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Zhukov Jul 27th, 2010 05:12 AM

I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 05:41 AM

Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 06:36 AM

5'7". rounded up ;<

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693506)
I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

i was at a flea market yesterday and was looking for polo shirts. i found a grand total of 2 that were size small (out of about 150, literally). most were XL-5XL.

5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

Zhukov Jul 27th, 2010 07:50 AM

Well Stralyia is fatter than the US anyway, so there you go, and to be honest most shops here stock one or two size small/medium, and then about five hundred XL XXL XXXL sizes. I think Chinese manufacturers are being slightly patronising.

RaNkeri Jul 27th, 2010 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 693507)
Don't be fooled. You could fit 3.5 Rankeris into a small t-shirt here

:tear

Colonel Flagg Jul 27th, 2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 693509)
5 fucking XL. IN ABUNDANCE.

And yet the people that need them insist on shopping in the "Petites" section of JC Penney's

http://www.brojsimpson.com/gallery2/...&g2_itemId=309

It looks NSFW, but it really isn't ...

MarioRPG Jul 27th, 2010 11:10 AM

5XL... ugh. I can't even imagine, that's like the material of 3 tee shirts.

Zhukov Jul 27th, 2010 12:16 PM

Well, I used to work in a tradesman clothing store, like work trousers, steel capped boots and hi-vis jackets. We measured the trousers and overalls in centimeters (sorry Chojin) and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half, and that was only considered XXL.

There are some fat people out there.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693529)
and the biggest size was 132cm around the waist. That's my size and a half

For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 693544)
For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek

that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

kahljorn Jul 27th, 2010 04:58 PM

maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 693549)
maybe you just need to wash your shirts more. Mine always shrink up after i wash them a couple of times.

i wash my shirts like every other day, because i have 1 pair of shorts and like 3 pairs of shirts that are small enough to fit ;<

i wash them in hot water to shrink them too

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 693548)
that's about the size of my waist

not the hips, mind you

Dude that's messed up

kahljorn Jul 27th, 2010 05:25 PM

damn dude i dont even know then :( i'm probably like half your size and i wear larges all the time. although im more like 5'9 than 5'7

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 05:25 PM

I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles :(

kahljorn Jul 27th, 2010 05:31 PM

my waist is 24 inches :(

maybe its cause i dont wear guy shirts tight like a woman so im fine with whatever size or something.

executioneer Jul 27th, 2010 05:43 PM

i have a sneaking suspicion i'd need at least XL even if i was at 0% bodyfat my shoulders are hell of wide :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 27th, 2010 05:43 PM

I'm up to a 36 waist. I'm good at 34 as long as I don't eat or drink anything though.

Chojin Jul 27th, 2010 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 693554)
I'm like 5'10" with a 30-inch waist. Small shirts cling comfortably to the waist but are hella tight around the shoulders and chest. I wear mediums.

And I have no muscles :(

my waist measurement was with a tape measure just under the bellybutton

i wear a size 32 in pants

i think dem obliques and dat adonis belt are contributing to inflating my waist measurement

Kitsa Jul 27th, 2010 07:02 PM

I wear huge clothes because I would rather go too big than too small. I've known many women who brag about the small clothing size they wear, but then you can see the outline of their bras and big ol' rolls of back fat, and muffin tops coming out over their jeans, and that's just gross. I'd rather wear a circus tent.

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 07:59 PM

You know they do make sizes that are between too big and too small. You act like you only have two choices.

SHIT A CIRCUS TENT OR A BARBIE DRESS? DECISIONS DECISIONS

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 27th, 2010 08:19 PM

IF I WERE TO WEAR MY ERECTION UP INSTEAD OF DOWN MY PANT WIDTH WOULD BE 68.

elx Jul 27th, 2010 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693506)
I didn't know you had a "small" size in your country. No, that wasn't some half arsed joke about your nation's obesity, I genuinely thought it wasn't used. Every piece of clothing I have ordered of the internet/ebay from US companies or brands start at large and just go up from there. Medium if I am lucky.


