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Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 05:58 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 05:59 PM

Tadao is taunting me with his postcount. I'm here to suck on his e-peen.

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 701391)
You mean having a PEDOPHILIA DISCUSSION THREAD is a bad image for i-mock newcomers??

Oh come on, Rog. Only some of us were saying that it was rad. >:

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 701433)
yes it were me i didnt want passers by to see the thread title when i had IE minimized @ work ;_;

Then make the topic: FORECASTS FOR NEXT QUARTER

Tadao Oct 20th, 2010 06:06 PM

I knew that showing you my post count would get you to stop working and bring the sexy back.

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:08 PM

It seems I care a great deal about post counts. They are pretty important, guys. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:09 PM

[1000 posts of eek faces]

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:12 PM

The cowboy song thread has been on the same page for a year. :eek

Tadao Oct 20th, 2010 06:14 PM

Gus spoiled it. What a homo.

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotforDieter (Post 701446)
Name: Dieter
Age-Springs Like Chicken
job- Dance, German Body Expression
where are you at?- Immigration
how did you find out about this site? Interwebs
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Everything
why did you start posting- I am an attention whore.
Level of Educ.- University
hobbies- Wearing Black, Dance, Spandex, Expressing my inner Frankenstein
fav. music/band- Art of Noise
fav. book- Zombie Haiku
fav. movie- Cemetary Man
Fav. Video Game-Magical Drop 3
fav. food- Schnitzel like mama used to make.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Be eaten by a pack of wild monkeys.:rock
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like creative embellishments.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701447)
:rolleyes

..

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701529)
Gus spoiled it. What a homo.

If you read the thread, I think I've done just as bad things. Worse even. I am a crime.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2010 06:16 PM

If you can't stay in character, why bother being one?

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:16 PM

:eek


:edit

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701533)
If you can't stay in character, why bother being one?

Send me a picture of your dick and I'll give you more character than you can handle. :eek

Tadao Oct 20th, 2010 06:25 PM

You can always ask Asila for that.

Spoilers!

kahljorn Oct 20th, 2010 06:26 PM

fuck the cowboy song thread

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701536)
You can always ask Asila for that.

I did, she said it was too special and dear to her heart to share. :wank

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 701103)

:goth

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:47 PM

Is this place not flooded with Asspies any more? :confused

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:49 PM

It is just that there are only three mentions of Minecraft on the board (four now, I guess).

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:49 PM

It being Asspie catnip or some shit.

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:50 PM

I play the hell out of that game. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:52 PM

All the real gamers are all playing that New Vegas thing. :conspiracy

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:53 PM

So I was looking for some autistic dick to put in my mouth. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:53 PM

Tasty, tasty dick. :yum

Pub Lover Oct 20th, 2010 06:54 PM

:pagebrak

Shyandquietguy Oct 20th, 2010 07:29 PM

I have traits of aspergers and I need human touch.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2010 07:53 PM

I'm sure the real Asspies don't mention their illness, but yeah, we have a few who are asking for special attention.

MLE Oct 20th, 2010 08:04 PM

Yeah, look for the ones trying to be random with monkey ninjas and cheese.

MarioRPG Oct 20th, 2010 08:19 PM

I'm just saying... I'm loving the halloween avatars :halloween2

MLE Oct 20th, 2010 08:51 PM

I need to redo the sig. It has no blood.

kahljorn Oct 20th, 2010 10:46 PM

Some ZOMBIeS ARE NEAT FREAKS

MLE Oct 20th, 2010 11:03 PM

BLOOOOOOOD

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 01:38 AM

MLE, I am worried that your sig pic is hotter to me with the blood. :eek

Fathom Zero Oct 21st, 2010 01:43 AM

and exposed ribs. :p

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 02:10 AM

Fathom, thanks for noticing :>

Pub, It kind of worries me that it doesn't worry me.

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 03:43 AM

I'll just leave these here.







No stealing unless it has your name on it.

Tadao Oct 21st, 2010 03:50 AM

I need to prepare for Thanksgiving. I don't think it will be easy finding a TG Bun Bun.

Zhukov Oct 21st, 2010 04:04 AM

MLE you are amazing :)

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 04:09 AM

I know, right!

Zhukov Oct 21st, 2010 04:15 AM

I was trying to change my sig (unsuccessfully) into Dracula, but this is better.

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 04:19 AM

I'll see if I can do something for your sig :>

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 04:38 AM


Fathom Zero Oct 21st, 2010 05:09 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 05:10 AM

<3

Fathom Zero Oct 21st, 2010 05:11 AM

you's a doll

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 09:13 AM

Thank you, MLE! :)

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 09:13 AM

Sorry for being queer in my sleep. :x

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 09:16 AM

All fondling your bottom and sucking your cock with my inattention. :orgasm

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 09:21 AM

Juggling your balls by not responding. :yum

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 09:21 AM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2010 10:38 AM

:) @ MLE.

In other news, RIP Bob Guccione. We'll always have Caligula...first historical drama I've ever had to go into the porno room to rent.

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 10:56 AM

Did you delve deeply into historical drama porn after that? :eek

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 10:56 AM

Do you have a list? :eek

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 10:57 AM

Or maybe pics of you watching it? :orgasm

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 10:57 AM

...sans clothes? :wank

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2010 12:11 PM

I didn't know it was a documentary.

Dimnos Oct 21st, 2010 12:21 PM

There is a documentary of Kitsa watching Caligula?

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2010 12:25 PM

Caligula is everything that is wonderful about film and I love the hell out of it. And I didn't do any of your pansy internet stuff to get it, this was back in the day when you had to go to the video store and walk into the back room with the surreptitious wankers to get that big old clunky VHS.

Malcolm McDowell fisting a man on his honeymoon? Check.

