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ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2012 03:21 AM

I'll go to my pc now that power went back though i dont know how much it gonna last

ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2012 03:27 AM

Im from argentina land of futbol, choripan, tango, mate etc

Big McLargehuge Feb 29th, 2012 04:12 AM

I was going to say something about Peronismo and how Argentina only has the facade of a first world country but blah blah blah, I don't fucking know you!

Fathom Zero Feb 29th, 2012 04:25 AM

el pila

how many pots have you smoken

ElPila666 Feb 29th, 2012 05:04 AM

i have smoke a lot lately although i'm waiting to smoke my own harvest that i plant back in september im almost there

Fathom Zero Feb 29th, 2012 05:14 AM

that's what's up, dawg

Zhukov Feb 29th, 2012 08:17 AM

Farkin' Argies.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 29th, 2012 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 755566)
I don't know you and I don't give a fuck about you.

I was hoping you weren't still a fat bellied cunt.

Otto Feb 29th, 2012 04:50 PM

I hate having to drive for an hour to the next town just to get decent weed.

I also want to buy a San Pedro cactus, I've always wanted to try mescaline.

Big McLargehuge Feb 29th, 2012 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 755578)
I was hoping you weren't still a fat bellied cunt.

Hope is for losers. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 29th, 2012 08:45 PM

:(

Otto Feb 29th, 2012 09:20 PM

Yeah, give in to despair.

Tadao Feb 29th, 2012 10:34 PM

:(

Babs Feb 29th, 2012 11:23 PM

:(

Fathom Zero Feb 29th, 2012 11:29 PM

:lol

Otto Mar 1st, 2012 03:06 PM

I bought a model kit from the fifties at a flea-market and last night I realized that I suck at painting models just as much as I did when I was 13.


STOP SMILING AT ME, YOU POLYSTYRENE ASSHOLE!

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 1st, 2012 03:23 PM

Do you have/can get a paintball gun? Just light it up with it.

Tadao Mar 1st, 2012 06:37 PM

Quit being a pussy.


Otto Mar 1st, 2012 08:09 PM

I really like how the box art barely looks like the actual model.

I think I read that the artist did the final box sketches based on his prototypes, but the guy stamping out the parts just copied the prototypes.

MarioRPG Mar 1st, 2012 08:13 PM

I think that's the fact with most toys... They always look better on the box.

kahljorn Mar 2nd, 2012 01:19 PM

Quote:

I also want to buy a San Pedro cactus, I've always wanted to try mescaline.
or find it growing in someones yard ;O

i had a san pedro cactus but now my ex has it :(

Otto Mar 2nd, 2012 07:39 PM

My plan is to order three doses worth of Blue Torch cuttings and trip out on them with two friends, and if I enjoy it, I'll buy another cutting to plant.

Thrifty Burnout tm

LordSappington Mar 2nd, 2012 08:58 PM

After all the bullshit I've been put through these past few weeks, I think I've earned a major smokeout followed by going downtown to see where Lady Mary takes me. Wish me luck.

Zhukov Mar 2nd, 2012 11:40 PM

No I wont, you pot head.

Kitsa Mar 2nd, 2012 11:48 PM

I'm officially a student again. I must be fucking out of my mind.

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2012 11:54 PM

Yeah, and on top of that you're probably crazy! :rimshot

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 755617)
Quit being a pussy.


it looks like that avatar zhukov was using for a while

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 12:06 AM

i went and got a medicinal marijuana card today and bought some weed. Got five grams for the price of 3.5 :O

Evil Robot II Mar 3rd, 2012 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 755642)
i went and got a medicinal marijuana card today and bought some weed. Got five grams for the price of 3.5 :O

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

Zhukov Mar 3rd, 2012 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 755641)
it looks like that avatar zhukov was using for a while

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Also, what's wrong with you that you have to (get to) receive medical marijuana? Cancer?

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 01:54 AM

insomnia

Zhukov Mar 3rd, 2012 01:55 AM

Such lies.

