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Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 01:59 AM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 11th, 2010 02:03 AM

You should put more clues up around the internet.

Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 02:06 AM

No need for that. It is a very simple path. I think I am currently stalking his ex-wife. #saturdaynightforpub

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 11th, 2010 02:07 AM

:WHATHAPPENEDTOTHEOTHERPAGEBRAK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 685295)
You say all that, but you fail to mention "Looking at the fountain makes you feel better"


BLACKLICKULA

Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 02:11 AM

I forgot the link to the other brak.

I now know what an Unlawful Detainer is thanks to Tadao's past. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 11th, 2010 02:15 AM

This jackass did not help me get any closer to the truth


I don't know how you can talk about shooting a gun while sitting in front of one for 14 minutes and not shooting something with it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 11th, 2010 02:15 AM

Fuck that guy and his ugly yellow rag of a shirt.

Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 697646)
Ton Ton's from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Bacl
At-At's (probably only the legs though)

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 697680)
That's already on the poster. And it's spelled Tauntaun.:x

Hey Canada, so is:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 697646)
Cool Runnings

:rolleyes

Tadao Sep 11th, 2010 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697734)
I forgot the link to the other brak.

I now know what an Unlawful Detainer is thanks to Tadao's past. :eek

Hahaha you found that eh? BTW I've moved Pub. Several times since that place.

Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 03:07 AM

Which, Pinedale or Eureka? :eek

Haha,both. :lol :dunce ;)

captain516 Sep 11th, 2010 03:10 AM


Tadao Sep 11th, 2010 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697741)
Which, Pinedale or Eureka? :eek

Haha,both. :lol :dunce ;)

Went from Eureka to Pindale to Santa Cruz to San Francisco to Ventura and now I'm in Los Angeles. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 11th, 2010 03:38 AM

Lets see if anyone can catch up with all that put on a plate for them. :eek

Jonathan Clement Sep 11th, 2010 09:15 AM

O HAI GAIZ

Pentegarn Sep 11th, 2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 697732)
BLACKLICKULA

I admit that was clever enough to make me :lol

Pentegarn Sep 11th, 2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 697754)
O HAI GAIZ

Real or hijacked account?

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 11th, 2010 09:59 AM

GREAT CAESARS GHOST HE'S BACK.

Jonathan Clement Sep 11th, 2010 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 697756)
Real or hijacked account?

Real, but the lulz are over. I've given up trying to get revenge. I've decided to grow up.

Guitar Woman Sep 11th, 2010 11:48 AM

ok

Zhukov Sep 11th, 2010 11:48 AM

Piss off.

captain516 Sep 11th, 2010 12:29 PM

FUCK

Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2010 01:34 PM

So this horse walked into a bar.
Bartender said "why the long face?"
Horse said "I've got cancer."

Tadao Sep 11th, 2010 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement (Post 697761)
Real, but the lulz are over. I've given up trying to get revenge. I've decided to grow up.

Stop fooling yourself, you were never funny. It was fun to laugh at you, but only cause you're a sad sack of shit. Not because you are a funny guy.

MLE Sep 11th, 2010 02:21 PM

Oh, and I'm backing up that whole thread on my harddrive, so if it ever does get deleted, i'll just try to upload it somewhere else.

Don't worry, I'll be more than happy to cite references! <3

Tadao Sep 11th, 2010 02:22 PM

BACK
THAT
THREAD GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Tadao Sep 11th, 2010 02:23 PM

:pagebrak

Chojin Sep 11th, 2010 03:11 PM

BEEF JERKY JERK OFF

Esuohlim Sep 11th, 2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 697771)
So this horse walked into a bar.
Bartender said "why the long face?"
Horse said "I've got cancer."

:(

executioneer Sep 11th, 2010 08:33 PM

WAS IT LUNG CANCER FROLM SMOKING TOO MUCH, AND WAS IT A PONY

WAS HE A LITTLE HO(A)RSE

executioneer Sep 11th, 2010 08:33 PM

BUDUM

executioneer Sep 11th, 2010 08:33 PM

*PSSSH*

MarioRPG Sep 11th, 2010 09:47 PM

And now... more cancer jokes.

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2010 12:30 PM

WHY DON'T THE OTHER SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC LIKE CANCER?

BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS CRABBY :(

Tanuki Sep 12th, 2010 12:38 PM

I am having so much trouble with astronomy right now...none of the information is sticking, and even though my teacher says the answers to homework are in the book I never can find them...maybe it was a bad idea taking this as an 8 AM class. I feel like I understand, yet I don't.

Plus it doesn't help that two teachers are telling us "Get ready to work on your papers!' yet haven't decided on due dates for them yet.

Guitar Woman Sep 12th, 2010 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 697845)
WHY DON'T THE OTHER SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC LIKE CANCER?

BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS CRABBY :(

ahahaha

Chojin Sep 12th, 2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanuki (Post 697846)
I am having so much trouble with astronomy right now...none of the information is sticking, and even though my teacher says the answers to homework are in the book I never can find them...maybe it was a bad idea taking this as an 8 AM class. I feel like I understand, yet I don't.

