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Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2010 11:27 PM

No time for luhv

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2010 11:34 PM

Zhukov: For me. Everyone was being asked to wear nametags and mine said "SOME COUSIN OR SOMETHING".

Zhukov Aug 1st, 2010 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 694027)
Zhukov: For me. Everyone was being asked to wear nametags and mine said "SOME COUSIN OR SOMETHING".

:lol

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2010 12:41 AM

Looks like I've been demoted. :rolleyes

Babs Aug 2nd, 2010 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 693819)
Chad, did you ever post your secret santa picture from last year yet?

Actually I made a comic for mine which took a couple of weeks to get done but by the time I was done and ready to post, the thread was closed because of the Microshock drama. I'll post it here if you want me too.

Grislygus Aug 2nd, 2010 03:58 AM

Demoted? oh man, did i honestly get the last Tadao-infraction?

that is awesome, especially since I stole it from MLE

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2010 04:28 AM

I'm sure it's all just a big mistake and they really meant to give me more power.

Fathom Zero Aug 2nd, 2010 05:07 AM

:lol

Fathom Zero Aug 2nd, 2010 05:52 AM

I HATE BROS.

AND GUESS WHO CAN'T SLEEP.

Fathom Zero Aug 2nd, 2010 06:19 AM

ALONE ON A SUNDAY NIGHT, WOOOO

WITH NOTHING BUT ME AND A BAG OF NONPAREILS

Zhukov Aug 2nd, 2010 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 694035)
Looks like I've been demoted. :rolleyes

JUSTICE FINALLY.

Dimnos Aug 2nd, 2010 10:52 AM

God damn it T. You were supposed to infract me first! >:

MLE Aug 2nd, 2010 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 694040)
Demoted? oh man, did i honestly get the last Tadao-infraction?

that is awesome, especially since I stole it from MLE

Did I miss something?

Colonel Flagg Aug 2nd, 2010 11:34 AM

Time to write your memoirs, Tad.

Kitsa Aug 2nd, 2010 12:07 PM

it's sweltering hot, the city that supplies our water is under a boil advisory and I have a small pack of bottled water to meet all needs until Tuesday afternoon at the earliest. This is the life.

Zhukov Aug 2nd, 2010 12:16 PM

Your life reads like a David Sedaris story.

Kitsa Aug 2nd, 2010 01:00 PM

I'm ashamed to say I've only seen his books from afar.

elx Aug 2nd, 2010 02:23 PM

:(

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 2nd, 2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 694037)
Actually I made a comic for mine which took a couple of weeks to get done but by the time I was done and ready to post, the thread was closed because of the Microshock drama. I'll post it here if you want me too.

That would work. I was wondering was happened to it but the MS bad times makes sense.

Grislygus Aug 2nd, 2010 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 694054)
Did I miss something?

a "Bumping old threads" infraction for the cowboy song, lkol

Dimnos Aug 2nd, 2010 03:37 PM

You got an infraction for bumping a stickied thread? Weak. :\

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2010 04:08 PM

;)

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2010 04:11 PM

I'M 100 PERCENT POSITIVE THAT GUS COMPLAINED TO THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY. HE NEVER LIKED ME AND I KNOW HE IS JEALOUS THAT MY BOOBS ARE PERKIER THAN HIS. IT'S GENETICS GUS, GET OVER IT.

Grislygus Aug 2nd, 2010 04:56 PM

SKANK

MLE Aug 2nd, 2010 07:34 PM

I don't think he was even the one to bump it. And it's the cowboy thread. So yeah. What mod couldn't take a joke?

kahljorn Aug 2nd, 2010 07:51 PM

CHOJIN?

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2010 08:36 PM

Probably all the bigwigs had a meeting and decided my services were no longer needed. I know I'm important enough for people to sit around and talk about me.

Colonel Flagg Aug 2nd, 2010 10:01 PM

Of course you are. You ARE T-DAWG.

Or T-bunny. w/e

stevetothepast Aug 2nd, 2010 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 694088)
Probably all the bigwigs had a meeting and decided my services were no longer needed. I know I'm important enough for people to sit around and talk about me.

we all love you T-Bag even when you are so busy making love to your lovely lady that you cannot stop by and say hello.

The Leader Aug 3rd, 2010 12:14 AM

You'll always be boss bunny to me, Tadao. :(

Pentegarn Aug 3rd, 2010 01:17 AM

Tadao can moderate any of my posts ;)

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2010 02:04 AM

SEXY GAY PARTY TIME!

:rave :rave :rave

Fathom Zero Aug 3rd, 2010 07:24 AM

THIS IS THE EXCUSE THAT WE'RE MAKING. IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU'RE PAYING?

