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Guitar Woman Oct 6th, 2010 08:07 AM

:pagebrak:

Guitar Woman Oct 6th, 2010 08:07 AM

I think the reason I barely ever post here anymore is that twitter pretty much covers all the bases I-Mockery used to.

I make a statement on a pointless subject, and then people either don't read it or question my heterosexuality in spite of whether or not that has anything to do with the issue.

Also, this website contains a crippling lack of JoMo shenanigans.

Guitar Woman Oct 6th, 2010 08:08 AM

In an unrelated matter, I taught my cat to drink tea.

The Leader Oct 6th, 2010 08:51 AM

faggot

Esuohlim Oct 6th, 2010 10:35 AM

GW do you wear a beret and hang out at coffeehouses now

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2010 10:38 AM

actually I did picture him smoking gauloises.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2010 10:43 AM

I picture him smoking penis

Zhukov Oct 6th, 2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 699978)
Hey. My Natasha is a sweet little thing. You never know until you give them a chance.

What? You have a pet spider?

Is it your pet or are you it's host?

Guitar Woman Oct 6th, 2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

GW do you wear a beret and hang out at coffeehouses now
Hell no, I'm not made of money

Even if I was I could probably think of better things to do than hang out at cafes and listen to hipsters talk about their horrible post-rock

Quote:

actually I did picture him smoking gauloises.
I still smoke spirit blacks, for real men

Tadao Oct 6th, 2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 700003)


I still smoke spirit blacks, for real men

;)

MLE Oct 6th, 2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 699997)
What? You have a pet spider?

Is it your pet or are you it's host?

My pet. She's a chilean rosehair tarantula, and she's about eight years old.

Zhukov Oct 7th, 2010 05:06 AM

That's horrible. You should post pictures so I can know just how horrible.

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2010 12:40 PM

MLE: Do you feed her crickets?

MLE Oct 7th, 2010 01:44 PM

Yep. She won't touch anything else.

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2010 05:04 PM

I used to have to breed crickets, when I was raising so many reptiles and tree frogs. Even though I got the cleanest kind (top hat) and took immaculate care of the trash cans where they bred, it stunk to high heaven. I'm down to one leopard gecko and I still hate the chore of crickets.

MLE Oct 7th, 2010 07:40 PM

I love leopard geckos. My best friend bred them for years. She only has one now.

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2010 09:31 PM

Mine's going on 17 years old or thereabouts.

Fathom Zero Oct 7th, 2010 11:13 PM

There is nothing special about the pile of leaves.

>kick leaves

Kicking the pile of leaves isn't notably helpful.'

>: fucking game sucks

MLE Oct 7th, 2010 11:46 PM

Kings quest?

MarioRPG Oct 7th, 2010 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 700102)
>kick leaves

>playfully romp in leaves

Fathom Zero Oct 7th, 2010 11:50 PM

zork

Fathom Zero Oct 8th, 2010 01:11 AM

issit cool that i'm in the aclu?

Kitsa Oct 8th, 2010 10:31 AM

I just vaccumed up a yellow sac spider (bad) the same approximate size as a wolf spider (ugly but harmless).

Fuckers must be breeding in the walls to create some sort of superspider. :(

Spiders are the main reason I hate this time of year. If they want to stay outside, that's fine, but don't bring all your venom and necrosis shit into the house.

MarioRPG Oct 8th, 2010 10:33 AM

it's cooler if you're eaten by a grue.

/Seuss

Guitar Woman Oct 8th, 2010 05:35 PM

I've taken to scooping spiders up in paper towels and crushing them as hard as I can squeeze. Everyone thinks I'm sadistic, but fuck them.

I saw a big thick brown one crawling down the wall behind my desk yesterday; I tried to drive him higher so I could smash him, but the little bastard crawled down on the carpet and basically disappeared, he was blending in so well. I've spent most of the time since then in a twitchy paranoia waiting for him to crawl up my pants and murder me, or until I pick up a piece of paper and find him chilling underneath it and scampering away to parts unknown waiting to fuck my shit up some more.

I hate him so much that I'm not going to give him the pleasure of a crushing death if I find him again, I'll just trap him under a glass or something and watch as he struggles to escape and eventually dies slowly of starvation and/or asphyxiation, the little fuck. Or maybe I'd take him outside and set him on fire, that could be fun.

Maybe I am a bit sadistic.

Babs Oct 8th, 2010 06:10 PM

I hope that spider crawls up your dick and lays eggs in your bladder.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 8th, 2010 06:14 PM

Yeah!

