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Tadao Sep 28th, 2010 08:09 PM

:pagebrak

This isn't 4Chan Dr. Meme

Fathom Zero Sep 28th, 2010 08:29 PM


Kitsa Sep 28th, 2010 09:02 PM

One time I was babysitting a little korean girl and her parents had rented a movie for her to watch without knowing that it contained a scary character in a white mask and she flipped out and when they got home she screamed WHITE PEOPLE ARE SCARY and that was one hell of a thing to get out of.

Esuohlim Sep 28th, 2010 10:12 PM

I really really hate OxBlood's avatar, but since he only ever posts in like one thread I guess I can't get too mad :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 28th, 2010 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 699288)

:love

executioneer Sep 29th, 2010 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 699304)
I really really hate OxBlood's avatar, but since he only ever posts in like one thread I guess I can't get too mad :\

that's why i have him on ignore :( A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ON IGNORE JUST BECAUSE OF AVATARS :(

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2010 04:07 AM

I forget OxBlood's avatar. I guess I'll have to look it up.

Edit: oh. I guess anime avatars are all the same to me.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2010 04:32 AM

You can always just Ad Block their avatar. :rolleyes

Kitsa Sep 29th, 2010 04:37 AM

man, fuck insomnia :(

Guitar Woman Sep 29th, 2010 10:55 AM

Ambien.

executioneer Sep 29th, 2010 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 699339)
You can always just Ad Block their avatar. :rolleyes

yeah but being on ignore reminds me to be annoyed at the person for having a stupid avatar

i still read most of the posts people on my ignore list make anyways

Ex Leper Sep 29th, 2010 07:53 PM

Rest in peace Greg Giraldo. :tear

Esuohlim Sep 29th, 2010 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex Leper (Post 699434)
Rest in peace Greg Giraldo. :tear

Holy shit, seriously? lol to the max

Tadao Sep 29th, 2010 10:56 PM

HAHAHAHA ARNIE OUT LIVED HIM.

The Doctor Sep 30th, 2010 06:59 AM

Wow, didnt think I would wake up to that, lol to the Arnie comment.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 30th, 2010 02:42 PM

Rest in Peace Tony Curtis.

Phoenix Gamma Oct 1st, 2010 02:56 AM

I just got my very first driving citation a few minutes ago. I haven't felt this shitty since that one report card back in high school :(

6 years is a pretty good run I guess :\

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2010 03:30 AM

Hahahahahahahaha

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 1st, 2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 699546)
I just got my very first driving citation a few minutes ago. I haven't felt this shitty since that one report card back in high school :(

6 years is a pretty good run I guess :\

What was it for?

kahljorn Oct 1st, 2010 10:47 AM

tonight i was playin some videogames at like 3 in the morning and all of a sudden i heard this SccreeeeeECHHHHHHHH from inside the house somwhere and it scared the shit out of me :(

then i looked at myfan and it was all smoking :O

Phoenix Gamma Oct 1st, 2010 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 699561)
What was it for?

Speeding on a highway at 1:30 AM

Oh, and not wearing a seatbelt, but that was after he pulled me over. I put it on when he went to his car to write me up and he just took the speakerphone and say "YEA I SAW THAT SEATBELT VIOLATION BUDDY". I just gave him a thumbs up cause he was taking forever and I wanted to go home.

Dimnos Oct 1st, 2010 11:45 AM

The last two tickets I got were for going 50 on the on ramp. :(

Phoenix Gamma Oct 1st, 2010 12:09 PM

AND WHY DO COPS HAVE TO BE DICKHEADS. I KNOW I WAS SPEEDING JUST GIVE ME MY TICKET YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A JERK ABOUT IT. AND STOP YELLING AT ME IT'S 1:30AM THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY OTHER CARS MAKING NOISE.

EVEN WHEN I ASK A COP FOR DIRECTIONS, THEY'RE ALWAYS DICKS TO ME. "Excuse me officer I'm not familiar with this area. I'm looking for such and such place." "YEA WHATEVER IT'S OVER THERE FUCKHEAD LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN GO BACK TO STANDING HERE OKAY."

