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Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2010 07:13 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2010 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 700880)
here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

I screwed up. I got INTJ. :goth

Shyandquietguy Oct 16th, 2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 701128)
Production Line Pedophilia?

Close.

Motor Homes.

Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 700885)
INTJ

:fistbump

Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2010 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 700930)
INTJ

Totally broken test. :x

RaNkeri Oct 16th, 2010 07:19 PM

God damn :x

Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2010 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 701028)
...high school degree...

Do diplomas sometimes get called degrees? :confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 701028)
...jack their dick's off to Sailor Moon characters.

When did we stop hating anime around here? :confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 701028)
The only people that will agree with you, are the self diluted jackasses...

I miss being self-diluted. Sobriety is no fun. I was deluded to think it would be. :grammarnazisnevergetlaid

Shyandquietguy Oct 16th, 2010 07:26 PM

ISTJ

Pub Lover Oct 16th, 2010 07:28 PM

Sorry, Shy. You're not in the cool gang. :picklehat

Shyandquietguy Oct 16th, 2010 07:31 PM

No hard feelings. I'm too cool for school anyways.

Fathom Zero Oct 16th, 2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 701135)
:fistbump

:buttslap

The Doctor Oct 16th, 2010 09:31 PM

I just watched a Pedigree dog food commercial and realize they eat healthier than I do 5 out of 7 days a week.

Otto Oct 17th, 2010 01:58 AM

Oh man, my shrink should have told me that my brain medicines make it hard to enjoy being stoned.

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2010 02:08 AM

I think I'm gonna go into carpentry.

Esuohlim Oct 17th, 2010 02:15 AM

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT JESUS SAID ONCE, THEN THEY KILLED HIM :(

Otto Oct 17th, 2010 02:18 AM

That's because he wasn't a very GOOD carpenter.

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2010 02:37 AM

it's 96 hours of class at the vocational school, though. :\ That's 96 hours I could spend on video games.

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2010 02:50 AM

Holy shitballs

http://www.youtube.com/user/Markorepairs

Tadao Oct 17th, 2010 03:10 AM

FZ, do you have career ADD?

elx Oct 17th, 2010 03:13 AM

i was reading in the thread backups and willie said something about applesauce cake, and i was like whaaaaat that sounds awesome. so i just went to the store and now i'm making it. BETTER BE AWESOME WILLIE. :(

elx Oct 17th, 2010 03:24 AM

also, willie, post moree again and stop disappearing all the time :(

Wiffles Oct 17th, 2010 03:26 AM

Who will help you eat it? <3

FZ, welding lessons too. The power to melt metal, with heat vision ^.^

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2010 03:31 AM

i wanted to do metallurgy, too. :(

I want to do everything, it's not fair. I WANT TO MASTER EVERYTHING.

Wiffles Oct 17th, 2010 03:39 AM

carpentry and welding go hand in hand, and welding goes with mechanical engineering, you can make lots of things, like a hotrod for your girlfriend, a robot, or a robot girlfriend. <3

Pub Lover Oct 17th, 2010 05:52 AM

If he builds a robot girlfriend does he get to load it with your consciousness, Wiffs?

Pub Lover Oct 17th, 2010 05:53 AM

:pagebrak

Wiffles Oct 17th, 2010 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 701184)
If he builds a robot girlfriend does he get to load it with your consciousness, Wiffs?



The technology for cerebral digitalization is still far off. Most of todays robots are mere animatronic puppets with limited versatility. >_>

Kitsa Oct 17th, 2010 03:22 PM

A city near where I live has a bigass welding college. There are big sculptures everywhere.

Fathom Zero Oct 17th, 2010 04:08 PM

:D

Tadao Oct 17th, 2010 09:21 PM

Yeah, there isn't much else for welders to do after all the factories are closed. Might as well make art.

Kitsa Oct 17th, 2010 10:49 PM

regardless of our area being economically fucked, the welders seem to do all right. The college is thriving.

Otto Oct 17th, 2010 11:43 PM

"I call this sculpture "I can't even afford to eat cat food"."

Wiffles Oct 18th, 2010 01:13 AM

Shipbuilding, automotive, railways, construction, aviation too many areas to where welding is useful ^.^

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 01:20 AM

So long as there's people, stuff's gonna need to get built.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2010 01:36 AM

Yeah, in China and Mexico.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 02:00 AM

I always wanted to go to live en Mexico.