Babs Oct 8th, 2010 06:15 PM

Hey, I missed you.

Fathom Zero Oct 8th, 2010 06:25 PM

so i bought blotter stuffs

Tadao Oct 8th, 2010 09:14 PM


Fathom Zero Oct 8th, 2010 09:21 PM

good plan

Tadao Oct 8th, 2010 09:29 PM

I pmed it to Mockery. It's a bit north of him but maybe worth it.

MLE Oct 9th, 2010 01:45 AM

To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), right?

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2010 02:54 AM

I like spiders more than bugs. It's weird. I used to be really afraid of them.

elx Oct 9th, 2010 03:02 AM

yeah no need to worry guys, so long as it doesn't kill you it doesn't matter if it hurts like holy hell.

elx Oct 9th, 2010 03:05 AM

also you should play with strange snakes cause as long as it doesn't rattle, have red on yellow, or a white mouth it's not gonna kill you!

elx Oct 9th, 2010 03:05 AM

and you only have to worry about those brown bears, you know

elx Oct 9th, 2010 03:18 AM

it's not like people are giving into some cruel unfounded stereotype against spiders, there's obvious reasoning for the hatred. they're obnoxious little bastards that get in your face, crawl all over your shit and regularly bite peoples' defenseless asses. no other insects do that. you can call them cutesey curious and just say that it's not their fault and they're good for gardening and w/e else but don't cry when someone squashes them. it's not like you're any better sending those crickets to their deaths.

MLE Oct 9th, 2010 04:15 AM

The only vicious spider I've ever seen (and the bite is really only about as bad as a wasp) is the wolf spider. I give them pretty wide berth when I see them.

elx Oct 9th, 2010 04:31 AM

at least we're not in australia with zhukov, where the spiders chase you :(

MLE Oct 9th, 2010 04:41 AM

hahahaha

executioneer Oct 9th, 2010 05:06 AM

i like jumping spiders, they're adorable :(

MLE Oct 9th, 2010 05:22 AM

THEY'RE SO VICIOUS! I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE SO TINY AND FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR.

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2010 09:36 AM

I think somewhere earlier in the thread I said that it was unusual for me to be weird about the size of that one wolf spider because I'm normally very spider-friendly. I relocate if they're compatible with the outside world.

I have a different attitude about Yellow Sac spiders because they are dangerous, particularly because I have a curious infant in the house. Their bites are painful and can cause necrosis. We've had a mini-infestation of Yellow Sac spiders in this area for the past couple of years and I don't want to go looking for trouble. I vacuum them up when I see them, then get rid of the vacuum bag. I don't know whether they survive the vacuuming but I know the bold jumping spiders I've vacuumed do, so I picture this sort of spider fight club going on in there.

Anyway, that sort of cold decision favoring your family's welfare is the sort of thing that happens hormonally when you have a kid.

MarioRPG Oct 9th, 2010 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 700219)
To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), right?

But there are so many legs!

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 9th, 2010 12:02 PM

Tonight!!!!!

The Leader Oct 9th, 2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 700229)
it's not like people are giving into some cruel unfounded stereotype against spiders.

Yes they are.

The Doctor Oct 9th, 2010 02:33 PM

I gave into it many years ago.

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:21 PM

Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 699105)
Pub looks sexy

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 699113)
He does.

Thank you. :) Right back at you both. ;) :love :orgasm :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:26 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700267)
Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

He looks like this:



Anyone seen this guy? >:

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2010 05:38 PM

i just don't know

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 699587)
what do you guys do all day for amusement??

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 699590)
Work.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 699592)
Masturbate

Those are the two things that came to mind for me too. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 700271)
i just don't know

You're buddies with him though, SexyBelly. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 699605)
boys should get maternity leave also

They do here. Well no, they get paternity leave because we don't let them get pregnant because we are just so mean. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 699622)
They already do.

Oh hey. :)

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 699738)
If I get a bolt in my cock, you guys'll be the first to see it. Otherwise, there's nothing particularly special about it worthy of taking a picture.

I never get bored at looking at dicks.

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2010 06:05 PM

so boring it is

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 06:11 PM

Plus it is only a prelude to me putting them in my mouth anyway.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 9th, 2010 06:33 PM

Best view in the house. Hey Pub. :halloweensmileface

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 06:53 PM

Hullo 10k, I saw those halloween emoticons. I don't take part in memes I didn't start though. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 699987)
I think the reason I barely ever post here anymore is that twitter pretty much covers all the bases I-Mockery used to.

