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Tadao May 11th, 2011 03:03 AM

:nipples

Tadao May 11th, 2011 03:06 AM

big ones

Pub Lover May 11th, 2011 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 720646)


I <3 Skin

I also <3 Skin.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2011 03:13 AM

But!

Pub Lover May 11th, 2011 03:15 AM

I <3 Re.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720354)


<3


Kitsa May 11th, 2011 04:17 AM

Re and my sister in law look so alike that at times I have to do a double-take.

Incidentally, it isn't an insult.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 720794)
Leave the discussion of your views up to more intelligent people, for your own good.

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2...is-killed.html

Pub Lover May 11th, 2011 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 720761)
Re and my sister in law look so alike that at times I have to do a double-take.

Is she single? :eek

Wait, is she one of the ones fighting on Facebook? :x

Kitsa May 11th, 2011 03:34 PM

No, and no.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2011 03:41 PM

Curses and yay. :eek :x

executioneer May 11th, 2011 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 719230)
I guessed it was womti as soon as I saw it. The thing is, you can't tell if it's wompti cause he is homeless. He has an ever changing I.P.

i don't want to bump the orig. thread but you can still tell what part of the country/world it is by the IP, and spaghetti wasn't anywhere near where womti usually posts from and has posted from basically every single time

Grislygus May 11th, 2011 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 720544)
Apparently not so great at syntax. "Slander" is verbal. In print, it's "Libel". :JJJ

This has been explained to him fifty goddamned times

kahljorn May 11th, 2011 07:43 PM

i didn't have to take the final in one of my classes because I aced the other exams :O :O

wish he would've told me that though so I could've spent my time studying for my other class

Pentegarn May 11th, 2011 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 720761)
my sister in law

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720798)
Is she single? :eek

How did this question happen? :confused: :lol

Esuohlim May 11th, 2011 09:47 PM

Husband's sister. COME ON PENTEGARN LOOK ALIVE

Colonel Flagg May 11th, 2011 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720814)
This has been explained to him fifty goddamned times

My apologies. Now, having finally caught up with all 287 chapters of "The Compleat Wit and Wisdom of PRAM" I see where this had been a recurring theme:

PM - Stop slandering me/my band!
Many - It's not slander, it's libel. And you still suck.

Repeat from beginning, ad nauseum.

Pentegarn May 11th, 2011 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720820)
Husband's sister. COME ON PENTEGARN LOOK ALIVE

I prefer to look dead and sleepy :lol

captain516 May 11th, 2011 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 720694)
See? Words spoken by other people bounce off his face like rubber skittles.

:lol I bet you write the best birthday cards

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 12:48 AM

So this guy won't quit saying King of the Hill quotes and always bitches about his ex girlfriend he broke up with a year ago and he won't stop :(

He's a nice guy, he's just so goddamn stupid. What do?

Esuohlim May 12th, 2011 12:52 AM

Sounds to me like that boy ain't right

MLE May 12th, 2011 01:09 AM


Fathom Zero May 12th, 2011 01:14 AM

Oh shit, 12 Angry Men is on Youtube.

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720842)
Sounds to me like that boy ain't right

Man, you have no idea. He broke up with this chick like a year ago and now "MY EX BEST FRIEND IS DATING HER WAAAAH".

It's like dude, c'mon. Move on, shit.

Chojin May 12th, 2011 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 720821)
My apologies. Now, having finally caught up with all 287 chapters of "The Compleat Wit and Wisdom of PRAM" I see where this had been a recurring theme:

PM - Stop slandering me/my band!
Many - It's not slander, it's libel. And you still suck.

Repeat from beginning, ad nauseum.

it's not either one of those things if the slander/libel isn't happening between two businesses. individuals in the US can slander and libel all they fucking want (read the constitution), that's part of why sites like Yelp and the comments on every site that sells products ever aren't dangerously illegal

slander/libel refer to the fraudulent actions of one business to gain an unfair competitive advantage over another. it doesn't apply if:
-it's true
-one or more of the entities involved isn't a business
-the businesses aren't competing
-pram maven is involved

Pram Maven May 12th, 2011 01:34 AM

It's not either one that riled me up, Chojin. It was the personal invasion.