Wiffles Oct 18th, 2010 02:32 AM

Have faith in thy economy, creatures of capitalism. For thy shalt be blessed by our lord Mammon. ^.^

Tadao Oct 18th, 2010 02:35 AM

Yeah, I've given my countrymen the benefit of the doubt from 1986-2000. I'm all out of faith.

Zhukov Oct 18th, 2010 05:32 AM

Welding is typically required in trades such as plumbing and carpentry. So far they haven't started building houses in China and Mexico and shipping them over (well, not here anyway, maybe they do in the US), so there is going to be a need for welders since house building should be happening all year round.

Unless things are really fucked.

The Doctor Oct 18th, 2010 07:04 AM

Welding is popular at the community college here in eastern Canada, and after graduation alot head out to western Canada (BC and Alberta)

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2010 08:28 AM

http://www.welding.org/

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 10:57 AM

If I go to the art school here, I could totally take that welding for non-welders course and write it off on my taxes.

Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 01:48 PM

Why didn't anyone tell me the song "Modern Guilt" was good?

shekk Oct 18th, 2010 02:23 PM

beck? and i used to know this chiq that welded intricate metal sculptures and furniture. pieces looked evil, my ex had a headboard made by her that looked like victorian vampire/goth shit.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 701260)
Why didn't anyone tell me the song "Modern Guilt" was good?


Fathom Zero Oct 18th, 2010 03:07 PM

sure, let's go with that.

executioneer Oct 18th, 2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 701180)
also, willie, post moree again and stop disappearing all the time :(

sry i've been trying and mostly failing to not be buried in despair since comicon :( I DONT HOLD MUCH HOPE OF IMPROVEMENT ANYTIME SOON

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2010 06:20 PM

I think we're all forgetting the most important thing about welding and that's the one chick from Jaws: The Revenge.


kahljorn Oct 18th, 2010 07:30 PM

there's this one place in town that makes custom rod iron shit for like your doors and windows and such and it looks really bad ass on a house :O

plus it sells for a shitload to rich douchebags in town :O but that was before the foreclosures started hitting :O

elx Oct 18th, 2010 09:13 PM

how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

Tadao Oct 18th, 2010 09:38 PM

Yeah, When they die.

The Doctor Oct 18th, 2010 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 701294)
how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

Its even worse if you younger brother is a lost cause, then you get it twice as bad, we have one son and they want MORE.

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2010 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 701294)
how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

Tell them you're gay and they'll leave you alone.

IT WORKED FOR ME lol

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2010 12:58 AM

Do people not know how to describe something as a "trainwreck" anymore? The adjective is supposed to be used to describe the captivating nature of the wreck itself (as in, "I can't look away"), not the wreck itself.

This peeve comes from a recent facebook status where someone wrote "Wow, what a trainwreck, I can't even watch"

Tadao Oct 19th, 2010 12:59 AM

AKA pot that paralyzes you.

kahljorn Oct 19th, 2010 02:17 AM

hell yes

MLE Oct 19th, 2010 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 701320)
Do people not know how to describe something as a "trainwreck" anymore? The adjective is supposed to be used to describe the captivating nature of the wreck itself (as in, "I can't look away"), not the wreck itself.

This peeve comes from a recent facebook status where someone wrote "Wow, what a trainwreck, I can't even watch"

A trainwreck is also when someone is deejaying and not mixing songs together correctly, so there are already multiple meanings. It's a bit picky to want people to only use your preferred definition :posh

Tadao Oct 19th, 2010 03:42 AM

This topic is a trainwreck

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2010 05:07 AM

Searching for i-mockery in google brings up the ED article on it and Schimid's goofy face makes me laugh every time.

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2010 05:28 AM

SUPER MEAT BOY TOMORROW, TOO

Zhukov Oct 19th, 2010 07:58 AM

I always figured that the term 'train wreck' was something horrible that you didn't want to look at, and a 'car crash' was something that you couldn't look away from.

I don't know, trains don't usually run through busy suburban areas full of people that like to stare and point fingers.

But I'll take what MLE said, too.

Kitsa Oct 19th, 2010 09:14 AM

I always thought that "train wreck" and "clusterfuck" were fairly close in meaning, but I could be (probably am) wrong.

MattJack Oct 19th, 2010 01:40 PM

A train wreck is a disaster of epic proportions or a complete failure. Like when you have a pregnant bum begging for a burger at White Castle that tries to guilt you by sayin things like, "I gotta feed my baby. Let me have one of your burgers."

