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Chojin Apr 21st, 2011 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 718266)
I miss the Microsoft Image Viewer that let you see animated gifs. :(

srsly. wtf microsoft, did you have a tiff with compuserve or something

i've been using irfanview ever since they switched.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 21st, 2011 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 718258)
Ms. Paint would be fucking awesome.

Bill and Ted are time-travelers so likely they've already ruined it for themselves.

I thought that said Bill and Tadao are time travelers. I feel like we would get nothing accomplished except a time-loop 30 pack.

Kitsa Apr 21st, 2011 04:42 PM

always a possibility.

Tadao Apr 21st, 2011 09:28 PM

I would use my time travel to rape elx in a continuous loop.

The Leader Apr 22nd, 2011 04:01 PM

:lol

Tadao Apr 22nd, 2011 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 718346)
As my dad used to say, as funny as a rubber crutch.

I still laugh at The 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy. :posh

Colonel Flagg Apr 22nd, 2011 09:26 PM

Moi aussi.

MLE Apr 22nd, 2011 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 718255)
I read that as MS. Paint like :pac

mspaintadventures.com

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 23rd, 2011 03:20 PM

I gotta check it out when I get out from work.

Dimnos Apr 24th, 2011 05:59 PM

Have you gotten one of these yet 10k?


Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2011 02:51 AM

Happy Birthday, Jeanette.

Tadao Apr 25th, 2011 05:01 AM

:O Happy Birthday fellow furball lover!

Colonel Flagg Apr 25th, 2011 10:28 AM

HBDJX!

kahljorn Apr 25th, 2011 03:43 PM

I MICROWAVED MY JR BACON CHEESEBURGER TOO MUCH AND NOW MY WHOLE HOTEL ROOM SMELLS LIKE STINKY BACON

GUESS I SHOULDA POSTED THIS IN THE WHAT ARE YOU EATING THREAD

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 718393)
Have you gotten one of these yet 10k?



:lol:lol:lol I went to Virginia beach last year and was going to get one before we knew she was pregnant. For easter yesterday my dad got that shirt for me.

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2011 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 718348)
I still laugh at The 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy. :posh

'Cause shit is quality.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 718187)
Destiny, indeed. Time for another Australian murder spree.

Also, this

kahljorn Apr 25th, 2011 11:24 PM

what the hell happened to everyone who posted here?

is it cause sam stopped posting and all of his characters died as a result?

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2011 11:36 PM



ANGEL PLEASE DON'T GO

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2011 11:37 PM

the forums are dying the natural death of all internet forums

plus, site rarely gets updated with anything interesting or frequent

kahljorn Apr 25th, 2011 11:39 PM

yea I guess so. I dont think ive even read the site for like 5 years to be honest.

kahljorn Apr 25th, 2011 11:41 PM

is it bad to tell my ex that she looks fatter since i last saw her :lol

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2011 11:45 PM

I'd be sad if this place was gone because everyone else I know is a college square or an oxy dealer.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2011 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 718393)
Have you gotten one of these yet 10k?





Also, definitely tell her she added the pounds.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2011 03:59 AM


Tadao Apr 26th, 2011 04:01 AM

:pagebrak

kahljorn Apr 26th, 2011 04:25 AM

:lol i wish i could go for the low blow but I'm too much of a pussy

kahljorn Apr 26th, 2011 03:12 PM

i dont believe in pussy on pussy violence

Fathom Zero Apr 26th, 2011 03:19 PM

vaginal assault & battery

Tadao Apr 26th, 2011 04:17 PM

That sounds like a great porno.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 26th, 2011 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 718517)
vaginal assault & battery

Vaginal assault and vinegar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 718521)
That sounds like a great clean porno.


