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Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:56 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697337)
I'm officially divorced. Now none of you ladies can have me cause it's no longer as sinful.

What about us dudes?! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:57 PM

Because fucking dudes is still sinful, right? :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:58 PM

Also, fondest regards on your emancipation, T. :)

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697364)
I am friends with Chojin. :)

He sent me a link to Jonathan Clement being silly about taxes on his webcam on the day the forums were down. So it seems to be an abusive friendship.

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:02 PM

The kind I like. ;)

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 697051)
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/im...113677#7073686

Hope he's ok. I hope his tea-set wasn't crushed

I am confused by your misplaced stereotype! :confused :eek :confused

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 697064)
i hope he stuck his dick in a pussy yet

I did not. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 697088)
Hes probably looting.

I got fifty-six sheep. :picklehat

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 697093)
There's a place called "Christchurch?" Like a town??

Several. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 697100)
Pub lives in Otago, I think, which is on the same island as Christchurch, but far enough away that I wouuld think he'd be ok.

I thiink.

Correct! :) I felt it and excitedly refreshed the civil defence website to see the damage. I came so hard when I saw it had hit a city. :wank

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 08:15 PM

Man, I don't even know how I had the attention span to do this for a whole 25 posts in a row.:sleep

elx Sep 9th, 2010 12:51 AM

how the bananas is it sept. 9th already :<

MrAdventure Sep 9th, 2010 01:02 AM

no kidding i mean i went down to the local bibles and american flag t shirts r us (i had accidentally put my bible in the wash and spilled bbq sauce on my last shirt) and they were totally sold out in anticipation of this week's big party

guess the fair weather patriots are screwing hard working joes like mysel

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2010 01:07 AM

Goddamnit both google and imdb changed their shit again

Tadao Sep 9th, 2010 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697366)
What about us dudes?! :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697368)
Because fucking dudes is still sinful, right? :orgasm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697369)
Also, fondest regards on your emancipation, T. :)

Even if I was still married, homo sex would not be sinful. Ask any Republican Christian. :(

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 02:30 AM

So that is a no then? :(

Tadao Sep 9th, 2010 03:21 AM

I guess we could both get trannied up and have lesbian anal licking sessions. That sounds sinful enough. ;) :yum :eek

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 03:32 AM

Hell yes! :wank

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2010 03:35 AM

or you guys could pray to another god

or cook a kid in his mother's milk :O :O :O :O

OR ACCIDENTLY USE A DISHWASHER TO WASH BOTH A CUP USED FOR MILK AND A DISH THAT SERVED MEAT :O :O

HOLY FUCK

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 03:36 AM

These appear to less sexy sins. :|

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 03:38 AM

Unless they lead to pics of you in a thong, K. ;) :orgasm :eek

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2010 04:03 AM

swim in a pool of smack, overrlord

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 697426)
or you guys could pray to another god

or cook a kid in his mother's milk :O :O :O :O

OR ACCIDENTLY USE A DISHWASHER TO WASH BOTH A CUP USED FOR MILK AND A DISH THAT SERVED MEAT :O :O

HOLY FUCK

A pox on your frigging edit key. >:

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 696168)
my name is babes i love stuffing myself silly and letting people watch me on youtub.ccom

i lover it when a dude buys me a diamond ring and whehn he show it i sound like a megaphone held up to a piglet in a blender

i love to get up in the morning and make a post on my websit its let me fulfil my fupa fantasies

i like to hold a hamburger "its me oh, im beauty and the hamburger" id say while spinning around a little then id fart like a queen fior a day

the end

Beautiful. :tear

I missed you, Sir. :love

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:38 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 696262)
You're not even the least attractive person on this forum, Kit. :(



I suppose you could call it "art" but in reality, I'm just really bad at photography.

Looking good. I'd take your shot in the mouth. ;) :orgasm :eek

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 696271)
Every time I see you, Flagg, I picture you in a military uniform. I'm not sure why.

I think I know why! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 696279)

Almost. ;)

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:41 AM


Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:42 AM

That! That is what I think! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 696697)
so you're saying i should be more naked next time.

Yes, please. :)

executioneer Sep 9th, 2010 05:15 AM



fucking hell

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 06:25 AM

Is that 20th in the world? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 06:29 AM

I-Mockery Admins and Mods! Olley Olley Oxen Free! Jonathan Clement has a request! :eek
Spoilers!

