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ThrashO Aug 10th, 2011 11:43 PM

Does that guy have bottom teeth?

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 11:52 PM

chojin now that you're buff do you try to fight people

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 11:53 PM

so many teeth

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 11th, 2011 12:10 AM

playing fubar. The rhyme word was bog. They gave me shit for using mog and then balrog.

k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 737116)
Does that guy have bottom teeth?

If he had bottom teeth he'd look like something out of silent hill.


Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 01:49 AM

chojin, why you cry coz muscle guy died?

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2011 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 737059)
oh shit milhouse you like The Fall? you are officially the coolest dude on this forum

i have been obsessed with The Fall for like a year now. Mark E Smith is the best person to ever front a rock n roll band.

It's a fairly recent development. I tried to get into them a long while back and couldn't get over how all their songs sounded the same. And then something just CLICKED :eek

elx Aug 11th, 2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 694156)
perseids is almost here again!!

and again!!

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2011 02:46 AM

I LIKE THE LEONIDS BETTER, FELLOW ASTRONERD

elx Aug 11th, 2011 02:50 AM

YEAH THAT ONE IS PRETTY COOL TOO SINCE THE SKY IS ALWAYS SO MUCH MORE BRILLIANT IN THE WINTER, BUT ITS ALSO REALLY COLD TOO, SO IT MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE, YOU KNOW?

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737137)
I LIKE THE LEONIDS BETTER, FELLOW ASTRONERD

I LIKED IT WHEN HE KICKED THAT DIRTY PERSIAN INTO THE WELL.

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 02:55 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 02:57 AM

oh hai elx

elx Aug 11th, 2011 03:02 AM

sup

elx Aug 11th, 2011 03:12 AM

whereever did pub lover and tadao go?

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 03:13 AM

JAIL

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 03:16 AM

pedo jail

took a shower, felt gud

wudoin, bby?

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2011 03:19 AM

Pub is dead and his hell is playing chess for an eternity :eek

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 03:20 AM

TADAO IS MARRIED, AND THAT IS AS GOOD AS BEING DEAD AND PLAYING CHESS FOR ETERNITY.

MattJack Aug 11th, 2011 03:22 AM

what if you don't like half of the people here? does that get you banned?

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 03:24 AM

oh man, mj, I hope I'm not on that list.

MattJack Aug 11th, 2011 03:26 AM

No, you're on my Good List. I hate a lot of people here. Makes me sort of, "meh" towards most

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 03:28 AM

I'M ON THE GOOD LIST.

:FUSTBUMP

captain516 Aug 11th, 2011 03:33 AM

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO KOKO AGAIN

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 03:42 AM

samtheboss: the corpse of Andrew Jackson will help you finish off, even if it has already gotten off
Laddio Roji: lolololololol
samtheboss: A REACH AROUND FROM ANDREW JACKSON'S CORPSE
samtheboss: A GOOD OLD WESTERN STYLE GRIP

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 03:45 AM

:fustbump

executioneer Aug 11th, 2011 03:46 AM

OL' HICKORY, GIVE YOU THE DICKORY

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 03:47 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 03:53 AM

:garybuseyeatingdairyqueen

k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 03:54 AM

You're a crook captain hook, judge won't you throw the book at the pirate!

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 03:55 AM

I MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO FATHOM ZERO AGAIN.

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 03:56 AM

I DO REPS ALL DAY LONG WHATCHU WANT COME AT ME, DUDE

:chojin

elx Aug 11th, 2011 03:59 AM

OH NOT MUCH FZ. I'M JUST EATING MY EIGTH BOWL OF CEREAL FOR THE EVENING. IT'S HONEY NUT CHEERIOS INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING BUT I MUCH PREFER OHS I BELIEVE. WITH CAPTAIN CRUNCH. AND MAYBE GOLDEN GRAHAMS. BUT THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WITH THE BERRIES IN IT IS DISGUSTING. RICE CRISPIES ARE ALSO DECEPTIVELY DISGUSTING. THEY ARE GREAT IN TREAT FORM BUT IF YOU WANT TO EAT IT LIKE CEREAL THEN IT WILL TASTE LIKE IT CAME OUT FROM UNDER THE TOASTER JUST SO YOU KNOW.