I left here for twitter, but I barely post there because I worry people might actually read what I have to say. :x

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 06:57 PM

No worries of that here. :lol

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700279)
Plus it is only a prelude to me putting them in my mouth anyway.

I made that post at 2010-10-10 10:11, which just shows I think about penises for all noteworthy events.

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2010 07:19 PM

I love you, Pubber

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 07:26 PM

I love you too, TightButt.

Zhukov Oct 9th, 2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 700219)
To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), red backs, trap doors, funnel webs, wolf spiders, black house spiders, white tipped, mouse spiders...

Some spiders have venom that is effective against humans but not so much against other animals. Doesn't that tell you something?

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2010 11:03 PM

wolf spiders are unnerving as hell and, in the case of rabid-wolf spiders, will run right at you without fear, but generally don't pose any threat to humans.

Zhukov Oct 9th, 2010 11:42 PM

They cause a very painful bite. I think pain is enough grounds to worry about them.

elx Oct 10th, 2010 01:03 AM

question:


are funny chicks sexy? like do you guys think kristen wiig/tina fey/sarah silverman are hot?

elx Oct 10th, 2010 01:03 AM

(although i dont really think silverman counts as funny but w/e :( )

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2010 01:23 AM

ESUOHLIM WILL FIELD THIS QUESTION

THE ANSWER IS YES >: Sense of humor is second only to intelligence. And I rate both of those above physical attractiveness. :gay

MLE Oct 10th, 2010 01:43 AM

And Sarah Silverman is just an annoying cunt.

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2010 03:19 AM

I'm not a fan of any of those broads. However, Amy Schumer is cute. But cute's not really the best. She's awesome, though. And most people have to be intelligent to be funny, Milhorse.


elx Oct 10th, 2010 03:32 AM

oh man dinasour egg instant oatmeal is the best but the sizing is cruel :( 1 packet is not enough and 2 packets is way too much :( my dog wont eat the rest either :(

elx Oct 10th, 2010 03:37 AM

someone should do something about that

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700267)
Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700270)
He looks like this:



Anyone seen this guy? >:

I'm still looking to find out who this is.

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2010 04:13 AM

I'm sure he's one of those guys that has to tell you that he lives on your street.

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 04:22 AM

Saying he is a sex offender doesn't shorten the list on who from here it would be.

Zhukov Oct 10th, 2010 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 700310)
question:


are funny chicks sexy? like do you guys think kristen wiig/tina fey/sarah silverman are hot?


I agee with Milhouse in that humour is second only to intelligence, but I don't generally find female stand up comedians sexy or anything. Funny is attractive, but it doesn't turn me on if that makes sense.

Elx, if you are looking to impess some boy then you should certainly try to be funny. If you are trying to be sexy in the bedroom then leave the jokes about your ex-husband out of it.

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2010 05:55 AM

The best guys love horribly dirty jokes. ;)

The Doctor Oct 10th, 2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 700332)
Elx, if you are looking to impress some boy then you should certainly try to be funny. If you are trying to be sexy in the bedroom then leave the jokes about your ex-husband out of it.

Agreed girls who can tell dick and fart jokes are entertaining, but once you cross over to the bedroom actions speak much louder than words, also getting freaky is a major plus

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 11:51 AM

The new guy suggests you be a whore, ELX. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 700324)
And most people have to be intelligent to be funny, Milhorse.

Yeah and that's why intelligence comes first, pay attention

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 700332)
I agee with Milhouse in that humour is second only to intelligence, but I don't generally find female stand up comedians sexy or anything. Funny is attractive, but it doesn't turn me on if that makes sense.

Oh yeah, I forgot to follow it up with the fact that a lot famous comedians make "being funny" their identity, like Sarah Silverman, and fall into the category of annoying. I don't find a lot of funny female celebrities sexy.

But in real life, though, funny girls are awesome. And sarcasm is hot as hell. Girls are often stigmatized as being less funny than guys, but a few of the funniest people I know are girls. And a girl that can make me laugh definitely sticks in my mind.

AND GIVES ME A BONER :WINK
Are you writing this shit down, elx, this is gold.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 10th, 2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 700316)
And Sarah Silverman is just an annoying cunt.

Exactly what came to my mind. I scrolled down for half a second and you beat me to it.

MLE Oct 10th, 2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700270)
Anyone seen this guy? >:

(Referring to Derek Frohock)

I think it's just some random fan of I-Mock that wanted to say HEY LOOK AT THIS I'M FRIENDS WITH ALL THE VETS. If he was anyone regular on here, he'd have piped up in this thread OR he would have responded when I messaged him back on facebook, asking who he was.

