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Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 10:12 PM

Flagg- Fucking funny. Probably more like this, though.

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 10:25 PM

Pram Maven at the employer.

Employer : So I ran through your concepts and I'm getting a little concerned that you're not qualified for this.

PMaven : Why?

Employer : Well, all of your submissions look either like Clint Eastwood or look as if you tried to intentionally make them look bad.

PMaven : I'm getting better.

The employer remains silent until Pram Maven leaves.

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 10:36 PM

Pram Maven on a date.

PMaven : So Pamela.

Erica : It's Erica.

PMaven : Oh! I'm so sorry! SIlly dumb me. Durr burr durr burr.

Erica : Haha.

PMaven : So Erica, what do you do?

Erica : I'm a dentist.

PMaven : A mentist? Oops! Durr burr durr burr!

Erica : And I also have kids.

PMaven : You didn't say that before.

Erica : Well you never really gave me the chance.

PMaven : Fuck you! Fuck you you lying fucking cunt! And I don't use the word cunt because it's offensive but you are a fucking cunt!

Pram then storms off.

ThrashO Sep 22nd, 2011 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743240)
I have a bleeding ulcer and can take pictures of my stools if you like. It's mostly diarrhea, though.

SOUNDS LIKE THESE POSTS WONT BE MUCH DIFFERENT THAN USUAL.

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:11 PM

My last dump looked like Dane Cook.

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 11:16 PM

Dane Cook! It's a good thing everyone hates him.

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:27 PM

I used to have one that looked like Kevin Meaney, but I sold it on Ebay.

Pentegarn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:33 PM

So you see k0k0 have success with scatological humor and hope to cash in on that bandwagon.

Here's the difference, k0k0 scatological humor is usually funny, Pram scatological 'humor' is just boring and unoriginal. Stay in your lane, which I shall dub the vacuum lane

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:35 PM

Once I crapped a turd that looked like a racist joke, but I was embarassed by it so I crammed it back into my asshole.

Pentegarn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:36 PM

See my previous post

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2011 11:39 PM

my god. Dignity, Pram. Dignity. It's precious. You're squandering it.

Pentegarn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:40 PM

Have to have it in the first place to squander it ;)

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:40 PM

Then again, I cram everything that looks racist into my asshole.

I was able to get The Final Solution in, but had to pound it in with a hammer.

ThrashO Sep 22nd, 2011 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743265)
Once I crapped a turd that looked like a racist joke, but I was embarassed by it so I crammed it back into my asshole.

You should sculpt them into something

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 11:43 PM

I'm a fucking shut-in virgin and I've lived more of life than you have Pram.

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:45 PM

Is this Dignity, Kitsa?

Looks kind of like Chris Farley without makeup.

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 743271)
You should sculpt them into something

I would, but they're too soft. Maybe I could add some paraffin.

Pentegarn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:48 PM

Pram your posting 'style' reminds me of Microshock's. He also thought non sequiturs were an effective means of discourse. And much like you he often could not get out of the way of his own lack of skill

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:56 PM

Oh, cool, 'cause I was just reading Microshock's posts this afternoon and thinking "man, I don't have a posting style. I need to mimic him, until Pentegarn says something".

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 11:58 PM

I don't think he even has a bit of self-esteem.

And I really don't understand how cheap put downs are any different from laughing at someone.

"It stops when you're laughing at their face"

Good god, I love how your sense of morals are just as superficial as you. You'd laugh at a woman slipping on a turd and dying as long as it's not in front of their family.

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:59 PM

If you wanted me to simply take part in the conversation and go with the flow of it, I'd do that. I'm not limited to one thing.

Also, I'd have less posts if I had a fucking edit button.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:01 AM

No, Shyandquietguy, the only time in my life I ever laughed at a woman slipping and falling on a turd was when her family was there and she smashed into them and they all bounced down a steep hill and they all caught fire at the bottom.

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 12:01 AM

I don't even think you can even do casual going with the flow. The last post I saw you attempting to do anything serious was half symphesizing with Kitsa by announcing food art being temporary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven
No, Shyandquietguy, the only time in my life I ever laughed at a woman slipping and falling on a turd was when her family was there and she smashed into them and they all bounced down a steep hill and they all caught fire at the bottom.

Good lord you're fucking retarded.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:07 AM

You would be wrong. What is the current topic of this thread?

You're right, though. I was totally symphesizing. On my Simphesizer.


kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743279)
No, Shyandquietguy, the only time in my life I ever laughed at a woman slipping and falling on a turd was when her family was there and she smashed into them and they all bounced down a steep hill and they all caught fire at the bottom.

thats how i feel when i laugh at your poss

edit: posts but i guess poss is more fitting

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:08 AM

Actually, they didn't all catch fire. One of them fumbled it.

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:09 AM

your poss are fumbling in shit so i guess its ok

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 12:10 AM

fwiw the term is "ephemeral".

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 12:11 AM

and why did I need sympathy again?