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 04:02 AM

oh god, I love Capn. Crunch.

elx Aug 11th, 2011 04:05 AM

IF I AM YOUR SECRET SANTA THIS YEAR I SHALL GIFT YOU WITH A SPILL BOWL AND A SUPER SPOON SO YOU MAY EAT YOUR SOG-FREE CAPN CRUNCH LIKE A CHAMP FZ.

elx Aug 11th, 2011 04:07 AM

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE TO CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS THAT IF YOU RUN OUT OF MILK THEN IT TASTES REALLY GROSS WITH ORANGE JUICE

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2011 04:07 AM

Fuck, fuckity fuck, I fucking LOVE Oh's cereal. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store, I miss it so much :( :(

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2011 04:07 AM

Cap'n Crunch is gayballs

executioneer Aug 11th, 2011 04:07 AM

i only like peanutbutter crunch but it cuts the roof of my mouth up

executioneer Aug 11th, 2011 04:08 AM

and yeah oh's is tits

elx Aug 11th, 2011 04:08 AM

WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE PEANUT BUTTER TOAST TASTES THE BEST ALONGSIDE SUNNY D, SO YOU CAN SEE WHY I WOULD EXPECT A SUCCESSFUL COMBINATION. CAP'N CRUNCH IS JUST TOASTED BALLS OF PEANUT BUTTER, AND SUNNY D IS JUST OJ, RIGHT?

k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 04:08 AM

I can't eat any fucking cereal anymore because of my wheat allergy. I'm stuck eating honey nut chex.

elx Aug 11th, 2011 04:12 AM

DUDE THOSE LITTLE SWIRLY COOKIES THAT COME IN CHEX MIX ARE AMAZING, I WISH I KNEW WHAT THEY WERE :(

elx Aug 11th, 2011 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737175)
Fuck, fuckity fuck, I fucking LOVE Oh's cereal. I can't remember the last time I've even seen it in a store, I miss it so much :( :(

serious? we have it everywhere here, even all of our gas stations sell the .99c bowls of the stuff. :( you should try ordering it from amazon.

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2011 04:20 AM

According to the Wiki page it can commonly be found at Walmart and Target if not elsewhere, which explains why I haven't seen it around here I guess :eek TIME TO PLAN A SPECIAL TRIP

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 04:28 AM

WHEN I WANT OH'S I JUST MAKE SOME LADIES HAVE ORGASMS.

elx Aug 11th, 2011 04:28 AM

how does one manage to live in this country and never shop at a walmart or target?

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2011 04:33 AM

Have you SEEN the people at Walmart or Target? Fuck that noise

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 04:35 AM


Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 04:59 AM

lol

Pentegarn Aug 11th, 2011 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737186)
Have you SEEN the people at Walmart or Target? Fuck that noise

As much as I like how much lower my grocery bill is at Walmart the people there are often why I deliberately avoid the place

k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 07:30 AM

I don't get him not wanting to shop at Target though... unless he wants to avoid hipsters.

Walmart has some nasty looking fuckers though. Even I avoid that place and I'm sure it's worse in a country town.

Pentegarn Aug 11th, 2011 07:37 AM

Might be, then again it might not with the lower population. The kooks will still be there no doubt, but in lesser numbers

k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 09:01 AM

Chojin, I tried playing Rusty Hearts but it made me want to go back to playing Vindictus. So that's what I'm doing now.

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2011 10:47 AM

Man, I felt ok yesterday but apparently it caught up with me. Figures that today's the day I have to be out and about, too. Dammit.

I have a new WTF bus but I haven't gotten around to taking the pictures yet. It's a great one, though.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2011 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 736852)
iirc you weren't doing anything

i tried to do the same to MLE once and she flipped the fuck out and now she's gone again

but i dare not tread that road twice

I GOT MINE REMOVED FOR DOING TOO MUCH. :rolleyes

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2011 12:04 PM

doctor just called and said my ankle is fractured "very badly" and I need to see an ortho surgeon, dammit.

I can walk on it so wtf? How badly broken could it be?

why the fuck is my life a health thread?

Tadao Aug 11th, 2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 736923)
He was terrible. Shut up, Sam.

PS - I tried to find that thread where we were pretending to be space pilots, or something, but no luck :(.

