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Tadao May 5th, 2011 12:36 PM

I would rack up so much credit debt on a cocaine card.

Tadao May 5th, 2011 12:40 PM

Pram Maven
Private Messaging @ 08:27 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Seven Force May 5th, 2011 12:52 PM

Oh that asshole is still here? :mad :irony

Tadao May 5th, 2011 01:04 PM

He's pissed that if you google pram maven his negative thread about him was #2 and he threatened legal action if it wasn't removed. So Chojin put it in back ups and some of us have our sigs linked to said thread to keep it at #1.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2011 03:40 PM

Tadao, you should get him a Dodgers baseball cap.

Tadao May 5th, 2011 03:57 PM

Which kind, the one were I put my steel toe boot ino his face and he goes into a coma?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2011 04:08 PM

:0

I meant because he was from new york and also moved to los angeles. Maybe get him a Dodgers back of the head hat.

Tadao May 5th, 2011 05:13 PM

Oh, I thought you were talking about Pram Maven.

:eek

MarioRPG May 5th, 2011 05:38 PM

Yeah, that connection wasn't very clear to begin with.

Kitsa May 5th, 2011 05:45 PM

Give him Pram Maven. Dressed like the Gimp, maybe.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2011 07:02 PM

:lol My bad. I was a page behind. I saw Prom Maven came back again....threatening legal action. I know a good lawyer if he files suit.


Pentegarn May 5th, 2011 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 719362)
Oh, I thought you were talking about Pram Maven.

:eek

No, get him a Giants cap.

Then Dodgers fans will beat him into a coma

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2011 07:43 PM

:lol Good luck finding that guy. The sketch looks like they just used a hispanic face template.

Tadao May 5th, 2011 08:54 PM

That's what little S.F. fag holes get for wearing a Giants Jersey to opening day in L.A.

Pentegarn May 5th, 2011 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 719383)
:lol Good luck finding that guy. The sketch looks like they just used a hispanic face template.

That was my exact thoughts when I saw that sketch

Babs May 5th, 2011 11:15 PM

Today was a big day for me. I took a shit at my works public restroom.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2011 11:40 PM

That's my favorite part of getting work is shitting on the clock.

edit: fixed

Seven Force May 5th, 2011 11:52 PM

I bet you fucking ruin whatever toilet you use babs

MLE May 5th, 2011 11:57 PM

Actually, I'm the one that put it in thread backups and PMed him to let him know we acquiesced to his request. Choj is the one that made it public on the forum.

Seven Force May 5th, 2011 11:58 PM

Sorry I missed it. That must have been fun.

Tadao May 5th, 2011 11:58 PM

Oh, well then fuck Eric.

MLE May 6th, 2011 12:00 AM

Nah, s'alright. I'm the one that made sure he didn't have an edit button so that when he inevitably did dumber and dumber things in a vain attempt to get his stuff deleted, it would be written in stone for all posterity.

Chojin May 6th, 2011 12:08 AM

from my pm box!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
Subject: Legal options

Hey Chojin, this has gone far enough.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...1g-v7&aql=&oq=

My brand a a professional entertainer is suffering, here. If I have to, I will sue i-mockery.com for libel. I've talked to a cop, and he thought there was enough evidence for a civil case.

Trash-talking someone on a messageboard is one thing, but ruining an innocent person's livelihood is something else. SO IS INTERCEPTING ANY ATTEMPT TO PREVENT IT. That's not a line I would ever cross, myself.

As you can see, Cjadthenord was not above it:

In defense of i-mockery, all you did was prevent me from removing information that hurt my reputation, and then banned me when I complained.

He went so far as to create a myspace page about it:

http://www.myspace.com/564256546

Either way, none of you are safe from the legal justice system and all of this has been documented and will be used as evidence against you. If both sites are not swiftly removed, I will take all parties concerned to civil court for damages.


-Don

My official response:

eat a dick

-Chojin, accredited internet lawyer

MLE May 6th, 2011 12:09 AM

It's not libel if he's the one that posted his idiocy of his own free will to begin with, but facts aren't going to get in the way of JUSTICE now will it.

