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Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 06:47 PM

OH OH! YOU BETTER DELETE YOUR HISTORY BEFORE THE PSYCHO CUNT YOU CALL LOVE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AGAIN.

Pentegarn Apr 18th, 2012 06:50 PM

Probably should have sent her some bronie pics, then you'd get what you want

Babs Apr 18th, 2012 06:55 PM

I'm on my phone its all good though, thanks for the recommendation my big brother who likes to tease me.

Babs Apr 18th, 2012 06:56 PM

P.s. I'm naked right now talking to you.

Tadao Apr 18th, 2012 07:00 PM


Babs Apr 18th, 2012 07:06 PM

That makes my dick hurt

Chojin Apr 18th, 2012 08:36 PM

every time i see a brony picture now, i scan for willie

Esuohlim Apr 18th, 2012 09:11 PM



kahljorn Apr 18th, 2012 09:57 PM

ponies can change dark elves into high elves?

Babs Apr 19th, 2012 01:50 AM

I'm such a sucker for 40's. It's the Jew in me.

ThrashO Apr 19th, 2012 02:23 AM

like malt liquor

or like hiroshima

Babs Apr 19th, 2012 04:02 AM

Malt

Babs Apr 19th, 2012 04:05 AM

3 deep now

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2012 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 757759)
every time i see a brony picture now, i scan for willie

Me too because I've actually found him once or twice.

And then I thought I found him in a Space Ghost costume, but it turns out it wasn't him

Spoilers!

Babs Apr 19th, 2012 04:37 AM

Please post the brony pictures and how sure are you that isn't Willie?

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2012 04:42 AM

They're just the ones where he's carting around that giant cardboard cutout horse, only from other people's cameras so there's probably a ton of similar pictures all over the internet.

And he denied the Space Ghost picture himself in another thread somewhere. Probably Ask Willie.

Fathom Zero Apr 19th, 2012 11:09 AM


Pentegarn Apr 19th, 2012 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757804)
They're just the ones where he's carting around that giant cardboard cutout horse, only from other people's cameras so there's probably a ton of similar pictures all over the internet.

And he denied the Space Ghost picture himself in another thread somewhere. Probably Ask Willie.

Yeah I doubt a person willing to admit they are a bronie would deny they were dressed as space ghost. The internet is filled with fat bearded guys after all, could be anyone

Tadao Apr 19th, 2012 12:24 PM

FUCK YOU >:

Pentegarn Apr 19th, 2012 12:55 PM

I don't put out unless I get my bronie pic fix

Tadao Apr 19th, 2012 01:41 PM

I'M JUST SAYING THAT I'M NOT FAT NOR AM I BEARDED.

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2012 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 757807)

:lol :lol

MarioRPG Apr 19th, 2012 04:40 PM

HEY GUYS EXAMS ARE GOING WELL I WILL RETURN TO YOU SOMEDAY



:(

ThrashO Apr 19th, 2012 06:03 PM

Holy fuck dick clark is dead.

THAT MEANS THERE WONT BE A FUCKING NEW YEAR.

THE MAYANS WUR RIGHT.

:melt

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 19th, 2012 06:59 PM

I can't believe he lived to 185.

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2012 12:58 AM

Did everyone get too high today to post or something

lol weed lol hitler lol columbine fuck today, the whole internet is one big terrible comedian on April 20

Babs Apr 21st, 2012 03:39 AM

Fucking hippies

Big McLargehuge Apr 21st, 2012 03:42 AM

Dang bros, i've been smoking that DAAAAAANK STANKY! 4/20 ferever.

Big McLargehuge Apr 21st, 2012 03:42 AM

HITLERS' BIRTHDAY COLUMBINE

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2012 04:37 AM

Cue Kitsa coming to tell us she's not too fond of hitler or columbine :rolleyes :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2012 01:27 PM

I slept through most of yesterday and didn't get high.

hunh.

Big McLargehuge Apr 21st, 2012 01:53 PM

you are an apathetic little androgyne.

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2012 04:41 PM

I put up a stage for the OKC Arts Counsel today.

And worked on mah Aikido yesternight

unpotted

My life's a burning ball of excitement.

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2012 04:44 PM


Babs Apr 21st, 2012 04:47 PM

I'm buying a bolex with a som bethiot lens! Fuck yeah for 16mm!

Tadao Apr 21st, 2012 06:03 PM

Aikido is for people who can't move around to well like fat people and cripples. What are you, fucking lazy?

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2012 06:04 PM

Aikido is for people that want to break wrists as opposed to striking people.