In retrospect, I don't think he called me fuckhead, but it was something along those lines :(

elx Oct 1st, 2010 02:12 PM

i need ichat friends

elx Oct 1st, 2010 02:13 PM

is this forum slowing down or am i just visiting more often?

elx Oct 1st, 2010 02:14 PM

what do you guys do all day for amusement??

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 1st, 2010 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 699571)
Speeding on a highway at 1:30 AM

Bad times.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 699575)
The last two tickets I got were for going 50 on the on ramp. :(

lol, really? What jerks.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 1st, 2010 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 699587)
what do you guys do all day for amusement??

Work.

Tadao Oct 1st, 2010 03:14 PM

Masturbate

Phoenix Gamma Oct 1st, 2010 03:29 PM

Make deposits in the Spank Bank.

elx Oct 1st, 2010 04:08 PM

man :( i was watching cnn while i was doing schoolwork and they were talking about this open-source study project and i thought it sounded neat so i googled it and registered to it. a second later they pull up the website on that big giant screen and i am the latest member and my name/email is right there at the top and the cnn guy has his elbow up to it :( :( :(

elx Oct 1st, 2010 04:10 PM

i feel so violated :(

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2010 04:13 PM

Now you're famous!

elx Oct 1st, 2010 04:21 PM

i always hoped to be remembered as the girl that just joined the MIT calculus group

elx Oct 1st, 2010 04:24 PM

boys should get maternity leave also

executioneer Oct 1st, 2010 04:45 PM

i wish i could get a maternity-leave type thing for when new videogames come out

The Doctor Oct 1st, 2010 05:24 PM

My only ticket was in Maine, so it didnt go against my driving record or insurance because I am Canadian, but the state trooper was hardcore, major asshole, his big line was you know we have moose in these woods (I was on the I95) all I wanted to say was really, man Im from Canada never seen one before. Then a month later I recieved a letter saying that If I was caught speeding in the state of Maine over the next year I would lose driving privileges of driving in Maine.

Tadao Oct 1st, 2010 06:16 PM

WTF are you complaining about? Stay in Canada if it's so fucking great.

Oh hey guys, I entered another country and broke a law, and the the officer had the nerve to explain to me why it was a dangerous thing to do, even though he has to pull the dead bodies off the road when they hit a moose at high speeds. Being from Canada I should know what a moose can do to me in a collision, but I'm just gonna ignore it and think that the guy is insulting my intelligence, even though I clearly show none. How dare they tell me that I can't break the law in their country, I'm not even from there so I should be exempt.

Colonel Flagg Oct 1st, 2010 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 699605)
boys should get maternity leave also

They already do.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 1st, 2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 699605)
boys should get maternity leave also

Only MEN get it. You can get FMLA but you don't get paid. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 699606)
i wish i could get a maternity-leave type thing for when new videogames come out

I'd vote for you if you were a politician.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Doctor (Post 699615)
My only ticket was in Maine, so it didnt go against my driving record or insurance because I am Canadian, but the state trooper was hardcore, major asshole, his big line was you know we have moose in these woods (I was on the I95) all I wanted to say was really, man Im from Canada never seen one before. Then a month later I recieved a letter saying that If I was caught speeding in the state of Maine over the next year I would lose driving privileges of driving in Maine.

lol, what a privelage.

Fathom Zero Oct 1st, 2010 08:06 PM

smokin' realism up in this bitch

The Doctor Oct 1st, 2010 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 699620)
Being from Canada I should know what a moose can do to me in a collision, but I'm just gonna ignore it and think that the guy is insulting my intelligence, even though I clearly show none. How dare they tell me that I can't break the law in their country, I'm not even from there so I should be exempt.

Wow dude you need to chill I didn't state I should be exempt. was just adding my story about dickhead police officers much like someone did earlier, simply because I had none involving Canadian ones does not mean they are any different. So thank you for showing intelligence in your post just like the red neck American cop I ran into.

The Doctor Oct 1st, 2010 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 699623)



lol, what a privelage.