MLE May 6th, 2011 12:11 AM

Also, in his attempt to get attention over this, he's broken a few rules and guidelines too.

Chojin May 6th, 2011 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
Subject: Legal options

Hey Chojin, this has gone far enough.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...1g-v7&aql=&oq=

My brand a a professional entertainer is suffering, here. If I have to, I will sue i-mockery.com for libel. I've talked to a cop, and he thought there was enough evidence for a civil case.

Trash-talking someone on a messageboard is one thing, but ruining an innocent person's livelihood is something else. SO IS INTERCEPTING ANY ATTEMPT TO PREVENT IT. That's not a line I would ever cross, myself.

As you can see, Cjadthenord was not above it:

In defense of i-mockery, all you did was prevent me from removing information that hurt my reputation, and then banned me when I complained.

He went so far as to create a myspace page about it:

http://www.myspace.com/564256546

Either way, none of you are safe from the legal justice system and all of this has been documented and will be used as evidence against you. If both sites are not swiftly removed, I will take all parties concerned to civil court for damages.


-Don

PR4M 1 D1D NOT R34L1Z3 YOU H4D SUCH 4 P4SS1ON FOR L4W 3NFORC3M3NT

1 MUST S4Y TH1S SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT 1S COM1NG D4NG3ROUSLY CLOS3 TO G1V1NG M3 4 C4S3 OF TH3 V4PORS >:O

Seven Force May 6th, 2011 12:13 AM

More like spam maven

Seven Force May 6th, 2011 12:14 AM

holy shit i didnt know he posted today :lol

what a dumb asshole

MLE May 6th, 2011 12:15 AM

You haven't missed it all! Stick around for our exciting conclusion after this important message!

Chojin May 6th, 2011 12:16 AM



OH SHIT
RUN YOU GUYS

10,000 Volt Ghost May 6th, 2011 12:32 AM

: lol

MLE May 6th, 2011 12:33 AM

Also, he's too busy constantly reloading his new complainy thread to notice that we're talking about him here. But he's not obsessed.

Tadao May 6th, 2011 01:15 AM

:danny'snipples

MLE May 6th, 2011 01:16 AM

I didn't think we had Danny's nipples! Only Dylans!

Grislygus May 6th, 2011 01:17 AM

oh my fucking God, how is he not over this


NOBODY'S that stupid and lifeless, it's impossible.

Tadao May 6th, 2011 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 719467)
I didn't think we had Danny's nipples! Only Dylans!

Whenever I think of young boy nipples Danny's name is foremost on my mind.

MLE May 6th, 2011 01:48 AM

hahahahahahahahah

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 01:52 AM

DON'T THEY ALWAYS

Chojin May 6th, 2011 02:31 AM

i have never understood why people with diagnosed and accepted mental disorders don't just take other peoples' word for it when they're called stupid

i mean if i knew i was retarded and someone was like "hey you're being retarded right now," i'd be like

"yeah, that sounds about right"
"guess i'll stop that"

MLE May 6th, 2011 02:33 AM

It's a shame he won't look in any thread but his own for this valuable feedback.

MLE May 6th, 2011 02:34 AM

THAT BEING SAID it's time for bed now. What a happy ending.

Seven Force May 6th, 2011 02:35 AM

I'd like to think the mentally ill can't tell they're being retarded because they're mentally ill, otherwise we wouldn't be having this problem

Chojin May 6th, 2011 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 719503)
I'd like to think the mentally ill can't tell they're being retarded because they're mentally ill, otherwise we wouldn't be having this problem

well yeah but if someone knows they're mentally ill and someone else clues them in on their current behavior

idk, why wouldn't you just assume they're correct

to bring this example full circle

"i have been diagnosed with the ass pies and i am upset about this internet forum thread"
"that is stupid and you are stupid"
"preposterous"

whyyyyy wouldn't you be like "WOAH TIME OUT WAIT AFTER ALL I AM SOCIALLY RETARDED, PERHAPS THIS PERSON WHO ISN'T RETARDED IS CORRECT"

these are the mysteries that keep me up at night

MLE May 6th, 2011 02:37 AM

Oh

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 02:49 AM

I can't remember brushing my teeth today, yesterday, or the day before. I taste blood.

executioneer May 6th, 2011 02:59 AM

man i knew making that myspace would pay off

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 717307)
'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here ...'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 717356)
I think Pub should have something to say about that. :eek

That T should show us his dick? :eek

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 717505)
Try to remeber though, when a person is acting like a little homosexual, I will useally call them gay.

