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MLE Oct 10th, 2010 07:39 PM

I'd assume so, but you'll have to go to the HEAD HONCHO.

liquidstatik Oct 10th, 2010 08:39 PM

Who's the HEAD HONCHO?

Tadao Oct 10th, 2010 08:49 PM

Sounds like a blowjob from a beaner.

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 09:22 PM

Is that you offering, T?

Pub Lover Oct 10th, 2010 09:23 PM

Danny, send me pictures of your cock and you get to be a vet. ;) :orgasm :yummy

Tadao Oct 10th, 2010 09:28 PM

Only if you dip it in sour cream first. ;)

liquidstatik Oct 10th, 2010 10:09 PM

I have some chipotle bean dip I can stick it in if that s fine with you guys.

Colonel Flagg Oct 10th, 2010 10:25 PM

Holy Hell.

MLE Oct 10th, 2010 11:31 PM

I missed you, statik. :*

liquidstatik Oct 10th, 2010 11:45 PM

you could always reply to my IMs you jerk :(

Supafly345 Oct 11th, 2010 12:18 AM

The Halloween season sure does bring back a lot of old timers. Tons of classics are suddenly popping up.

Fathom Zero Oct 11th, 2010 05:19 AM

@publover


Esuohlim Oct 11th, 2010 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 700381)
AM I A VET YET?

I SURE HOPE SO, OTHERWISE I SHOULD STOP LETTING YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY CAT'S ANUS :( :( :(

captain516 Oct 11th, 2010 08:54 PM

Re's art reminds me of The Sandman
and I'm okay with that

Fathom Zero Oct 11th, 2010 11:12 PM

I have to confess that Halloween is one of my least favorite holidays. It's better than Easter, Flag Day, and New Year's though.

The Leader Oct 12th, 2010 09:07 AM

Fuck you, seriously.

Zhukov Oct 12th, 2010 09:34 AM

Yeah, Easter rocks.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 12th, 2010 11:33 AM

Easter eggs.

Can't wait for Halloween.

Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2010 12:26 PM

I don't have fun making pretend

Zhukov Oct 12th, 2010 12:38 PM

Except when you come here and pretend to hang out with friends :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 12th, 2010 01:28 PM

Dylan, we're going to Halloween hangout.

Fathom Zero Oct 12th, 2010 02:08 PM

honeycomb hideout

Kitsa Oct 12th, 2010 07:38 PM

I saw the coolest hockey jersey today and was very enthusiastic about it until I realized it was a halloween costume for little boys. :(

The Doctor Oct 12th, 2010 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 700620)
I saw the coolest hockey jersey today and was very enthusiastic about it until I realized it was a halloween costume for little boys. :(

What team and/or logo?

Kitsa Oct 12th, 2010 10:31 PM

http://www.halloweenstore.com/Mercha...4&Store_Code=h

The Doctor Oct 13th, 2010 07:37 AM

Sweet jersey.

Esuohlim Oct 13th, 2010 08:25 AM

IT MUST BE COOL, THE DUDE IS WEARING SUNGLASSES

Kitsa Oct 13th, 2010 09:19 AM

damn straight

Fathom Zero Oct 13th, 2010 11:41 AM

Just got hit with a (relatively) sweetass earthquake for Oklahoma - 4.5 or thereabouts.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 13th, 2010 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 700620)
I saw the coolest hockey jersey today and was very enthusiastic about it until I realized it was a halloween costume for little boys. :(



The entire front says Rookie.

Kitsa Oct 13th, 2010 09:56 PM

Heh heh.

My daughter has a shirt that says "Blue Jackets Sweetheart" because the jerseys were fucking ridiculous. Too bad I can't muster up much enthusiasm for the team this year. :(

The Doctor Oct 13th, 2010 10:04 PM

If Mason gets back to form, you have a solid team. Umberger is awesome, plus he sounds like the hamburgler....Umburgaler

Kitsa Oct 13th, 2010 10:37 PM

I dislike the ego and hissies out of Mase recently. I miss Leclaire, even though he was constantly injured. :hockeythread

Esuohlim Oct 14th, 2010 01:57 AM

Hey elx why the hell haven't you changed your sig it's been like a year

elx Oct 14th, 2010 02:18 AM

my signature can be whatever i want my signature to be >: mind your own bees wax

Esuohlim Oct 14th, 2010 02:53 AM

MAKE IT SOME BOOBS SO I CAN SEE SOME BOOBS INSTEAD OF READING YOUR POSTS

elx Oct 14th, 2010 02:57 AM

YEAH OK. LIKE YOU'D EVER GET TO SEE ANYONES BOOBS :(


I BET EVEN THOSE VIDEO CHAT WHORES WOULD BE LIKE SRY CANT SERVICE YOU SIR.

elx Oct 14th, 2010 03:00 AM

hey milhouse wanna skype

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2010 04:15 AM

:lol


Esuohlim Oct 14th, 2010 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 700790)
hey milhouse wanna skype

ISN'T THIS HOW EVERY DATELINE NBC SPECIAL BEGINS?