Now I can handle anything anyone says about Pram Maven. Hell, I'll take pot shots at him.
Pram Maven f*cks bowler hats. He likes handjobs from ugly chicks. His favorite song in the whole wide world is Friday, by Rebecca Black.

Chojin May 12th, 2011 01:35 AM

how was that a response to anything i said

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 720851)
It's not either one that riled me up, Chojin. It was the personal invasion.

Now I can handle anything anyone says about Pram Maven. Hell, I'll take pot shots at him.
Pram Maven f*cks bowler hats. He likes handjobs from ugly chicks. His favorite song in the whole wide world is Friday, by Rebecca Black.

I groaned when I clicked "I-Mockery Forum" and saw that you posted. Please fuck off.

Esuohlim May 12th, 2011 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 720853)
I groaned when I clicked "I-Mockery Forum" and saw that you posted. Please fuck off.

Yeah, uh, I don't know who you think you are all of a sudden but stuff like that shouldn't be posted by you anymore

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720857)
Yeah, uh, I don't know who you think you are all of a sudden but stuff like that shouldn't be posted by you anymore

I THINK I'M A BIG MAN.

Yeah, I'll stop. Dunno where I was headed there.

Heard you graduated! Good jorb!

Chojin May 12th, 2011 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720857)
Yeah, uh, I don't know who you think you are all of a sudden but stuff like that shouldn't be posted by you anymore

anymore?

Esuohlim May 12th, 2011 02:35 AM

Are you implying that his first offense should not be overlooked as a mistake, and action must be taken in the form of posting his home address and pictures of his house?

zeldasbiggestfan, you could have flown under the radar but now you had to go and fuck it all up for yourself

Pram Maven May 12th, 2011 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 720852)
how was that a response to anything i said

I don't know. :(

Shyandquietguy May 12th, 2011 02:46 AM

ZELDASBIGGESTFAN!!

kahljorn May 12th, 2011 02:57 AM

Quote:

Now I can handle anything anyone says about Pram Maven. Hell, I'll take pot shots at him.
Doesn't sound like anything new from you ;/

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 720843)
Also, I just think you have crippling social and mental problems and you want someone to tell you you're right.

:dylansnipples

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2011 04:12 AM

only4u

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 720881)
But I do take back that you would be swayed by anti american propaganda, (or 'propoganda' as you just called it, which you may be thinking is some African country bordering Uganda, I am not sure with you honestly) because you are already the most anti american person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. Must be the communist beliefs. We won the cold war son, get over it.

This is where I would use the word parochial. Mister Zed is very light in his dislike of the US and I wouldn't even say he is anti it. I believe you underestimate how much the world dislikes your nation. If he is the most anti-American person you have encountered then that makes you seem sheltered. :picklehat

But then what do you care about the rest of the world, eh? :lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 720881)
But let's look at it one other way, I pointed out Winston Churchill thinks like me in this. So if I have problems then so does he because I took the exact same stance on Bin Laden as he did on Hitler.

Outside of the whole winning the war thing; Chruchill was a pretty shitty Prime Minister though. :eek

Zhukov May 12th, 2011 10:57 AM

Churchill was responsible for the slaughter of many Australians and New Zealanders at Gallipoli. FACTS.

executioneer May 12th, 2011 11:32 AM

also, in no way is osama bin laden anywhere near being in hitler's league. just under 3,000 < over 6,000,000 by just a teensy bit

Kitsa May 12th, 2011 11:45 AM

I wonder how many times Osama watched the tapes of September 11th. I bet it was like someone who mentally couldn't get past high school and kept their prom pictures displayed in the living room.

Tadao May 12th, 2011 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 720807)
i don't want to bump the orig. thread but you can still tell what part of the country/world it is by the IP, and spaghetti wasn't anywhere near where womti usually posts from and has posted from basically every single time

Oh yeah. Don't know why I forgot that. Maybe because I wanted it to be him.

Zhukov May 12th, 2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 720897)
I wonder how many times Osama watched the tapes of September 11th. I bet it was like someone who mentally couldn't get past high school and kept their prom pictures displayed in the living room.

