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Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 02:35 AM

I'm only breakin' yer balls and you're gettin' fuckin' fresh.

Sam Aug 17th, 2011 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 738389)
MARV WE'RE THE WET BANDITS

Now we're the STICKY BANDITS.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 02:38 AM

YOU JEW MUDDERFUCKER

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 02:39 AM

Howdy doo! This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room, please. An extra large bed, TV, and one of those little refrigerators you open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 02:41 AM

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE STOP CAALLING ME!

Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2011 02:42 AM

KEVIN YOU ARE SUCH A DISEASE

Sam Aug 17th, 2011 02:43 AM

Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 02:43 AM

BEAT THAT, YOU LITTLE TROUT SNIFFER

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 02:44 AM

I HAVE TO DO THIS NOW

Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2011 02:44 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 02:45 AM

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING, BUT DON'T ASK ME TO DO 6 WEEKS. I CAN'T DO THE SHOW FOR 6 WEEKS. I CAN'T EVEN TAKE OVER MY OWN LIFE FOR 6 WEEKS.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 02:47 AM

In a world gone mad, it's hard to think right.

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 02:47 AM

WOOF!

Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2011 02:48 AM

:lol

LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITTLE JERK

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 02:49 AM


Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2011 02:51 AM

Aww shit, Marv got Bushwacked :eek

executioneer Aug 17th, 2011 02:51 AM


Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 02:53 AM


Sam Aug 17th, 2011 02:54 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL.

Aaarg Aug 17th, 2011 02:56 AM


Aaarg Aug 17th, 2011 02:57 AM

as shitty at that game was the song in the first level is pretty good

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 03:18 AM

:rolleyes

Sam Aug 17th, 2011 03:19 AM

:picklehat

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 03:24 AM

:x

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 03:28 AM


Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 03:50 AM

PM from Thrasho :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO
I had no idea you red pickled me 100 times. Do you think i give a shit about a picture of a cartoon pickle? FAGGOT. hurry up and rep other people as fast as you can so the system will let you negative rep me.

STUPID N!GGERS :rolleyes:

Yeah, he doesn't care so much that he PMed me. :lol What an idiot.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 03:54 AM


Guitar Woman Aug 17th, 2011 04:03 AM

Did you really neg-rep him 100 times?

Why not go outside, or read a book?

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 04:05 AM

What's funny is he thinks he's insulting me with generic racism. Yeah, we've never heard me called mexican or chinese before. :rolleyes

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 738433)
Did you really neg-rep him 100 times?

Why not go outside, or read a book?

Coming from the guy who plays video games all day and hangs out at 4chan. :lol

Rongi Aug 17th, 2011 04:18 AM

the internet is mean place :'(

Rongi Aug 17th, 2011 04:22 AM

lol gw hangs out on 4chan WHY DOES THAT NOT SURPRISE ME AT ALL

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 04:47 AM

Because it's a place were no one can track the things he says and so he can't be held accountable for his stupidity.

Pentegarn Aug 17th, 2011 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 738434)
What's funny is he thinks he's insulting me with generic racism. Yeah, we've never heard me called mexican or chinese before. :rolleyes

If he really wants to hit below the belt he has to mix his racism and call you a 'spink' or a 'chick'

Aaarg Aug 17th, 2011 07:07 AM

lol spink

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 17th, 2011 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 738409)


That's my favorite one too


Colonel Flagg Aug 17th, 2011 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 738434)
What's funny is he thinks he's insulting me with generic racism.

If he really wanted to insult you he'd call you Pram Maven.

Grislygus Aug 17th, 2011 11:11 AM

It's funny because Joe Pesci's in pain

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2011 11:14 AM

Haha, Pam Raven's birthday is today.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 738440)
If he really wants to hit below the belt he has to mix his racism and call you a 'spink' or a 'chick'

:lol Now why can't he be original like that! You sir are a wordsmith, Lvl 10

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738463)
Haha, Pam Raven's birthday is today.

I bet he got the generic email saying HAPPY BDAY FROM IMOCK!

and he's all OH MAN THEY REALLY LIKE ME THEY WERE JUST JOKING AROUND THE WHOLE TIME!