The one that made you and Sam look like gay homo fgt lovers?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...9698598&page=3

Tadao Aug 11th, 2011 12:36 PM

GOD DAMIT 10 more pages to read? I GIVE UP

Tadao Aug 11th, 2011 12:37 PM

Hi Kitsa, walk on over here for a boner hug.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2011 12:48 PM


ItalianStereotype Aug 11th, 2011 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 736612)
Same thing.

you motherfucker.

ItalianStereotype Aug 11th, 2011 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737126)
chojin, why you cry coz muscle guy died?

BRAH DO YOU EVEN LIFT

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

MattJack Aug 11th, 2011 01:46 PM

:lol

Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 02:02 PM

britpop is garbage music

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 737212)
The one that made you and Sam look like gay homo fgt lovers?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...9698598&page=3

THANKS FOR NOTHING, WE ALREADY FOUND IT YOU STUPID BEANER.

Grislygus Aug 11th, 2011 02:47 PM

TADAO I THOUGHT YOU STILL WERE A MOD DID I MISS SOMETHING

Zomboid Aug 11th, 2011 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 737231)
THANKS FOR NOTHING, WE ALREADY FOUND IT YOU STUPID BEANER.

SOUNDS LIKE TADAO WANTS US TO BLAST HIM WITH OUR CANNONS ALL OVER AGAIN.

PS - We couldn't do a new poster awards now BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU NEW PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE (or just hang out in article comments and are terrible there).

creeposaurus Aug 11th, 2011 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737211)
doctor just called and said my ankle is fractured "very badly" and I need to see an ortho surgeon, dammit.

I can walk on it so wtf? How badly broken could it be?

why the fuck is my life a health thread?

Its probably just a hairline fracture which usually don't take long to heal if you stay off of it. If you keep walking on it you can cause some long term damage. Doctors just like to scare you into paying them. Hope it feels better soon :(

Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 05:21 PM

BaN aLL n00bz

Womti Aug 11th, 2011 05:23 PM

more lie suck all dick's :lol

Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 05:24 PM

Womti don't you have some trash to pick through

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2011 05:24 PM

It's an avulsion fracture, apparently. So there's some bone chip floating around in there somewhere. Now I have to go to the orthopod :(

creeposaurus Aug 11th, 2011 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737249)
It's an avulsion fracture, apparently. So there's some bone chip floating around in there somewhere. Now I have to go to the orthopod :(

And you're walking around on it? You must have a high tolerance for pain

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype (Post 737224)
BRAH DO YOU EVEN LIFT

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

No, but I'm sure if I made a hobby out of lifting heavy things, then I would be sad if a guy that lifted heavy things on the internet died.

LordSappington Aug 11th, 2011 05:47 PM

I got an interview as a lifeguard tomorrow! Includes a swim test! Oh god I'm going to bomb it!
As in, I have to swim 300 yards, which I can do, I think, but not exactly with... form.
Fuck, whatever; if I bomb it, then so be it

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2011 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 737251)
And you're walking around on it? You must have a high tolerance for pain

Yep, my life is one big cavalcade of pain and I can't be arsed about it anymore. Basically. :lol

Which is a good thing because opiates make me want to puke, and if I say I'm in pain they just want to shove me full of them.

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2011 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 737262)
I got an interview as a lifeguard tomorrow! Includes a swim test! Oh god I'm going to bomb it!
As in, I have to swim 300 yards, which I can do, I think, but not exactly with... form.
Fuck, whatever; if I bomb it, then so be it

Good luck. Fuck form, get 'er done.

Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 06:33 PM

I'm making roast pork ribs tonight :hat

LordSappington Aug 11th, 2011 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737278)
Good luck. Fuck form, get 'er done.

Thanks! I figure if they tell me I need to swim in a breast stroke or something, I'll tell them something along the lines of "I CAN'T DO ANY OF YOUR FANCY SWIMMINGS, BUT BY GOD I WILL TEACH THOSE CHILDREN NOT TO FEAR DEATH, BUT TO FEAR ME HAVING TO GO GET THEM!''

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 737280)
I'm making roast pork ribs tonight :hat

I'm jealous. I want you to know that.

Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 06:48 PM

GOOD

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2011 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 737283)
Thanks! I figure if they tell me I need to swim in a breast stroke or something, I'll tell them something along the lines of "I CAN'T DO ANY OF YOUR FANCY SWIMMINGS, BUT BY GOD I WILL TEACH THOSE CHILDREN NOT TO FEAR DEATH, BUT TO FEAR ME HAVING TO GO GET THEM!''