Fat American fucks.

idk about women/boy stuff but for girls its:
10, 12, 14 in jeans
medium, large, youth xl in tops

then in juniors it's:
00, 0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 in jeans
0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in skirts/dresses
xs, small, medium, large, xl in tops

i don't think there is anything larger, which i guess kinda sucks cause then girls would have to like go into women's stuff. also the "petite" section sounds a bit deceptive, it's not for skinny girls, it's for freakishly curvy/and/or short girls.

MattJack Jul 27th, 2010 09:53 PM

BTCH PLZ

MattJack Jul 27th, 2010 09:54 PM

LOOKS LIKE DADS HOME

MattJack Jul 27th, 2010 09:54 PM


Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2010 10:06 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2010 10:43 PM

I wear size 29. :\

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2010 12:59 AM



I'm going to regret not going for the rest of my life. :(

executioneer Jul 28th, 2010 02:34 AM

i think i saw that man up close and personal recently

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2010 02:44 AM



K, guize

Grislygus Jul 28th, 2010 03:58 AM

god i am SO

FUCKING

BORED


and no one i know will answer their phones, and i'm sober and not going to fall asleep I REGRET THAT THE I-MOCKERY GANG COULD NOT STAY ANOTHER WEEK IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS

Grislygus Jul 28th, 2010 04:31 AM

awright, fuck yall, nontalkative motherfuckers, i'm mixing myself another cannery punch

executioneer Jul 28th, 2010 04:35 AM

what is in a cannery punch

Grislygus Jul 28th, 2010 05:23 AM

uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it

so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor

this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka

Grislygus Jul 28th, 2010 05:28 AM

it's a short glass

Grislygus Jul 28th, 2010 05:32 AM

i guees it's too late to call some of these motherfuckers
THEY called ME earlier to go out and about, not sure why they'd be asleep NOW

Zhukov Jul 28th, 2010 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 693544)
For those at home doing the math, Zhukov, the guy making fun of fat people, has a 35-inch waist. :eek :eek


WELL. I'm not making fun of fat people, and I'm 32 inches; reasonably thin from my point of view.

185cm tall; you pricks work it out we won the war, and I also have a small assortment of average muscles lacklusterly scattered around my body. I still consider myself skinny, and being called fat by the resident human noodle isn't going to change that.

The Leader Jul 28th, 2010 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693623)
you pricks work it out we won the war

What war was that? The war to be the fattest person in the Southern Hemisphere?

Dimnos Jul 28th, 2010 12:06 PM

I dont care what hemisphere your from. If your waist is anything less than Zhukovs 32 inches your a fucking beanpole.

Dimnos Jul 28th, 2010 12:06 PM

Or a woman.

Zhukov Jul 28th, 2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 693630)
What war was that? The war to be the fattest person in the Southern Hemisphere?

Either WW1 or The French Revolution. Imperial measurements are for the dirty Hun.


I got Litres by the motherfucking Kilometer, bitch. Fuck your infraction.

Zhukov Jul 28th, 2010 01:18 PM

That wasn't aimed at you Chojin.

Also, I can post pictures if need be. But only if I get to see some i-mock female stomach in return.

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2010 03:43 PM

Make sure those pictures have some Tasmanian Devils in them :x

Do they really spin like tornadoes? :eek :eek

Esuohlim Jul 29th, 2010 05:25 AM

dear internet you are BORING at 4:30am

I need drunk gus

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2010 05:57 AM

hey fucker

Chojin Jul 29th, 2010 09:38 AM

why is this site down like half the times i try to access it

Chojin Jul 29th, 2010 09:43 AM

why is this site down like half the times i try to access it

Zhukov Jul 29th, 2010 09:49 AM

Yeah I get that almost every night. I just treat it as normal now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 29th, 2010 10:06 AM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 693619)
uuuuh, in Cannery Row one of the boys worked in a bar, and whenever someone didn't finish a drink he'd pour it into a jug and at the end of the week they'd call it punch and drink it

so a cannery punch IRL is when you throw together splashes of what the fuck ever because you're low on cash and trying to conserve your liquor

this current one is small amounts of jameson, jack daniels, knob creek, a bigger splash of captain morgans, orange juice, white grape juice, ruby red, and filled the rest of the way with gatorade and vodka

Sounds more like a Falcon Punch.