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 17th, 2011 12:24 PM

My friends son is Italian and Korean so I called him a Degook.

Rongi Aug 17th, 2011 03:02 PM

http://givepraiserecords.bandcamp.co...you-sleepin-ep

The intro is probably the best part of this whole EP I don't really give a hoot about powerviolence

b_squared Aug 17th, 2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 738283)
Kitsa, for what it's worth, I think you're a pretty lady

Also, 35 isn't old you weirdos

45 is

Dammit.

b_squared Aug 17th, 2011 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738273)
.... Normally I imagine people as their avatars ...

Dammit again

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 10:34 PM


Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 10:37 PM














Zhukov Aug 17th, 2011 10:40 PM

You know, there is a Youtube thread for those.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 10:42 PM



that thread is for stuff like this

Sam Aug 17th, 2011 10:46 PM

FATHOM ZERO

ARE YOU GOING TO LET SOME FILTHY AUSTRALIAN TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF MAN.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 10:46 PM

Nothing I could say can make him more wretched than he already is.

:australia

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 738506)
You know, there is a Youtube thread for those.

Yeah, really. That's actually getting pretty fucking annoying. There's the youtube or music thread if you're going to do nothing but post videos. This thread is for posting nothing but non-video bullshit.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 10:50 PM

I'm sorry. I'll refer to my Preferred Posting Etiquette Handbook next time and make sure it conforms to your standard of bullshit.

This is a message board, for fucks sake.

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2011 11:02 PM

If I wanted to scroll past youtube-like boxes on my way to the inevitably disappointing current end of the thread, I would do it in the thread designated for youtube boxes designed to be scrolled past at blistering speeds.

While you're also breaking the rules and being a maverick, any chance of us having a chat about video games or what books we're reading?

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 738512)
While you're also breaking the rules and being a maverick, any chance of us having a chat about video games or what books we're reading?

This thread has rules? I'm a maverick? :eek

Also, I'm glad you asked.

I'm reading Calculus for the Practical Man at the moment. The author really breaks things down well. I'm really digging it. I picked it up originally because it's how Feynman learned calculus. That and I figured I should learn how. I might need it some day.

You ever learn something because you wanted to?

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 11:13 PM

Rules or not, it's fucking annoying and he's right: even though getting to the current topic invariably leads to disappointment, no one should have to scroll past a bunch of videos, especially if they're from the same person.

If you really want to be zany and put up a bunch of videos that no one will give a fuck about, do it in the youtube thread.

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2011 11:15 PM

Eh, I'd say post them in the music thread since it's all music. I agree with you though...

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 11:18 PM

Well, it's irritating no matter which thread if it's one person doing it over and over again, but I figured people were sort of used to it in the youtube thread. With the music thread, I'll actually click and watch stuff every now and then if it's from someone whose taste I trust--so, not FZ, obviously.

Edit: Actually, I even do that in the youtube thread. So maybe just don't do that anymore.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 11:23 PM

Well I'm also sorry you've come to expect to not be disappointed by posts on a message board.

Also, this thread is about Calculus now, so I expect you to follow the topic at hand.

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2011 11:26 PM

It would be about calculus if anyone gave a fuck what you were reading, sure.

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 11:26 PM

I'm sorry that people don't appreciate your wacky sense of humor.

Sam Aug 17th, 2011 11:27 PM

FUCK THAT NOISE.

Sam Aug 17th, 2011 11:28 PM

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BRAHING OUT WITH YOUR BRAHS AND SLAMMIN' BREWS AND SMOKIN' SOME DOOBAGE.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 11:28 PM

Don't give a fuck. Don't appreciate. I'm BEGGING YOU.

I'd feel terrible to be liked by assholes like you.

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 11:29 PM

Then by all means, continue sharing music in the hope that we'll hate it--and you for sharing it.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 11:31 PM



WE HAVE COME TO TERMS

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2011 11:33 PM



Oh really?

