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Tadao May 6th, 2011 07:16 PM

:NIPPLES

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2011 07:53 PM

mynipples

Pentegarn May 6th, 2011 08:21 PM

I am more concerned that that picture is clearly taken in a public restroom, what an odd place to take a photo of yourself

elx May 6th, 2011 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 719630)
That picture they used of you in the page brak, elx, contains a book that looks very much like a poetry text that I had in second year French lit. Is it?

nah, one is agrarianism and the other is psychology

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 719644)
I am more concerned that that picture is clearly taken in a public restroom, what an odd place to take a photo of yourself

maybe. but it is a fantastic place to take pictures of other people. especially when they aren't looking, that's how you get the most beautifully natural photos, if you know what I mean.

elx May 6th, 2011 09:26 PM

dylan's was banned?

Grislygus May 6th, 2011 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 719628)
bug off of our frownies milhouse :( they are reserved for those of us that are not graduating next week with two degrees :( you are now banned from this area and you're not allowed back until the rest of us are done consoling eachother :(

I WANT TO BE CONSOLED :( I NEED SAD BROWNIES TOO :( EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T SUCK AT THE COLLEGE IS BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT DRAWING:( AND ANOTHER HIGH- PAYING ILLUSTRATION JOB JUST FELL THROUGH AND I'LL NEVER MAKE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, NOT EVER AND I'M THOROUGHLY ENJOYING MY SELF PITY AND AM IRRITATED THAT I HAVE TO KEEP HIDING IT AND PRETENDING EVERYTHING'S AWESOME BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T STOP INVITING ME TO THINGS AND I LIKE BOTH PEOPLE AND THINGS SO I JUST CAN'T RESIST I WANT FROWNIE BROWNIES


ALTERNATIVELY YOU COULD DISTRACT ME FROM THE BROWNIES WITH A FROWNIE BOTTLE OF GLENLIVET AND I COULD DRINK MYSELF SAPPY WHILE YOU GOT YOUR HUG TIME WITH FATHOM.

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 10:12 PM

My kid told her first real lie today :(

THE FIRST OF MANY I'M SURE :(

Tadao May 6th, 2011 10:36 PM

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU MOM, I LEARNED IT FROM YOU! :tear

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 10:45 PM

:(

captain516 May 6th, 2011 11:16 PM

I was at the library on tuesday and this baby girl kept saying "fuck yeah" over and over. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 11:34 PM

yeah, my kid debuted "shit" at a pediatrician's appointment. I don't know where she got it, I barely ever say shit. If she said fuck I'd understand.

Guitar Woman May 6th, 2011 11:37 PM

If she's bullshitting you, doesn't it mean she's thinking independently?

Unless you wanted a miniature Igor.

Seven Force May 6th, 2011 11:40 PM

MI GUSTA ESPANOL MOM

Kitsa May 6th, 2011 11:58 PM

I'm pleased that she's developed the mental processes with which to lie, it just marks an increase in difficulty for me.

MLE May 7th, 2011 12:05 AM

The earlier a child lies, the smarter they tend to be

Kitsa May 7th, 2011 12:10 AM

We can hope.

Fathom Zero May 7th, 2011 12:12 AM

I don't want hugs. WTF is this shit?

Tadao May 7th, 2011 12:13 AM

Boner hugs ;)

Fathom Zero May 7th, 2011 12:14 AM

Even more fuck that.

Fathom Zero May 7th, 2011 12:18 AM

Because college.

executioneer May 7th, 2011 01:26 AM

college boner hugs... are not good?

kahljorn May 7th, 2011 02:01 AM

i think im just gonna not go to my final for that class lol

FIVE YEARS OF WORK RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seven Force May 7th, 2011 02:04 AM

I'm not going to finish taking my post-op hormone treatment

THERE GOES FIVE FUCKING YEARS

10,000 Volt Ghost May 7th, 2011 03:05 AM

You should prob take the treatment. I thought you were a chick anyway.