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 01:56 AM

its already ten o clock here

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2012 03:12 AM

You can do as little as complain about a headache and get a medical marijuana card in certain states, no questions asked. I learned this from JOE ROGAN, my source of up-to-date world news and events

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 3rd, 2012 12:09 PM

JOE ROGAN is verbum dei ever since he became the news reporter of how terrible carlos mencia is.

elx Mar 3rd, 2012 12:20 PM

"who the fuck is davy jones?"
"a pirate"
"no no, a monkey"

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 01:08 PM

Quote:

You can do as little as complain about a headache
I also get tension headaches. it was pretty easy, really. The guy giving the evaluation seemed upset that i took the process seriously :lol

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 01:13 PM

this one place gives you a gram of keef for free when you order from them

Otto Mar 3rd, 2012 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 755661)
You can do as little as complain about a headache and get a medical marijuana card in certain states, no questions asked. I learned this from JOE ROGAN, my source of up-to-date world news and events

I wanted to move to Oregon, but they don't list clinical depression as one of the diseases that gets you a medical marijuana card. :(

I don't want to move to California!

Big McLargehuge Mar 3rd, 2012 02:45 PM

Who needs a card in Oregon? It is the home of plentiful and cheap kb.

Tadao Mar 3rd, 2012 04:55 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 3rd, 2012 06:56 PM

flaggggggggggg

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2012 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 755668)
"who the fuck is davy jones?"
"a pirate"
"no no, a monkey"

I learned about his death from my mom. At first I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer :eek

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2012 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 755667)
JOE ROGAN is verbum dei ever since he became the news reporter of how terrible carlos mencia is.

True dat, brah. I listened to a couple episodes of his podcast and he's way less of an asshole than I had initially thought. He's a surprisingly chill dude.

He said that the only way he got through Fear Factor was to be completely blazed during the taping. :hat

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 07:37 PM

Quote:

I wanted to move to Oregon, but they don't list clinical depression as one of the diseases that gets you a medical marijuana card.
you can proly still get it for depression. its sort of up to the discretion of the doctor i think

Otto Mar 3rd, 2012 08:12 PM

Hopefully, by my birthday, I'll be with my best friend and his girl friend having group mescaline heaves.

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 09:23 PM

i saw some san pedro at home depot today

also you can buy it on ebay

kahljorn Mar 3rd, 2012 09:24 PM

faheoufheaouhfoaej cnldz faefaeef

Colonel Flagg Mar 3rd, 2012 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 755677)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 755678)
flaggggggggggg

:faint

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2012 11:32 PM

Happy birthday Flagg I hope your day contained 554.12 ± 2.98 kg of FUN :x

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 3rd, 2012 11:43 PM

Is that chemistry for tonite ?

Esuohlim Mar 4th, 2012 12:12 AM

I don't even know anymore. My brain has become incredibly dumb in the last 10 months :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 4th, 2012 12:18 AM

Welcome to post college life :lol :tear

Babs Mar 4th, 2012 02:10 AM

More like welcome to my life.

Colonel Flagg Mar 4th, 2012 11:21 PM

Thanks Millhouse, for an obscure chemistry reference that will keep me up a few more hours.

Esuohlim Mar 4th, 2012 11:31 PM

FUN is a real compound of equal parts fluorine, uranium, and nitrogen AND IT'S IN OUR TOOTHPASTE :EEEEEEK

Kitsa Mar 5th, 2012 12:03 AM

Happy Birthday, Flagg. Mine is easier.

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2012 12:23 AM

that doesn't sound like a very stable compound

ThrashO Mar 5th, 2012 02:45 AM

But combined with potassium you get FUNK :posh

Colonel Flagg Mar 5th, 2012 05:29 AM

Combined with Phosphorus, you get P-FUNK


Colonel Flagg Mar 5th, 2012 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 755719)
FUN is a real compound of equal parts fluorine, uranium, and nitrogen AND IT'S IN OUR TOOTHPASTE :EEEEEEK

Are you trying to recall Coolinator back from his ban?

(you need to say his name only 4 more times)

Sethomas Mar 5th, 2012 05:42 AM

I'm all Selenium, Thorium, Protactinium, and Cerium.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 5th, 2012 09:29 AM

I have a heart of pyrite.

Colonel Flagg Mar 5th, 2012 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 755734)
I'm all Selenium, Thorium, Protactinium, and Cerium.

You, sir, are radioactive.

Otto Mar 5th, 2012 03:04 PM

My birthday is at the end of the month. I think I'll reminisce on my art school days by downing a bottle of mouthwash.

