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Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:10 AM

Guys did you hear how The Longest Journey is out on Steam now the Source engine must make that shit fantastic

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:10 AM

If I weren't 6'2, I'd attempt that.

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 01:10 AM

ALL RIGHT YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM. I ACCEPT.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:11 AM

We need that forum skin back, also

MLE Jan 7th, 2008 01:11 AM

i agree

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:12 AM

Little boy, if you keep this little crusade of yours up, you might just have to be taken down a peg or two.

Then you shall know what it is really like to be a woman.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:12 AM

esuohlim what is your aim name?

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 01:13 AM

I'll overlook the fact that I'm being demoted as long as you all call me "captain" and you all just make my job easier by not posting retarded shit >:

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:13 AM

I'll give you a medal and a high-five.

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 01:14 AM

I haven't had AIM for about three years :(

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:14 AM

oh boy am i in for it now!

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:15 AM

also I'll talk to cfr5 about adding i-bapery back as a theme option because it would really improve things around here

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:15 AM

aim or msn or yahoo im or something ;< I need to talk to you in real time to give you the INITIATION

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:15 AM

The Force is strong in you, young Padawan...

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 520531)
aim or msn or yahoo im or something ;< I need to talk to you in real time to give you the INITIATION

That sounds so dirty.

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:17 AM

What you're in for is a mauling. From a wild bear. Thats going to attack you from your closet.

How? I do not know.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:17 AM

YOUR CONTRACEPTIVES ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 01:17 AM

All right hold on I'll get a new AIM name for this special occasion

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:19 AM

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

Bonus points for having sex in a Mini Cooper wearing an authentic Darth Vader costume.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:22 AM

I donno. I think the helmet might intimidate her.
(if you know what I mean, and I think you do)

I'm actually planning on buying one of those $500 dollar ones once I get a job this summer.

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 01:24 AM

I SENT YOU A PM, BIG BOY :*

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:26 AM

I almost bought an original mold Stormtrooper suit.

Instead, I spent the money on furthering my knife collection.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520541)
I'm actually planning on buying one of those $500 dollar ones once I get a job this summer.

that sentence - will never get laid, not even in a Mini Cooper.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:29 AM

My god, I'm not the only one who collects knives?
I've got a battle axe, too.

Oh right. This is supposed to be about hilarious sex stories...

Raises the question:
Would you make sweet love to a knife?

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:29 AM

Shes right...

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520554)
My god, I'm not the only one who collects knives?
I've got a battle axe, too.

Oh right. This is supposed to be about hilarious sex stories...

Raises the question:
Would you make sweet love to a knife?


Ever seen Se7en?

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520550)
that sentence - will never get laid, not even in a Mini Cooper.

While I'm at it, I should mention that I'm studying Elvish.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:31 AM

Se7en? That's the movie with the 7 sins and morgan freeman throwing a switch blade, right?

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520558)
While I'm at it, I should mention that I'm studying Elvish.

you're only helping my cause now. stop it, or you will never see boobies again.

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:32 AM

Yeah. Would you let your girlfriend ( if any ) fuck with that dildo?

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520561)
you're only helping my cause now. stop it, or you will never see boobies again.

luckily my girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care.
I also own all 3 lotr movies. Collector's edition, of course.
edit: And are you saying you don't think
"Melethin ce" sounds sexy?

And I seriously doubt my girlfriend ever using any dildo.
Especially a large bladed one.

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:39 AM

You know what freaks me out, man?

Hobbit sex. Sam and Frodo gettin it on.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:40 AM

Oh yeah. Though I'm really tired of the whole frodo-sam "lolgay" thing.
It's amusing the first few times, but seriously, Sam was all about Rosie.
Frodo, though? Total cock muncher.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520565)
luckily my girlfriend of 2 years doesn't care.
I also own all 3 lotr movies. Collector's edition, of course.
edit: And are you saying you don't think
"Melethin le" sounds sexy?

And I seriously doubt my girlfriend ever using any dildo.
Especially a large bladed one.

i give a round of applause to your girlfriend. she obviously rocks. my ex was a comic geek, and i put up with it for 3 years. it's rough being 2nd to something.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 01:41 AM

P.S---- all i have to say about LOTR is Viggo = teh hotness.

*droooooooooooooooooool*

executioneer Jan 7th, 2008 01:42 AM

man i'd volunter for mod dutys but theres no way in f*ck i can be trusted around loveline

at least i dont think so

executioneer Jan 7th, 2008 01:42 AM

AND PLUS IM TOTALLY A NEWB

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:42 AM

I could totally pull off a Viggo if I lost ten pounds... Do you think I look fat?