ELX, BEING BAIT IS A DANGEROUS GAME TO PLAY

Zhukov Oct 14th, 2010 01:23 PM

:lol Fathom

Dimnos Oct 14th, 2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 700754)


The entire front says Rookie.


Thats bad ass. :lol

captain516 Oct 14th, 2010 08:36 PM

Daft Punk's soundtrack for the Tron movie is fucking dope

Esuohlim Oct 14th, 2010 09:22 PM

Guys, pedophilia is the current topic

The Doctor Oct 14th, 2010 11:25 PM

On that note I have to go to bed and get up to teach school in the morning, goodnight all!

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2010 11:31 PM


MINT FUCKING TUNE

kahljorn Oct 15th, 2010 01:23 AM

i thought elx was legal

except maybe in australia

kahljorn Oct 15th, 2010 01:26 AM

there's money in an underground small breasted girl australian porn ring

zhukov you could be rich
zhukov, fuck you for having oppurtunities like this handed to you.

elx Oct 15th, 2010 01:32 AM

whats the name of that really gross green pudding that people serve at parties and holidays and stuff?

elx Oct 15th, 2010 01:33 AM

i miss misdemeanor :(

elx Oct 15th, 2010 01:44 AM

here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

MLE Oct 15th, 2010 01:51 AM

I think elx was like, 13 when she started posting. At least that's what I thought Eric told me.

Tadao Oct 15th, 2010 02:04 AM

Where the hell is MissD anyways?

Fathom Zero Oct 15th, 2010 02:12 AM

INTJ

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging type



Quote:

Masterminds are rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population, and they are rarely encountered outside their office, factory, school, or laboratory. Although they are highly capable leaders, Masterminds are not at all eager to take command, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead. Once they take charge, however, they are thoroughgoing pragmatists.
Well, hot damn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Careers
Computer Programming
Natural Science
Natural Science Education
Engineering
Management
Entrepreneurship
Law
Librarian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some People of Your Particular Type
Stephen Hawking, Andrew Grove, Marie Curie, Guy Kawasaki, Igor Sikorsky, Hillary Clinton

Well that's fan-fucking-tastic.

Fathom Zero Oct 15th, 2010 02:37 AM

bitches ain't shit but shoes and dicks

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 15th, 2010 10:04 AM

Is snak storm guitar woman's character?

Shrubfest Oct 15th, 2010 10:42 AM

I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'

Zhukov Oct 15th, 2010 11:24 AM

That's certainly something you could talk to a union about. Or maybe "hadn't started yet" means "was late turning up by a few days".

MarioRPG Oct 15th, 2010 11:31 AM

I got ESTJ
-Eng
-Law
-Entrepreneur
-Politics
-Educator
Quote:

Famous people of your particular type
Bruce Willis, Sandra Day O'Connor, George W. Bush, Mark Anthony
e: but i was in a hurry so i may have fudged a few answers

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 15th, 2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 700880)
here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 15th, 2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 700909)
I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'

Did they fire you on the interview?

Dimnos Oct 15th, 2010 12:52 PM

They fired her after she didnt take the oral exam. ;)

Esuohlim Oct 15th, 2010 01:00 PM

INTJ

As for being a "highly capable leader", well that's absolute bullshit

And fuck, I hate Hilary Clinton >:

Shrubfest Oct 15th, 2010 01:01 PM

We interviewed togerther, got the job, then i got a phone call a few weeks later of him basically trying to get me to quit, and me going, no, I really want this job.

Then I sent him an email saying, sorry, I REALLY want the job. So he phoned up trying to get me to quit again, and just gave up and told me I couldn't do it.

Esuohlim Oct 15th, 2010 01:03 PM

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU MARRIED A GINGER INSTEAD OF A REAL MAN

Shrubfest Oct 15th, 2010 01:05 PM

To make it to manhood as a ginge makes you well hard.

He's a manly man. I had to give him stitches.

Tadao Oct 15th, 2010 01:47 PM

Maybe you aren't as good at sucking cock as you believe to be.

Shrubfest Oct 15th, 2010 02:28 PM

The interviewer/boss man was a homosexual. Regardless of my cock sucking skills, It wouldn't have helped.

Because I have no cock to shaft him with.