Kitsa Jul 29th, 2010 10:06 AM

I get it all the time too. :(

The Leader Jul 29th, 2010 02:59 PM

The site doesn't come up for me a lot either. :<

Esuohlim Jul 29th, 2010 07:29 PM

I think I just fried my brain playing 2 straight hours of Infectonator :(

elx Jul 29th, 2010 07:55 PM

man, messenger bags suck. what's the point of them? mine can hold maybe 2 textbooks at a time and then all of the weight is distributed to one side of me and i'm constantly having to readjust myself so i don't fall on my face. and theeeeen, it's especially bad during the summer semester when i wear strapless/sleeveless tops and the bag strap digs into my shoulder. so stupid. messenger bags are for douche-bags.




need to purchase a bookbag, but there's too much stuff to consider/compromises to make. :(

elx Jul 29th, 2010 07:57 PM

what the bananas is an account reconciliation

elx Jul 29th, 2010 07:59 PM

how's starcraft 2????

elx Jul 29th, 2010 08:07 PM

sleeping consumes too much of our lives, we need to stop focusing on medicines to knock us out and more on the ones to keep us up

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2010 08:18 PM

Too many straps on a bookbag. Also, I want something I can sling to use as a weapon. I carry heavy things.

elx Jul 29th, 2010 08:27 PM

just because you carry a purse doesn't mean we want to hear about your womanly troubles FZ :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2010 08:44 PM

I have a messenger bag because I used to be a bike messenger.For about a minute.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 29th, 2010 08:44 PM

There are never enough strapons on a bookbag.

kahljorn Jul 29th, 2010 09:39 PM

i had to sign up for selective services so i could get a grant :(

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2010 09:40 PM

I'm automagically signed up because my father had to be a cunt enlisted man.

Grislygus Jul 29th, 2010 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 693724)
There are never enough strapons on a bookbag.

this was the first post on the page that loaded on my cell phone

for a second i thought that this was gonna be an awesome conversation

kahljorn Jul 30th, 2010 12:14 AM

omg i got this thing in the mail for these cruises and i was just looking at it for fun and they had some good deals then my girlfriend pointed out that the last picture had two dudes in a pool sitting all close and she was like, "is this a gay cruise" and i was like I DUNNNNNOOOOOOO and started looking at all the other pictures and they were all dudes :O then i noticed it was to the gay dude that used to live here

i totally just thought this one picture was like a father/mother with their muscular son but the person in the middle was just a frumpy looking gay dude and not a mother :(

Dixie Jul 30th, 2010 01:35 AM

http://www.70000tons.com/
looks like an awesome cruise. some of the bands totally suck, but it's gotta be a floating eargasm with uli involved.

Zhukov Jul 30th, 2010 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 693711)
man, messenger bags suck. what's the point of them? mine can hold maybe 2 textbooks at a time and then all of the weight is distributed to one side of me and i'm constantly having to readjust myself so i don't fall on my face. and theeeeen, it's especially bad during the summer semester when i wear strapless/sleeveless tops and the bag strap digs into my shoulder. so stupid. messenger bags are for douche-bags.


need to purchase a bookbag, but there's too much stuff to consider/compromises to make. :(

I always thought the point of a messenger type bag was so that you could wear it while you are also wearing a backpack. If you are worried about storage area then you should get a record bag, they are fatter. The one I have can hold loads of books and it has various straps so you can carry it over your shoulder or on your back. The bargains never stop!

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 693721)
just because you carry a purse doesn't mean we want to hear about your womanly troubles FZ :rolleyes

Rather sexist and therefore not funny.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 30th, 2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 693741)
this was the first post on the page that loaded on my cell phone

for a second i thought that this was gonna be an awesome conversation

It had all the makings :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 693755)
omg i got this thing in the mail for these cruises and i was just looking at it for fun and they had some good deals then my girlfriend pointed out that the last picture had two dudes in a pool sitting all close and she was like, "is this a gay cruise" and i was like I DUNNNNNOOOOOOO and started looking at all the other pictures and they were all dudes :O then i noticed it was to the gay dude that used to live here

i totally just thought this one picture was like a father/mother with their muscular son but the person in the middle was just a frumpy looking gay dude and not a mother :(

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 693769)
http://www.70000tons.com/
looks like an awesome cruise. some of the bands totally suck, but it's gotta be a floating eargasm with uli involved.