Grislygus Apr 26th, 2011 04:58 PM

FUCK ART

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS PHOTOREALISTIC, I SPENT A GODDAMN WEEK ON IT AND IT LOOKS LIKE I CRAPPED IT OUT IN TWO MINUTES




Grislygus Apr 26th, 2011 04:59 PM

LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD TOMATO

MLE Apr 26th, 2011 05:19 PM

repost in art shit and i'll tell you how to fix it

kahljorn Apr 26th, 2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 718525)
Vaginal assault and vinegar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
That sounds like a great new pornado chip

FELCHED

kahljorn Apr 26th, 2011 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 718526)
FUCK ART

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE THIS PHOTOREALISTIC, I SPENT A GODDAMN WEEK ON IT AND IT LOOKS LIKE I CRAPPED IT OUT IN TWO MINUTES

It sorta looks like one of those plastic apples you should just take a picture of a fake apple and pretend like you drew it to be ironic

Chojin Apr 26th, 2011 09:27 PM

why would you do photorealistic art with vectors

MarioRPG Apr 26th, 2011 10:13 PM

I wish I could art

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2011 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 718550)
I wish I could art


I wish you had said this 2 years ago so I could have stolen it for my gallery show.

captain516 Apr 26th, 2011 10:40 PM

I'm watching a movie and there's this guy in it who looks like future Bill
[IMG]

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 26th, 2011 10:49 PM

Oh shit. What movie is this? I want my future beard.

captain516 Apr 26th, 2011 10:53 PM

Einstein's Brain. It's pretty cool, actually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XMKUEZn1Cs

captain516 Apr 26th, 2011 10:53 PM

You show up in like the middle, so no rush.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 12:41 AM

Aww man, that's ridiculous. That's up there with that picture from the Britich curling team guy Tadao found of me.

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2011 12:43 AM

one time on that ducklips site i saw a girl that looks like me but slightly uglier

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 12:45 AM

whats ducklips?

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2011 12:50 AM

its a site that makes fun of people who make that ducklip face

http://antiduckface.com/

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 01:03 AM

The girl at the top of the page looks like you only slightly uglier.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 01:09 AM

Also, I'm so bored now I logged into twitter and upgraded AIM. :(

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 01:18 AM

Here play this and if you have OCD like me you'll procrastinate for dozens of hours on a game that's fun and I don't know why

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Tukk...-idle-the-game

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2011 01:20 AM

fuck when i saw that girl i thought the same thing, and that wasnt even the one i was talking about :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 718585)
Here play this and if you have OCD like me you'll procrastinate for dozens of hours on a game that's fun and I don't know why

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Tukk...-idle-the-game


Oh crap :( That is really addicting.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2011 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 718572)
Aww man, that's ridiculous. That's up there with that picture from the Britich curling team guy Tadao found of me.

Hahahha I totally forgot about that.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2011 02:26 AM

:Dylansnipples

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2011 02:44 AM

Man, I don't work well with group identities.

replicant Apr 27th, 2011 02:56 AM

Yawn...............

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 02:57 AM

I AGREE, FZ.

YAWN.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 03:09 AM

level 53 idle time :(

elx Apr 27th, 2011 03:12 AM

DUDES. YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUTUP. WE HAVE TO PRESERVE THE REST OF THIS PAGE FOR AWESOME POSTS ONLY.


WILLIE SHOULD BE HERE AND SO SHOULD PUB.

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 718611)
level 53 idle time :(

:(

I'm on level 242 right now with 216 achievements. It's like crack

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 718614)
DUDES. YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUTUP. WE HAVE TO PRESERVE THE REST OF THIS PAGE FOR AWESOME POSTS ONLY.


WILLIE SHOULD BE HERE AND SO SHOULD PUB.

WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PAGE? >:

:DYLANSNIPPLES

LordSappington Apr 27th, 2011 03:31 AM

I pretty much ruined any chance of sleeping well tonight after hearing a metal track that included audio of a Russian soldier getting beheaded with a knife. :(

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 03:37 AM

COOLSTORY BROO

REPLICANT: YAWN

executioneer Apr 27th, 2011 03:51 AM

on the page 3000 </falsetto>

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 718617)
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PAGE? >:

:DYLANSNIPPLES

Aww, did you save at all?

executioneer Apr 27th, 2011 04:17 AM

PLURAL NOUN
NOUN
ADJECTIVE

elx Apr 27th, 2011 04:18 AM

Is there nothing sacred to you people? >:

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 04:22 AM

JESUS FREAKS
POWDERED WIG
SAGGY

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2011 04:29 AM

does anybody else call their pubic hair a powdered wig?

