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Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 08:14 PM

If I was a woman I would totally not care if people on the internet suggested that I was a dude. I certainly would not post pictures of my body as some sort of proof.

Unless they posted a picture of their dick first, you know, just to prove that they really are dudes.

So far I only believe Seven Force. :x

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520255)
while I agree that Evil Dead is an obnoxious faggot, Metal Militia's just funning with you.

It's how this forum works. It's a lot better if you think of it as one big joke!

MM is just getting on my nerves. i don't get the whole "accuse females of being males" joke, but maybe i missed something that happened earlier.

p.s. -- i'm having fun on here :) i missed being in a forum, the last one i was in got shut down a while back and i was so sad *sniffle*

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 08:15 PM

:x

Should I post a picture of my adorable whiskery face to prove I'm a cat?

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:15 PM

Uh yeah I pretended to be a chick for a while and the forums exploded when my secret was revealed

that's the joke

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520263)
Uh yeah I pretended to be a chick for a while and the forums exploded when my secret was revealed

that's the joke


i got that part LOL. whatevers, people can accuse me of having all the penis in the world, but i'm a chick.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:17 PM

Why do you care so much about of a bunch of anonymous people calling you a dude or not?

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 08:18 PM

This is just the break in the case we've been waiting for.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520265)
Why do you care so much about of a bunch of anonymous people calling you a dude or not?


that's a good question. sometimes i get very defensive. need to stop that.

i do, however, care about you asking me for nudes from my myspace. don't you know the internet was MADE for porn? you can see free tits anywhere. good luck with that.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:20 PM

wait what

was he actually doing that? :lol

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:21 PM

I'm being a guy. Sue me.


Besides, you suggested it in Loveline anyway.

However, I do concede to your point about the internet being for porn.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520270)
wait what

was he actually doing that? :lol

yes sir. i posted earlier to check my myspace if you don't believe that i'm a chick, and obviously he did because he came back and PM'd me to tell me my page is private. he said he wanted to see if i had nudes. i said no, and he didn't like that. so, obvs he's a perv.

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520268)
that's a good question. sometimes i get very defensive. need to stop that.

i do, however, care about you asking me for nudes from my myspace. don't you know the internet was MADE for porn? you can see free tits anywhere. good luck with that.


The internet was made to ensure a decentralised communication network in the event of nuclear war.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:22 PM

Uh, I'm a guy, too, I don't go around asking to see the lady parts of girls I know almost nothing about

That is RUDE

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:23 PM

I'm rude.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520274)
Uh, I'm a guy, too, I don't go around asking to see the lady parts of girls I know almost nothing about

That is RUDE

i'll admit, i do post pics that are slightly revealing (like the one i posted earlier), but it is in no way a nude pic, and i only do it cause i rarely find pics that i like of myself. but when a guy just asks for them, i always have to wonder why........not getting any in real life? total mutant unable to communicate with women in person? just a general perv?? who knows.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 08:25 PM

SEVEN FORCE'S COCK! :eek

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520276)
i'll admit, i do post pics that are slightly revealing (like the one i posted earlier), but it is in no way a nude pic, and i only do it cause i rarely find pics that i like of myself. but when a guy just asks for them, i always have to wonder why........not getting any in real life? total mutant unable to communicate with women in person? just a general perv?? who knows.

All of the above.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520278)
All of the above.

so i see.

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 08:26 PM

A moments silence for seven force's cock please.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:26 PM

it's not very big.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 520280)
A moments silence for seven force's cock please.

damn that must have been some amazing cock if we're giving a moment of silence.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520279)
so i see.


I'm mostly just here to have fun. I don't really expect you to show me naked pictures of yourself. If you did, it'd be cool. You should understand half of what I say is total bullshit though.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520282)
damn that must have been some amazing cock if we're giving a moment of silence.

Quite the opposite. ;(

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520283)
I'm mostly just here to have fun. I don't really expect you to show me naked pictures of yourself. If you did, it'd be cool. You should understand half of what I say is total bullshit though.

But it's really creepy & not funny. :(

A total Seven Force's Cock moment.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520286)
Quite the opposite. ;(


lol gotcha.

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520289)
But it's really creepy & not funny. :(

A total Seven Force's Cock moment.

I like creepy...

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520289)
A total Seven Force's Cock moment.