Helen Mirren playing the biggest whore in Rome? Check.

A giant WALL OF DECAPITATION that never really existed but was an excellent idea nonetheless? Check.

Peter O'Toole supervising a swimming pool of naked young boys? Check.

I mean, this movie is so hardcore they found an actual woman in labor for the birth scene and filmed that. What's not to love?

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2010 12:25 PM

I would watch Kitsa watching it. Love the Lawn mower decap too.

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2010 12:27 PM

Now I want to review Caligula.

Dimnos Oct 21st, 2010 01:11 PM

Kitsa should do a series of MST3K style reviews of porn and porn like films.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2010 01:33 PM

FEMALIEN 2!!!

Also, Love the leaders face.

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 02:27 PM

I was the least happy with Pub's avatar to begin with, but now that I see the effect of post after post, I think it's the one I like best.

Ex Leper Oct 21st, 2010 02:35 PM

I was looking at the currently online thing at the bottom of the forum and I noticed a + sign next to my scree-name. I was wondering what that means?

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 02:43 PM

It means you friended yourself or something.

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2010 02:48 PM

that movie sucked, kitsa

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 02:54 PM

you sucked

Tadao Oct 21st, 2010 03:12 PM


liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2010 03:15 PM

i do suck but so did that movie ;(

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2010 03:41 PM

It's not for everyone, I guess. I'm fairly sure we don't have the same taste in film.

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2010 03:46 PM

i just thought it was boring. :/

Tadao Oct 21st, 2010 03:54 PM

too many little boys and not enough little girls eh?

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 03:54 PM

I'd like to see Danny & Kitsa review movies

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 03:54 PM

...naked. :orgasm

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 03:55 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701674)
too many little boys and not enough little girls eh?

As long as they're young and tight I don't see there being complaints. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowdancer21b (Post 701315)
That one was random

:tear

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 701645)
I was the least happy with Pub's avatar to begin with, but now that I see the effect of post after post, I think it's the one I like best.

I like the avatar a lot. :) :love :rock

Tadao Oct 21st, 2010 04:03 PM

I looks fabulous on you. :gay

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701681)
I looks fabulous on you. :gay

I bet you would. ;) :yum :eek

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2010 04:54 PM

I hope your image of a fantasy-friendly Kitsa holds well for you, because I assure you it's not the reality.

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 05:04 PM

You are underestimating the perversity of my fetishes. :(

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 05:05 PM


Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 05:07 PM

The picture... Well, it was unrelated when I opened the thread to post it. :x

Kitsa Oct 21st, 2010 06:21 PM

From today's Ask Prudence:

Dear Prudie,
I am a 30-year-old woman who has been dating a lovely man for three months. He's smart, funny, cute, and kind. I've felt so lucky to have found him. Here's the problem: We recently became intimate for the first time, and he is, unfortunately, very poorly endowed—so small that I did some Google searching and think he might have a micropenis. I believe that sex is crucial to a relationship, and the thought of having a (potentially lifelong) relationship without an active sex life scares me. When you can't feel anything during the act, that's a problem. I know that there are other options in the bedroom, but I get pleasure by doing it the old-fashioned way. I feel awful about this—it's obviously something that he can't help, and it slays me that the universe would be so unjust to such a wonderful person. I'm conflicted. I see a potential future with him in every other way, but how do I deal with this? Do women who marry very poorly endowed men end up regretting it? If I let him go, what should I tell him that won't absolutely crush him?
—A Little Problem
Dear Little,
Your wonderful guy was cruelly shafted, and it's sad to think that a relationship that seemed to have everything may be doomed because of a teeny-weeny problem. I once published a letter from a woman whose boyfriend had also gotten the short end of the stick—although perhaps not quite so drastically as yours—and in response I heard from several women who said they were initially very disappointed by their beloved's under-endowment and wondered whether it was a relationship killer. But they liked the guy so much that they stuck with it and said they eventually "adjusted" and came to find their sex lives fulfilling. The only way you can find out whether this can be true for you is to try again—but if the thought fills you with dread and despair, you pretty much have your answer as to whether you can continue this relationship. If you do give your intimacy another go, despite your love of "the old-fashioned way," this would be a good time to expand your repertoire. However, if each encounter leaves you feeling a void, then your frustration will ultimately kill the good parts of your relationship. If you let him go, you will be telling him the truth if you say he's one of the finest men you've ever known, but you two just don't have any chemistry in bed. And if that happens, I have a somewhat hopeful note for your man. I, too, Googled micropenis, and I had a shock of recognition when I saw the first image. There was a gentleman just like that at the nudist resort I recently wrote about. Every time I saw him, he was holding hands with his wife, who seemed blissfully happy to be with her little big man.
—Prudie

MLE Oct 21st, 2010 06:32 PM

lol

Dimnos Oct 21st, 2010 06:40 PM

:\

Pub Lover Oct 21st, 2010 06:45 PM

Close to home, Dimmy?

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 701691)
The picture... Well, it was unrelated when I opened the thread to post it. :x

:lol I just heard about that.

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 01:32 AM

:confused

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 01:33 AM


Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 01:33 AM

:picklehat

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 01:34 AM

Turtle Van! :eek

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:28 AM


The Leader Oct 22nd, 2010 09:28 AM

That is one of the greatest things that I have ever seen. It's definitely the greatest automobile I have ever seen.

Kitsa Oct 22nd, 2010 09:35 AM

I always notice the coolest stuff from this place when I have no money.

http://www.fright-rags.com/popcorn-p-298.html

Zhukov Oct 22nd, 2010 10:34 AM

My sig rules!

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 10:58 AM

And if it were to drool; it would drool blood, which rules. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 22nd, 2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 701732)
:confused

One of my co-workers said another ape went on a rampage and attacked some people a few minutes before you posted that.


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