Pentegarn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:12 AM

Hey guys! Zebra disco! Aren't I wacky?!

Love me pleeeeeeease :'pathetic

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:14 AM

You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 743282)
thats how i feel when i laugh at your poss

You feel like what, the turd, the woman slipping on it, the family she crashed into, the hill they bounced down, or the fire that caught them at the bottom?

ThrashO Sep 23rd, 2011 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743289)
You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

you're racking up something alright

ThrashO Sep 23rd, 2011 12:18 AM

Also how's that ulcer are you dead yet

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743290)
You feel like what, the turd, the woman slipping on it, the family she crashed into, the hill they bounced down, or the fire that caught them at the bottom?

the person laughing at all of that

wait i guess tha tmeans I'm saying I feel like you ;/

never mind i feel like the turd

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:22 AM

:lol

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 12:23 AM

I feel like the person running in the opposite direction to make the parade be over with faster.

Pentegarn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:23 AM

I think he was hoping his sob story about ulcers would soften our hearts of stone, the ulcers are probably made up though. Or this is what he meant

Pram: hey guys, I have ulcers

Ugandan child named Ulcers: Help! The racist pedophile Oregon based animator is taking me to his 'hidden love cave'

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743289)
You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 742729)
You have the luckiest kids in the world if they get little art lunches, Kitsa. :)

I don't sculpt with food, but can definitely relate to the temporary nature of the medium.

Did she sound like she was concerned about he food stuffs getting rotten or missing her pieces at all in that thread?

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 12:25 AM

Bah, I had a summer much like that, with the addition of a broken ankle, and I continued to bring quality posts* to you all.


*debatable

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:26 AM

Poor Ulcers :(

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:35 AM

Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

ThrashO Sep 23rd, 2011 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743302)
Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

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ThrashO Sep 23rd, 2011 12:44 AM

Look at this hilarious prank call to Kellogg's head quarters:

Quote:

Originally Posted by zug (Post 34534)
JH: How do you think Tony the tiger feels about little diabetic boys? Because, you know, they could go into shock from eating his cereal.

KELLOGG'S: Sir, I'm going to have to end this call now.

JH: Clear up just a few more things for me. Are Pop-Tarts really called Poop-Tarts?

KELLOGG'S: Sir, there's no need for all of this. Can I put you on hold?

JH: True or false: Apple Jacks were once called Apple Jack-Offs?

KELLOGG'S: I'm going to have to end this call now, sir. [Hangs up]

I WISH MORE OF THEM WOULD COME HERE

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 12:46 AM

I know Kahl, Pram and his poor, poor asperger ulcers.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:53 AM

I take it back; I thought you were all fat and stupid losers, but it's apparent that Thrash0 is the only fat and stupid loser here.

Everyone else is thin and stupid.

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 12:57 AM

So what happened to the whole "Take pride in the community! You're making it terrible please stop!"

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 01:01 AM

the aspergers community?

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 01:02 AM

That has ulcers, Kahl. The Asperger's with ulcers community. The only communtiy that can fully emphasize with Food artists.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 01:06 AM

Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 01:09 AM

Okay.

Ulcers and aspergers.

Zhukov Sep 23rd, 2011 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743312)
Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.

How to stay away from www.i-mockery.com/forum forever.

Esuohlim Sep 23rd, 2011 01:21 AM

THIS THREAD

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 01:25 AM

┬──┬ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

fixd

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 01:28 AM

I received a large sum of money and I am tempted to spend all of it on books about Stalingrad.

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 01:33 AM

Guys, you do realize you're all ganging up on a legit severely socially retarded person.

You do realize this, right guys

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 01:39 AM

Look at me! I'm Rongi! :lol

Esuohlim Sep 23rd, 2011 01:58 AM

Rongi man this ain't I-Maturity.com

ThrashO Sep 23rd, 2011 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743312)
Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.

How to not rape children.

(lol he'll never figure this one out guys)

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 02:41 AM

We're not doing facts.

Try "homeless".

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 743328)
How to not rape children.

(lol he'll never figure this one out guys)

ok this made me laugh :(

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 743322)
Rongi man this ain't I-Maturity.com

let's see, we've

-made fun of someone because their dad died
-made fun of someone's daughter, who may or may not have killed themselves, to their face
-said a bunch of racist things to a spanish guy and then made fun of him because his dad got killed by the police or something

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 02:50 AM

oh yeah, and not to mention Drunk Drivers Against Anime Fans (which ruled and still rules)

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 03:10 AM

Juttin's dead dad or ScruU2wice?

There are lots of dead dads on this forum.

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 743320)
Guys, you do realize you're all ganging up on a legit severely socially retarded person.

You do realize this, right guys

everyone should rongi backwards this post

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 03:13 AM

:lol

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 03:13 AM

wtfs with all the russian spambots birthdays today

liquidstatik Sep 23rd, 2011 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 743335)
-made fun of someone's daughter, who may or may not have killed themselves, to their face

LINK?

