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Rongi Aug 25th, 2011 04:26 PM

idk

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 25th, 2011 04:41 PM

Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

Sam Aug 25th, 2011 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739531)
I majored in something good though! Neuroscience! The world needs neurologists, they don't need creative writing majors

Oh who am I kidding I'm probably going to be just as broke as all y'all ;(

I AIN'T BROKE, FUCK YOU.

YOU BROKE CUZ YOU ALWAYS GETTIN' MUGGED AND BUYING DUCKS, BITCH.

Rongi Aug 25th, 2011 05:37 PM

lol did you major in creative writing?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEGREE? :lol

Rongi Aug 25th, 2011 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 739536)
Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

b_squared Aug 25th, 2011 06:05 PM

It's your accent.

Tadao Aug 25th, 2011 06:10 PM

or your small penis

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 25th, 2011 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739540)
Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

You got dat swagga.

Kitsa Aug 25th, 2011 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739531)
I majored in something good though! Neuroscience! The world needs neurologists, they don't need creative writing majors

Oh who am I kidding I'm probably going to be just as broke as all y'all ;(


It worked for me! I mean, the going to medschool and being broke part.

Maybe Rankeri's doing better.

Colonel Flagg Aug 25th, 2011 10:32 PM

I think Ranny is still in school - probably why he hasn't been around.

Hard science did right by me. I get no respect, but I do OK for myself. :\

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2011 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 739530)
Wait till you try to find a job based on your educational expertise. :lol

Was this a slight at me you cunt

Rongi take it from me I double-majored in engineering and astrophysics and I'm working at a deli making minimum wage right now! :lol

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 12:00 AM

:lol

Life's so fucked!

elx Aug 26th, 2011 12:08 AM

at least you don't work at gamestop milhouse :(

kahljorn Aug 26th, 2011 12:12 AM

i dont have a job and i im only taking one unit this semester and I'm a success!

i only have like two classes till i graduate and i cant get into any of them :(

k0k0 Aug 26th, 2011 12:45 AM

So I was at the hospital tonight due to not being able to eat for 4 days and barely keeping down liquids. The thing that pisses me off is that there was this really attractive nurse who came in and I talked and joked with her a bit. Next time she came in to change my IV, she had kind of made herself up a bit. So I took that as a clue. We talked more, then after I got enough fluids to feel decent, she gave me my information and walked me to the waiting room. She rubbed my back as she said goodbye. I totally should have asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, but I wussed out. She was way too hot and I'm not used to dating girls who look like her. I'll stick with the 6's and 7's.

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 04:54 AM

YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED SOME FLUIDS TOO

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:06 AM

God fucking damn it, at least you guys are still up. Also screw you, milhouse for beating me to the punch

About fluids.

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 05:07 AM

This place is dead as shit tonight

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:09 AM


Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:10 AM

God, it feels good to re-use old mspaint jokes



I FEEL ALIVE

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 05:11 AM

^^^^^ ZUGGA ZUGGA

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:13 AM

IN-JOKE LOL

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT CEPT THE COOL KIDS





AT ONE AM IN THE MORNING

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:17 AM

funny it's 3:17 here

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:18 AM

Kahl, SAY SOMETHING

eight beers in, and I'm not buzzed enough to sleep. I don't WANT to drink four more cans of fucking rolling rock, so I've got an hour to kill

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 05:19 AM

As opposed to one PM in the morning? :rolleyes :rolleyes

MORE LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING >:

Where Pub is it's like 5pm September 7th :reuseoldjokes

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:20 AM

AT LEAST MILHOUSE AN FATHOM'S IN A TALKATIVE MOOD


KHAL


So shit, seriously despite your aversion to sympathy FZ, your potential homelessness sucks and I offer my condolences :(

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:20 AM

start up synchtube with your bitch ass

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 739627)
eight beers in, and I'm not buzzed enough to sleep. I don't WANT to drink four more cans of fucking rolling rock, so I've got an hour to kill

ROLLING ROCK, HAHA

ARE YOU ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD?

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:21 AM

We got good news a few days ago. Chances are very likely now that I won't be - in the long term, at least.

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:22 AM

JESUS CHRIST, MILHOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:23 AM

:lol that is actually exactly what I thought when I saw rolling rock in a fucking twelve can at Vons


My other options were Tecate, Coors, Miller, and Bud

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 05:24 AM



THIS GAME IS LIKE SUCKING A DICK SHIT USING A COCK FUCK

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:25 AM

that guy is funny because indignant words

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:27 AM

"GOOD THING I HAVE THE SMOOTH, WATERY TASTE OF AN INFERIOR BEER TO TIDE ME THROUGH MY RAGE AND REPETITIVELY DULL SWEARING"

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:27 AM



i feel you though, grizzy

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:27 AM

Seriously, though, I might as well be drinking Aquafina

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:29 AM

lol sorry fathom, I instantly pressed play but the second I saw the words Matchbox Twenty I paused it


permanently

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:29 AM

Acquire sufficient liquortude

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:31 AM

"Sufficient liquortude" in my case would end with me spending more damn money tomorrow after the movie and nodding my head in aggressive agreement to the droning melody of Judas Priest's "Love Bites"

and no one wants that to happen

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:32 AM

brah, you're just afraid to have a good time

you's scared

a bitch

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:33 AM

you should just watch the Man From U.N.C.L.E. with me. It's prolly on Netflix or something.

