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kahljorn Feb 10th, 2012 06:04 PM

who do you trust futurama or chojin with his worldly knowledge :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 10th, 2012 06:23 PM

chojin lied to me then.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 10th, 2012 06:24 PM

also, http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Zuggernaut_(New_Earth)

:lol

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2012 12:22 AM

:lol

Emu Feb 13th, 2012 06:41 PM

I aspire not to be a faggot this year. Not going so well so far. :<

Emu Feb 13th, 2012 06:48 PM

No seriously though I think my job is killing me. It's why I haven't been posting here lately. That and my laptop had a meltdown like 3 weeks ago. But yeah my job.

Basically what I do is I go in and shovel ice into bags to be used to store blood, which has to be kept as cold as possible to avoid spoilage. Anyway though this wouldn't be so bad but for a few things. Namely that the machines I scoop the ice out of are very low to the ground and I am 6'1". I have to spend about 6 hours every day bent at a 45 degree angle and making repetitive wrist movements. Also, I work in the very early morning (usually at 12:00 a.m. - 2 a.m. til about 8 or 9 in the morning) and my schedule is utterly, completely random. It's gotten a bit better, but during the holidays it was not uncommon for me to go in at 4 a.m. one night and then 1 a.m. the next day. I miss the sun.

I also load heavy shit onto trucks in -100 degree weather and that's doing a number on my back as well. I am beginning to wonder if it's worth it at all but I really need the job and I get insurance benefits from it but I'm worried it's coming at the cost of my health. WHAT DO

kahljorn Feb 13th, 2012 07:10 PM

winter's almost over so hopefully itll get better!

Emu Feb 13th, 2012 07:16 PM

I hope so but I still work in the dark so getting warmer isn't really going to help too much until like May :<

kahljorn Feb 13th, 2012 07:50 PM

youll be so miserable you wont even realize that the time flies by until next winter

Zhukov Feb 13th, 2012 09:32 PM

Back problems can lead to a really bad quality of life later on, and some kind of insurance isn't going to be much help down the track when your back is just completely fucked.

If it's bad enough for you to be worried about it, it's probably bad enough for you to look for another job.

Evil Robot II Feb 14th, 2012 01:15 AM

Why dont you use a diferent shovel?

Emu Feb 14th, 2012 06:26 PM

It's not a shovel, actually, it's a hand scoop, basically like the ones used to scoop coffee at the grocer's but bigger. A for reals shovel would be too big to scoop into the bags properly.

kahljorn Feb 14th, 2012 06:54 PM

:lol man that sucks and is also ridiculous as fuck

yuou need one of those grabber things where you push a button and the mouth thing closes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 14th, 2012 06:58 PM

Like hungry hungry hippos.

LordSappington Feb 14th, 2012 07:34 PM

I just got broken up with. I'm not doing so great guys.

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2012 08:15 PM

Chin up bro it's Valentine's day!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 14th, 2012 09:00 PM


elx Feb 15th, 2012 12:13 AM

I want chocolate :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 15th, 2012 12:29 AM

I got you a cholate heart box elx. Its got sponge candy in it.

kahljorn Feb 15th, 2012 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 754866)
I just got broken up with. I'm not doing so great guys.

she broke up with you on valentines day?

what a cunt move.

Sam Feb 15th, 2012 01:57 AM

YOU FRUIT CUPS.

Emu Feb 15th, 2012 11:34 AM

it takes all kinds of fruits to make fruit cup

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2012 12:01 PM

BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2012 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 627117)
BLING BLONG BLING BLONG BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 627899)
BLING BLONG BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 672097)
STOGIE'S EATING THE COUCH BLING BLONG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 627959)
BLING BLONG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 713752)
RANKERI STOGIE'S EATING THE COUCH IT SOUNDS LIKE A GORILLA EATING A LOG CABIN BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

:x

Aaarg Feb 15th, 2012 06:49 PM

life's great you guys are quears


the other day i got high and pulled out a sketchbook to see if anything would come out but eventually my mind was stuck on how much i hate the town i'm living in now because it's all fast food and churches and all of the things i was drawing involved churches or cheeseburgers.

