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Aaarg Apr 11th, 2012 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757379)
That's worse than the my little pony gang. :eek

the difference is :xmas3:lol2:lol2:lol2:killme

Tadao Apr 11th, 2012 09:50 PM

The difference is that women at the Re Fairs like to squish their bewbs together and display them and it is perfectly alright to stare at them, slap them on the ass and call her a wench. Not at all that bad now that I thinks about it. Accept you have to pay 10 dollars for a quarter pound of boiled red cabbage.

Tadao Apr 11th, 2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 757297)
you'll never get a page brak again if i have anything to do with it ha ha ha :emlt

It would seem that you have nothing to do with it. :hat

Tadao Apr 11th, 2012 09:52 PM


Dimnos Apr 11th, 2012 10:33 PM

:motorboat

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2012 11:41 PM

My god, that is fantastic.

Phoenix Gamma Apr 12th, 2012 12:58 AM

Her cups runneth over :eek

Babs Apr 12th, 2012 04:10 AM

They are Trayvon.

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2012 01:12 PM

At the con I just visited, I found myself alone in a room with a sort of nerdy guy and an attention whore with mashed-up boobs and an Invader Zim backpack. As if the in-your-face boobs weren't enough, she sat for a moment and said, "Oh, I hate my boobs!"

The guy kind of looked up and went back to what he was doing.

That wasn't enough for her, so she said, "I stick my phone down my bra and my boobs always dial someone!"

He was just sort of like, uh huh, so she went off to boob someone else. The whole thing about girls not coming to stuff like that is a fallacy just like no girls on the internet. The vast majority of twentysomething girls there were the kind of chunky, needy attention-whores who look at sci fi convention guys like shooting fish in a barrel.

Zhukov Apr 12th, 2012 01:42 PM

Apt assessment.

Colonel Flagg Apr 12th, 2012 03:31 PM

I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS! >:

Babs Apr 12th, 2012 05:23 PM

Was she fat with zits all over her tits?

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2012 05:59 PM

Hang on, I'm psychic; yes, fat with zits on tits, "bisexual" but only dates guys, allergic to everything under the sun, constant random medical problems that she won't shut up about, constantly posts facebook pics of herself in that one shirt/bra combo that always makes her tits pop out, tells anyone who will listen that she has "problems opening up to people", hates her coworkers, has every videogame console imaginable but spends all of her time playing WOW, and has one equally fat ex boyfriend that she keeps getting back together with because he's the only person in the world that's more of a loser than she is

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2012 06:37 PM

You forgot the age-inappropriate pigtails that were more sad than sexy, and I think it was more compressed chest fat than "tits", but you're on the right track.

Pub Lover Apr 12th, 2012 09:22 PM

Don't keypads lock in the US? :eek

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2012 09:44 PM

No match for boobs when there's attention to be had

Babs Apr 12th, 2012 11:46 PM

So her boyfriend/thing is pram maven.

Zomboid Apr 13th, 2012 01:48 AM

Milhouse, did you ever end up boning that girl with the periodic table shirt?

Esuohlim Apr 13th, 2012 02:21 AM

NOPE, SHE'S LONG GONE.

Sam Apr 13th, 2012 02:25 AM

I DID. :picklehat

Esuohlim Apr 13th, 2012 02:43 AM

Did you COPPER a feel? :eek

Did you BARIUM into her cunt? :eek

Element puns >:

Babs Apr 13th, 2012 02:49 AM

You're out of your element, that's why she didn't fuck you.

Sam Apr 13th, 2012 02:53 AM

I GAVE HER A SAMMIUM ENEMA.

Babs Apr 13th, 2012 02:59 AM

Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?

Zomboid Apr 13th, 2012 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757443)
NOPE, SHE'S LONG GONE.