Asking to see dicks isn't gay, apparently. :eek

Tadao May 6th, 2011 05:17 AM


Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 717513)
oh man, I hope you guys start updating your respective loveline threads again, that stuff is so funny :(

My loveline thread is up to date through to 2052. :eek

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:17 AM

Fucking balls in a fucking blender Christ. >:

Tadao May 6th, 2011 05:17 AM

JINX

Tadao May 6th, 2011 05:18 AM

now show me your nipples.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 719532)

I was pissed off for being bumped to a broken Brak until I saw what did it. :love

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 717877)
and when in the fuck did my internet self become Pub Lover-lite, exactly

I whisper in your ear as you sleep. :eek

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 717884)

:)

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 719421)
PR4M 1 D1D NOT R34L1Z3 YOU H4D SUCH 4 P4SS1ON FOR L4W 3NFORC3M3NT

1 MUST S4Y TH1S SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT 1S COM1NG D4NG3ROUSLY CLOS3 TO G1V1NG M3 4 C4S3 OF TH3 V4PORS >:O

:lol <3

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 08:11 AM

Does he do business under the name of Pram Maven? :confused:

Edit: nm I guess he does.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 08:48 AM

It is his band/musical name, I think. I don't see why he thinks it is any good.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 718220)
Go ahead and photoshop that onto some hairy-pitted creature, Pub.

If I recall correctly; I put your head into pictures of Miss Elx & Miley Cyrus. Hardly hairy-pitted creatures. If anything I am assuring those two ladies are free from being hassled by Liquid Statik. Danny doesn't share my fondness for plump redheads, sadly.

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 08:50 AM

I don't think there was ever any danger of Danny being into me. And it was into a picture of Miley, but I was not Miley.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 08:50 AM

I-Mockery Chat (MADLIBS GOOOOO)

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 08:54 AM

I thought he said he was an animator or some shit.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 09:29 AM

I'm sure he thinks he is all sorts of things.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 719548)
I don't think there was ever any danger of Danny being into me.

Yes, but I imagine you don't want him hanging around outside your house either. :eek


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 719548)
And it was into a picture of Miley, but I was not Miley.


Spoilers!

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 09:30 AM

SETH! :D

Wait.

And that makes you look like an attempted murderer I know.

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 10:16 AM

Ok, well, you've given me a lot to work with there, but due to time constraints I had to limit it to a few things randomly grabbed from places like faceinhole. So how bout I do this...I will PM you with a small assortment I did quickly (and did not bother to touch up), and you can choose what you want people to think I think of you.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 10:34 AM

A very impressive set of pictures. :lol

I am thoroughly shamed. :eek

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 10:38 AM

There are seven total. Or maybe eight. I was just grabbing subjects at random, so don't be too flattered or offended either way.

Tadao May 6th, 2011 12:36 PM

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE THE PICTURES KITSA/OBAMA!

Grislygus May 6th, 2011 01:25 PM

KITSABAMA

elx May 6th, 2011 01:36 PM

oooobbla :(

Tadao May 6th, 2011 01:52 PM

I'd like to think you had a cock in your mouth while trying to say Obama.