Fathom Zero Oct 15th, 2010 02:32 PM

WOOPASH

elx Oct 15th, 2010 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 700915)
Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.

hahhaa yeahh. the soap opera one was especially awesome:(


but hey, if anyone really cares they could just spend like two minutes categorizing themselves. like, the E/I at the start stands for extraversion/introversion, meaning that mario would rather spend his time with other people doing stuff, while fathom + milhouse would rather be alone or with very few people exploring/creating things. also those celebs must've been pulled from a random pool, cause none of those people are any of those things. ^5

Babs Oct 15th, 2010 06:35 PM

I come here time to time hoping to catch a decent conversation, but this is just bullshit. Something about sucking off a gay ginger boss and about how they REALLY like the job, clearly don't understand the employer - employee relationship.

Tadao Oct 15th, 2010 06:53 PM

You didn't even get that right. Reading and comprehension is vital to online forums. This is why everyone hates you.

kahljorn Oct 15th, 2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Fictional INTPs
Tom and Fiona (Four Weddings and a Funeral)
Dr. Susan Lewis (ER)
Filburt (Rocko's Modern Life


yesss

Fathom Zero Oct 15th, 2010 07:33 PM

Hannibal Lecter and Rosencrantz & Guildenstern come up for our category. :\

elx Oct 15th, 2010 08:25 PM

:luke skywalker

Sam Oct 15th, 2010 10:56 PM

HEY SHRUB I GOT A JOB FOR YOU

A JOB GETTING PLOWED AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT BY ME

IT PAYS IN BIG SLOPPY LOADS AND BRUISING AROUND ALL YOUR SENSITIVE AREAS

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2010 12:28 AM

:lol

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2010 12:31 AM

Shrub, have you ever been taken Swing dancin' by an Oklahoman, darlin'?

Babs Oct 16th, 2010 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 700966)
You didn't even get that right. Reading and comprehension is vital to online forums. This is why everyone hates you.

Guy can't take a fucking joke.

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2010 02:58 AM

gay can't choke a fucking ****

Tadao Oct 16th, 2010 03:00 AM

If that was a joke, it provides yet another example of why you are treated like a disease.

Babs Oct 16th, 2010 03:10 AM

You are nothing but a failure with no future. I bet you don't even have your high school degree that's how much of a living disgrace you are. Before you can even begin to think of your current situation and how much you are more of a carcinogen than a (can't believe I can use this word with you) human being, you try being a piece of shit to other people so you can get some sort of short lived gratification before realizing you're a fucking joke. Good for you, you have some pathetic online community you can relate too, a bunch of delusional dumb asses who jack their dick's off to Sailor Moon characters. The only people that will agree with you, are the self diluted jackasses here (wow, what a fucking coincidence). So next time you're taking a shit in your bathroom that you don't deserve to take a shit in, just think about how much of a fucking failure you are and why you're fucking wife left you, you ignorant piece of waste, you god damn fucking goon.

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2010 03:12 AM

hahahahaha

Your goat's been gotten, my friend.

Babs Oct 16th, 2010 03:30 AM

I don't even want to get started on you. You're like that little sore in your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it.

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2010 04:11 AM

It's funny because I've got a fever blister on my tongue. Probably the herp.

MrAdventure Oct 16th, 2010 04:17 AM

why don't you shut up babs!

The Doctor Oct 16th, 2010 07:37 AM


Wiffles Oct 16th, 2010 09:03 AM

Beautiful ^.^

Tadao Oct 16th, 2010 01:43 PM

Holy fuck Babs, did you pass any English classes?

MLE Oct 16th, 2010 01:56 PM

Oh man, I didn't think I'd wake up to this. Thank you, Tadao. You've made my morning.

Tadao Oct 16th, 2010 02:08 PM

No, can't take credit. Let's all give a big handed for the retarded dancing monkey.

The Doctor Oct 16th, 2010 02:16 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 16th, 2010 05:58 PM

MAaaaaaaaan saturdays are boring.

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2010 06:03 PM

http://jalopnik.com/5665722/chinook-...hen-flies-home

That's exciting. :\

Shyandquietguy Oct 16th, 2010 06:34 PM

I got a job you guys.

It's full time and the highest I've been paid yet! Even better, the folks like workin' with me!

I'll be moving back out on my own in no time!

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 16th, 2010 06:52 PM

What kind of job is it?

Shyandquietguy Oct 16th, 2010 06:53 PM

The best job in the world.

Production line!

Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2010 06:57 PM

I-Mockery Chat (PEDOPHILIA, FUCK YEAH)

MLE Oct 16th, 2010 07:03 PM

Production Line Pedophilia?

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2010 07:03 PM

Miami Vice, fuck yeah!


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