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Fathom Zero Sep 12th, 2011 08:37 PM

nawp, it was pretty good

Rongi Sep 12th, 2011 10:01 PM

i swear to god i want to fight someone right now

Rongi Sep 12th, 2011 10:02 PM

also, last night's breaking bad was gr8

k0k0 Sep 12th, 2011 10:11 PM

You could say that about any night's breaking bad. I didn't much care for "fly", but a lot of people like it. That's the only episode I had problems with though.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 12th, 2011 11:12 PM

Penn and teller are good but I definitely like the amazing jonathan if we're talking about being a shitty comedian be cause he s so good at magic. Fucking love him.

Fathom Zero Sep 12th, 2011 11:24 PM

oh man, Amazing Johnathan



:lol

Shyandquietguy Sep 12th, 2011 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 741672)
i swear to god i want to fight someone right now

What kind of fight, boss?

Colonel Flagg Sep 13th, 2011 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 741665)
it was also full of oversimplifications, inaccuracies, and stupid crap

So, what's your point?

Rongi Sep 13th, 2011 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 741674)
You could say that about any night's breaking bad. I didn't much care for "fly", but a lot of people like it. That's the only episode I had problems with though.

I thought Fly was a pretty unnecessary episode, yeah. I didn't know people actually liked it, it almost felt like a clip show episode or something

Rongi Sep 13th, 2011 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 741688)
What kind of fight, boss?

Oh i posted that before because I have a lab assignment due tomorrow that at that present moment I hadn't started. I just ended up copying it from a friend

Rongi Sep 13th, 2011 02:00 AM

Tomorrow I'm going to be stuck in the library all day reading things I should have read a week ago

Welp

Aaarg Sep 13th, 2011 11:52 AM

so my girlfriend got a teaching job and we moved to a different town and the only place we could find to rent that would accept us (one dog, three cats) belongs to my girlfriend's new boss's mom and it's the house he "grew up in."

we opened a closet door and though it's been painted over you can definitely make out a line on the edge that says "brian - 11/78" above it.

"that's my boss."

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2011 12:54 PM

cool beans

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2011 04:27 PM

my day needs more black sabbath

Aaarg Sep 13th, 2011 04:54 PM

what is this that stands before me -
figure in black which points at me?

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2011 05:03 PM

ty bby

Aaarg Sep 13th, 2011 05:11 PM

im 12 and black sabath is the sh!t

Tadao Sep 13th, 2011 05:27 PM

I hear Alice Cooper has a new nightmare.

Aaarg Sep 13th, 2011 05:37 PM

man i get a really shitty alice cooper song stuck in my head all the time because of some shitty movie he was in



and then i have to be all "sometimes i feel like jack the riiip-per"

Tadao Sep 13th, 2011 07:29 PM

THANK GOD WE AREN'T ANYTHING LIKE YOU

k0k0 Sep 13th, 2011 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 741764)
im 12 and black sabath is the sh!t

I'm Commander Shepherd and Black Sabbath is my favorite band on the citadel.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 735671)
PROOF! NOT ME

Spoilers!


Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 741636)
maybe there's a dead body in the pile.

the house we just moved into has a basement you can only access from the outside and it's got a pad lock on it. my girlfriend's mom said "maybe that's where she hides the bodies" D:

What does she use to cover the smell? :(

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 01:14 AM

"BURBELER BAGGINS" :lol

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:15 AM

I liked Breaking Bad right up to the last two episodes of season three. I tried keeping up with four, but I stopped caring. Are they all not dead yet?

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:15 AM

FUKCING COCKS AND SHIT! >:

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 01:18 AM

Pub, you need to be around when we do Synchtube shit.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:20 AM


Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741834)
Pub, you need to be around when we do Synchtube shit.

I'LL TRY TO MAKE THe next one. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ignoR (Post 735734)
What's been going on around here

Why does it look like no one ever posts here anymore

Have i missed anything

Haha, it just took me five minutes to figure out who this is. Shit I am so fuckuing dumb at 5am. :dunce


I am just regulsr dumb normally, guys. Honest. :eek

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 12:36 PM

Wanna download Windows 8?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/apps/br229516

Granted, there's a lot of shit that probably doesn't work, but this computer doesn't have Windows on it. So I'm all up in it.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 736506)
I JUST TOLD PUB THAT YOU ARE ALL JERKFACES

He did. :(

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741874)
Wanna download Windows 8?

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/apps/br229516

Granted, there's a lot of shit that probably doesn't work, but this computer doesn't have Windows on it. So I'm all up in it.

I read that as 98 and considered it. Then I understood and there is just no way.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736553)
if publover's got a problem he knows where to find me

I have so many problems. >:

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 01:33 PM

Someone once linked to a website that had about fifty versions of Windows hosted. I think I grabbed all of them. :O

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 736558)
I will also admit that I am worried about Pub Lover even though my only interaction is through chess. :(

He is some kind of monster I tell you. :(

Co-dependent chess monster. :(

Really? Co-dependent is a new one, I think. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741885)
Someone once linked to a website that had about fifty versions of Windows hosted. I think I grabbed all of them. :O

Did you make a little chart of which ones you liked best? I could bring my laminator round and we cold make it look shiny.