Pub Lover May 7th, 2011 03:11 AM

:pagebrak

Chojin May 7th, 2011 04:30 AM

i can't tell if 7force is mockign kahl or being serious, judging from the last pic i saw of him

Seven Force May 7th, 2011 10:08 AM

Oh, that wasn't a jab a Kahl, my bad

Seven Force May 7th, 2011 10:14 AM

I haven't seen his pic yet, it's been a while since I've been on here

Pub Lover May 7th, 2011 10:42 AM

I thought Choj was saying you looked like a lady, Hoss. :eek

Seven Force May 7th, 2011 10:43 AM

No, I look like a kid :P

Grislygus May 7th, 2011 11:46 AM

A kid lady

Pub Lover May 7th, 2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 719756)
I mean, if it was a homeless person on the street I would have been all like "oh, uh, yeah. Sure. Whatever". But this was God Himself, so it was pretty awkward. I just kind of shuffled my feet silently.


Pub Lover May 7th, 2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 719770)
I now officially declare this thread "Chat Thread 2.0"

All of the chat; none of the Pub.

Seven Force May 7th, 2011 01:05 PM

That's no good

kahljorn May 7th, 2011 01:38 PM

i think the only thign i hate about this class is that the teacher never replies to e-mails or does so begrudgingly. I'm like, HEY I WROTE 1500 ON ACCIDENT and he'll prolly never write me back so i wont know if i should bother showing up for the final :(

10,000 Volt Ghost May 7th, 2011 02:51 PM

You should tell him that you ended up editing 250 - 500 words out of it to get it closer to the 1500 you thought it was.

kahljorn May 7th, 2011 03:15 PM

yea i tried that and then i sent in some extra words but he hasn't replied. he's kind of a hardass when it comes to grading though so I dunno.

Tadao May 7th, 2011 03:27 PM

It's all that bitches fault. Distracting you while you are trying to educate yourself. I think she harassed you into dropping this course. I bet she fed you drugs. :(

Fathom Zero May 7th, 2011 03:27 PM

MUSIC FIGHT















and the pièce de résistance


kahljorn May 7th, 2011 03:43 PM

Quote:

It's all that bitches fault. Distracting you while you are trying to educate yourself. I think she harassed you into dropping this course. I bet she fed you drugs. :(
:lol i thought of blaming her but i guess i shouldve checked the syllabus even though my copy of the syllabus was in the apartment she kicked me out of :O but i found out the other day (THE DAY I TURNED IT IN) there was one on his website so i guess i shouldve checked that.
oh well whatever :(

10,000 Volt Ghost May 7th, 2011 03:55 PM

You should send in the email that you sent her as the missing words.

Tadao May 7th, 2011 04:06 PM

:lol

kahljorn May 7th, 2011 05:40 PM

:lol
i think that its way over 2000 words :O :O haha

that's part of the reason i haven't posted it yet cause its kinda pathetic. but still its funny.

Seven Force May 7th, 2011 05:42 PM

Maybe she's really busy?

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2011 03:44 AM

I don't feel like making fun of people anymore. Have I gone soft?!

kahljorn May 8th, 2011 03:57 AM

youve gone bored

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2011 04:15 AM

That's probably more likely. I'm off to Virginia Beach, guys!

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 09:19 AM

Virginia Beach is one of the last places in the world I'd want to be right now :(

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2011 09:35 AM

Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 09:35 AM

:pagebrak

Chojin May 8th, 2011 09:36 AM

sometimes i log into the admin panel just to see who's using ibapery

kitsa is. that makes her awwwwright.

pram maven is now too, whether he likes it or not

HickMan May 8th, 2011 09:57 AM

Hey guys! Afghanistan sucks!