Kitsa Mar 5th, 2012 07:12 PM

I found out last night that Marge Simpson and I have the same birthday, at least for the sake of their plotline.

Big McLargehuge Mar 5th, 2012 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 755753)
Oh come on Seth, you know I find your intellectual contortions fascinating.

Spoilers!

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 5th, 2012 08:11 PM

My birthday is almost 10,000 days ago

Big McLargehuge Mar 5th, 2012 08:17 PM

I was born 10,030 days ago. Whippersnapper.

Sethomas Mar 5th, 2012 08:54 PM

Biggie, it's no miracle that you predicted my reaction. I imagine that you've grown quite accustomed to people calling you a bore. I am, however, surprised that you haven't grown out of having such a fragile ego that this is the kind of thing you'd like to perpetuate.

Big McLargehuge Mar 5th, 2012 09:12 PM

Oh, you know nothing of my ego.

Zhukov Mar 5th, 2012 11:21 PM

Speaking of ego, my futsal team made it into the grand final this Friday, and we're going to decimate the other team. They somehow made it into the finals without winning a single game all season, and last time we played them, we won 20 nil.

I'm going to get five goals in a row and do a dance.

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2012 11:24 PM

I hear you can feed a whole family in Tasmania for a week with only 20 nil

Rongi Mar 5th, 2012 11:37 PM

:lol

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2012 09:32 AM

IT'S ALMOST PURIM

TIME FOR MY NAUGHTY JEWISH SONG


Big McLargehuge Mar 6th, 2012 03:56 PM

I just found out that my astronomy professor worked on Voyager 2 and knew Carl Sagan. :nerdboner

ThrashO Mar 6th, 2012 04:29 PM

I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

Tadao Mar 6th, 2012 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 749233)


I don't think anyone will get this though.

This is stupid

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2012 08:47 PM

BUT YOU GOT IT THOUGH.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2012 08:49 PM

Seth, using your knowledge of religion where does this stand on the blasphemy scale

When god is fucking a woman she calls out my name

Esuohlim Mar 6th, 2012 09:03 PM

I bet god is a donkey puncher

Sethomas Mar 6th, 2012 09:15 PM

10K G: Somewhere below this, I would say.
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....6&postcount=24

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2012 10:20 PM

Was it right after you posted that you almost sliced your finger off?

Now I'm afraid my thumb might get sliced off.

Fathom Zero Mar 7th, 2012 01:49 AM


Shyandquietguy Mar 7th, 2012 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 755789)
I love rongi's down syndrome danzig the best

Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:03 AM


Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:19 AM

my youtube thing isn't working

i cooked my girlfriend mac and cheese today for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob, which i did not receive because we had to go to logic to not pay attention to our awful professor for an hour and a half

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:30 AM

i havent done drugs in a while im domesticated

i really want to do some drugs

Esuohlim Mar 8th, 2012 12:32 AM

I fixed your youtube video for the express purpose of receiving a blowjob ;)

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:37 AM

oh jeez :o

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 12:42 AM

thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2012 01:18 PM

She should have blown you at class.

Colonel Flagg Mar 8th, 2012 01:50 PM

Might have worked out - most of the class was probably asleep.

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2012 03:05 PM

Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Also; http://mkdo.co/post/18196675416

Mike Doughty rules.

kahljorn Mar 8th, 2012 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 755844)
thank you college, thank you for cock blocking me so i can listen to some asshole on a one year teaching contract barely contain his resentment while he speaks in a monotone about fallacies of exclusive premises

really, so much more exciting than having a girl put my penis in her mouth

h8 college

mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

ThrashO Mar 8th, 2012 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755809)
Is there a single moment where you are NOT jerking yourself off you oblivious faggot?

yes it does do that :rock

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 755860)
Are you doing propositional calculus for your logic class?

Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

Rongi Mar 8th, 2012 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 755862)
mabe you should've focused on the fallacy of the missing premise and included it in your blowjob reasoning.

this is how i should be studying logic, by using it more to get blowjobs

Shyandquietguy Mar 8th, 2012 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 755863)
yes it does do that :rock

And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

ThrashO Mar 9th, 2012 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755868)
And yet that doesn't improve a thing. Maybe it's because you stepped on someone just to become silently abhorred?

i suppose it would in a time like this :pirate


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