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10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 10th, 2012 06:57 PM

if you google image college football
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&c...BQ&safe=active

the first pic is just some guy playing hop scotch.

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2012 07:02 PM

Not for me, this is my first pic :D


Rongi Jan 10th, 2012 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 753596)
You should go back to school.

Oh i didn't drop out or nothing, I'm just on winter break

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2012 12:19 AM

It looks weird to me that Rodney Dangerfield's body is that small.

An antique store near here has a Rappin' Rodney LP in one of their record bins in the attic. I saw it, laughed, moved on.

Fathom Zero Jan 11th, 2012 04:14 AM

I'm going back to school tomorrow because I'm an asshole and I want to hurt myself.

Guitar Woman Jan 11th, 2012 12:00 PM

I went back to school yesterday because I'm awesome and I want an awesome degree

Aaarg Jan 11th, 2012 02:34 PM

does anybody know where a brother can get a good cheeseburge

Tadao Jan 11th, 2012 04:42 PM

Cheeseburgers are for fags, eat a chili-burger from Tommy's instead.

Aaarg Jan 12th, 2012 08:39 AM

i am allergic to chilly i must have cheesebuerger

Rongi Jan 12th, 2012 10:11 AM

i keep thinking the dude in milhouse's avatar is dave grohl

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 12th, 2012 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753602)
Not for me, this is my first pic :D


I should have grabbed the pic. It was some running back with a football doing a leap frog over a guy trying to tackle him. My cat did the same move this morning when the other cat ran at him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 753612)
Oh i didn't drop out or nothing, I'm just on winter break

Oh...well then. Is it like two weeks off?

Tadao Jan 12th, 2012 06:30 PM

God damnit 10K, don't time out again.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 12th, 2012 07:04 PM

I don't know why I thought playing 960 was a good idea. I've been getting stomped in regular chess for a week straight now.

Esuohlim Jan 12th, 2012 07:23 PM

Oh shit, you guys are still playing chess? I forgot all about that :o

Esuohlim Jan 12th, 2012 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 753671)
i keep thinking the dude in milhouse's avatar is dave grohl

A constantly high version of Dave Grohl

Zomboid Jan 12th, 2012 09:36 PM

Rongi's looks like a fat Danzig.

Edit: Ok, so that's exactly what that is. Thanks, Google!

Tadao Jan 12th, 2012 10:07 PM

Fatzig

Zomboid Jan 12th, 2012 10:08 PM

Zaftig :O

Dr. Boogie Jan 12th, 2012 10:18 PM

So I'm having a tough time at work because the boss decided to skip town for a few days and I'm basically having to run the whole business while he's gone. Then, finally, he shows up again late last night. Good, I think to myself, tomorrow I can get him caught up and ask him all those questions I've been saving for when he got back, since he's so unreliable over the phone.

I come in for work this morning, and he shows up a couple hours later, as he is wont to do. After a few minutes, he comes back to my work area and says, "John, could you take a look at this." I'm not sure what he wants to show me, so I grab my notepad and follow. He walks to the bathroom, turns to me, and gives the following speech:


"This isn't the bathroom at a Chevron station, all right!? We don't have anyone who comes in to clean our toilet! I'm not interested in cleaning up after you, and [his wife] damn sure isn't either! I've told you about this before, and now I'm getting angry!"


And he had talked to me about our toilet before. That time, he pointed out a balled-up bit of blue string that had fallen off my shirt onto the toilet seat. Back then, I just brushed it into the bowl and went about my day. This time, though, things were different:

Not only was there a small piece of lint on the seat; there was a hair on it as well! I wanted to call the CDC and have them quarantine the entire building, but I settled for just brushing the contaminants into the bowl.


I think it was something about the way he compared a hair and some lint to the conditions in a gas station men's room that made me wonder about him. I also couldn't help but wonder why he wasn't concerned about the brown ring around the inside of the toilet that's been there since I started in September of last year, or the growing pile of hair that he shoves into the corner and then ignores. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

The moral of the story is that if you're ever in a small IT shop in Southern California and you need to use the can, for god's sake make sure the toilet seat is left immaculate!

Zhukov Jan 12th, 2012 10:32 PM

Kooky.

Anyone higher up you can complain to? Failing that, any message boards you could... oh you did that.