i decided it was time to put the paper away when i drew the sacred heart of jesus replacing the heart with a cheeseburger

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2012 06:57 PM

Can you post us a picture of that cheeseburger? ;) ;)

Emu Feb 15th, 2012 08:20 PM

There was a pretty old church behind my house that got converted into the largest McDonald's playplace in the 3 nearest counties.

kahljorn Feb 15th, 2012 08:51 PM

mixing religion and cheeseburgers?

banned

also fast foodchurches sound awesome

Emu Feb 15th, 2012 09:34 PM

did willie quit the internet

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2012 10:25 PM

He quit I-Mock because Chojin was a downer about ponies

Zomboid Feb 16th, 2012 12:23 AM

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

Zomboid Feb 16th, 2012 12:23 AM

No meat touching, please!

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2012 07:01 PM

WEIRDIE BEANS AT WEIRDIE BEANS AT WEIRDIE BEANS AT WEIRDIE BEANS AT

Emu Feb 16th, 2012 07:15 PM



I've never seen it written so neatly.

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2012 12:22 AM

I sat next to a table of drunken idiot community college girls this evening. I'm sure that makes them eminently fuckable in someone's book but holy shit were they dumb. They were loud, so everyone got to share in their conversation about tube socks, and one of them kept bragging about her 2.4 GPA. One of them stuck her hand in the fireplace because she didn't believe the flames were real. To make things extra classy, when the mexican waiters came out to sing their birthday song to a guy a couple of tables over, one of them waved her arms and sang BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BURRIIIIIITO.

Zhukov Feb 17th, 2012 01:51 AM

Didn't believe the flames were real...

kahljorn Feb 17th, 2012 02:05 AM

Quote:

I sat next to a table of drunken idiot community college girls this evening. I'm sure that makes them eminently fuckable in someone's book
you read my mind :O

Aaarg Feb 17th, 2012 12:25 PM

yesterday i heard somebody exclaim "i'm so hungry i could eat... a dirt sandwich."

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2012 12:26 PM

Ugh.

I was kind of really hoping the waiters spit in their food.

ThrashO Feb 17th, 2012 03:14 PM

at a restaurant id say about 60%-80% of the food will be touched by unwashed hands at some point before it gets to you. It could be as many as 3 people too. The cook, the person traying food, and the server.

I feel bad for people who give a shit about germs.

Kitsa Feb 17th, 2012 05:19 PM

Yeah, my hopes were high because this restaurant had previously been shut down for some exotic Mexican stomach bug infecting a good chunk of the town. Best margaritas on earth, though. I think they pour a whole bottle of cuervo in the blender, and sometimes they serve them with upside-down coronas sticking out of them. I figure I'll drink one of those with my meal and whatever bug makes it through that deserves to go on and duke it out with my immune system.

Usually if I follow my rules (no sour cream, no preservative-soaked meat or lettuce, no pink hamburger), I'm good.

Babs Feb 18th, 2012 12:53 AM

I wish dishes all day and make club sandwhiches for people afterwards. Dishwasher specialty.

Chojin Feb 18th, 2012 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 754991)
To make things extra classy, when the mexican waiters came out to sing their birthday song to a guy a couple of tables over

i read this as "mexican wrestlers"

uncaring chimp Feb 18th, 2012 08:41 AM

I had lunch at a Mexican resturant today and I spit in my own food, just because I hate myself.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 18th, 2012 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 755050)
Yeah, my hopes were high because this restaurant had previously been shut down for some exotic Mexican stomach bug infecting a good chunk of the town. Best margaritas on earth, though. I think they pour a whole bottle of cuervo in the blender, and sometimes they serve them with upside-down coronas sticking out of them. I figure I'll drink one of those with my meal and whatever bug makes it through that deserves to go on and duke it out with my immune system.