Chojin Sep 9th, 2010 06:46 AM

i'll, uh, get right on that

Chojin Sep 9th, 2010 06:48 AM

apparently JC was banned, so i unbanned him and took away his edit button.

Chojin Sep 9th, 2010 06:52 AM

http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...ead=297&page=3

he has changed so much!

Chojin Sep 9th, 2010 06:56 AM

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...rum.php?page=5

you know, he's pretty much exactly like chris-chan, if cwc was into anime

Chojin Sep 9th, 2010 07:02 AM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....5&postcount=78 hahahhahaha

ok i see why he wants this deleted now

Zhukov Sep 9th, 2010 07:14 AM

Hahahaha.

MrAdventure Sep 9th, 2010 07:16 AM

hey he got more problem than an algebra test how bout that

Pentegarn Sep 9th, 2010 07:47 AM

That dude makes me shuddeer

Zhukov Sep 9th, 2010 11:56 AM

"Not another 9/11" they all said. Well I just checked my calendar and it seems we have one coming up just around the corner. When will they learn?

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2010 12:05 PM

Whoops I already forgot :x

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2010 01:02 PM

I'll be burning my copies of the Quran and the Bible this weekend.

executioneer Sep 9th, 2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697446)
Is that 20th in the world? :eek

i think it's northam only, obv no koreans are involved

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 01:22 PM

That is still incredibly impressive. :eek

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2010 01:31 PM

That's out of the 360,000 people that bought the game.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 9th, 2010 04:23 PM

Urbandictionary can go to heck. It was kind of useful when it came out to look up obscure slang. It seems what it is now is people trying to come up with funny catch phrases or stupid words and terms no one needs.

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 09:13 PM

:pagebrak

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2010 09:18 PM

HI

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2010 09:20 PM

I'm too tired to sleep

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2010 10:35 PM

I'm freaked out because I just found a spider building a web on one of my baby's dresses. The dress in question had just come out of the laundry and was hung up on a rack, so I'm not sure what sent the spider the message that this was a long-vacated property.

Now I'm in one of those feeling-spiders-all-over-me things.

elx Sep 10th, 2010 01:34 AM

its ok kitsa it was after your baby and not you

elx Sep 10th, 2010 01:34 AM

thus, no reason to worry or feel weird :3

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2010 01:48 AM

MAYBE THE SPIDer WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FEW LAST MINUTE ALTERATIONS TO THE DRESS

NOIBODY IS EVER GRATEFUL TO SPIDEWRS FOR THEIR HARD AND SELFLESS WORK

Guitar Woman Sep 10th, 2010 02:08 AM

That's probably because they're creepy little bastards who like scampering out of sight behind and under things and causing you to be all "goddamn what is that fuckface plotting behind there? No doubt it is something dastardly"

They also walk like fucking creeps, even moreso when you cripple them.

I'm working on an academic theory that they are not animals of this earth, but the remnants of ancient cosmic horrors who have evolved backwards in a last-ditch effort at survival. Also, they have psychic powers that cause nightmares in humans and let them astral-project into the minds of deliriant-abusing psychonauts.

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2010 02:24 AM

DIDNT YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU THAT DADDY LONG LEGS ARE YOUR friENDS?

THE ONLY REASON THEY SCAMPER OFF IS BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY DID SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU LIKE ALTER A DRESS, LEAVE A PIECE OF CANDY OR READJUSt A ROOM SO THAT ITS MORE FUNGSHUISH, AND THEY LEAVE BECAUSE THEY ARE BASHFUL ABOUT BEING SUCH NICE LITTLE PEOPLE.

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2010 02:33 AM

WOW THERES FOUR SPAMWHORES, ME AND GUITAR WOMAN :O :O

Guitar Woman Sep 10th, 2010 02:43 AM

Daddy Long Legs are the worst

ESPECIALLY the massive 6 inchers that serve as motherships for all the other ones

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2010 03:47 AM

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND REALITY

Guitar Woman Sep 10th, 2010 05:24 AM

Hey man when the fucking spiders try to take over you're gonna be crawling back for help

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2010 05:56 AM

IF I CRAWL THEN I WILL BE ONE WITH THE SPIDERS

Zhukov Sep 10th, 2010 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 697578)
Daddy Long Legs are the worst

Oh my! Those are the worst!


I've got one in my garden that killed the neighbours dog and ate it. It's as big as a television and I can't mow the area that it inhabits so the grass is out of order.