Aaarg Sep 14th, 2011 01:44 PM

i like shiny things, do it

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736578)
ask pub whatever happened to legolars

He joined the Norwegian army, or Finnish or whatever the fuck he was, for his national service and it made a man of him so he stopped going online to drink, sexualize women, and kill whales.

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 02:09 PM

I want to make voodoo dolls

k0k0 Sep 14th, 2011 02:10 PM

Is that how they fight in the Finnish army? They make voodoo dolls of the opposite side and then stab at them voraciously as the other army charges?

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 02:12 PM

they attack with bad juju

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 02:13 PM

Shit, I misplaced my mojo bag.

Aaarg Sep 14th, 2011 02:22 PM

one time when i was like 10 i bought some jujubes because the packing was appealing to me and then my friend and i decided that they were too hard to eat so we would throw them at each other

also like a week after halloween we'd buy bags of candy corn for 10 cents each and eat a few and end up throwing them at each other

and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 02:44 PM

I'm still back in August at the moment. God, this koko guy is annoying. I sure hope he isn't posting when I catch up to the present. >:

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 741907)
and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck

Gifted is the same as special, right?

ThrashO Sep 14th, 2011 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 741907)
one time when i was like 10 i bought some jujubes because the packing was appealing to me and then my friend and i decided that they were too hard to eat so we would throw them at each other

also like a week after halloween we'd buy bags of candy corn for 10 cents each and eat a few and end up throwing them at each other

and we were both in the gifted classes, what the fuck kind of shit goddammit fuck

When I was in Seattle there was a punk band playing called hard candy and they would throw candy at the crowd but like hard as shit. I was at the front and a hard piece of butterscotch candy hit me in my teeth.

The chick threw the candy like right in my face at 100mph from like a foot away.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 736998)
k0k0 chanel you're alright by me dude

Red Pickle. >:

k0k0 Sep 14th, 2011 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 741911)
I'm still back in August at the moment. God, this koko guy is annoying. I sure hope he isn't posting when I catch up to the present. >:

Yeah, and replying to posts 4 months back isn't. I'm still here motherfucka.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 03:19 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 737114)
DAMNIT A FALSE ALARM why does it brak on the 26th post wtf

Still trips me up after all these years.

Aaarg Sep 14th, 2011 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 741912)
Gifted is the same as special, right?

i believe "special" has fallen out of fashion and has been replaced by "exceptional," haha.

but i meant gifted as in "this is a student that either did very well on some tests at a young age or has a parent that makes enough of a fuss about how wonderfully intelligent their child is until the school puts them in the gifted program."

ThrashO Sep 14th, 2011 03:22 PM

I'm playing Final Fantasy 3 and I just got Lightning 2, the sequel.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 737146)
whereever did pub lover and tadao go?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737150)
Pub is dead and his hell is playing chess for an eternity :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 737152)
what if you don't like half of the people here? does that get you banned?

No, but you can leave. Just don't tell anyone your chess handle or they will hound you for weeks to come back. >:

I am writing down some names to show myself next time people tell me to come back here. >:

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 741923)
i believe "special" has fallen out of fashion and has been replaced by "exceptional," haha.

but i meant gifted as in "this is a student that either did very well on some tests at a young age or has a parent that makes enough of a fuss about how wonderfully intelligent their child is until the school puts them in the gifted program."

To be clear; I was suggesting you were retarded. Apologies for the obfuscation there, pal.

Aaarg Sep 14th, 2011 03:33 PM

i know what you meant but this is me and that's what i do

also ff3 is great but make sure you stock up on shurikens before you go into the final dungeon if you want an easy finish

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2011 03:36 PM

Having limited internet access sucks! I feel so isolated and insecure :(

I have to make do by going to the public library where everyone is obese and slack-jawed

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 737251)
And you're walking around on it? You must have a high tolerance for pain

Creepyo did this a bunch to Kitsa back when I was here. I don't know how long a person can keep talking to Kitsa and not get that she is hell of tough in her rice paper and balsa wood body.

I hope Creepyo stopped posting just like that koko guy totally did.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 741929)
Having limited internet access sucks! I feel so isolated and insecure :(

I have to make do by going to the public library where everyone is obese and slack-jawed

You're Womti now? :eek

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2011 03:56 PM

No way man :x I just moved and the cable/internet isn't set up yet :(

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 737413)
these page brak things are retarded

Says the man posting on the internet. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 741935)
No way man :x I just moved and the cable/internet isn't set up yet :(

Are you old enough to drink yet, Esrohlim? Do that.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:04 PM

I follow Fartin on the twitter and he only ever replies to Sarah Silverman to tell her she is unfunny and ugly.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 737455)
Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:

Stop making me like Zomboid, Trasho. :(

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 04:09 PM

Thrasho and koko are the same person


Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737505)
I'm astonishingly depressed right now.