Usually if I follow my rules (no sour cream, no preservative-soaked meat or lettuce, no pink hamburger), I'm good.

montezuma's revenge

Kitsa Feb 18th, 2012 01:35 PM

I think that was from cracked clay sewer pipes that deliver your drinking water with a twist of cholera, but yeah, something like that.

Zomboid Feb 18th, 2012 02:28 PM


ThrashO Feb 18th, 2012 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 755074)
I wish dishes all day and make club sandwhiches for people afterwards. Dishwasher specialty.

every restaraunt i've worked at there's a big sweaty mexican (or a little sweaty mexican) who washes dishes for about 10 hours a day getting splashed with slop, and then when he transfers the dishes from the dish pit to the cooks he carries them by holding them up against his sweaty body/trash splattered apron.

Babs Feb 18th, 2012 05:25 PM

That was probably me.

Babs Feb 18th, 2012 05:31 PM

All this talk about cracked clay sewer pipes is making me hungry.

Evil Robot II Feb 19th, 2012 04:29 AM

yEAH, MEXICANS SURE ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE. iTS A GOOD THING YOU GUYS HATE THEM SO MUCH OR YOU WOULD GET SICK TO OFTEN.

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2012 08:22 PM

This restaurant is fantastic and the mexicans here are the richest people in town, so I don't think they give two shits if some drunk community college girl replaces their birthday lyrics with burrito burrito burrito tbh

kahljorn Feb 20th, 2012 04:03 AM

the richest people in your town are mexican?

Aaarg Feb 20th, 2012 09:32 AM

ohio

Babs Feb 20th, 2012 05:56 PM

Portsmouth

kahljorn Feb 20th, 2012 05:59 PM

do you guys still have feudalism in ohio

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 20th, 2012 06:55 PM

:lol

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2012 09:47 PM

yes

Rongi Feb 20th, 2012 11:55 PM

so I got a blowjob this morning and the girl's kind of new at giving them so after i spooged she didn't let go of it in her mouth and my weiner scraped up against her teeth and now there's a bunch of purple spots on the tip of it

Sam Feb 21st, 2012 02:31 AM

:lol

Aaarg Feb 21st, 2012 08:40 AM

i have a sore spot as well br0 dont worry u not alone

Zhukov Feb 21st, 2012 10:56 AM

I'm moving out of my flat tomorrow, but I've left cleaning it up until the very last minute. The place is a dump and it's nearly 2am.

Should I clean it up now and probably not sleep, don't worry about it, or go to bed now and wake up early to do it?

You're all in a different hemisphere and wont reply to this until it's too late, if at all.

Aaarg Feb 21st, 2012 01:37 PM

depending on how much you have to do, not sleeping may be your only option

Colonel Flagg Feb 21st, 2012 02:11 PM

kiss that security deposit goodbye

Aaarg Feb 21st, 2012 03:00 PM

whoop

Kitsa Feb 21st, 2012 03:07 PM

I wouldn't sleep, but I would rather clean than sleep anyway.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 21st, 2012 03:12 PM

Just vacuum it and that should work.

Zhukov Feb 21st, 2012 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 755207)
kiss that security deposit goodbye

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 755212)
Just vacuum it and that should work.

I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.

Colonel Flagg Feb 21st, 2012 11:27 PM

Sometimes, it's worth the money.

AChimp Feb 22nd, 2012 01:06 AM



I'm not sure if I should be scared by this image or incredibly turned on.

Evil Robot II Feb 22nd, 2012 01:25 AM

That looks like one of the ads for those places that "helps" people finance homes. Seriously, thats like one of the animations they use.

Evil Robot II Feb 23rd, 2012 03:32 AM

I found this for some reason came up under googles auto complete thing. Guys we have a problem there are a small amount of people who actually HATE us. I don't know what you guys did to these people but it must have been horrible. They are formidable opponents too. One of them boasts that she make $2000 a week working from her home, while another has turned $47 in $5000 by doing something.