Plus it doesn't help that two teachers are telling us "Get ready to work on your papers!' yet haven't decided on due dates for them yet.

idk what to tell you other than both my astronomy courses were online. i think i finally figured out how to use the starfinder by the end of the semester.

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2010 04:05 PM

Astronomy is easy Tanuki get your head in the game

elx Sep 12th, 2010 04:41 PM

why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

it's cos he wanted something a little meteor

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2010 04:46 PM

Which star is the most easily frightened?

Arcturus, because he's always shaking in his Bootes :(

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2010 04:53 PM

So I had this dream that I was a cop & I spot this criminal couple, I arrest the girl before trying to take down the guy. Years pass & I eventually succeed in handcuffing him to a long chain, but he starts using it to whip me. Splitting in two I manage to pin him to a wall & then walk up behind him and put the chain around his neck. I slowly choke him, but just before he dies the girl tells us that the death sentence has been commuted. I let him go, assuming he'd want to go be with the girl or something, but he jumps me and starts bashing my head against a rock. Partially stunned, I pull out my gun and kill him. Instead of wondering why I didn't just shoot him before, I curl up on the ground and weep as the girl wails. There should be a thread for dreams and stuff. See ya later, Chaps.

Tadao Sep 12th, 2010 06:38 PM

why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

cause he caught cancer

Kitsa Sep 12th, 2010 07:10 PM

I laughed at the cancer jokes. But I'm allowed. It's like the N word but for cancer patients.

Fathom Zero Sep 12th, 2010 09:17 PM

o wait

Otto Sep 12th, 2010 11:20 PM

They opened a Michael's in my town. Now I don't have to drive for an hour and a half to buy ink and paper. Now if I could just find a place that sold pen nibs.

Kitsa Sep 13th, 2010 08:32 AM

They don't? I've never bought art supplies there but I remember the paint section not being too bad.

Surprisingly the best serious art supply store around here is Crafts 2000. Half of the store is devoted to hokey florals and basketry, but the other half is really nice professional stuff. That's where I went when I was getting ready for the gallery thing last summer.

Zhukov Sep 13th, 2010 09:10 AM

Just fought a white-tailed spider in my bed, I caught it but it escaped, then I lost it. When I found it again it came at me and I hit it with a sock (was putting it on to protect my feet from it) then I sprayed it with pyrethrum and trapped it under a glass. Should be dead by tomorrow.

They scare me because they cause severe pain when they bite you, along with vomiting, nausea, headaches and (allegedly) necrosis.

Kitsa Sep 13th, 2010 09:51 AM

Those are ugly buggers :(

We have yellow sac spiders here who cause similar problems with their bite. In the past few years there's been quite a surge in their population and I've found them everywhere from corners of ceilings to cat litterboxes to plants in the garden (just as I was about to pick a vegetable). They unnerve me because they're smallish and pale and it's easy to miss them.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 13th, 2010 09:58 AM

I had this dream where Milhouse opened a fake account called Hokus Pokus Jokus with this for his avatar. He wrote a music review about the Great Milenko and gave it a -50,000 out of 5 pickle score. ICP then read his review and decided to quit music forever.

Make it so.

Kitsa Sep 13th, 2010 10:10 AM

so it was a good dream.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 13th, 2010 11:12 AM

It was a cream dream.

Otto Sep 13th, 2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 697933)
They don't? I've never bought art supplies there but I remember the paint section not being too bad.

The paint section at this one is pretty good. I'm terrible at painting, but I'm going to pick up a set of cheap oils to try practicing some more. When I meant they don't sell nibs, I meant that they don't sell boxes of single kinds, just sampler sets like "Speedball Sketching set." The only place I can find multipacks of crow quills are embarassing websites that sell anime shit and are catering to those annoying I WANNA DRAW MY OWN ANIME kids.

E: MOTHERFUCKER!
:pagebrak

elx Sep 13th, 2010 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697872)
why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad? :(

cause he caught cancer

i dont get it :(

Tadao Sep 13th, 2010 01:46 PM

Odds are that you will :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 13th, 2010 03:09 PM

:(

Colonel Flagg Sep 13th, 2010 05:01 PM

:\

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2010 06:14 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman Sep 13th, 2010 11:49 PM

y'all should get in this here ventrilo, as we're chilling and conversing

barium.typefrag.com
Port 49515

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2010 12:02 AM

I haven't used ventrilo in years and don't plan to start again anytime soon, but I don't think you were talking to me.

Guitar Woman Sep 14th, 2010 12:07 AM

I was, sure

elx Sep 14th, 2010 12:53 AM

IF I TALK TO YOU WILL YOU GIVE ME ADMIN PRIVILEGES AND ALLOW ME TO GLOBALLY MUTE WHOMEVER I PLEASE AT ANYTIME I DESIRE FOR HOWEVER LONG I SEE FIT?