:lol

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741944)
Thrasho and koko are the same person

But I hate them in completely different ways. :eek

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 04:16 PM

And I never told you to come back. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

k0k0 Sep 14th, 2011 04:26 PM

Well the feeling is mutual Pub. Right when you started posting again, I knew you'd be someone I wouldn't like to converse with.

ThrashO Sep 14th, 2011 04:28 PM

my ex loved converses. they look goofy though.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 737867)
If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block


time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys :(

Why are you bothering with the chick when you have an unconscious past you to take advantage of?

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 741948)
Well the feeling is mutual Pub. Right when you started posting again, I knew you'd be someone I wouldn't like to converse with.

And yet here you are replying. Boy, your life must be empty and shit. I know mine is. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741947)
And I never told you to come back. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

I'll be gone again soon, SkinnyHipps. So hush your purdymoof. :love

Sam Sep 14th, 2011 04:37 PM

Pub I missed you so much.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:37 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 741955)
Pub I missed you so much.

So I hear N4B is getting hitched to NotYou. :eek

Sam Sep 14th, 2011 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 741960)
So I hear N4B is getting hitched to NotYou. :eek

:eek :x :eek

kahljorn Sep 14th, 2011 04:43 PM

man i got dropped from my lame astronomy class because i didnt log onto the internet part of it for five days ;/

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 738003)
Oh man did Prof Cool quit the internet? If so the internet is a lamer place without him

Riddles told me that Coolio became really dull after getting hitched. I think I suggested that I hoped the marriage failed so he'd come back; which led to Ol' AdmiralSeaLegs blocking me for it. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741963)
man i got dropped from my lame astronomy class because i didnt log onto the internet part of it for five days ;/

Did you ever get all your stuff back from your ex?

Colonel Flagg Sep 14th, 2011 04:52 PM

Well, for the record, I'm glad you're posting again, Pub-dude. I prefer reading your entire stream of consciousness rather than just sound bites from other sources. :)

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738037)
Lets the good times roll....out of my ass.


Page brook? :eek :eek :eek

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 04:55 PM

I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING HOME WITHOUT YOU, PWUB

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub's Book
Koko: Shit Alright

..

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 741966)
Well, for the record, I'm glad you're posting again, Pub-dude. I prefer reading your entire stream of consciousness rather than just sound bites from other sources. :)

Tadao is a rather unreliable message delivery system.

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 04:57 PM

THE TOME DOES NOT LIE

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2011 04:57 PM

THE BLOOD IS TRUE

kahljorn Sep 14th, 2011 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 741965)
Did you ever get all your stuff back from your ex?

no i sorta forgot about it

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738129)
Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.

I laughed at it but you don't get a zug because Esrohlim didn't make a flippy one. That was the missed punchline. Please complain at http://www.esuohlim.com

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 738245)
I think Cherry, CiG, Emma and maybe one other were the only good looking ladies to post here in the past.

Now there's...CiG, Shrub and elx? ELX is a girl, right?

Edit: And Terra had big boobies.

Doopa? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 738966)
OH MAN PUB'S GONNA BE SO JEALOUS HE MISSED THIS SUPER SWEET MAN HUG

So very jealous. :tear

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 739163)
kahljorn what's with you and cocks lately, man

Lately. :lol

Otto Sep 14th, 2011 06:57 PM

Two more days until I get my paycheck and I can order my alginate and anatomical skull and start doing the actual casting for my corpse dummy! WHEEEEEE!

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2011 07:40 PM

Awesome.

And I'm glad to be unattractive because no one has hassled me with a chat-up in a long time, I can drink in peace. :themoreyouknow

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 739629)
As opposed to one PM in the morning? :rolleyes :rolleyes

MORE LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING >:

Where Pub is it's like 5pm September 7th :reuseoldjokes

The 15th. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 742000)
And I'm glad to be unattractive because no one has hassled me with a chat-up in a long time, I can drink in peace.

I don't get hassled while drinking because I do it alone at home. :tear

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2011 07:56 PM

And it was never chat-up lines hassling me in the bars. They just didn't like all my sobbing.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2011 08:01 PM

Last official chat-up I think I had was a South Indian guy asking me if I was at the India Festival with anyone. I truthfully answered no because I didn't think he was hitting on me. I was just being honest like an idiot. That was when he started following me around and sat down next to me in the movie theater, and that's when it clicked in my head what I had been leading him to believe. He just shrugged and got up and left. I watched the movie alone and felt like a moron.

That was years ago though

k0k0 Sep 14th, 2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 742000)
Awesome.

And I'm glad to be unattractive because no one has hassled me with a chat-up in a long time, I can drink in peace. :themoreyouknow

Don't worry Kitsa, I'm sure there's plenty of guys who would love to fall into your gasm chasm.

Kitsa Sep 14th, 2011 08:22 PM

I wasn't fishing, but thanks.

I just think it's funny in a ginger-bashing way that redheads don't often get mentioned.


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