Getting really picky about stuff like that, while ignoring the bigger problems might be a good sign that the business is (wait for it) going down the toilet!!!! and he is really stressed out.

ThrashO Jan 12th, 2012 10:57 PM

Boogie you should do as he says and befriend him, help him with anything he needs, do his taxes, create an alternate identity to hide money in his name from the public then at the last second when he thinks everything is fine you escape through a broken sewage pipe behind the crumbling bathroom wall, crawl through a half mile of human waste and then call the cops on him, blowing his entire corrupt scheme and then using the alternate identity that you created for him for yourself.

Zomboid Jan 12th, 2012 11:06 PM

Just top-tank that bitch and quit.

Dr. Boogie Jan 12th, 2012 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 753703)
Kooky.

Anyone higher up you can complain to? Failing that, any message boards you could... oh you did that.

Getting really picky about stuff like that, while ignoring the bigger problems might be a good sign that the business is (wait for it) going down the toilet!!!! and he is really stressed out.

Counting him, his wife, and me, there are three people working at the company.

He's normally fairly even-tempered, if a bit asperger-y. He does have a big problem with organization and procrastination, but that's what I'm here for.

I was a little worried after the chew out session that he might decide to can my ass the next time a mote of dust threatens to sully his toilet, but I don't think it's that likely. And if he does, well, I've got a key to the building, I know the alarm codes, and I'm really the only one who knows what components we have, and how many we have.

In the meantime, I'll be content to share stories of his weird priorities with my internet buddiez. :D

elx Jan 13th, 2012 10:49 AM

usps wouldn't allow me to change my address without subscribing to tons of coupon/catalog offers, so I closed the form and they still charged my credit card and did not update my address. bastards.

also they withheld my package from november, into january, for no reason other than holiday rush- and they couldn't "find" it. Isn't it like a felony to threaten a government agency? because i'm going to set those shitheads on fire.

elx Jan 13th, 2012 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 753714)
And if he does, well, I've got a key to the building, I know the alarm codes, and I'm really the only one who knows what components we have, and how many we have.

I like this thinking, it sounds like you should start here

Sam Jan 13th, 2012 12:47 PM

SHITHEAD

elx Jan 13th, 2012 12:54 PM

whatever you guys did to drive willie away you should fix :(

Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2012 02:14 PM

You know how Isaac Hayes got all pissed and quit when South Park made fun of scientology?

It's like that, except with ponies

elx Jan 13th, 2012 02:26 PM

chef never came back ??? :(

Babs Jan 13th, 2012 05:08 PM

I know how to get Willie back, but I'm going to need your help elx, YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. I know how you can get your precious willie back. Just cooperate and everything will be back to normal.

Chojin Jan 13th, 2012 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753746)
You know how Isaac Hayes got all pissed and quit when South Park made fun of scientology?

It's like that, except with ponies

:lol

kahljorn Jan 13th, 2012 07:08 PM

SOMEBODY CALL THE CYBEr POLIce We GOT SOMEBODY THREATENING A GOVERNMENT AGENCY HERE.

Quote:

"This isn't the bathroom at a Chevron station, all right!? We don't have anyone who comes in to clean our toilet! I'm not interested in cleaning up after you, and [his wife] damn sure isn't either! I've told you about this before, and now I'm getting angry!"
reminds me of that part in breakfast of champions when the goingcrazyguy gets all crazy and berates people because they are wearing hawaiian shirts on hawaiian day.

oh man i was somehow on the last page and didn't realize it :(

Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2012 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 753737)
also they withheld my package from november, into january, for no reason other than holiday rush- and they couldn't "find" it. Isn't it like a felony to threaten a government agency? because i'm going to set those shitheads on fire.

Is this the one with the turtle?

Aaarg Jan 13th, 2012 10:52 PM

today i almost bought a carl sagan book from a thrift store but it had mold on it

like mold that you could scrape off

kahljorn Jan 13th, 2012 10:56 PM

carl sagan is like the carlos mencia of the scientific community

wth is with carls

Aaarg Jan 13th, 2012 11:50 PM


Esuohlim Jan 14th, 2012 12:31 AM


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Esuohlim Jan 14th, 2012 12:43 AM


Sam Jan 14th, 2012 01:12 AM

OUR AVATARS LOOK THE SAME.