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:34 AM

YEAH KEEP SAYING THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT SEEING GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S NEW MOVIE TOMORROW NIGHT

WITH THE FIVE OUT OF SEVENTEEN FRIENDS WHO BOTHERED TO ANSWER A GOD DAMNED TEXT MESSAGE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING, ANYWAY

PROBABLY THAT GAY ASS WORLD OF WARCRAFT SHIT

THEY DON'T HAVE JOBS

JHOW DO THEY NOT HAVE JOBS

FUCK THEM >:

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:35 AM

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 739646)
you should just watch the Man From U.N.C.L.E. with me. It's prolly on Netflix or something.


Cue it up on synchtube, nigga

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:36 AM

I think you're more bitter than you're willing to admit, gumps. :lol

DUDE, WE SHOULD WATCH THE CUBE. I HAVE IT ON DVD.

elx Aug 26th, 2011 05:36 AM

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...og&sa=N&tab=wi

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:36 AM

THAT'S LIKE MANPURSES

NO ONE IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY ENGAGES IN THAT SHIT


EXCEPT FAGGOTS

AND KOREAN EUROPEANS WHO ATTEND UCI

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 05:36 AM

Cube was an awesome movie :eek

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 739651)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...w=1066&bih=774

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:37 AM

http://www.synchtube.com/r/yHbC

elx Aug 26th, 2011 05:38 AM

n oooooooooo :( powder

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 739654)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...=1920&bih=1017

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 05:40 AM

Other people can add shit. I need to piss like a race horse.

elx Aug 26th, 2011 05:51 AM

fine :(

Shrubfest Aug 26th, 2011 06:07 AM

I do not understand this 'synchtube' business. Is there Star Trek involved?

kahljorn Aug 26th, 2011 06:12 AM

Quote:

Kahl, SAY SOMETHING
sup dude, barely here :(

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 07:42 AM

BEST MOVIE EVER

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 07:42 AM

shrub basically we all watch youtube videos at the same time, shenanigans are involved

Grislygus Aug 26th, 2011 07:43 AM

YES. I AGREE


ALSO DAMN IT KHAL, I JUST MISSED YOU

AND MILHOUSE:

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 07:49 AM


k0k0 Aug 26th, 2011 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovehipr (Post 739668)
Hi,I'm new here.This forum is very interesting that I like it very much. ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT

So why don't they make it so that you have to make your first post in the new person thread before you make an idiotic first post advertising something that nobody on this forum would buy? I don't think the bots would know to do that. Sorry about the underlines, something about that quote screwed up the text and can't undo it.

Kitsa Aug 26th, 2011 09:28 AM

can you edit, highlight, un-underline?

k0k0 Aug 26th, 2011 09:37 AM

For some reason it wouldn't let me do it while I was actually typing it out, but editing it and de-underlining it worked. I was going to edit the last bit of my post about the underline issue, but it would make your post look funny, so I kept it.

Kitsa Aug 26th, 2011 09:39 AM

I appreciate that.

Today one of my best friends, who has terminal cancer, is having a "last party". I wasn't able to make it. She's halfway across the country and I saw her earlier this month so I don't feel -as- horrible, but I still feel pretty bad. I sent flowers for the party. I think I'm basically going to be depressed all day. Really wanted to get up there, but financially it just couldn't happen.

Rongi Aug 26th, 2011 02:52 PM

So far all the friends I've made at Binghamton are total bros who listen to Sublime and smoke weed. But since this school is really hard to get into, they're all really smart and talk about interesting things sometimes!

I'll probably be making sandwiches with you in 3 years, milhouse :(

Rongi Aug 26th, 2011 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 739603)
So I was at the hospital tonight due to not being able to eat for 4 days and barely keeping down liquids. The thing that pisses me off is that there was this really attractive nurse who came in and I talked and joked with her a bit. Next time she came in to change my IV, she had kind of made herself up a bit. So I took that as a clue. We talked more, then after I got enough fluids to feel decent, she gave me my information and walked me to the waiting room. She rubbed my back as she said goodbye. I totally should have asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, but I wussed out. She was way too hot and I'm not used to dating girls who look like her. I'll stick with the 6's and 7's.