I always wondered if some of the footage that we all saw on all the news channels again and again was filmed by Osama's special film crew that he put in place to get the best angles. Sounds weird but you don't want your best attack EVA to be missed, and you cant rely on these western pig dogs.

kahljorn May 12th, 2011 12:51 PM

Didn't have to take my final today either cause i got an A :/

yay. I guess all that worrying was for nothing. I just have to polish off a paper on the symposium and I'll get both of my A's

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 12:55 PM

You're too smart by half. :eek

Guitar Woman May 12th, 2011 01:13 PM

Remember when we all used to be friends?

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 720904)
Damn Zhukov i didn't know you hated me and everyone else on this message board :(

He doesn't hate me. :)

He's going to come round for tea. :eek

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 01:26 PM

*COUGH*

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 03:48 PM


zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 720860)
Are you implying that his first offense should not be overlooked as a mistake, and action must be taken in the form of posting his home address and pictures of his house?

zeldasbiggestfan, you could have flown under the radar but now you had to go and fuck it all up for yourself

I'm really lost as to why you're on your period right now but you can calm it down, sonny.

executioneer May 12th, 2011 03:51 PM

speaking of periods, learn to use an apostrophe :lol

Guitar Woman May 12th, 2011 03:53 PM

ZBF, are you still fat?

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 03:55 PM

I never lost any weight, I just got taller and now look thinner. I was a chunker :)

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 04:02 PM

DYLAN'S NIPPLES! >:

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720929)

..

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 720933)
I never lost any weight, I just got taller and now look thinner. I was a chunker :)

If you keep posting here I'm going to go look for that picture of you that Kitsa made. >:

Guitar Woman May 12th, 2011 04:05 PM

Post it anyway.

I could occupy myself for hours just admiring the boy's hideousness.

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 04:06 PM

The one with the swastika and shit? I remember that haha

Kitsa May 12th, 2011 04:09 PM

I would never photoshop anything with a swastika :themoreyouknow

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 04:11 PM

Someone photo shopped my face into a toilet while they were peeing in it (I think Chojin), and someone made my forehead have a swastika on it or some shit, but I dunno who that was.

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2011 04:11 PM



4 u pub

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 04:14 PM

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/i...42a2dd2e/l.jpg NSFW

Looking at that I don't think Kitsa made it. Huh. It wasn't me. :confused

Pub Lover May 12th, 2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 720941)
4 u pub

That is getting a lot of reposts. Nice work, Cutie. :love

Guitar Woman May 12th, 2011 04:18 PM

Gnomes stole my belt.

MLE May 12th, 2011 04:20 PM

Chojin peeing on your face wasn't photoshopped.

Kitsa May 12th, 2011 04:26 PM

I did it. I know because I was lazy and just used the blur tool instead of actually trying to blend him in.

I wouldn't have done anything with swastikas, though.

MLE May 12th, 2011 04:37 PM

You did the photoshop, but chojin printed out a color picture of his face and peed on it. He was commenting later that day on it's harder than it seems to pee and take a picture of it at the same time.

zeldasbiggestfan May 12th, 2011 04:43 PM

That's quite harsh, but I'm glad he had some trouble with it at least.

Chojin May 12th, 2011 04:55 PM

i feel it was worth the effort

10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2011 05:09 PM

2nd offense

Fathom Zero May 12th, 2011 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720944)
That is getting a lot of reposts. Nice work, Cutie. :love

Enjoy it. I'm probably 6,000x more likely to get cancer after spilling so much developer and fixer on myself.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2011 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 720935)
..

Made me think of

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 720941)


4 u pub

Obsession for MEn

Tadao May 13th, 2011 01:35 AM

:dylannipslip

Pub Lover May 13th, 2011 07:35 AM

Word vomit. :puke

Spoilers!

Pub Lover May 13th, 2011 07:37 AM

I am my own worst antagonist. :karkat

Pub Lover May 13th, 2011 07:37 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 13th, 2011 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBC News
Pakistan bombings: Taliban admits Shabqadar attacks
The Pakistani Taliban said they carried out the attack to avenge the death of Osama Bin Laden earlier this month.