Esuohlim May 6th, 2011 02:12 PM

PUB I AM SO PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T TRYING TO EAT YOUR BEARD ANYMORE

elx May 6th, 2011 02:13 PM



:(

Tadao May 6th, 2011 02:14 PM


Tadao May 6th, 2011 02:14 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 02:15 PM

I wanted to wait until I was up to date on the thread before I waved my Go Zhukov pennant but Pentegarn just mentioned the Nazis a third time. I would reply in the thread and even be on topic with my comments but I just know I would be too tempted to overuse words like myopic, provincial, remedial and ludicrous. Plus my logical fallacy meter clocked & I don't want it to break.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 719589)
PUB I AM SO PROUD THAT YOU AREN'T TRYING TO EAT YOUR BEARD ANYMORE

Willie was the beard eater. I'm the one that indicated insanity by tugging it out hair by hair.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 02:18 PM

What a could follow up post to prove my opinion is worthless. :eek

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 02:19 PM

Could or good? Yay. :sinkhole

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 719570)
WE HAVE A RIGHT TO SEE THE PICTURES KITSA/OBAMA!


I gave them to Pub; they're his to do with as he pleases.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 719578)
We need some special board for all the butthurt Aspies to loiter in, talking about their figurines and why it's everyone else's loss for not liking them and they totally made out with their super hot cousin at that lake last Summer

We have that already. It is this thread.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 719597)
I gave them to Pub; they're his to do with as he pleases.

As there is a moratorium on nipples in this thread and I normally put my chops behind a spoiler anyway; lets just call them all NSFW.

Tadao May 6th, 2011 02:44 PM

I like baby. :(

Also Pub's face by it's self is very Flight of the Concords. Do all white NZ people like that look?

MLE May 6th, 2011 02:44 PM

I love the last one.

kahljorn May 6th, 2011 03:53 PM

arg just found out the paper for one of my classes was supposed to be 2000 words minimum and i thought it was 1500 words minimum :( it came out to about 1700 words.

guess there goes my A and maybe even a B for that class :( fuck i might as well just ask for an incomplete

Tadao May 6th, 2011 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 716485)
some students renting out equipment from me just got an eyeful of fathom's hairless, elfen figure

i'm gonna start banning for it unless people start mspainting clothes on him

All I can see is Eric being all "Hey! This is the cool website that I MOD. I'm big shit here."

:youngboywithfrownyfacenipples

:(

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 04:17 PM

It's funny how bad they look because I didn't even bother to mess with hue and saturation. If I try, I can get it fairly close. I was literally cranking out one every, like, 30 seconds, and it shows.

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 04:19 PM

I just took my first swim of the season and holy jeebus was that water cold. Now I'm still cold, even in sweats.

Tadao May 6th, 2011 04:32 PM

I like photochops better when they look horrible.

elx May 6th, 2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 719606)
arg just found out the paper for one of my classes was supposed to be 2000 words minimum and i thought it was 1500 words minimum :( it came out to about 1700 words.

guess there goes my A and maybe even a B for that class :( fuck i might as well just ask for an incomplete

I also just got a B and I've been depressed all day because of it :( I made brownies if you want some and we can hug it out too :(

Pub Lover May 6th, 2011 05:03 PM

It must be nice to have such high standards. :( Hugs must be nice too. :( :(

Tadao May 6th, 2011 05:28 PM

I'd rather rub it out ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost May 6th, 2011 05:35 PM

instead of b-rownies you need to make a+wnies next time elx. After typing that it sounds bad but I mean it in a good motivational way. Also, can I have some?

elx May 6th, 2011 05:45 PM

no you guys only get F-rownies :(

kahljorn May 6th, 2011 05:50 PM

Quote:

I also just got a B and I've been depressed all day because of it :( I made brownies if you want some and we can hug it out too :(
ok :(

Im so disappointed in myself. Now I have to try to find somewhere down here to retake it cause im trying to graduate summa cum loudly

10,000 Volt Ghost May 6th, 2011 05:53 PM

:(............................:(
Spoilers!


Frownies indeed.

Esuohlim May 6th, 2011 06:10 PM

dude :(

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 06:18 PM

I'm just looking to graduate. WOO LOW EXPECTATIONS. Feels pretty good, bro.

elx May 6th, 2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 719622)
dude :(

bug off of our frownies milhouse :( they are reserved for those of us that are not graduating next week with two degrees :( you are now banned from this area and you're not allowed back until the rest of us are done consoling eachother :(

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 06:58 PM

That picture they used of you in the page brak, elx, contains a book that looks very much like a poetry text that I had in second year French lit. Is it?


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