They got together and made a facebook page. If this board is anyything like an arab nations government we should fear facebook pages against us.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate...wall&filter=12

Also a person named "brian Lynch" hates us.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564725185

I say we take the path of Mohamed Assad destroy this rebel held city.

Aaarg Feb 23rd, 2012 08:53 AM

my sister sent me a text about how she got her first dui (she wears this as some sort of point of pride considering she's been drunk-driving for over a decade) and she burned her face on the steering wheel when she ran head-on into a telephone pole and totaled her car.

am i supposed to feel sorry for her?

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2012 02:21 PM

she obviously thinks its cool so why should you feel bad for her

unless its because shes stupid

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 23rd, 2012 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 755214)
I went with these options. Hoovering the dishes actually works quite well, too.

I read that as hovering dishes at first which made me think you were

Hangie Feb 23rd, 2012 06:50 PM

Why is one poking up out of his pooper?

Guitar Woman Feb 23rd, 2012 09:15 PM

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to spin plates on sticks?

Zhukov Feb 23rd, 2012 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot II (Post 755273)
I found this for some reason came up under googles auto complete thing. Guys we have a problem there are a small amount of people who actually HATE us. I don't know what you guys did to these people but it must have been horrible. They are formidable opponents too. One of them boasts that she make $2000 a week working from her home, while another has turned $47 in $5000 by doing something.

They got together and made a facebook page. If this board is anyything like an arab nations government we should fear facebook pages against us.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/i-hate...wall&filter=12

Also a person named "brian Lynch" hates us.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=564725185

I say we take the path of Mohamed Assad destroy this rebel held city.

I thought that was a legit anti i-mockery group for a little while, and I was proud.

ThrashO Feb 25th, 2012 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 755278)
my sister sent me a text about how she got her first dui (she wears this as some sort of point of pride considering she's been drunk-driving for over a decade) and she burned her face on the steering wheel when she ran head-on into a telephone pole and totaled her car.

sounds pretty cool to me

HickMan Feb 26th, 2012 02:51 AM

sup guys. I'm super fucking drunk and I probably won't remember posting this in the morening so FUCK it.

BTW ITS REALLY GOOD BEING BACK IN THE USA COMPARED TO AFGHANISTAN

Big McLargehuge Feb 26th, 2012 03:02 AM

hey hickman.

HickMan Feb 26th, 2012 03:05 AM

sup dude

Big McLargehuge Feb 26th, 2012 03:09 AM

I came back for sam's b-day.

HickMan Feb 26th, 2012 03:13 AM

uappy birthday sam!

Colonel Flagg Feb 26th, 2012 09:59 AM

Welcome home.

Sam Feb 26th, 2012 01:13 PM

MY BIRTHDAY IS TRULY A MAGICAL DAY.

Tadao Feb 26th, 2012 01:40 PM

KORAN BURNER

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 26th, 2012 06:36 PM

KORAN BURGER

Esuohlim Feb 26th, 2012 07:15 PM

KOREAN BONER

Evil Robot II Feb 27th, 2012 04:34 PM

COCKER SPANIEL

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2012 05:16 AM


Zhukov Feb 28th, 2012 08:18 AM

I can understand everything but the mayonnaise.

Aaarg Feb 28th, 2012 01:31 PM

vomit

Big McLargehuge Feb 28th, 2012 04:36 PM

the butter would just melt >:

Evil Robot II Feb 28th, 2012 11:14 PM

Do that with ice cubes

Big McLargehuge Feb 29th, 2012 12:58 AM

greaseburn.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 29th, 2012 02:54 AM

Grass bums

Big McLargehuge Feb 29th, 2012 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 755564)
Grass bums

I don't know you and I don't give a fuck about you.

ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2012 03:14 AM

Every time theres storm they cut off the energy in my country specilly after midnight so yeah pretty much rain brough me here since i cant sleep :( anyways happy birtday sam :\

Big McLargehuge Feb 29th, 2012 03:19 AM

Happy birthdays belong in happy birthday threads! Don't they teach etiquette in whatever backwards as fuck country you are from?


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