Tadao Oct 10th, 2010 02:22 PM

Derek Frohock is my brother.

And Silverman isn't funny, but that bitch has a very fuckable body.

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 02:24 PM

Thank you, MLE. :)

Hey Derek Frohock, you're ignored. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 700351)
Derek Frohock is my brother.

Then why would he want to be friends with me? >:

The Doctor Oct 10th, 2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700342)
The new guy suggests you be a whore, ELX. :rolleyes

Yes,yes I did

MarioRPG Oct 10th, 2010 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700353)
Then why would he want to be friends with me? >:

Yeah, i got one too...?
e: dufresne seems to be on the case.

elx Oct 10th, 2010 05:36 PM

i was asking because i was watching snl the other night with a friend and i was like, "wow, i never noticed how pretty kristen is!" and he was like "i guess" and i pushed him some more and was like "isnt she like a dream girl??" and he was like "she's more like a bro and you cant fuck a bro" :( and i thought that was dumb so decided to inquire more from others!

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2010 05:46 PM

Fucking idiot friend.

SHE'S JUST ONE OF THE GUYS, HYUK HYUK HYUK

MLE Oct 10th, 2010 06:50 PM

Derek Frohock

Salem, Massachusetts, 22 years old.
trent_shan@yahoo.com

http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1690087043/Police

Quote:

Sunday, February 1, 2010

A homeless man seeking shelter from the cold in the lobby of the Hawthorne Hotel was arrested after police learned he had five warrants for his arrest. Derek S. Frohock, 22, was wanted by Cambridge District Court.
http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1271725156/Police-fire

Quote:

Wednesday, April 30, 2010

Police received a report at 7:51 p.m. of a man asking people for money at 10 Park St. Police arrested Derek S. Frohock, 22, who is listed as homeless, on five warrants.
http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1150894767/Police

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Monday February 5, 2008

Derek Frohock, 20, of 56 River St., Beverly, was arrested at 7:46 a.m. and charged with shoplifting at Red Lions Smoke Shop.
http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge...Week-of-Aug-13

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Aug. 3, 2:48 a.m., 2009: Derek Frohock, 21, of River Street, Beverly, was arrested on Brattle Street and charged with trespassing and resisting arrest.
http://www.bpdnews.com/2007/02/page/5/

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February 15, 2007

APPREHENDED FOR PUNCHING A POLICE OFFICER
About 3:05pm, on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, officers from District D-4 responded to a radio call asking them to remove an individual from the Boston Public Library on Boylston Street. On arrival, officers spoke to library security officers who stated there was a man on the property refusing to leave. When officers approached the individual in question, the individual, slumped over in front of a computer, appeared to be sound asleep. As a result, officers attempted to wake the individual. When the suspect did awake, he again, refused to exit the building. Officers informed the suspect that if continued to ignore their requests, they would be left with no other option other than to physically remove him from the premise. Again, the suspect became loud and aggressive. Left with no other option, the officers began escorting the suspect from the library. As officers were leading the suspect towards the exit, the suspect turned suddenly and struck one of the officers in the head. Derek Frohock, 19, was then arrested and charged with Trespassing, Assault & Battery on a Police Officer, Resisting Arrest and Disorderly Conduct.
http://www.cambridgema.gov/cpd/News/...?story_id=2266

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On 8/3/09 at 2:48 AM, Derek Frohock, 21, of River St., Beverly MA, was placed under arrest on Brattle St. for Trespassing and Resisting Arrest.
http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/con...t_6&i=1&a=view

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(guestbook for the novirginsallowed site)

"Oh, god, Matt. I hate you. fuck you. your such a fucking prick and this fucking site suck so fucking much and so does Jixby's. you two (and any others who contributed to this fucktard gay little site of yours) are the biggest fucking retards I ever seen. do us all a favor and fucking kill yourselve. oh yeah, and take this site down. that would be nice, as it is a complete failure and all your drawings fucking completely suck. you fucking gay retards."
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?p=485796

Quote:

THIS IS WOMTI INCASE YOU HADNT GUESSED :ROLLEYES


10 minutes of internet sleuthing. If DuFresne didn't already figure it out, he's really bad at this.

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 07:20 PM

MLE wins. :) Bloody Womti. >:

Tadao Oct 10th, 2010 07:27 PM

MENACE TO SOCIETY!

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2010 07:28 PM



PLEASE DON'T TURN ME OUT

liquidstatik Oct 10th, 2010 07:33 PM

AM I A VET YET?


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