:)

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 08:38 PM

you know, it's times like this when i really wish i could have been on this forum longer, so i wouldn't feel left out.

*pouts*

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 08:38 PM

I'M GOING TO TOAST SPAGHETTI

Spetsnaz Jan 6th, 2008 08:39 PM

Just act like you do. They can't tell the difference.

MarioRPG Jan 6th, 2008 09:06 PM

Toasted spaghetti would be hard... :(

MarioRPG Jan 6th, 2008 09:08 PM

Can't say I saw that one coming.

Mockery Jan 6th, 2008 09:12 PM

Fair enough, I'm glad you understand the rules now. As for the flame war between you and GW or whoever, it's over now, and everybody should resume their photo posting in this thread.

Mockery Jan 6th, 2008 09:14 PM

Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 520327)
Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

did you use that awesome thing i always see on late night TV infomercials!??!?! the dessert pasta maker thingy?!?!? I WANT IT NOW!!!! you can make ice cream spaghetti. bad ass.

Noodles Jan 6th, 2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 520327)
Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

Did you pour caramel on it :P

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 09:21 PM

he didn't say caramel spaghetti, idiot

MarioRPG Jan 6th, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 520327)
Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

:lol I meant hard as in crunchy.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520332)
he didn't say caramel spaghetti, idiot

BUT if you were to pour caramel on said chocolate spaghetti, it would be scrumptious.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 09:22 PM

Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520335)
Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

shit i forgot about that!!!! nice.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 09:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob88_NBDNxs

MarioRPG Jan 6th, 2008 09:35 PM

Ever notice that Seth isn't around when you need him? Not because we do right now, but I mean really...

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 09:41 PM

No. Whenever I've ever needed him he's always been there needing me right back. We have a great codependent relationship.

executioneer Jan 6th, 2008 10:30 PM

awww

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 11:02 PM

No one seems to know how to Perv properly anymore. Fucking slackers.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520370)
No one seems to know how to Perv properly anymore. Fucking slackers.

you do. you're a non-offensive perv :)

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 11:04 PM

It's an art. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 520355)
awww

What we have is pretty good too, buddy. ;)
Quote:

Originally Posted by SKATERMONKEY (Post 520364)
pub lover
long time no see
and you still have the same pic...
good work!

Did... Did you just get off from a Ban? :eek

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 11:05 PM

Pub, Pratchett is writing childrens books. The MacFeegle are in some of them. Matbe this character is from there.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520373)
Pub, Pratchett is writing childrens books. The MacFeegle are in some of them. Matbe this character is from there.

I read Wyrd Sisters when I was seven, apart from the trees being called bastards which made me giggle alot, I don't see why it wasn't a perfectly ok childrens book.
I'd apply that to the rest of the series too.

It's hardly heavy on adult themes.

Children today, they don't know they're born. :pipepuff

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 11:22 PM

Yeah, I think Granny Weatherwax is teaching a little girl about life a long with the MacFeegle. I asked my friend if it was toned down for children, and she said no. Which is good because kids need a good kick in the ass by Granny.

bigtimecow Jan 6th, 2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520335)
Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 520404)
i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

that was a good one! i never had the balls to try it.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 11:40 PM

Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520410)
Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes

yes, but i meant that in, the um, not literal sense. balls in the sense of courage. you know what i mean. i gotta stop drinking now.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

Is this using the Source Engine?
Are you even aware of when these games came out, you dick

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 11:47 PM

Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520416)
Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

i think i good portion don't have any literal ones, either.

and i ain't talkin' bout the chicks.

*rimshot*

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 11:56 PM

Mmmm I love rimshots!

Neen Jan 6th, 2008 11:58 PM

Two drums and a cymble fall of a building

*Ba dum chi*

....

Sorry, that was uncalled for

Noodles Jan 7th, 2008 12:32 AM

Hey guys i got a new computer, ITS ALL WIDESCREEN AND STUFF :O

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:33 AM

who the hell are you

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:37 AM

guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:37 AM

ok rog that sounds great

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:39 AM

what!

i just mean when people are all like o rly i'm from jersey too we should hook up <3 <3 tee hee ohhh i don't know how big is ur penis etc.