More to follow

elx May 8th, 2011 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 719874)
Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?

hm, maybe because Virginia Beach is home to the Navy Seals. or, because it's located in Hampton Roads, which is the region with the largest concentration of military personnel/bases in the world, particularly the Navy. Also there's NASA right down the street from one of the largest ports. So If I were one of those terrorists looking to get revenge then I'd totally blow you up right now.

edit: "Come to VB, town of terrorist killers!" :)

Tadao May 8th, 2011 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 719879)
Hey guys! Afghanistan sucks!

More to follow

Hey dude! You're in the wrong country!

LordSappington May 8th, 2011 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 719876)
pram maven is now too, whether he likes it or not

:lol

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 02:45 PM

I am extremely white (and I just bought a pump-jug of sunscreen today, which was the funniest and most appropriate thing I've purchased for myself in awhile), but yes, elx was correct, the SEAL team that got bin Laden is based there, and it's all over the news how anonymously they blend into Va Beach society and how you'll never know who did it.

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 719876)
sometimes i log into the admin panel just to see who's using ibapery

kitsa is. that makes her awwwwright.

pram maven is now too, whether he likes it or not

I can tell right away if I'm logged in or not.

elx May 8th, 2011 03:14 PM

happy mommy's day!

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2011 03:39 PM

If I am nuked on Virginia Beach, I bequeath to Kitsa my Russian cameras and blotter art, my extensive vinyl collection to Mattjack, and my comics, graphic novels, books, DVDs, and video games to the forum FFA pile.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 719917)
as the one person on your side here you should listen to me and go away now:(

..

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:19 PM

I always feel bad when the Aspies unwittingly make fools of themselves. :(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:19 PM

Hits close to home, y'know? :(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:20 PM

He is now bragging about all the girlfriends he has totally had. :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:21 PM

I bet they live in Canada. :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:22 PM

I wonder if his Canadian girlfriends are friends with all my Canadian girlfriends that I totally hat. :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:22 PM

I hat them so hard, you guys. :eek

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2011 04:22 PM

And my massive hetero and homosexual porn collection to Pub Lover.

Pentegarn May 8th, 2011 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 719956)
He is now bragging about all the girlfriends he has totally had. :eek

The first rule of how much pussy you have had is if you have to brag about it on an internet forum, you are probably referring to cats :posh

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:23 PM

:(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReallySweetName (Post 719879)
Hey guys! Afghanistan sucks!

More to follow

I'm glad to see you're following the order to not die. :)

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 719978)
...you are likely going to end up wasted on meth in a couple years.

I hope he is still posting here when he does. We'll need to replace Tadao at some point.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 719978)
Honestly, how delusional are you anyway?

I happen to be very delusional. :(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:45 PM

Grr. Curse my White Knighting. I'll leave Pram to you guys. >: >: >:

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:46 PM

:eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:46 PM

:eek.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:47 PM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost May 8th, 2011 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 719960)
I wonder if his Canadian girlfriends are friends with all my Canadian girlfriends that I totally hat. :eek

I bet you two are eskimo brothers.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:51 PM

I had to look that up. :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:52 PM

I would assume that imaginary girlfriends are all virgins. :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:53 PM

Much in the same way as real girlfriends are virgins only in their imaginations. :x

Pub Lover May 8th, 2011 04:54 PM

That video Chojin posted left me creeped out and seemingly more misogynistic. :x

10,000 Volt Ghost May 8th, 2011 04:57 PM

:lol I've made sure all the girlfriends i've had were not butt virgins.

Pentegarn May 8th, 2011 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 719980)
I happen to be very delusional. :(

The difference is (though why you are pretending to see yourself in Pram I cannot guess, unless you are doing some pretty funny schtick, in which case good piece of business if you are) you are entertaining while Pram is just scary and given to delusions of adequacy

captain516 May 8th, 2011 05:35 PM

Pub is scarry too

MLE May 8th, 2011 05:45 PM

But at least pub is cute!