i guess all of those words are applicable to my genital region

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 04:30 AM

Dingos
Liberty Bell
Buttsexy

executioneer Apr 27th, 2011 04:34 AM

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
NOUN

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 04:39 AM

GRANDMA'S COOKIES
FUCKABLE
UNDERWEAR

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 04:50 AM

bastards
grimy
bastard

executioneer Apr 27th, 2011 04:51 AM

ADJECTIVE
CELEBRITY

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 04:53 AM

BARELY 18
BEA ARTHUR

executioneer Apr 27th, 2011 05:09 AM

OKAY I GUESS THATS IT

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 05:13 AM

HOORAY

executioneer Apr 27th, 2011 05:14 AM

oh crap no i still need a
PLURAL NOUN
and a
NOUN

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 05:26 AM

PLURAL NOUNS
NOUN

or

CANKER SORES
ELECTRIC DRILL

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 05:26 AM

gaggle
gypsy

executioneer Apr 27th, 2011 05:27 AM

THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

Fourscore and seven years ago, our JESUS FREAKS brought forth on this

POWDERED WIG a BUTTSEXY nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the

proposition that all BASTARDS are created FUCKABLE. Now we are engaged in

a great civil war, testing whether that UNDERWEAR or any UNDERWEAR so

conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is rather for us to be here

dedicated to the BARELY 18 task remaining before us... that this nation,

under BEA ARTHUR, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government

of the CANKER SORES, by the CANKER SORES, for the CANKER SORES shall

not perish from the GYPSY.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2011 05:47 AM

:Dylansnipples

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 06:25 AM

Drinking with the internet then hearing the birds start chirping is never a good indication of getting anything done in the morning.

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2011 09:07 AM

A BUTTSEXY NATION

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2011 10:23 AM

:mynipples

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 27th, 2011 10:48 AM

What the fuck is up, it's gucci mane the G, dats titty boy no pity boy big scarcity no city boy, So icey So No nike boy but just gucci, louis, prada, excuse me gucci mane keep shittin on me why that boy keep buyin jewelry East Atlanta cockin hammas bandanas on car antenas no we do not talk to strangers, just cut off these niggaz fanguz Gucci's armed and dangerous cocaine, codeine, and angel dust, This AK-47 will hit chu errwhere from the ankle up Clips same size as Nia Long, Clips long as a pringles can 4.5. Desert Eagle on me You would think i'm a eagles fan Toni Braxton sniper rifle make you never breath again Fuck that nigga Kill that nigga bring him back kill him again.

IT'S GUCCI

I'm sorry.

Womti Apr 27th, 2011 10:52 AM

for bein a n-word?

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 718645)
THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

Fourscore and seven years ago, our JESUS FREAKS brought forth on this

POWDERED WIG a BUTTSEXY nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the

proposition that all BASTARDS are created FUCKABLE. Now we are engaged in

a great civil war, testing whether that UNDERWEAR or any UNDERWEAR so

conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is rather for us to be here

dedicated to the BARELY 18 task remaining before us... that this nation,

under BEA ARTHUR, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government

of the CANKER SORES, by the CANKER SORES, for the CANKER SORES shall

not perish from the GYPSY.


Zhukov Apr 27th, 2011 12:19 PM

Bam Bam. Two people banned. Just like that.

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2011 10:34 PM

delicious twinks

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2011 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 718686)
delicious twinks


:lol Are you talking about the spam post in the music thread? Cuz I was.

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2011 11:11 PM

Naw, it's just the voice of my subconscious.

executioneer Apr 28th, 2011 01:54 AM

PLURAL NOUN
ADVERB

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2011 02:03 AM

VOLVOS OF DESPAIR
CUNTILY

Otto Apr 28th, 2011 02:37 AM

FAG BUMPERS
VOMITATIOUSLY

executioneer Apr 28th, 2011 02:39 AM

VERB
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
PART OF THE BODY

Otto Apr 28th, 2011 02:40 AM

POOPING
BOOTS
HEART VALVE

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2011 02:59 AM

PLOW
CODPIECE
SPHINCTER

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2011 03:08 AM

SCHEME
MERKIN
DUODENUM

executioneer Apr 28th, 2011 03:12 AM

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2011 03:13 AM

SWARTHY
8-BALL
BRUCE JENNERS


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