I would totally go cruising on that but by then I will be kidding around. Then I saw that there were going to be 19 additional bands. If you go see if they have a Saxon onesie.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 30th, 2010 04:09 PM

Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?

RaNkeri Jul 30th, 2010 04:28 PM

Last work day tomorrow :eek

Esuohlim Jul 30th, 2010 04:31 PM

Helsinki Medical, fuck yeah

Pentegarn Jul 30th, 2010 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 693819)
Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?

If Chad is Babs, and I think he is, then no :(

RaNkeri Jul 30th, 2010 05:09 PM

CSI Miami, fuck YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Dimnos Jul 30th, 2010 05:10 PM

CSI Miami, fuck YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

RaNkeri Jul 30th, 2010 05:37 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 30th, 2010 05:40 PM

:oneofthosedays

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 30th, 2010 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 693825)
If Chad is Babs, and I think he is, then no :(


yes, he is. still waiting for that then. Can I be the Santa Mod?

Colonel Flagg Jul 30th, 2010 08:53 PM

Speaking as one who wasn't part of that particular party, if he didn't post pics, why is he still posting?

Inquiring minds and all that .... :Jixby

kahljorn Jul 30th, 2010 09:12 PM

UNLESS HIS CAMERA WAS JACKED BY TRANNIEs HE HAS NO EXCUSE >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 31st, 2010 01:02 AM

Yo, I was thinking. Remember when we tried going up the back way and ended up on that porch ledge. Maybe its there.

kahljorn Jul 31st, 2010 02:23 AM

you mean when we went to smoke with Samuel L. Jackson? nah, cause it was right after that that i was taking pictures of you and Dr. Girlfriend.

Fathom Zero Jul 31st, 2010 03:23 AM

TADAO. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. ARE YOU DEAD?

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2010 04:25 AM

Why are anti-spyware scanners so useless? They always find stuff but it's never the ONE THING that's actually intrusive. Lame.

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2010 04:29 AM

And then websites give you the list of registry values to delete but NONE OF THEM, NONE, are ever located where they say they're supposed to be located in the registry. >:

kahljorn Jul 31st, 2010 04:31 AM

:(

yea spywares a pain in the ass. what programs are you using?

Pentegarn Jul 31st, 2010 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 693853)
Speaking as one who wasn't part of that particular party, if he didn't post pics, why is he still posting?

Inquiring minds and all that .... :Jixby

Either he should have been banned or Jixby should be reinstated.

:eitherrulesarerulesortheyarenot

Zhukov Jul 31st, 2010 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 693867)
you mean when we went to smoke with Samuel L. Jackson? nah, cause it was right after that that i was taking pictures of you and Dr. Girlfriend.

Please post pictures of Dr. Girlfriend.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 31st, 2010 12:16 PM

When I returned to my apartment last night to get some last minute stuff and clean I found the Dirty Bird Saloon taken apart. The sail was on the ground as if the pirate bar had sank. It's symbolism pained me greatly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 693896)
Please post pictures of Dr. Girlfriend.

Need to upload them from my phone.

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2010 04:36 PM

:whitepig

RaNkeri Jul 31st, 2010 05:07 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

RaNkeri Jul 31st, 2010 05:07 PM

Damn, I love those drums

Colonel Flagg Jul 31st, 2010 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 693917)
:whitepig

'sup Pub.

Tadao Jul 31st, 2010 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 693868)
TADAO. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. ARE YOU DEAD?

BABY STARTS TEACHING AGAIN SOON AND BABY DEMANDS MY LOVIN.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 1st, 2010 02:25 PM

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING HER IN A CORNER TADAO.

executioneer Aug 1st, 2010 04:18 PM

who does that, nobody does that

Tadao Aug 1st, 2010 07:58 PM

IF IT'S RABBIT BABY WANTS, RABBIT BABY GETS

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2010 08:51 PM

muscle relaxers + family reunion ftw.

Colonel Flagg Aug 1st, 2010 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 694014)
muscle relaxers + family reunion ftw.

:themoreyouknow

Zhukov Aug 1st, 2010 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 694014)
muscle relaxers + family reunion ftw.

For you or them?

Slip some into a cake and enjoy the serenity.


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