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:44 AM

Eh. I'd offer my services, but a cry so great would rise up from the masses....

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520574)
I could totally pull off a Viggo if I lost ten pounds... Do you think I look fat?

NOONE can be Viggo but Viggo <3

did ANYONE see Eastern Promises??? oh my word.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 01:46 AM

considering that you posess none of the qualities chojin listed and are generally a fucking retard I don't think you making the position would be a problem

EDIT: Testing editing button - Esuohlim :lol

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161159)
EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES :lol

-willie

IF ONLY YOU KNEW

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:46 AM

No. I didn't.

Eh, I mostly get compared to Beowulf by my ex... ( Not the new one, the live action Beowulf and Grendel. )

Personally, I don't see how Viggo had ANY sex appeal in G.I. Jane or A History of Violence.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520569)
i give a round of applause to your girlfriend. she obviously rocks. my ex was a comic geek, and i put up with it for 3 years. it's rough being 2nd to something.

Oh she's definitely not second to anything.
Placing your sig-other below something is just cruel.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 01:47 AM

if it becomes clear that we need more moderation after more newbs come in we'll hold a vote or something :o

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:47 AM

Is eastern promises the one with the nude fight scene?

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520582)
Oh she's definitely not second to anything.
Placing your sig-other below something is just cruel.

and THAT is why i am single. untill i find a guy that won't put comics or booze or drugs or anything else before me, i wanna be alone.

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 520586)
and THAT is why i am single. untill i find a guy that won't put comics or booze or drugs or anything else before me, i wanna be alone.

Thats so fucking selfish.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:52 AM

That's understandable.
I think I got really lucky. I've known her since 7th grade (in 10th now) and we were just good friends at first..It..just.you know..Evolved from there.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520588)
Thats so fucking selfish.

apparently i have a sign on my head that says "walk all over me!! i love to take abuse!!"

but no longer.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520588)
Thats so fucking selfish.

Haha. wow.
Yeah replace my emotional bullshit with
"PUT OUT, PUT OUT, PUT OUT!"

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:53 AM

I don't see a problem with loving and respecting your woman, etc.. But unless you're getting married, don't expect to come before all else.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:54 AM

I'd like to quote one of the great philosophers of our time

"Bitches ain't shit"

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 01:58 AM

STOP RAPING THIS THREAD

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:59 AM

IT'S NOT RAPE UNLESS THEY SAY "NO"

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 520599)
STOP RAPING THIS THREAD


sorry, my bad. do we need another story???

i have one!!!! *jumps up and down*

so one time, i hooked up with a guy who called me by different names the whole time we were in bed. at first i thought maybe he forgot my name, whatever. but then, it was random names.

Susan!!

Brandy!!!

Emily!!!

not even anything related. turns out, as he told me later, he wa reliving all of his exes while screwing me. nice.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:01 AM

How very classy.

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:03 AM

MOD INITITATION WAS ROUGH :x

Chojin kept going "here put this on while i go freshen up" and I was like ":("

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520606)
How very classy.

i just attract winners, don't i??

what about the guy that insisted on introducing me to his WHOLE FAMILY before we hooked up??? that was interesting.

executioneer Jan 7th, 2008 02:04 AM

WHOSE THE WISEGUY

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 02:05 AM

He didn't touch you anywhere did he?

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:05 AM


Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:06 AM

I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520614)
I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

i don't think you're calling me a slut. i'm honest -- when i want some, i go get some. but i do NOT need to meet the parents of someone i am hooking up with, unless it gets serious.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:12 AM

Allright.
And sorry. 15 year old virgin. Not exactly the most experienced person in the field of fuckin'.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:13 AM

Yeah, I'm gonna say that move was a good idea.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 02:14 AM

gw, this is what this thread is here for

that goes for you too, mle, who complains to me in person

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:15 AM

Oh shit I just moved a whole heap of crap over from the Bedroom Stories thread and now it got all mixed in with what was already going on here :x

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:16 AM

THIS RAISES AN ISSUE:

Wouldn't moving derailed posts to this thread fuck with continuity since posts go in positions related to the times at which they were posted?