:(

captain516 Apr 13th, 2012 06:50 AM

Hi Pub

Pub Lover Apr 13th, 2012 09:47 AM

:)

Hullo.

kahljorn Apr 13th, 2012 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 757448)
Did she gurgle your green eggs and ham?

did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

Colonel Flagg Apr 13th, 2012 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 757447)
I GAVE HER A SAMARIUM ENEMA.

fixed. :nerd

Babs Apr 13th, 2012 03:45 PM

Awww so he was trying flush cancer out of her ass with a rare earth metal. Sam, you are to kind.

Esuohlim Apr 13th, 2012 03:57 PM

This is why i am not even mad and all is forgiven

Aaarg Apr 13th, 2012 04:04 PM

barfk

Pentegarn Apr 13th, 2012 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757465)
did cover her teeth with your fluoride and kill her

:lol

Babs Apr 13th, 2012 05:40 PM

Sounds to cool for me.:melt

Fathom Zero Apr 13th, 2012 06:37 PM

Tornado eight blocks from me.

It's a weeknight in Oklahoma.

Tadao Apr 13th, 2012 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 757419)
I have the exact same problem that girl has, except it happens when I stick my phone in my back pants pocket and my butt dials someone.

OH, I HATE MY ASS! >:

I have the same problem accept I keep my phone in my front pocket. :eek

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2012 09:42 PM

I would pay a guy to wander a convention like that complaining about his dick. Just to see what happens.

Babs Apr 14th, 2012 04:51 PM

Kitsa, were you by any chance at the marcon convention this past week?

Kitsa Apr 14th, 2012 05:49 PM

Yes, Babs, I was.

Phoenix Gamma Apr 14th, 2012 11:16 PM

I apparently caused a company-wide incident the other day. I had a meeting with my boss about it and basically told her outright that I'm emotionally uneffected because I think being a salesman is a soul-crushing job and I'm only doing it to fund my art until I can sustain myself on that because being a salesman is depressing.

She spent a good hour trying to tell me how much I "accomplished" at the company in the last year, and promised me she'd make me belated birthday brownies tomorrow.


I'm pretty sure she has no idea how to reprimand employees. She knows a hell of a lot about baking though. I was about to quit but now I realize how cushy I have it.

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2012 12:07 AM


Babs Apr 15th, 2012 12:54 AM

Milhouse has a point

Pub Lover Apr 15th, 2012 05:44 AM

He does.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757532)
Cynicism and nihilism are the only true personal philosophies so go buy some ice cream and watch My Little Pony because nothing else matters you faggots :brohoof


Babs Apr 15th, 2012 05:54 PM



Would you like some ass with that burger?

kahljorn Apr 15th, 2012 08:17 PM

lol what is that :(

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 16th, 2012 01:03 AM

That is horrific and sad all at once.

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 01:08 AM

An abomination

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2012 01:08 AM

CHECK OUT SAM THE BRONY FAG IN HIS FEDORA :LOL

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 01:09 AM

I wonder how their male bonding goes about.

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2012 01:11 AM

LIKE THIS: *dicks touch each other*

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 01:14 AM

Gee golly milhouse, do you think they know about the danger of VD?

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 01:17 AM

Shit, my bad. I forgot absolutely NONE of their pee pee's have ever been around or near a vag and don't start counting that fugly beast bitch in the middle because I'm pretty sure her slit has forced itself to heal a flesh dam over "it".

Sam Apr 16th, 2012 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757559)
CHECK OUT SAM THE BRONY FAG IN HIS FEDORA :LOL

CHECK OUT MULEHORSE THE BRONY FAG IN HIS JERK SKELLINGTON HAT :LOL

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 04:38 AM

INSIDE JOKE IS GAY

Otto Apr 16th, 2012 02:00 PM

All of my furniture came from Goodwill. I'm not a hipster, I just miss large stretches of my minimum wage job due to my crippling mental illness.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2012 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 757548)


Would you like some ass with that burger?

IS that all one picture or a collage. Milhouse is really short then.