Sam Jan 14th, 2012 01:14 AM

SOMEONE PLEASE AMALGAMATE MY AVATAR AND MULEHORSE'S AVATAR TOGETHER PLEASE.

elx Jan 14th, 2012 02:21 AM

is the weather this bipolar in the rest of the country?

elx Jan 14th, 2012 02:21 AM

also i just texted thrasho and he responded so clearly he is not dead

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 14th, 2012 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 753714)
Counting him, his wife, and me, there are three people working at the company.

He's normally fairly even-tempered, if a bit asperger-y. He does have a big problem with organization and procrastination, but that's what I'm here for.

I was a little worried after the chew out session that he might decide to can my ass the next time a mote of dust threatens to sully his toilet, but I don't think it's that likely. And if he does, well, I've got a key to the building, I know the alarm codes, and I'm really the only one who knows what components we have, and how many we have.

In the meantime, I'll be content to share stories of his weird priorities with my internet buddiez. :D

You should smear birthday cake all over the place.

Aaarg Jan 14th, 2012 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 753789)
is the weather this bipolar in the rest of the country?

i was going to say yes but you and i are in the same part of the country

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 14th, 2012 07:43 PM

The weather is so bad near rochester, ny twelve different kids caught terettes.

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2012 07:46 PM

maybe you were talking to a ghost writer, elx ;O

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2012 07:47 PM

the weather is so bad here right now i have to wear a light jacket ;/

the other day i had to wear a light jacket AND socks

these weather changes are out of control

Tadao Jan 14th, 2012 07:54 PM

Tell me about it. I almost had to cancel a park picnic tomorrow.

Fathom Zero Jan 14th, 2012 08:10 PM

elx are you and thrasho going to have retarded children together

Aaarg Jan 14th, 2012 08:33 PM

my ipod doesn't work when it gets too cold now so i have to bring it inside instead of leaving it in my vehicle as i have for the past five years

this morning i let my car warm up and scraped some ice off the windshield and then my ipod was too cold to use already.

fuck u apple, FUCK U

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2012 11:25 PM

if you keep it in your underwear maybe it wont gt cold

Aaarg Jan 14th, 2012 11:32 PM

yeah but what if a cop pulls me over and i'm trying to turn the music off and i got my hands in my pant and the cops is like "what are you doing there" and im like "im fumbling with my wires hang on a minute" and then i go to jail

oyou're just trying to get rid of me

FUCK you !!!!!!!!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 15th, 2012 01:40 AM

sorry officer, there is a cheeseburger in my pants. thats how you get rid of people

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2012 02:01 AM

but policemen love undercover cheeseburgers :(

Aaarg Jan 15th, 2012 10:10 AM

i was going to look for a picture of an excited cop re: cheeseburgers but "excited cop" on gis brought up this instead

Babs Jan 15th, 2012 07:02 PM

Oh that's an exited cop alright.

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2012 07:13 PM

i cant decide if i wnt to go out and not be a loser or stay inside and smoke weed and play videogames

maybe ill smoke some weed to help me decide.

Babs Jan 15th, 2012 07:23 PM

HOLY SHIT BRUH I'M DOIN THE SAME THANE. CEPT LIKE IM TALKIG TO YOU NIGZ AND SMOKIN DANK AND PLAYIN DREAMCAST LOL. SHIT NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO IGNORE ME CUZE WERE THE SAME, BONDING!

Babs Jan 15th, 2012 07:24 PM

more like I'm posting and your posting around me LOL!!!

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2012 07:28 PM

i just smoked weed and i still cant decide:(

maybe ill just play some videogamesuntil i make a decision

Babs Jan 15th, 2012 07:30 PM

WHATGAME

Babs Jan 15th, 2012 07:31 PM

I'LL MAKE YOU SOME FRENCH TOAST TO HELP MULL IT OVER.

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2012 08:28 PM

sup babs

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2012 08:29 PM

i played empire total war and now im playing x3

Babs Jan 15th, 2012 08:36 PM

Sup cowhorn. I'm playing skies of arcadia, about to put in code Veronica.