So far this rule only applies to dirtyxblondexsxexvegan and ED

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 12:42 AM

Perfect plan. It's what I always wanted to happen. :)

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

you could just make a designated gay ups thread or something

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

yeah, really, i figured you guys would like the extra fodder

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

this thread IS the gay ups thread, gw.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

I'M LIVING A LIE

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 12:46 AM

Word up

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 520475)
Whatever. One question for you though. Do you find using a vibrator degrading?

degrading???? hmmm. no. but i don't use one regularly, only on the random occasion. i've heard that girls feel like that, but that's their problem.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 520476)
more true bedtime stories, less fondling the new girl.

lol noone is fondling me, no worries. i would be issuing scrotum kicks faster than you could say "i-mockery forums" if they were.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:55 AM

so i'm thinking we may need a new GB/Loveline moderator, since I definitely don't have time to read these boards in their entirety anymore.

REQUIREMENTS
-1 year i-mock forum experience preferred
-no life
-sense of humor
-common sense
-desire to change peoples' avatars for no good reason

WhiteRat Jan 7th, 2008 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 520476)
more true bedtime stories, less fondling the new girl.

I'll back off, but trust me bud there's no fondling going on over here.

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 520453)
guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

In that case I think Pub should start posting all over the place and we can all take bets on how long it will take for you to move them all here. :eek

Not because Pub's posts are gay but because they all belong here anyway :(

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:57 AM

WELL I POSESS ALL OF THOSE UNLESS "SENSE OF HUMOR" ALSO IMPLIES THE ABILITY TO BE MOCKWARS HILARIOUS BUT YOU ALREADY CONDEMNED ME FROM BEING ABLE TO EVEN EDIT MY OWN POSTS SO WHATEVER

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 12:58 AM

When it comes to Loveline, MattJack is the way to go

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 12:59 AM

I got a whole folder of dilbert porn ready to go if GW is made moderator of anything around here

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:00 AM

why would it matter

in a little less than a few days these forums have been made ridiculously stupid to the point where I have half the active population on my ignore list, it's not like we're defending some sacred tradition anymore

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:01 AM

I had sex once. True story. In the back of my car.


You ever try getting it on in the back of a Camaro? Its not fun.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:01 AM

Yeah GW would fit the bill if he was able to be trusted, plus he doesn't like Marathon enough for the job.

I was going to be 'trustworthy and responsible' in there but I don't think anyone that meets this criteria would want the job.

Sam Jan 7th, 2008 01:02 AM

AHEM

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:03 AM

To be fair, Marathon'd be easier to like if I didn't spend half my time not knowing where the fuck I was

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 520488)
When it comes to Loveline, MattJack is the way to go

Based on my astute observations. I agree.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:04 AM

that's why they give you a map

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 01:04 AM

I agree with Sam! He is certainly the go-getter sportsfan we need for this job! :picklehat

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 520489)
I got a whole folder of dilbert porn ready to go if GW is made moderator of anything around here

The bent tie is a homage to the erect male phallus!
It all makes sense now!
It's not about a man in a cubicle. It's about sexual repression! Not being able to pursue that which pleases him!


Where the hell did you find dilbert porn?

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:05 AM

also mattjack doesn't post enough

and that'd be like handing mod over to blueoatmeal

sam doesn't post enough either

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:05 AM

I don't know what you guys are AFRAID of, I'd totally carry out secret requests from you guys

Sam Jan 7th, 2008 01:05 AM

I THINK I POST ENOUGH >:

ISN'T IT MORE IMPORTANT THAT I CAN DO THE JOB AND DO IT RIGHT?

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 01:06 AM

Sam on being nominated for forums moderator: "AHEM"

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520415)
Are you even aware of when these games came out, you dick

If its out on Steam, I think it'd be safe to assume they just MIGHT have retooled it for their own fucking engine.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:06 AM

i'd rather mod esuohlim and keep it in the family if you know what i mean

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:08 AM

I will give a medal to the first man to have sex in a mini cooper successfully.
No midgets though.

Sam Jan 7th, 2008 01:08 AM

SEE IF I GET THE NEXT MARATHON GAME WHEN IT COMES OUT >:

RACISTS

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:08 AM

do you even know what steam IS

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:09 AM

Why don't you just have a contest for it? Revenge of the Nerds style.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:09 AM




Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:09 AM

Hmm.

I think I just may be confusing Valve for Steam.

Steams the download client, right?


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