I thought it was pretty cool myself, although the fine kinda sucked to pay, the Canadian dollar was really shitty at the time in comparison to the American one.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 2nd, 2010 10:10 AM

:goodoledays

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2010 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Doctor (Post 699646)
Wow dude you need to chill I didn't state I should be exempt. was just adding my story about dickhead police officers much like someone did earlier, simply because I had none involving Canadian ones does not mean they are any different. So thank you for showing intelligence in your post just like the red neck American cop I ran into.

No, what you did was complain that a U.S. trooper schooled you on something any dumb ass from Canada should have already known. Since you were so fucking embarrassed by your idiocy, you then changed the story into how he was a major asshole. It's ok though, I hope you hate Americans cause that would keep you fagots on your side of the border.

Guitar Woman Oct 2nd, 2010 03:40 PM

I feel like this website has turned into an internet old folk's home in the last year or so

MLE Oct 2nd, 2010 04:04 PM

Yeah, there are still some ornery residents, but everyone regards them as harmless.

The Leader Oct 2nd, 2010 04:15 PM

Tadao hits me sometimes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 2nd, 2010 05:09 PM

Are Shonen Knife worth going to see?

WhiteRat Oct 2nd, 2010 06:06 PM

Shows your moves, Q-Ball!

GO Q-BALL! GO Q-BALL! GO Q-BALL!

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2010 06:37 PM

:pagebrak

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 699698)
Are Shonen Knife worth going to see?

They used to be. I doubt it now though. The last album I heard lost all energy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 2nd, 2010 07:00 PM

I'm debating whether or not to go see them tonight. Trying to save money, going to see the Gorillaz on wednesday.

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2010 07:33 PM

Hey, guys. It's my unbirthday today.

Guitar Woman Oct 2nd, 2010 07:41 PM

I'm gonna be 20 this month.

I, too, will be part of the I-Mockery Old Folks club.

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2010 08:08 PM

AGEIST FUCK

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2010 08:10 PM

IN OTHER NEWS



NEW ALBUM :rock

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2010 08:16 PM

The people who invented internet trolling are now old. Don't worry GW, I'm sure your group will be known for something one day.

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2010 08:20 PM

Responsible for the resurgence in lung cancer deaths.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2010 09:33 PM

and shoe gazing

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2010 09:35 PM

I wasn't made for this people, man

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2010 09:42 PM

I know, you have talent and you like to branch out and have new experiences while not giving a shit about what w think. It's like you are your own person. If that generation is gonna account for anything, it will be because of people like. Pic of your penis pls.

The Doctor Oct 2nd, 2010 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 699682)
It's ok though, I hope you hate Americans cause that would keep you fagots on your side of the border.

No Americans are all good, and I cannot keep on my side of the border because of my weakness for good ole American Cheese. Mmm Mmm good.


MLE Oct 2nd, 2010 10:17 PM

Cheddar is better anyway.

Fathom Zero Oct 2nd, 2010 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 699729)
I know, you have talent and you like to branch out and have new experiences while not giving a shit about what w think. It's like you are your own person. If that generation is gonna account for anything, it will be because of people like. Pic of your penis pls.

If I get a bolt in my cock, you guys'll be the first to see it. Otherwise, there's nothing particularly special about it worthy of taking a picture.

Tadao Oct 2nd, 2010 10:23 PM

I've been eating a lot of pepper jack. :yum

The Doctor Oct 2nd, 2010 10:31 PM

I don't think I have ever had pepper jack is there a certain brand thats worth a taste over another? Is it really spicy or just have a hint a jalapeno peppers? I really like cheese.

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2010 12:15 AM

Different brands have different levels of heat. I usually just get the one at Costco. I think it's Tillamook. I buy it in bricks and slice it myself, so I don't have the label handy. I've never had a bad pepper jack though. Makes a great casadia.

MLE Oct 3rd, 2010 12:23 AM

you mean quesadilla?

Kitsa Oct 3rd, 2010 12:49 AM

I got some smoked pepper jack from Jungle Jim's yesterday and that shit is divine.