Pentegarn Aug 3rd, 2010 07:35 AM

Wait, we're paying now?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 3rd, 2010 11:16 AM

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.

Zhukov Aug 3rd, 2010 02:14 PM

I was going to say that :lol

Oh well, let the blood run in the streets! It's a REVOLUTION!!!

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2010 03:41 PM

IT'S A CLERICAL ERROR

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 3rd, 2010 04:41 PM

That bunny looks like it has some serious mutton chops.

I tried finding a rockabilly bunny in less than two minutes but this came up instead. THUMBS UP

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2010 05:25 PM

Bunnies don't rock. They hip hop.

The Leader Aug 3rd, 2010 05:37 PM

Word

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 3rd, 2010 05:50 PM

I was more amused with the thumbs up on red dress.

Fathom Zero Aug 3rd, 2010 06:40 PM


Kitsa Aug 3rd, 2010 08:06 PM

Way to ruin snack truck guy's day :(

Chojin Aug 3rd, 2010 08:07 PM

wasn't me

my guess would be rog or somebody got a complaint and took it seriously

Kitsa Aug 3rd, 2010 08:27 PM

man, remind me not to post on family facebook after I have tequila of any type, that was one big fucking mess and I have like 15 elderly family members who take all that shit super-serious. One actually saw my mom's farmville notices and said she didn't know our family owned a farm.

Fathom Zero Aug 3rd, 2010 08:28 PM

Bitches be playing

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2010 08:31 PM

All the teens are gonna have to start a new social network now that Grandma is on Facebook.

MarioRPG Aug 3rd, 2010 09:27 PM

Just found out there will a new NBA Jam. Wow.

Zhukov Aug 3rd, 2010 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 694176)
All the teens are gonna have to start a new social network now that Grandma is on Facebook.

Ha, that's probably true. I wouldn't be surprised if facebook released a new facebook to run in tandem with old facebook. Except you have to pay a subscription fee and you get bombarded with more ads. Which is cooler for kids.

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2010 01:07 AM

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 05:44 AM

I AM NOW A THOUSAND YEARS OLD :(

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2010 05:49 AM


kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 06:05 AM

IM SCARED

SHES GONNA KILT MY ASS

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 06:43 AM

IM SO HUNGRY ON MY BIRTHDAY :(

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 07:44 AM

HOW COME THERE IS FLOATY SHIT IN WINE

Pentegarn Aug 4th, 2010 07:46 AM

Someone needs to inform her she is actually white

In her 'mother fuckin face' if possible

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 09:29 AM

IS THAT ELX? :O

Zhukov Aug 4th, 2010 11:20 AM

heh

elx Aug 4th, 2010 11:42 AM

youtube wont even let me watch the video, but from what i can see she is rather terrifying, it looks like she has no eyeballs :(

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 12:05 PM

SHE HAS EYEBALLS I THINK ITS A BROW RIDGE WHICH SHE LACKS :(

I HAVE BIRTHDAY INSOMNIA :(

Zhukov Aug 4th, 2010 12:41 PM

Yes, yes, happy birthday.

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 01:11 PM

GEEZ ZHUKOV WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MY DAY SUCK. NOW I HOPE NOBODY WISHES ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVER AGAIN.

Tadao Aug 4th, 2010 01:16 PM


kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 01:19 PM

I DONT WANT IT

BUT THANK YOU

im gonna try to fall asleep now :(

Kitsa Aug 4th, 2010 08:46 PM

Here's some idiocy from my bank.

I have a loan through the bank, right? It's like a line of credit, every month without exception I pay the balance online. I know it goes through because it shows up immediately. Every month, without exception, they send me a "payment coupon" and envelope AFTER the balance is paid so that I can pay it.

So I figure this is a waste of paper, envelope, postage two ways, etc. So when I had something else to do I told the teller that I pay my balance online and don't need the payment coupons, so could the bank please not send them to me. She just blinked at me and told me it happens automatically, no one can stop it and "just shred it because your account information is all over it."

Whatever, I figured she didn't know what she was talking about so I call their corporate helpline 800#. And THAT guy tells me that I can request not to get the paper stuff, and he can put it in the computer, but it "usually never" works and that the stuff will come to me anyway, and when it does just shred it.

This is a bank that goes on at length about its magnificent cost-saving bs and going green and e-statements and so on. I guess as long as they want to waste paper and postage, I'll just keep shredding it.

:/ wasteful.

Tadao Aug 4th, 2010 09:53 PM

I'm sure she hid Happy Birthday Kahl in there somewhere. It's probably in code.

Kitsa Aug 4th, 2010 09:59 PM

if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.

So I guess that there's the gift.

