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Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2010 03:20 PM

omg the U.S. is gonna die :(

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 03:32 PM

Today is the last day that I will be in my 30's! Horrray, I'll be middle aged tomorrow!

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 16th, 2010 03:35 PM

I thought you were going to explode today because you're in California.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 03:56 PM

Yeah, my jizz all up in my GF's coochie.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 16th, 2010 04:08 PM

HOW DARE YOU! THEN WE MIGHT HAVE TWINS.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 04:18 PM

Not me. I took care of that a long time ago.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 16th, 2010 04:30 PM

It can grow back. Maybe for your birthday.

Colonel Flagg Sep 16th, 2010 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 698255)
Today is the last day that I will be in my 30's! Horrray, I'll be middle aged tomorrow!

Celebrate by drinking Martini's and listening to Frank Sinatra.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 04:37 PM

How about Vodka on the rocks and a blow job?

executioneer Sep 16th, 2010 04:42 PM

buy a sportscar

Dimnos Sep 16th, 2010 06:01 PM

If he had that kind of cash he would be on a bender.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 06:03 PM

TRIP TO MEXICO FOR CODEINE AND VIAGRA!

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2010 06:53 PM

I read codeine and vagina, which would probably be equally apt.

Tadao Sep 16th, 2010 07:16 PM

Her vagina is gonna need codeine. ;)

elx Sep 16th, 2010 08:47 PM

when california explodes does i-mockery disappear

Sam Sep 17th, 2010 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 698264)
How about Vodka on the rocks and a blow job?

FORGET THE ROCKS, TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT, AND WE HAVE A DEAL.

Esuohlim Sep 17th, 2010 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 698281)
when california explodes does i-mockery disappear

The switch over the new server is going to trigger the explosion :eek

Esuohlim Sep 17th, 2010 02:18 PM

A NEW STELLA HAS BEEN OUT FOR A YEAR AND I DIDN'T KNOW? >:


Fathom Zero Sep 17th, 2010 03:59 PM

Some cunty fuck removed some of my posts from a forum because I wasn't keeping with a discussion.

Just another thing I hate about other people & places that makes me love I-Mockery soooo much. :love

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 17th, 2010 04:15 PM

You know, I tried watching some episodes of Stella again and I almost couldn't sit through them.

Tadao Sep 17th, 2010 04:47 PM

I couldn't sit through them. The stand up was better.

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2010 04:08 AM

http://ttmethod.com/

wot

The Doctor Sep 19th, 2010 07:55 AM

As I have read through this thread I had trouble figuring out the general theme but I do believe it is for a general rant about stuff like..... assholes who go to sporting events and sit in the wrong seats, not the ones who just want a better seat I mean the dumbasses who get a wrong row or section and then it causes everyone in front of you to stand up in the middle of the game as they have a discussion or argument about who is right or until the usher comes down. To all those fucktards our local hockey rink only holds just over 7000 learn how to read a ticket! I only go to Fenway park once a year and for the past 19 years I have never sat in the wrong seat. It happened several times last night I am assuming most hockey fans are a little dimwitted, not all but most.

executioneer Sep 19th, 2010 09:00 AM

this is the chatroom thread, the first rulea bout chatroom thread is there is no rules

the second rule is EVIL ROBOT RULES

MarioRPG Sep 19th, 2010 05:29 PM

Third rule is no outside alcohol on the premises.

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2010 05:41 PM

the fourth rule is EVIL ROBOT RULES

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2010 05:41 PM

AND FUCK YOU MLE, FOR GIVING ME AN INFRACTION

FACE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pub Lover Sep 19th, 2010 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 698445)
this is the chatroom thread, the first rulea bout chatroom thread is there is no rules

Bullcrap! This is the Post Fight Thread. Everyone post as fast as you can so we can get to 20 pages! :eek

Sam Sep 19th, 2010 08:16 PM

YEAH LET'S POST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2010 08:49 PM

37 steps ahead of you, buddeh

captain516 Sep 19th, 2010 11:42 PM

I wish someone would invite me to ffffound.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2010 02:11 AM

Found Footage Festival?