It was paramilitary force academy. I can see why the local Taliban would want to target that. Why is it to avenge Bin Laden? Soooooo dumb. Lives wasted because of idiots. >:

Pub Lover May 13th, 2011 09:36 AM

Whoops. Forgot the spoiler tags. :dunce

Kitsa May 13th, 2011 10:14 AM

I wonder who the next badguy will be. Castro's on his last legs; Kim Jong Il and Qaddafi are almost regarded as cartoon characters.

Kitsa May 13th, 2011 10:14 AM

I want him to be from an unexpected place. Like, Lichtenstein.

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2011 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 721038)
I want him to be from an unexpected place. Like, Lichtenstein.


Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2011 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H.S.H. Hans-Adam II the Sovereign Prince of Liechtenstein
I can only say there are many people who would love to move to Liechtenstein, but unfortunately we are much too small to take them all.

and

Quote:

For a little bit less than a hundred years we have lived now in a republican age, which is not very long if you look at human history, and I think sooner or later monarchies will come back.
Not very much to go on to label him "the next Great Satan", but I think we can work with this.

Pub Lover May 13th, 2011 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 721046)
You can take an online test that gauges your Asperger's Quotient (AQ) (yes, I'm serious, the link is here) :shocked

Took the test with some trepidation. Very pleased to get quite a low score. Woohoo. :|

Zhukov May 13th, 2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 721037)
I wonder who the next badguy will be. Castro's on his last legs; Kim Jong Il and Qaddafi are almost regarded as cartoon characters.

The next enemy will be unorthodoxy

Guitar Woman May 13th, 2011 02:14 PM

I'm not taking that test on the grounds that they were too lazy to code an automatic scoring system.

Pub Lover May 13th, 2011 02:17 PM

I baulked at that too so I Googled one that scored it automatically. [Here] :lazy

Guitar Woman May 13th, 2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

I am fascinated by dates.

Kitsa May 13th, 2011 04:22 PM

Also scored low. Antisocial yes; asspie, no.

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2011 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 721074)
Also scored low. Antisocial yes; asspie, no.

:lol

WhiteRat May 13th, 2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 721037)
I wonder who the next badguy will be. Castro's on his last legs; Kim Jong Il and Qaddafi are almost regarded as cartoon characters.

Before you know it models will be walking the catwalks in France with Q(G)addafi inspired silk robes, flowing gowns, and pillbox hats.

Kitsa May 13th, 2011 04:59 PM

I always thought Richard Branson sort of looked like a Bond villain.

kahljorn May 13th, 2011 05:41 PM

how come you guys locked the bin laden thread? :lol

something kind of weird happened too.. the page kept popping up even though i wasn't clicking it i dunno

WhiteRat May 13th, 2011 07:59 PM

The thread was just heating up, too.

Guitar Woman May 13th, 2011 08:05 PM

There's nothing really wrong with being an aspie as long as you don't use it as an excuse for being a massive fuckup

Leave it to the internet to go and stigmatize a brain disorder.

Kitsa May 13th, 2011 08:40 PM

I don't think everyone diagnosed with Asperger's has it, and I think this is causing many people to believe that Asperger's is a disease of insufferable assholes.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 13th, 2011 09:56 PM

I feel like its in the same boat as fybromyalgia. Even spellcheck knows its not a real word.
:lol

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2011 10:38 PM

For what it's worth, here's my take on Asperger's Syndrome. Only click if you're interested in finding out what it is. :(

Spoilers!

Kitsa May 13th, 2011 10:43 PM

There's probably real fibromyalgia out there somewhere, but same story. I think a lot of people don't understand or are not willing to accept the amount of chronic and sometimes unexplained pain life can dole out. Also that a lot of the time there's not shit you can do about it.

Zhukov May 13th, 2011 10:46 PM

I agree with you Colonel.



I only got 9 :\

Esuohlim May 13th, 2011 10:55 PM

I scored uncomfortably high on that test :(

I sure as shit don't consider myself even SLIGHTLY autistic, though, just introverted. I have no problems in social situations unless the girl I'm talking to is too fucking pretty to be talking to me in the first place

elx May 13th, 2011 11:00 PM

I like you milhouse :)


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