When all else fails, do a crawl.

Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 07:13 PM



It's so hard being fat and laying around all day

k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 09:32 PM

Just answered the doorbell to like 12 highschool girls in my yard. They said "You've been flamingoed" and apparently they put 5 flamingos in my lawn and said that they're from Anderson Highschool Color Guard or something and I have to pay them to get the flamingos out of my yard. I told them to just leave them. They said that the flamingos would eat my house and I told them to screw off. Man I hate fundraising little brats. None of them looked 18 or I may have put on the charm.

Chojin Aug 11th, 2011 09:53 PM


k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737285)
Fluorescent light hurts my eyes, should I wear sunglasses indoors?

I remember back when I worked at Dell computers they went from natural light to fluorescent. I think it was to keep people more alert, but it bothered my eyes so much that I wore glasses. If it's at your work, you'll probably get a lot of people bothering you about it, maybe even your boss. Just get a doctor's note if they do that. Tell your doctor that the lights are giving you migraines or something.

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 10:05 PM

I was thinking something like http://www.gunnars.com/ as well, I don't even care if it makes me look like a massive faggot. Yellow-tinted glasses would be amazing.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2011 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 737232)
TADAO I THOUGHT YOU STILL WERE A MOD DID I MISS SOMETHING

Yeah, I wasn't serious enough for Philo. :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 737240)
SOUNDS LIKE TADAO WANTS US TO BLAST HIM WITH OUR CANNONS ALL OVER AGAIN.

PS - We couldn't do a new poster awards now BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOU NEW PEOPLE ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE (or just hang out in article comments and are terrible there).

QUIT TRYING TO GAY RAPE ME :(

And yeah, I would give KoKo props but he seems to be phoning it in lately. Don't be wacky, just be you nigga.

Tadao Aug 11th, 2011 10:18 PM

also yeah Kitsa, I was being serious.

Sam Aug 11th, 2011 10:36 PM

TADAO, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Colonel Flagg Aug 11th, 2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737277)
Yep, my life is one big cavalcade of pain and I can't be arsed about it anymore. Basically. :lol

Which is a good thing because opiates make me want to puke, and if I say I'm in pain they just want to shove me full of them.

You go girl! :gentlehighfive

I had an issue with my knees - basically f***ing them up horribly while on vacation - to the point that I thought I was in for a surgical solution. I went in desperation to the chiropractor, who really didn't want to touch them at all, for fear of making things worse. I persuaded him to throw caution to the wind, and he adjusted only one knee (the worst one) and agreed to see me in two days. Long story short, the swelling is down, I'm doing knee-bends for strength and I can give the formal F-U to the surgical solution. Woot.

Pain is my friend. :)

Colonel Flagg Aug 11th, 2011 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 737283)
Thanks! I figure if they tell me I need to swim in a breast stroke or something, I'll tell them something along the lines of "I CAN'T DO ANY OF YOUR FANCY SWIMMINGS, BUT BY GOD I WILL TEACH THOSE CHILDREN NOT TO FEAR DEATH, BUT TO FEAR ME HAVING TO GO GET THEM!''

Now that's a morale poster for swim lessons.

k0k0 Aug 11th, 2011 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737319)
I was thinking something like http://www.gunnars.com/ as well, I don't even care if it makes me look like a massive faggot. Yellow-tinted glasses would be amazing.

Those actually look pretty good. I may get some if I ever go back into the corporate world. I expected them to look stupid, but as long as they help the eyes against the fluorescent bastards, it doesn't matter how they look really.

LordSappington Aug 12th, 2011 05:09 AM

So help me, I will rescue the little shits, visit them in the hospital until they're back in peak health, then beat them within an inch of their lives all over again just to teach them to never interrupt my reading again

Rongi Aug 12th, 2011 05:12 AM

pictures for sad children rules

Grislygus Aug 12th, 2011 05:26 AM

Why the hell would I totally fuck bjork, my brain is, was, and forever will be telling me she's ugly as shit. I'm confused right now.

LordSappington Aug 12th, 2011 01:12 PM

Well, time to go make an ass of myself. Wish me luck.

k0k0 Aug 12th, 2011 01:34 PM

Wait, isn't it a bit late in the summer to be a lifeguard? At least around here, pools start closing at the end of this month. Oh well, good luck.

Tadao Aug 12th, 2011 02:19 PM

Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.


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