Chojin Aug 17th, 2011 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 738532)
Don't give a fuck. Don't appreciate. I'm BEGGING YOU.

I'd feel terrible to be liked by assholes like you.

okay womti

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 11:48 PM

Now you're just trying to make me feel bad. :(

WhiteRat Aug 17th, 2011 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 738531)
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BRAHING OUT WITH YOUR BRAHS AND SLAMMIN' BREWS AND SMOKIN' SOME DOOBAGE.

im brahing out with some red dogs all i need is some cool buds. hook a brah up.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 12:36 AM

WHITERAT I'LL HOOK YOU UP BRAH

Zhukov Aug 18th, 2011 12:37 AM

We do things a little differently in not the United States.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 12:40 AM

If by differently you mean incorrectly.

Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 12:41 AM

Sam, when we roll 5 deep on Comic Con, we gon' be looking so fly.

Zomboid Aug 18th, 2011 12:49 AM

THAT'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO KICK YOUR ASS, LITTLE MAN.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 12:50 AM

AW YEAH, FATHOM VS ZOMBOID IT'S ON AT COMIC-CON TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN.

Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 12:51 AM

ZOMBOID I HAVE FIVE SECRETS TO TELL YOU AND THEY'RE ALL SHAPED LIKE KNUCKLES.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 12:51 AM

I'm gonna be like Don King and promote the shit out of this.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 12:56 AM

THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER VS THE ANDROGYNOUS AMAZEMENT

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 12:59 AM

LIVE ON PAPER VIEW BITCHES.

WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA TAKE A BUNCH OF PICTURES AND PRINT THEM AND MAKE A FLIP BOOK OF ASS KICKING.

Zomboid Aug 18th, 2011 01:00 AM

BETTER BRING A BACK BRACE FOR AFTER I SUPLEX YOU THROUGH A FUCKING TABLE.

Zomboid Aug 18th, 2011 01:00 AM

THE I-MOCKERY TABLE

Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 01:02 AM

WHEN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

CHAIR TO NECK

ZOMBOID'S DOWN AND WILLIE'S STANDING OVER HIS STILL BODY

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 01:02 AM

FATHOM ZERO YOU BETTER MOVE TO CANADA AFTERWARDS BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO NEED SOME FREE HEALTHCARE.

THE FREE HEALTHCARE BEATDOWN.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 738566)
THE I-MOCKERY TABLE

:picklehat did you see my article about it? :picklehat

Rongi Aug 18th, 2011 02:54 AM

im drunk as fuck and twice as ready to fight

fuck you

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 03:10 AM

Rongi you can fight the winner of Fathom Zero vs Zomboid.

Which means you'll fight the Canadian Crippler, Zomboid.

Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 03:15 AM

I'm currently planning my comeback as the Undead Twink.

HickMan Aug 18th, 2011 08:59 AM

Hey guys I dunno what you're talking about but it's probably not important I've been good I'm still alive ok theres my update everybody talk to you soon

HickMan Aug 18th, 2011 09:03 AM

Dang I only have three pickles

Tadao Aug 18th, 2011 01:00 PM

YEAH WELL I GAVE YOU A RED ONE THAT SAID "FREE OUR TROOPS"

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM PICKLES

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2011 01:07 PM

Well I gave him a green one that says "DON'T FREE OUR TROOPS".

Because I'm antagonistic.

Colonel Flagg Aug 18th, 2011 01:38 PM

I'll give him a green pickle if he updates his signature.

Rongi Aug 18th, 2011 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 738576)
Rongi you can fight the winner of Fathom Zero vs Zomboid.

Which means you'll fight the Canadian Crippler, Zomboid.

bring it :picklehat

Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 02:22 PM


Rongi Aug 18th, 2011 02:37 PM

you're just bitter cuz you lost to a canadian :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 02:38 PM

Whatever. It's not like Canada's a real country, anyway.

b_squared Aug 18th, 2011 02:40 PM

For a fight at comic con, its mandatory you wear cos play costumes.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 03:17 PM

They already wear costumes. :rolleyes

Tadao Aug 18th, 2011 03:17 PM

:pagebrak


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