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:19 AM

Quote:

EDIT: Testing editing button - Esuohlim
IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 02:19 AM

yes, but the point in moving them here is so that we can hope they'll continue it here rather than there.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:20 AM

Yeah, that's why we need a fuckups thread that everyone knows not to read unless they're fuckers

designating the chatroom thread for that is worse than what rog had in mind

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:20 AM

CHOJIN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT STUPID FORT UP SOON

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:20 AM

Continuity is for books anyway.
Forums are more of an amorphic blob of words.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520624)
IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

hahahahaha oh shit oh shit oh shit

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520624)
IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

As my first order of business I found it more than necessary :o

EDIT: I can edit my own posts too :eek

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:25 AM

Can you change avatars too

I couldn't do that on Maddox Mania but IPB is slightly different from vBulletin

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:29 AM

I can change post counts :eek

I can also impeach presidents and make faces appear in tortillas

Emu Jan 7th, 2008 02:31 AM

i missed an opportunity to be a mod ;____;

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:34 AM

If I were Emily, I'd just get on Chojin's computer and make it reset the forums to the way they were before the new year, then close registration forever!

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:34 AM

BUT I'M NOT, SO ALL I CAN DO IS COMPLAIN

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 520633)
i missed an opportunity to be a mod ;____;

Don't worry I put in a good word for you ;)

executioneer Jan 7th, 2008 02:48 AM

p_p

MattJack Jan 7th, 2008 06:23 AM

I tried reading a couple of the latest pages for this thread just now and boy oh boy I didn't think I waz goin to make it thru.

Actually I didn't make it yall cuz I kinda only made it to page dos of my reading. I wanted to off myself so bad.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 520453)
guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

Praise Jesus.

:barnstar

MetalMilitia Jan 7th, 2008 09:16 AM

Woah this thread is full of gay-ups! :lol

Milhouse can you change dirtyXxXblondeXxxX's avatar to a picture of ArrowX, I think publover has one. Thanks. Hope this helps.

SKATERMONKEY Jan 7th, 2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520631)
Can you change avatars too

I couldn't do that on Maddox Mania but IPB is slightly different from vBulletin

Oh my god you still speak of maddox mania?
Thats lame dude

bigtimecow Jan 7th, 2008 12:27 PM

GW is a forum maniac. he/she's EVERYWHARE

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 01:48 PM

"Pub, this is your brain, you set a wake up call for six am, right? It is after that, but don't worry because it's MERINGUE o'clock and you can go back to sleep."

Or maybe it said MASSAGE or MUSCLE. It was more of a shape than a meaning all thick like a dehydrated tongue in my head. Whatever it was, it meant I somehow gave myself secret 'shh don't tell myself' permission not to get up for work.

Sleeping be crazy.

Grislygus Jan 7th, 2008 02:13 PM

Guys, I have never pretended to be anything other than an obnoxious fucking dweeb, but all this drama and faggoty stuff is just too gay for me to try and catch up on. That being said, however;

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 520106)
EDIT: And a big :lol about Rongi getting banned.

what

Grislygus Jan 7th, 2008 02:16 PM

Also, XxxXx<3dirtyblonde52orwhatever<3xXxxxX, I am a descendant of Marie Antoinette and I find your avatar fucking offensive, and demand that you replace it with a picture of something harmless, preferably a tomato, so that my delicate psyche has time to recuperate.

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 520747)
what

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69698600

Grislygus Jan 7th, 2008 02:22 PM

Man, I was hoping for something more interesting. That's like the end of Starship Troopers.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520634)
If I were Emily, I'd just get on Chojin's computer and make it reset the forums to the way they were before the new year, then close registration forever!

That is very nearly a full dozen reasons why if you were MLE then Chojin would be marrying Schimid, or that cute girl he met the other day at the I-Hop.

But don't worry, little lady, I'd still want you. :love

:sevenforce

MetalMilitia Jan 7th, 2008 03:32 PM

Which jesus is the Halloween jesus?

My first guess was back-from-the-dead jesus but I was later told this was false and stupid. I guess he could be the in-the-desert-being-tempted-by-satan jesus. That would make sense.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 03:50 PM

haha, I know who _23 really is, but shh

MetalMilitia Jan 7th, 2008 03:55 PM

ArrowX? I'm convinced he's is somewhere around here masquerading as a girl. I can feel it in my bones.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 03:57 PM

No, _23 is someone from that forum I posted on that sent one guy to yell at us a few weeks ago

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 04:07 PM

Good Sleuthing. :thumbsup

MetalMilitia Jan 7th, 2008 04:15 PM

It's a shame fartin molar private investigator isn't around. He could crack this case wide open.

Seven Force Jan 7th, 2008 04:16 PM

whats going on


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