Kitsa Sep 10th, 2010 09:47 AM

don'y take zhukov on in a spider horror story; you will not win.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 697502)
Urbandictionary can go to heck. It was kind of useful when it came out to look up obscure slang. It seems what it is now is people trying to come up with funny catch phrases or stupid words and terms no one needs.

So I'm going to start hitting them in the neck.

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 11:30 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=zombie+walk

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 12:45 PM

I thought your last name was Oadat. Anyway, the first one is okay, then the one about the actual Zombie walk is okay. The rest will be hit in the neck.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 12:46 PM

If I could rate down the entire site in general I would.

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 01:30 PM

Oadat is Tadao backwards you dork. I'm not giving out my last name.

MarioRPG Sep 10th, 2010 01:37 PM

Nice Tadao. I think I had the top definition for Evil Dead I made like 6 years ago or something.
e:... yep.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697615)
Oadat is Tadao backwards you dork. I'm not giving out my last name.

I thought Oadat was your last name and that Tadao was your last name backwards because you weren't giving out your first name. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2010 01:56 PM

looks like you got faced, then, bitch

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 02:20 PM

MODED

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 02:22 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 697617)
Nice Tadao. I think I had the top definition for Evil Dead I made like 6 years ago or something.
e:... yep.

Gave you a thumbs up ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 697619)
I thought Oadat was your last name and that Tadao was your last name backwards because you weren't giving out your first name. :rolleyes

Tadao is my middle name.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 02:32 PM

Apparently no one goes by their real name here then. I feel like I'm in a spy ring.

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 02:35 PM

Tadao IS my real name

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 02:47 PM

Asian Spy Ring.

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2010 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697615)
I'm not giving out my last name.

Then you shouldn't make it so easy to find out. :eek

Kitsa Sep 10th, 2010 05:16 PM

I sent Tadao a postcard once and he just wanted it sent to Tadao.

Esuohlim Sep 10th, 2010 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 697593)
I've got one in my garden that killed the neighbours dog and ate it. It's as big as a television and I can't mow the area that it inhabits so the grass is out of order.

Ahahaha, oh shit, mutant Tasmanian spiders. I'm staying the hell away from your hemisphere

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697651)
Then you shouldn't make it so easy to find out. :eek

I think only you caught me up. I would expect nothing less from you though. But Kitsa has my mailing address. :eek

Kitsa Sep 10th, 2010 05:46 PM

That was for promotional purposes only.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697656)
I think only you caught me up. I would expect nothing less from you though. But Kitsa has my mailing address. :eek

http://www.healthgrades.com/director...ra-md-0881527f

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2010 06:06 PM

Sounds about right. :lol

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 06:19 PM

Hint, last name starts with a G. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2010 06:22 PM

You're Vietnamese?

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 06:22 PM

I went to a greek restuarant the other day. The custodian is kind an old timer and he was walking by saying "Goolllllly". Kids nowadays don't remember Gomer Pyle huh? I was like "Yeah, USMC. Started on Andy Griffith." He was like "Oh wow, you must be about 40 years old then to remember that." I said "No, I'm only 25, I used to watch a lot a reruns."

He was like "Oh, I just thought by your hairline. SHAZAM!"

>:

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 10th, 2010 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697672)
Hint, last name starts with a G. :rolleyes

GODZILLA?

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2010 08:02 PM

I BET HIS LAST NAME IS GRATEFUL

Tadao Sep 10th, 2010 08:42 PM



That is my last name.

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2010 09:53 PM

OOOOH. TOPHAT ROBOT SAILBOAT.

Esuohlim Sep 10th, 2010 10:41 PM

This is like when Grislygus was like "I AM NEVER GIVING OUT MY REAL NAME" and then dropped clues for an additional 40 posts until it was figured out

Colonel Flagg Sep 10th, 2010 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697694)


That's Chinese for "Mr. Bun Bun"

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2010 11:18 PM

I should have got a bigger laugh.

Tadao Sep 11th, 2010 12:07 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

elx Sep 11th, 2010 01:32 AM

HIS LAST NAME IS AOKI AND HIS FIRST NAME IS STEVE.

Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 01:56 AM

I don't get to play because I know. :tear

But when you get his last name, you get his first name too, because that is just how the internet is.

Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 01:58 AM

Oh hey, I just found his address. #stalker4lyfe


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