Guitar Woman Sep 14th, 2010 02:16 AM

no, since it's not my vent

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2010 05:00 PM

Fuck you, youtube and fearnet, for tacking this completely inappropriate ad onto sesame street clips. It took me 5 minutes to get my kid calmed down after this popped up.


Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2010 05:53 PM

That's a funny mental image.

Dr. Boogie Sep 14th, 2010 05:59 PM

NoScript

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2010 07:29 PM

I griped to youtube, but their "help forum" people mainly just said that youtube should never be used by anyone under 13.

Yet, http://www.youtube.com/user/SesameStreet

Tadao Sep 14th, 2010 08:32 PM

If I were a tech, I would recommend that you find a youtube like service that is child specific and as youtube is a free service to the viewer, you and your child could go eat a dick.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2010 08:35 PM

I have a standing recommendation for you to go eat a dick.

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2010 08:42 PM

One of the networks Sesame Street comes on should have full episodes available online, by now.

Sam Sep 15th, 2010 02:42 AM

YOU CAN ALL GO EAT DICKS

Tadao Sep 15th, 2010 02:49 AM


Dimnos Sep 15th, 2010 06:01 PM

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Dimnos Sep 15th, 2010 06:01 PM

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Dimnos Sep 15th, 2010 06:01 PM

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2010 06:24 PM

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2010 06:24 PM

Dick eaters. :rolleyes

Sam Sep 15th, 2010 06:33 PM

Eat dickers. :rolleyes

executioneer Sep 15th, 2010 08:33 PM

d. tickers

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2010 09:31 PM


The Doctor Sep 15th, 2010 10:11 PM

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2010 01:24 AM

I've decided I don't want to be friends anymore with people that seriously wear hoodies. They're fucking stupid looking.

Zhukov Sep 16th, 2010 04:49 AM

I like them.

Just not on 12 year olds that hang around kebab shops in packs of a dozen or more.

kahljorn Sep 16th, 2010 07:45 AM

hi

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2010 09:48 AM

I have two hoodies but don't wear them much because t-shirts and sweatshirts make girls with big boobs look fat.

You have to wear things that zip and v-necks and things like that, like an explanation..."No, see, it's just boobs."

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 16th, 2010 09:57 AM

There's a difference though for people who SERIOUSLY WEAR hoodies.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2010 10:04 AM

I guess I don't know what that means then.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 16th, 2010 10:29 AM

Like those gangsters that roll around with their hoodies up and they have skeleton heads on the side with bling bling.

As opposed to wearing a hoodie to be warm and comfortable.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2010 10:36 AM

oh ok

most stores here have signs saying you can't come in with a hoodie on. One cigarette store I saw said no ski masks, which left me wondering if it was really that big of a problem.

Tanuki Sep 16th, 2010 10:39 AM

So I had a mishap on the way to class today. I saw a car backing up into the street I was walking up, so I decided to step over a small ledge to get to class and get out of his way. However, i stumbled, slamming my elbow and my knee. It hurt like hell, and for some reason I had trouble breathing for a few minutes despite just having a few scrapes. What the hell happened? Was I in shock or something? Anybody know?

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2010 11:01 AM

An increased flow of adrenaline might do that, but I'm talking out of my ass. Coulda been in shock. You must have a very weak tolerance for pain.

Zhukov Sep 16th, 2010 11:28 AM

Hmm, sounds to me like you are a big wuss. Could be wrong.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2010 11:46 AM

Probably overanalyzed it at the time and hyperventilated a little during the self-assessment. Unless you're very fragile, in which case you might want to get checked out. Are you breathing ok now?

Colonel Flagg Sep 16th, 2010 11:48 AM

You could have dinged a nerve - I've done it - in either your knee or your elbow. When that happens, it can affect your autonomous functions, but usually it's only temporary.

Of course, it also could be cancer.

executioneer Sep 16th, 2010 12:28 PM

its lupis :doctorhosemd

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 01:38 PM

BETTER CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE WITH MY MEAT THERMOMETER.

elx Sep 16th, 2010 02:08 PM

it's called having the wind knocked out of you, it frequently happens to clumsy folks. durrr.

elx Sep 16th, 2010 02:20 PM

SO I HEAR CALIFORNIA IS GONNA BLOW UP

Tanuki Sep 16th, 2010 02:20 PM

Yes, I have a low tolerance for pain. I'm breathing fine now. I thought you could only get the wind knocked out if you if you hit your stomach; I only hit my knee and elbow. I probably did ding a nerve. Thanks, guys.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 02:26 PM

Blow up in what way?

elx Sep 16th, 2010 02:41 PM

you know how there was that gas line explosion? well that wasn't the whole thing. there's still a bunch of it running through residential areas and the warning sign for the explosion is smelling the gas leak - which they are smelling again. they just evacuated an elementary school. if the one continues to set off it could trigger other incidents which could be disastrous.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 02:56 PM

Well if your gonna use that as an example, you might as well say the U.S.A is gonna blow up.


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