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2012 04:38 PM

yeah but i'm the only one there who is rad as heck

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 16th, 2012 07:00 PM

I want to go there wearing a Ponyta shirt and start some serious business.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2012 07:24 PM

MOVE THIS SHIT TO THE FUCKING PONIES THREAD YOU FUCKING HORSE HUMPING NIGG3RS

Aaarg Apr 16th, 2012 10:00 PM

it's time for bunnytalk

kahljorn Apr 16th, 2012 10:18 PM

i sitll dont understand wtf is going on in tht picture

aren't those like a bunch of celebrity assburgers or something?

Esuohlim Apr 17th, 2012 01:33 AM

It is a meeting of distinguished gentleman regarding their favorite horse-related cartoon entertainment.

And after making avatars from this picture it's been permanently etched in my mind that Shyandquietguy is the guy whose head is touching the word "meetups" on the screen

Zhukov Apr 17th, 2012 02:57 AM

Shit, me too.

kahljorn Apr 17th, 2012 03:12 AM

same.

and the guy in the ower right corner was zhukov right?

Zhukov Apr 17th, 2012 03:40 AM

I don't think that was funny.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 17th, 2012 10:13 AM

zootkhov

Tadao Apr 17th, 2012 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 757615)
same.

and the guy in the ower right corner was zhukov right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 757616)
I don't think that was funny.

FIVE PICKLES

Tadao Apr 17th, 2012 04:45 PM


:lol

kahljorn Apr 17th, 2012 05:59 PM

hell yea now they can get a commercial with jack black/kungfu panda like they did with chuck norris

Tadao Apr 17th, 2012 07:05 PM

except that it's a fakey and they try to steal your WoW user/pass

:(

ThrashO Apr 17th, 2012 09:40 PM



Whose the cum target in the blue beanie? Also, notice how dense the surrounding circle of virgins are.

Babs Apr 18th, 2012 12:28 AM

You can be the cum target, it's unclaimed.

ThrashO Apr 18th, 2012 02:27 AM

:wank :melt

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2012 03:18 AM



This person is apparently named Elizabeth Loftus, but she can't fool me. This is Nathan Lane in a wig, right?

kahljorn Apr 18th, 2012 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 757662)


Whose the cum target in the blue beanie? Also, notice how dense the surrounding circle of virgins are.

pretty sure thats a dude.

even if its not a dude it prolly still has a penis like growth for a vagina

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 05:27 PM

Well shit then, let's become a bronie web forum!


Pentegarn Apr 18th, 2012 05:29 PM

I thought we already were :lol

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 05:30 PM


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Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 05:33 PM

YAY! THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEATING UP GIRLS!

Pentegarn Apr 18th, 2012 05:33 PM

There is a chick/(possibly) chicks in that last photo, there must be some mistake

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 05:35 PM

THEY LIKE TO "BORROW" MONEY FROM FRIENDS.

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 05:36 PM

I TOLD CIG ON YOU FAGS! I HOPE THAT HOT BITCH COMES IN HER AND YELLS AT YOU WHILE I JACK OFF!

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 18th, 2012 05:38 PM

Or mrs. beatleguese

Edit: wherever that picture milhouse found went to with nathan lane in it.

Pentegarn Apr 18th, 2012 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757724)
I HOPE THAT HOT BITCH COMES IN HER

and i hope to come in hot bitches

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Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 05:56 PM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 05:57 PM

HE LOOK GUYS I HAVE A HOT TOPIC FROM 4CHAN! AREN'T I COOL! PLEASE LOVE ME!

ThrashO Apr 18th, 2012 05:57 PM

fuck, these guys are badasses.

Babs Apr 18th, 2012 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757724)
I TOLD CIG ON YOU FAGS! I HOPE THAT HOT BITCH COMES IN HER AND YELLS AT YOU WHILE I JACK OFF!

How is that meat hole doing? God, I miss her drunken nights.

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 06:15 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP COATTAIL NIGG3R

Fathom Zero Apr 18th, 2012 06:16 PM

:lol

Babs Apr 18th, 2012 06:21 PM

You're just mad she showed me the skin and you got underwear pix BRO

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 06:45 PM

I didn't even get undy pix. She's more like a sister than a bitch on the internet who teases me.

FAG


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