MLE Sep 20th, 2010 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 698461)
AND FUCK YOU MLE, FOR GIVING ME AN INFRACTION

FACE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That was a warning, not an infraction, you dolt.

captain516 Sep 20th, 2010 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 698536)
Found Footage Festival?

Nah, it's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiElEQxGsdw

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2010 04:13 AM

YELLOW CARDS STILL HURT, MLE

MarioRPG Sep 20th, 2010 10:40 PM

So I have to teach a 50 minute health class to the developmentally challenged students tomorrow. :(
Not looking forward to pulling that out of the air.

Tadao Sep 20th, 2010 10:59 PM

What topics and what age students?

kahljorn Sep 20th, 2010 11:40 PM

prolly stuff like dont stick things too far up your nose and retarded years old

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 21st, 2010 10:08 AM

I didn't know that was a demographic.

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2010 05:32 PM

My 30+ year old bird died this morning :(

The Leader Sep 21st, 2010 07:03 PM

I'm sorry for your loss.

MarioRPG Sep 21st, 2010 07:27 PM

Tadao: They are 14 - 17, probably mentally around 8 - 11. Teaching hygiene.

But it was actually postponed until tomorrow! So now I can plan a little anyway.

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2010 09:43 PM

The Leader...it's ok, he was really fucking old and mean and senile to boot. I'd like to think he would have killed us first if he'd gotten the chance.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2010 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 698724)
Tadao: They are 14 - 17, probably mentally around 8 - 11. Teaching hygiene.

But it was actually postponed until tomorrow! So now I can plan a little anyway.

They need to wash P.T.A.

Pussy/Penis
Tits
Ass

Hope that helps.

Zhukov Sep 22nd, 2010 12:32 PM

I haven't washed tits in over a year now :\

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2010 12:38 PM

Gain some weight :(

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2010 02:57 PM

I started work on my Halloween stuff last night. Depressingly, it looks like less than it is, and I lack funds to do anything bigger.

I've got some tweaking to do on the Zombie Barbie Garden, but it'll get done.


MarioRPG Sep 22nd, 2010 03:54 PM

Well, the teaching went off well. I was all like here, colour in this sheet, yo. And that took a good 15 min so yeah.

Zombie barbies is awesome.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2010 04:15 PM

Are you a teacher? My GF is a 1st grade teacher for a private school. She's looking into getting credentials to teach the challenged kids and to switch over to public.

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2010 04:40 PM

The zombie barbies were a project with the neighborhood kids...got a lot of cheap barbies and we all painted them a la robot chicken. That's how I found out a little neighbor girl likes to steal my paint.

The Doctor Sep 22nd, 2010 05:05 PM

In Ontario do you guys have full inclusion in the classroom or partial or none? Here in New Brunswick, in my district anyways we have full inclusion. It can be good at times, but sometimes when including all we exclude other children it is hard to make a good balance. We do have life skills classes but for the most part everyone is lumped in together. I have only taught in public system and never had the opportunity for the life skills classes. Also the zombie barbies are sweet! We just bought a new house and are not sure what the kids are like in this neighborhood so it makes it sketchy to put stuff out, vandals and such.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2010 05:25 PM



Full inclusion? I don't get that term. That would mean that some schools practice exclusion?

The Doctor Sep 22nd, 2010 05:34 PM

At one time there was special programs or classes that some students lets say with autism or extreme fetal alcohol disorder could attend instead of regular public schooling, but now they have full integration policies in our school districts in NB, the inclusion act so all children are together, tho some have special programs that are put in place within the classroom which can reek some havoc upon the teachers taking away from the needs of other students, like I said some good and some bad points.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2010 07:39 PM

Fucking Nazis

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2010 07:42 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4

MarioRPG Sep 22nd, 2010 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 698799)
Are you a teacher? My GF is a 1st grade teacher for a private school. She's looking into getting credentials to teach the challenged kids and to switch over to public.

No, I'm studying to be a nurse and this is my child health placement.