Sam Sep 23rd, 2011 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 743318)
┬──┬ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

fixd

FUCK YOU (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ︵┻━┻

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 04:41 AM

(ノ °益°)ノ ︵ (\ .o.)\ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

FK U

ThrashO Sep 23rd, 2011 04:42 AM

80085

boobs :)

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 05:35 AM

Man, Hyacinth was a little bitch to get killed by a wayward frisbee.

Pentegarn Sep 23rd, 2011 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743302)
Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

That would work if my mom were alive you no researching fuckwit

F - -

If you are going to imitate steal my gold, (by the way, that is SO Carlos Manstealia of you) then you could at least be funny while doing so, however I do have this video response for you


Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 09:10 AM


Aaarg Sep 23rd, 2011 11:16 AM

woah i forgot that those silly carpet toilet covers existed that's crazy

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 11:54 AM

:lol

executioneer Sep 23rd, 2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 743313)
Ulcers and aspergers.

new candidate for worst role-playing game ever

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 01:30 PM

Those carpet toilet covers suck because the lid keeps slamming down unexpectedly.

Also, I read "ulcers and asparagus" and it almost made sense on another level for a moment, which should have immediately disqualified it for use here.

Or something like that.

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 743339)
Juttin's dead dad or ScruU2wice?

There are lots of dead dads on this forum.

Juttin's dead dad

Everyone kind of called "foul" on Chojin when he did that

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 01:35 PM

to scru2wice, i mean

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 743346)
LINK?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69697123

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 743386)
Juttin's dead dad

Everyone kind of called "foul" on Chojin when he did that

I don't remember me caring at all.

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 02:24 PM

what, about juttin's dead dad or scru's dead dad? scru was a good guy! juttin was horrible and fat so who cares about him

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 02:39 PM

:Comic Con interview

Pram Maven: (leaning forward into the mic) "I think, it's hard to tell who is good and who is bad on a site where the context is part of the joke. I stretched Pram's legs a bit far last season, but in this one I'd like to develop the role a little more and flesh it out into something less one dimensional. We start out with Pram in Season 1 as this clueless villain with no apparent motive for being that way, and as the I-Mockery series progresses he becomes initially more self aware and eventually peters out into a more sympathetic character. I don't want to give away any spoilers, but I can tell you that there are aspects of the show's antagonist that haven't yet been explored, which we're getting into this season."

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 02:54 PM

dammit, pram maven, even when you use a parenthetical reference to denote your actions instead of the asterisks, it's still intolerable.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 02:59 PM

Sorry Kitsa. What would you prefer? [serious]

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 03:01 PM

If you like I can just type the actions in caps...

GOES TO THE FRIDGE TO GET SOME MILK EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES HIM FART BLOOD

Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 03:11 PM

do you narrate your actions IRL?

do you walk into a room and say "PRAM MAVEN ENTERS THE ROOM, LOOKS AROUND, SHEEPISH GRIN LOL"?

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 03:19 PM

No, but I've always been an actor and incorporated gesture to get the full spectrum of the written word.

There are actions in books, are there not?

I'm just struggling with the concept of not having them. On Zug, actions are allowed, but emoticons are not. Here, you have emoticons. It just takes some getting used to, that's all. If I don't type the action of what my character is doing, do you just imagine what I could be doing? That's like using only half the alphabet.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 03:22 PM

I don't know about you, but I think in pictures and a lot of the time those pictures are moving. Actions are a big part of human expression. In fact, entire stories have been told with no dialog whatsoever.

...can I ask why actions are forbidden here?

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 04:00 PM

Dude, shut up

Aaarg Sep 23rd, 2011 04:21 PM

posting is forbidden

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 04:28 PM

TEARS OF A CLOWN

Rongi Sep 23rd, 2011 04:47 PM

WHAT IS THIS ANIME DOING BY JAMES JOYCE

GET OUT OF HERE, JAMES JOYCE!

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 04:50 PM

HUMOR REFERENCES NO ONE ELSE GETS

INSIDE JOKES

SNARK ON LOAN FROM SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS

Fathom Zero Sep 23rd, 2011 05:00 PM

seppuku bukake tsunami

b_squared Sep 23rd, 2011 05:34 PM

Walks into a room, logs into I-mockery and reads Prams posts. Vile like vomit rises in my throat as I roll my eyes and wonder why he still posts.

^ narrating my actions does not make my posts any better, or yours either Pram.

Pentegarn Sep 23rd, 2011 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 743400)
do you narrate your actions IRL?

do you walk into a room and say "PRAM MAVEN ENTERS THE ROOM, LOOKS AROUND, SHEEPISH GRIN LOL"?


Kitsa Sep 23rd, 2011 06:01 PM

Yeah, with about the same conclusion.

b_squared Sep 23rd, 2011 06:05 PM

I just realized that I ate a whole bag of candy corn in less than two days. And this isn't even the "good stuff" that you stock for halloween.

Dammit.


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