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 07:26 PM

: pubbabypic

Coldcache May 8th, 2011 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 719874)
Is there some sort of natural disaster/black people there that I don't know about because I don't watch the news or is it because you're extremely white?

that's some pot calling the kettle BLACK dylan :lol man I am fantastic

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 07:33 PM

I just scared the hell out of a kid selling candy. :D

I bought two candybars, though. I'm not Satan.

elx May 8th, 2011 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 719946)
If I am nuked on Virginia Beach

oh, nukes..? :( well in that case you should probably know that there's a ban on underground structures in Hampton Roads. there are no basements/cellars/shelters there. so you'll be vaporized. I guess you could try escaping by following the emergency evacuation routes, just locate the blue logos and head towards them. but choose wisely, cause once you're on them you can't turn around, and they usually keep them blockaded during the hurricane off season, so if they don't open the passes in time you'll be trapped... :(

also there are dozens of unmarked facilities and weapon development centers there. they have camouflaged security, and they will shoot you if you mistakingly enter. (like those dead drunken VMI students on spring break :( ) oh and are you taking a plane? I hear that terrorists dress casually and they could be anyone at all, like the people sitting right beside you. and they are probably the ones that look the least suspicious.

oh and did you see that movie saving private ryan? I hear the movie was an international success. It was soooo cool how thousands of soldiers simultaneously emerged from the ocean and stormed onto all of those beaches out of nowhere and completely destroyed everything instantly.

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2011 07:45 PM

Cool story, bro. And I don't think I'll care after I'm dead.

elx May 8th, 2011 07:57 PM

who said anything about death? you'd more than likely end up a survivor. you would lack skin, your bones would melt, your flesh would char off, but even if that happens your organs won't fall out, so you won't die. this is because whatever is left of your blood will turn to jelly and protect them. you'd be totally conscious too, feeling everything but unable to move anything. then you'd spend five years living in a hospital for your skin to grow out and your body to recover, and then you'd get out and develop numerous cancers and diseases and then turn around and go right back to the hospital and then that's when you'd die.

Pentegarn May 8th, 2011 08:07 PM

Not all your organs elx, if his flesh chars off he has lost the largest organ in his body, his skin

:science

Kitsa May 8th, 2011 08:31 PM

Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

Grislygus May 8th, 2011 09:28 PM

MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

HickMan May 8th, 2011 10:58 PM

So the day Osama died a whole bunch of people went onto my facebook and wrote stuff like 'thank you so much' and 'your rock!' and 'great job' like they knew that I did it myself. I know this is sort of political but I never post in the politics board. I just thought it was kind of funny that everyone congratulated me on a job well-done on single handedly winning the war on terror.

Any time guys :picklehat

10,000 Volt Ghost May 8th, 2011 11:10 PM

High five job h-man.

and a thank you for doing army stuff on the regular too.

HickMan May 8th, 2011 11:16 PM

I missed I-Mockery. For the longest time I was stationed somewhere with a web filter on i-mock, then I was in a place with no internet at all. (I also had to shit in a hole in the ground) Now I'm visiting here and I found out I can get on! But I'm leaving in about a half-hour. I will keep you guys updated while I can!

<3 HickMan

Pentegarn May 8th, 2011 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 720105)
Speaking of diseases, someone stuck me with a straight pin at a flea market today. It was a teenage girl handing me one from the factory paper to pin on a Mother's Day corsage, but still, flea market. I'm now taking bets on what horrific disease I'll develop.

My money is on the bends

Seven Force May 9th, 2011 12:27 AM

Oh shit it's Hickman :eek Hope you're doing ok over there!

MLE May 9th, 2011 01:46 AM

We miss you HickMan! <3

Esuohlim May 9th, 2011 02:03 AM

I graduated today! :noonecares

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720110)
MILHORSE, what do you think of the new anti-idle update?

Dude I didn't like it at first because everything was so different that it was overwhelming, but now I think it's totally rad and I haven't really found anything that's worse than the old version


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