Aaarg Jan 15th, 2012 09:02 PM

i want some w33d

Chojin Jan 16th, 2012 01:08 AM

i fucked off for so long that i only had time to apply to one of the two colleges I wanted to :\

at least it was the one i like a lot more

still, qq

Tadao Jan 16th, 2012 02:41 PM

ICDC accepted you?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 16th, 2012 04:30 PM

Independent collage of detective comics

Rongi Jan 16th, 2012 04:39 PM

I have a bunch of weed right now but it's too cold out for me to wanna go outside and toke. I dont wanna smoke it in my house cuz thats gross

#whitemanproblems

kahljorn Jan 16th, 2012 04:59 PM

stand in the doorway and smoke thatswhat id id yesterday cause it was raining a;9

Babs Jan 16th, 2012 08:09 PM

DOWN STAIRS IN THE BASEMENT

Kitsa Jan 16th, 2012 10:23 PM

token post to ruin the internet experience of others

dextire Jan 17th, 2012 01:31 AM

Any promising new entries to the WTFbus museum? :)

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 17th, 2012 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 753900)
stand in the doorway and smoke thatswhat id id yesterday cause it was raining a;9

That's how I drink. In case there is an earthquake a ceiling doesn't ruin my booze.

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2012 01:49 AM

:lol

Aaarg Jan 17th, 2012 09:17 AM

i had to go to a head shop yesterday and it made me actively hate potheads again

and then i got real fucked up and it made me actively nothing

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2012 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dextire (Post 753920)
Any promising new entries to the WTFbus museum? :)

not really :/

Dimnos Jan 17th, 2012 11:52 AM

Happy birthday month kitsa kitten.

Rongi Jan 17th, 2012 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 753900)
stand in the doorway and smoke thatswhat id id yesterday cause it was raining a;9

i used to do that with cigarettes but it usually backfired and the area around the doorway would smell :(

my friend left his bowl here. it is the dumbest piece. it has no carb and it's shaped like a joint, so i'm always afraid the weed is gonna fall out. i would roll a joint instead but i don't have that much bud

Rongi Jan 17th, 2012 01:19 PM

maybe i should use my mom's bowl, it's actually shaped like a pipe. i feel weird using my mom's piece though :/

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 17th, 2012 02:40 PM

REAL NEWS ARTICLES FROM THE DEVIL INSIDE DOCUMENTARY! SERIOUS BUSINESS!.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 753958)
http://www.therossifiles.com/site/20...icle/#comments



Is that how they got around the disclaimer. Its a Docramentary.

This is seriously an all star list of idiots.

I wish these people would start posting here.

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2012 04:07 PM

:lol
can't believe i bothered reading all of that :(

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2012 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 753952)
Happy birthday month kitsa kitten.

bday's in March actually but thanks

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2012 04:22 PM

thank god i found ths in the banner ads guys

http://www.hojomotor.com/

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 17th, 2012 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 753967)
thank god i found ths in the banner ads guys

http://www.hojomotor.com/

I was watching the video and the natural gas picture on the right. Then they got the giant red X over it and the family feud noise went off in my head.

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2012 06:36 PM

happy birhdayt kitsa

Sam Jan 17th, 2012 09:11 PM

I GOT BANNED FROM MULEHORSES FACEBOOK :lol

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2012 09:43 PM

what did you do

kahljorn Jan 17th, 2012 09:58 PM

maybe you and chojin should form some kind of facebook gang

Kitsa Jan 17th, 2012 10:39 PM

I'm sorry. Have a tampon.

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2012 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 753980)
I GOT BANNED FROM MULEHORSES FACEBOOK :lol

LIMITED PROFILE, SON. KNOW YOUR PLACE.

Zomboid Jan 18th, 2012 12:55 AM

I guess I deleted Sam a looong time ago, but I don't even remember doing it.

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2012 01:14 AM

That Wikipedia blackout is stupid as hell. Hit Esc before the page fully loads

Sam Jan 18th, 2012 01:35 AM

YEAH CHANGE THE SUBJECT, ELITIST.

Esuohlim Jan 18th, 2012 02:36 AM

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS BREAKFAST CLUB, THOUGH

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2012 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 753956)
maybe i should use my mom's bowl, it's actually shaped like a pipe. i feel weird using my mom's piece though :/

gravity bong

i have one setup on the side of my house ;/ lol

Sam Jan 18th, 2012 03:42 AM

OH YEAH, HE BLOCKED ME BECAUSE I SEEN BREAKFAST CLUB BEFORE.

MY BAD. :rolleyes

Dimnos Jan 18th, 2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 753964)
bday's in March actually but thanks

I would have sworn your kis was only a month younger than mine. :\


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