God damnit, k0k0

Kitsa Aug 26th, 2011 03:05 PM

are we talking SUNY?

Rongi Aug 26th, 2011 03:11 PM

yus

Kitsa Aug 26th, 2011 03:17 PM

ah. I know little to nothing about SUNY, just that they had a satellite the next city over from where I went.

I'm sorry about your bros woes. Sublime isn't ALWAYS bad, it just attracts a lot of assholes.

Esuohlim Aug 26th, 2011 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739696)
I'll probably be making sandwiches with you in 3 years, milhouse :(

:(

HERE IS SOME WISDOMLY ADVICE: Get an internship before you graduate or you're screwed

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 03:40 PM

imternship making sandwiches, man

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 26th, 2011 04:30 PM

My friend was president of some frat there. We visited him there and I tried new things. I had coleslaw for the first and last time ever.

:college

Oh, the new sublime album is terrible if anyone cares. The single is good off it and thats it.

Fathom Zero Aug 26th, 2011 04:32 PM

Sublime still exists?

Kitsa Aug 26th, 2011 04:32 PM

A friend of mine talked about going to their show and I couldn't figure out wtf she was talking about. Then she saidf someone named "Rome" was singing. I didn't know who Rome was either.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 26th, 2011 04:41 PM

yeah, SUBLIME with rome have a new album. Its just kinda bland. Was going to see them with 311 in Pittsburgh last month but the travel never materialized.


Tadao Aug 26th, 2011 06:17 PM

I bet he doesn't even do Heroin. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 26th, 2011 06:30 PM

not yet at least.

Dr. Boogie Aug 26th, 2011 08:09 PM

He should copyright "Sublime with Rome" so they have to change the name again when he dies.

stevetothepast Aug 26th, 2011 10:17 PM

:\>:

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 739724)
Hi dimnos everybody.


MattJack Aug 26th, 2011 11:12 PM

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/082611/wait.php

Rongi Aug 27th, 2011 01:25 PM

40 OUNCE IN MY LAP AND I'M FREEZIN MY BALLS

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2011 01:42 PM

AND REMEMBER FOLKS - IF YOU HAPPEN TO RUN INTO DOROTHY KILGALLEN, MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN YOUR CAR!

Womti Aug 27th, 2011 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 738541)
okay womti

wait what?

HickMan Aug 27th, 2011 03:35 PM

Ghost, you should probably never go to Pittsburgh. It's possibly the most miserable place on the planet and it's where Satan sends the demons who are mis-behaving.

Just a friendly word of advice.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 27th, 2011 05:24 PM

I liked Pittsburgh when I went. The Andy Warhol musueum was cool to see.

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2011 08:40 PM

I love Pittsburgh. Maybe growing up there for a little bit and having so much family colors me, though. I think it's beautiful there, with the rivers and all.

k0k0 Aug 27th, 2011 10:39 PM

I wanna go to philly before I die and eat a cheesesteak which will probably make the rest of my trip awful since I'm allergic to wheat, but I want to at least try one.

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2011 11:26 PM

Holy shit, Grindhouse came out four years ago.

OH MY GOD, I'M AT THE AGE WHERE I FEEL OLD ABOUT THINGS.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 27th, 2011 11:50 PM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Aug 27th, 2011 11:53 PM

an ugly phase

HickMan Aug 28th, 2011 02:34 AM

It's okay pops.

I'm just biased agains the 'Burgh because I grew up right in between both Pittsburgh and Cleveland. I mean, neither city is good by any stretch, but I'm more partial to Cleveland when it comes to having a good time. I had a good friend go to Cleveland State so I always had a place to crash. Pittsburgh, every time I tried to have a good time out there, something weird happens.

But this is why I'm moving to Austin when I get out of the Army, where it's actually oh I dunno, enjoyable to live?

Immortal Goat tells me that if I move to Texas I'll start to enjoy country and marry some chick with no teeth. He's so sheltered.

Sam Aug 28th, 2011 02:36 AM

CLEVELAND ALSO HAS A SUPERIOR FOOTBALL TEAM

HickMan Aug 28th, 2011 02:39 AM

Do you know how hard it is being a Browns fan when it's easy enough to just "be like everyone else" and like the Steelers? IT'S FUCKING HARD, BRO

Sam Aug 28th, 2011 02:52 AM

FUCK THAT, BRAH.

STAY STRONG.

HickMan Aug 28th, 2011 03:07 AM

every goddamn day

Sam Aug 28th, 2011 03:10 AM

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN' HUSTLIN'

HickMan Aug 28th, 2011 03:23 AM

teh gay furry :eek

Sam Aug 28th, 2011 03:32 AM

RED PICKLES ON THE FIELD

HickMan Aug 28th, 2011 03:38 AM

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEEEANS

Esuohlim Aug 28th, 2011 05:16 AM

CLEVELAND ROCKS



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