Tadao Oct 3rd, 2010 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 699751)
you mean quesadilla?

:*

Wiffles Oct 3rd, 2010 02:26 AM

funny how some people i know pronounce that as kwe-sah-dill-ah

Zhukov Oct 3rd, 2010 05:10 AM

Key-sah-dill-ah?

MLE Oct 3rd, 2010 05:56 AM

keh-suh-dee-yah

Zhukov Oct 3rd, 2010 07:37 AM

Ah.

Wiffles Oct 3rd, 2010 11:09 AM

well some pronounce the 'dee' as 'dill'. I kinda lol inside when that happens~

Fathom Zero Oct 3rd, 2010 04:35 PM

I love your new look, wiffels.

Zhukov Oct 3rd, 2010 11:10 PM

It is pretty good. Can I be bothered making a Halloween avatar? No.

MLE Oct 3rd, 2010 11:54 PM

Why would someone friend me on Facebook, no message given, no friends in common, and expect me to accept it?

elx Oct 4th, 2010 01:17 AM

because you have compassionate understanding eyes and this person just knew they had to get to know you and that you would inevitably accept such an invitation due to the aforementioned compassion

elx Oct 4th, 2010 01:17 AM

dudeeee is it just me or does it seem way too early to be having midterms? :(

Fathom Zero Oct 4th, 2010 02:17 AM

I'm not yet. What planet are you on?

MLE Oct 4th, 2010 02:32 AM

Middle school has midterms early.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 4th, 2010 10:03 AM

Monterry Jack

Dimnos Oct 4th, 2010 11:57 AM

Quiz-A-Dill-A :rolleyes

Wiffles Oct 4th, 2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 699793)
I love your new look, wiffels.


Ive been using the same ava sig combo for quite some time now. Just dusted it for teh halloween =P

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 4th, 2010 04:07 PM

I feel like the hamster would eat its way through before halloween is here.

Fathom Zero Oct 4th, 2010 07:33 PM

I'm thinking of taking up mushrooms.

LordSappington Oct 4th, 2010 08:45 PM

FUCK COLLEGE.

Zhukov Oct 5th, 2010 06:07 AM

My parents don't understand me and are squares.

Fathom Zero Oct 5th, 2010 11:24 AM

I wpoke up today with a good idea but I think people will think it too morbid for its own good.

Tadao Oct 5th, 2010 01:20 PM

I told you, it's ok to jack off to your grandmas funeral picture.

Kitsa Oct 5th, 2010 03:36 PM

There is a spider in the hallway so big that I am hesitating to approach it. That's really saying something, when I'm iffy around a spider.

Guitar Woman Oct 5th, 2010 05:05 PM

the Willy Wonka rifftrax is definitely the best one

The Doctor Oct 5th, 2010 06:03 PM

For the first time to my knowledge (as far back as I can remember 25-30years) we have a seasonal Halloween store, awesome! But as I was making a purchase yesterday the lady who is running or leasing the store informed me the city has sent her numerous fines such as too much signage. I leave on in a small town on the outskirts if the city and have to admit the city tends to be behind the times. I was excited when we had our first zombie walk last year and it is now annual with our second coming in a couple weeks.

It would be a shame if this is the first and last year for a while that we have one of these great stores to shop in, the woman running it says she is going to wait to see if the store made enough profits after fines to determine her interest in opening it again next year.


Kitsa Oct 5th, 2010 10:22 PM

That sucks. I'm lucky to live near a year-round Halloween place.

MLE Oct 6th, 2010 05:37 AM

Catch the spider and keep it for a pet!

Zhukov Oct 6th, 2010 05:58 AM

You can't trust spiders just kill it from a distance. Just KILL it.

MLE Oct 6th, 2010 06:20 AM

Hey. My Natasha is a sweet little thing. You never know until you give them a chance.

Guitar Woman Oct 6th, 2010 06:37 AM

I mentioned that spiders are descendants of Cthulhu's poker buddy, right?

Guitar Woman Oct 6th, 2010 07:45 AM

Goddamnit, I got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Why can I not sleep right now.


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