Quote:

We do have life skills classes but for the most part everyone is lumped in together.
This is officially labeled a "Life Skills Class". The children all have various disorders, Down's, Autism, and others I'm sure. They are the only students in the class, but are integrated with the rest of the school for some events (ie parts of football games, lunches...) depending on what they can handle.

captain516 Sep 23rd, 2010 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 697851)

God I fucking love Brad Neely.
LOT TOOK HIS DE-SEXING STICK AND HE WAVED IT AROUND MOST UNSEXILY.

The Doctor Sep 23rd, 2010 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 698829)
This is officially labeled a "Life Skills Class". The children all have various disorders, Down's, Autism, and others I'm sure. They are the only students in the class, but are integrated with the rest of the school for some events (ie parts of football games, lunches...) depending on what they can handle.

Very similar to the life skills class I have seen, they are included and school assemblies and other activities that promote interaction type skills.

Dimnos Sep 23rd, 2010 01:40 PM

Do you teach special ed Doc? Kids who do the full inclusion down here get their own teachers assistant assigned to them so they arent taking so much of the actual teachers time pulling them away from their other students.

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2010 03:07 PM


executioneer Sep 23rd, 2010 03:11 PM

"pot bucks"?

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2010 03:14 PM

potfarm, one of those facebook games.

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2010 03:15 PM

lol

executioneer Sep 23rd, 2010 03:16 PM

that is possibly the most racist thing i've seen this year

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2010 03:21 PM

http://newstalkradiowhio.com/localne...t-megafar.html

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Eleven Mexican nationals were arrested Monday after a three-month investigation into marijuana megafarms. Attorney General Richard Cordray says some of those farms have shown up in Ohio, and farms in Logan and Muskingum counties have been busted.



The U.S. Marshal has custody of the Mexicans, and they made an appearance before a federal magistrate in Dayton federal court.
The investigation started in June after two hunters came across a field of pot near Zanesfield.


The 11 Mexicans face charges of conspiracy to cultivate over 100 marijuana plants. They could get anywhere from five to 40 years in jail if convicted.
Investigators say the pot seized from the megafarms would have been worth about $5 million.

The Doctor Sep 23rd, 2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 698911)
Do you teach special ed Doc? Kids who do the full inclusion down here get their own teachers assistant assigned to them so they arent taking so much of the actual teachers time pulling them away from their other students.

No just regular elementary, we have TAs as well, but usually only one per class (for inclusion kids) if at all. I have bounced between grades and Phys Ed over the last couple years but always elementary (k-5 here). At the moment the TAs are in contract negotiations and are doing a work to rule as oppose to an all out strike.

Dimnos Sep 23rd, 2010 06:11 PM

Are various posts disappearing and then reappearing later for other people or is it just me?

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 23rd, 2010 06:33 PM

Its the old servers ghost.

Esuohlim Sep 23rd, 2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 698947)
Are various posts disappearing and then reappearing later for other people or is it just me?

IT IS A FRIGHTENING ORDEAL

MLE Sep 24th, 2010 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 698929)
marijuana megafarms.

What's with all the hate on Farmville.

Kitsa Sep 24th, 2010 08:33 AM

I used to play it with/for family members who needed a neighbor, I just couldn't take how demanding it got. I had people wanting me to send them nails and sheep and everything all the time, people were sending me notes that started out with some fake salutation or concern and then quickly got to the real farmville business, and I'd just had a baby and it was all a bit too much.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 24th, 2010 10:06 AM

Isn't Farmville just Harvest Moon + Ad Campaign?

Zhukov Sep 24th, 2010 11:03 AM

How in the flipping heck do you arrest someone for growing dope on facebook? It's political correctness gone mad.

Fathom Zero Sep 24th, 2010 11:53 AM

Zhukov, is Uluru worth seeing?

executioneer Sep 24th, 2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 698979)
How in the flipping heck do you arrest someone for growing dope on facebook? It's political correctness gone mad.

i don't think it was facebook pot

elx Sep 24th, 2010 11:13 PM

YES! FINALLY I HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE PRESENT.