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2010 10:27 PM

HAPPY KAHLDAY BIRTHJORN >:

Colonel Flagg Aug 4th, 2010 11:02 PM

kahl birth hap day py jorn

executioneer Aug 4th, 2010 11:05 PM

happy jappy birthday, eat a thing and enjoy a fine mind altering substance

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2010 11:31 PM

dang kitsa :(

thanks guys. and thanks willie im getting fucked up right now :D im doin it TADAO STYLE :O :O

i ate the rest of my brownie though the other day and it mostly just made me sleepy :(

Tadao Aug 5th, 2010 12:51 AM

hizzy?

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2010 01:07 AM

haha yea. I don't think ive ever been this high before :O

feels more like I'm stoned than I'm up. i still got a bunch of other shit to do too :O

between this and comic-con ive had such an awesome birthday :D

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2010 01:34 AM

KAHLJORN MY MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY BE HAPPY THEN PUKE AND THEN BE HAPPY AGAIN

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2010 02:21 AM

I LOVE PUKING AND BEING A JERK THEN BEING HAPPY AFTERWARDS

ALTHOUGH WHEN I DO THIS SHIT I BECOME IMMUNE TO THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL :O

captain516 Aug 5th, 2010 03:07 AM

Happy Birthday you jerk

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2010 03:39 AM

thanks :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2010 11:34 AM

Happy birthday to the both of you Kahl. Sorry I missed it yesterday.

Zhukov Aug 5th, 2010 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 694249)
if I said Happy Birthday to him, he'd have some sort of snarky response that implied personal superiority on all levels. Then he'd go around saying that he's a birthday-shitstarter and that, since I said something to him, I can't handle it. Then he'd act aggrieved and change his title and signature into something to that effect. Then he'd go to a comic convention and be in pictures and tell us all we're fat bitches.

So I guess that there's the gift.

:lol

Oh yeah, Kitsa, my bank told me they can stop sending paper in the mail, and they did, but then I found out a few months later that they were charging me money NOT to send out my statement every month. $2 a month online fee.

The Leader Aug 5th, 2010 02:11 PM

I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS WONDERFUL KAHL

Babs Aug 5th, 2010 03:13 PM

and a fine girthday to you

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2010 04:35 PM

BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT

GOD I NEEDED THIS

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2010 04:37 PM

until it viciously and inevitably stomps on my face, the world is my oyster

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2010 04:38 PM

Conga Rats, Grislyguy. :)

Dimnos Aug 5th, 2010 04:39 PM


Kitsa Aug 5th, 2010 05:16 PM

Zhukov: so all banks are stupid.

I'mma make cookies. Happy Belated birthday to Kahl and conga-rats to Grisly.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2010 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 694295)
BACK TO COLLEGE, PLUS SCHOLARSHIP, FUCKING YES, NO LONGER A MINIMUM WAGE TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD LOSER, NOW I'M A STUDENT AGAIN, IN AN ART COLLEGE WITH AN EXCELLENT BFA PROGRAM, AN ILLUSTRATION MAJOR, AND A DEGREE THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF A UC SCHOOL AND UNBELIEVEABLE JOB PLACEMENT

GOD I NEEDED THIS

COLLEGE

:ROLL :EYES

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2010 07:44 PM

thanks guys :)

ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill.

i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten :(

Tadao Aug 5th, 2010 07:58 PM

WAY TO PEAK OUT AT AN EARLY AGE! :tear

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2010 08:00 PM

what does that mean? :(

am i going to die

TADAO WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND DO A BUNCH OF METH

Tadao Aug 5th, 2010 08:46 PM

If ever I'm in a situation where smoking a cup of meth is acceptable again, IT'S A DATE

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2010 09:11 PM

:lol alright

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 6th, 2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 694315)
thanks guys :)

ill tell my girlfriend you said happy birthday, bill.

i think last night was the highest ive ever gotten :(


DID YOU SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM THERE?

Babs Aug 6th, 2010 04:07 PM

WERE YOU BAKED

kahljorn Aug 6th, 2010 04:12 PM

i did so much meth that i got unhigh it was crazy. also i smoked a bunch of pot and did some xanax and oxycontin later in the.. nextmorning :(

i know i ended up reading some of the bible somehow which i guess was caused by the meth :lol

Dimnos Aug 6th, 2010 04:34 PM

I quit taking pills. They kept fucking up my high.

kahljorn Aug 6th, 2010 04:44 PM

lol what do you get high on?

i think the best pills to get high on are vicodin and ativan :(

Tadao Aug 6th, 2010 05:24 PM

The only pills that get me high are Oxy and E.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2010 05:25 PM

23

Tadao Aug 6th, 2010 05:25 PM

Scadoo


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