A cluster fuck is just an unorganized mess. Too many chiefs, not enough indians. Runnin around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Hope this settles s*it

Wiffles Oct 19th, 2010 01:46 PM

*When a train crashes

"oh its just a derailment hun"

*When a bum is passed out in front of the liquor store

"what a trainwreck of a man"

Shadowdancer21b Oct 19th, 2010 02:12 PM

A bum is a trainwreck because they drink Night Train. Zing!

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2010 03:25 PM

chk chk chk chk

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2010 03:38 PM

oh no tom bosley

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 19th, 2010 04:05 PM

Hate people who use the term fender bender unless they have fender damage.

Kitsa Oct 19th, 2010 04:30 PM

My dog just shit out a pair of knee highs. I was charmed that she thought to eat the set.

Tadao Oct 19th, 2010 04:34 PM

Hehehehe did RoG change the thread title?

MLE Oct 19th, 2010 04:51 PM

Willie was on earlier, so it could have been him. Looks like it was RoG, though.

Tadao Oct 19th, 2010 05:06 PM

Sexy avatar MLE :wank

MLE Oct 19th, 2010 05:22 PM

Thanks :> I'm trying to figure out what to change my sig to. I just found a bunch of old sigs/avatars I made for myself and others.

Esuohlim Oct 19th, 2010 05:37 PM

You mean having a PEDOPHILIA DISCUSSION THREAD is a bad image for i-mock newcomers??

Tadao Oct 19th, 2010 05:40 PM

Or it's the first thing that shows up in google :eek

Fathom Zero Oct 19th, 2010 06:22 PM

Hahaha, that's turrble

elx Oct 19th, 2010 06:26 PM

booooooooo teleiophilia :(

elx Oct 19th, 2010 06:45 PM

where's our suspected witch list? i nominate grislygus

Tadao Oct 19th, 2010 06:50 PM

huh? I see Gus more as a witch hunter. He would look perfect in witch hunter clothes.

kahljorn Oct 19th, 2010 06:57 PM

I JUST SEE WITCH HUNTER ROBINS OUTFIT WITH ALFRED HIUTCHCOCK'S FACE ABOVE IT

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 19th, 2010 07:00 PM

:lol

MLE Oct 19th, 2010 07:46 PM

I see gus and his whole family as witches. The gus family should come back.

Kitsa Oct 19th, 2010 08:32 PM


Kitsa Oct 19th, 2010 08:49 PM

shit, I didn't see that yours was a zombie too. Let me figure out something else to make mine.

executioneer Oct 19th, 2010 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 701388)
Willie was on earlier, so it could have been him. Looks like it was RoG, though.

yes it were me i didnt want passers by to see the thread title when i had IE minimized @ work ;_;

MLE Oct 19th, 2010 09:12 PM

Hahahahahaha - You can have yours as a zonbi as well if you want :> I like it!

Kitsa Oct 19th, 2010 09:24 PM

we can be a zombie avatar army

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2010 09:31 PM

I should be Tommy Wiseau this year. I wonder if anyone would get it.

Or maybe I'll get a president mask. Reagan, I think.

MrAdventure Oct 19th, 2010 11:01 PM

who is the jerk that made me think !!!! was here

Chojin Oct 20th, 2010 01:16 AM


kahljorn Oct 20th, 2010 07:09 AM

ill just take that picture of my face when everybody thought i looked all emaciated and that can be my zombie avatar

Zhukov Oct 20th, 2010 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 701386)
My dog just shit out a pair of knee highs. I was charmed that she thought to eat the set.

This deserves some :lol

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2010 03:39 PM

LOL MILHOUSE, I POKED YOU

Kitsa Oct 20th, 2010 05:26 PM

I just had an idea. I'm going to splash Ivory dish soap over my pumpkin and it can be an Ichi the Killer Jack o Lantern.

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2010 05:28 PM

eeeeeeew you sick creep

Esuohlim Oct 20th, 2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 701500)
LOL MILHOUSE, I POKED YOU

YEAH THAT WAS AWKWARD :(

Fathom Zero Oct 20th, 2010 05:40 PM

I knew it would be. It's just coz you won't let people post on yer wall thingie

Tadao Oct 20th, 2010 05:41 PM

He's scarded.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2010 05:46 PM

I've started an account on http://www.marktheday.com/

Hopefully it works in a way I want it to. I want to set up reminders to change water filters and clean under the fridge, spay bug spray around the perimeter. Stuff like that.

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 05:54 PM

I-Mockery Chat (!!!!)

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 701294)
how many of you have parents bugging you for grandchildren? does it ever end?

I've been instructed to have children so my parents get to name them. There was too many things wrong with that idea for me to disagree.


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