The Leader Sep 25th, 2010 11:35 AM

Or is it the future?

MarioRPG Sep 25th, 2010 05:40 PM

Blowin' my mind man

Colonel Flagg Sep 26th, 2010 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 699055)
YES! FINALLY I HAVE CAUGHT UP TO THE PRESENT.

Hello! We're glad you made it!

Grislygus Sep 26th, 2010 04:34 AM

HELLO EVERYBODY

HI, DOCTOR NICK

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2010 04:53 AM

I'm thinking of learning C#. I'm probably not going to.

Zhukov Sep 26th, 2010 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 698985)
Zhukov, is Uluru worth seeing?

Never seen it, but I think yes. Don't climb it.


Willie; was joke.

Chojin Sep 26th, 2010 12:22 PM

i had a dream that fathom zero was being an outrageous faggot on these boards and i kept banning him and he kept somehow getting around it and taunting me

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 699117)
I'm thinking of learning C#. I'm probably not going to.

That's a tough chord to learn!

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2010 01:49 PM

This time, the dream is for real.

FREDO KREIGER

Babs Sep 26th, 2010 04:28 PM

DON'T YOU MEAN D FLAT!

Fathom Zero Sep 27th, 2010 04:06 PM

http://audioporncentral.com/wp-conte...nded-remix.mp3

Guitar Woman Sep 27th, 2010 08:56 PM

what's crackalackin', yo?

Dr. Boogie Sep 27th, 2010 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia entry for Devil Wears Prada
Despite speculations that the band named themselves after the film with the same title, it was actualized that they were formed before the film was released. They have explained that their band name is based on an anti-materialistic mindset and derived their name from the novel, The Devil Wears Prada. At the time of naming the band, the members assumed that the novel included anti-materialism as its moral, until later discovering that the novel did not feature this as its message at all. Despite making this mistake, the band members refused to change the name and decided that they created a new meaning behind the title "The Devil Wears Prada", within the terms of it being their band name.

Someone pointed this out to me a little while ago. Dumb is naming your band after a book you haven't read. Beyond dumb is sticking with that name even after learning that it doesn't mean what you thought it meant.

Babs Sep 28th, 2010 01:33 AM

Dumb is naming yourself after that shitty band and coming to this site.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=9590

captain516 Sep 28th, 2010 03:15 AM


I thought this was kinda cool :eek

executioneer Sep 28th, 2010 04:08 AM

aw i thought they were supposed to make it into a full feature. also lol @ including the "THIS VIDEO IS A CRIME" message :lol

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2010 12:28 PM

This fucking house eats fucking lightbulbs like fucking candy >:

I just went out into the garage to get a fresh bulb and tripped over a fucking box because the lightbulb out there blew just as I turned it on.

>:

executioneer Sep 28th, 2010 12:32 PM

have you tried compact fluorescents

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2010 12:35 PM

One, it was shorter-lived than I thought it should be. I was thinking about those LED ones. Obviously this house is shittily wired; would an LED blow as easily as an incandescent?

executioneer Sep 28th, 2010 12:40 PM

it shouldn't? LEDs are hell of difficult to destroy usually

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2010 12:57 PM

Next payday I'll get some and see how it goes. For a while I was trying an experiment where I wrote the date of the bulb change on the bulb with a sharpie, but that only succeeded in pissing me off.

Shyandquietguy Sep 28th, 2010 02:43 PM

Definitely get LEDs. They're solid state electronics made for stopping current in one direction so they'll last a hell of a lot longer. As for the shitty wiring blowing shit up, the only concern I'd have for the LED bulb would have to be the rectifier bridge, it's used to prevent the other half of the house AC from being blocked but I highly doubt it'll be affected since it's not made to resist the electricity at all.

If it does get damaged, expect to see some LED's on the bulb being half as bright or going out all together.

Tadao Sep 28th, 2010 03:49 PM

You should have the Electric Co come out and check your wiring. Sometimes it's a free service. If you own the house you might not want to as you might have to fix it right away.

The Doctor Sep 28th, 2010 07:37 PM

Cause they could help....



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