We also cover Judo, Karate, and BJJ but it was an Aikido review last night.

Tadao Apr 21st, 2012 06:05 PM

Yeah, because kung fu and karate doesn't have any wrist breaking techniques. :eek

Tadao Apr 21st, 2012 06:09 PM

I'd like to learn Kali but my body wont do it. It's all about getting in close with deadly strikes, works great if you have a knife. Pretty much the opposite of Aikido


Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2012 06:12 PM

Don't get me wrong, I love Karate. I'm working on finger strengthening and Nukite so I don't need knives. :eek

And more so that my fingers don't break when I punch someone. Never heard of Kali, though. It's a derivative of something else, I'm assuming? I'm not at all knowledgeable about most things.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757916)
Yeah, because kung fu and karate doesn't have any wrist breaking techniques. :eek

BUT YUKI CHIGAI LOOKS SO COOL

EDIT: Also, more than the techniques, I dig the kata a lot more. We've been over the Pinan kata, the Isshinryu Kusanku, Tensho, and this weird Shito Ryu kata called Aoiyagi which has these neat wavy and backstepping blocks.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 21st, 2012 06:36 PM

I'm a black belt in Zui Quan but I'd like to learn Akido too.

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2012 06:37 PM

Funny you say that - our senpai was gonna show us some next semester.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 21st, 2012 07:01 PM

I'd highly recommend it. Not really a black belt so much as a I've seen Drunken Master 1, 2a and 2b enough on vhs to wear out the tapes.

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2012 07:04 PM

I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT, BILLIAM.

I think it would be awesome. I'm pretty good at balancing myself, so it'd be awesome to learn how to reach and strike from awkward positions.

Kitsa Apr 21st, 2012 07:12 PM

I guess I'm duty-bound by dint of genaeology to not like Hitler but the rest I don't really have an opinion on.

I like stuff. I dunno where you got that i hated everything. I thought people just talk more about what they don't like than what they do.

Esuohlim Apr 21st, 2012 07:46 PM

just raggin' ya kitsa s'all good

Tadao Apr 21st, 2012 09:57 PM

fuck all yall

Kitsa Apr 21st, 2012 11:29 PM

every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 21st, 2012 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 757922)
I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT, BILLIAM.

I think it would be awesome. I'm pretty good at balancing myself, so it'd be awesome to learn how to reach and strike from awkward positions.

I'm really good at the fluid strikes and movements. The hardest part I think are the drop rolls let alone the drop roll attacks. I used to really excel at rolls from different drop positions but they take their toll.

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2012 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 757928)
every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.

yo man, that ain't cool dawg. I take offense, Miss.

In any case, it's not like we're talking about Tornado Kicks and Superman Punches here.
Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 757929)
I'm really good at the fluid strikes and movements. The hardest part I think are the drop rolls let alone the drop roll attacks. I used to really excel at rolls from different drop positions but they take their toll.

My ankle's never been 100% since I broke it some years ago, so I wasn't able to roll or kick well in the beginning. I've just recently begun to practice more of it.

Zhukov Apr 22nd, 2012 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 757928)
every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.

:lol

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

Sam Apr 22nd, 2012 11:31 PM

No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

Big McLargehuge Apr 22nd, 2012 11:53 PM

]I forgot how much more hateful this place used to be. :tear

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2012 12:00 AM

As an aside, my senpai in the club gave me a set of tonfa. :eek

Now I can look like a shithead and hurt myself.

Sam Apr 23rd, 2012 12:01 AM

LIKE YOU NEEDED HELP. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2012 12:02 AM

I BRING THIS SHIT TO A HIGHER LEVEL TONITE

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2012 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 757967)
No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
I BET NON OF YOU FUCKS COULD EVEN HOLD A SWORD

lol Rongi was 12

Tadao Apr 23rd, 2012 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 757963)

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT


;)

Tadao Apr 23rd, 2012 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 120976)
I like scimitars.

I'd dance seductively up to my foes, and while their eyes are glued to my whirling sword and swaying hips, I'll chop their heads off before they even knew what hit them.

:lol

Sam Apr 23rd, 2012 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757975)
lol Rongi was 12

MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2012 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757983)
I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT


;)

I would on the condition that we make wooshy noises.

Tadao Apr 23rd, 2012 01:38 AM

I would have to because my dick isn't that big. :tear

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2012 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 757987)
MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

Sam Apr 23rd, 2012 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 757992)
you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

does your mama know

that you talk to your elders

with such a trash mouth?

Grislygus Apr 23rd, 2012 03:03 AM

FATHOM, SAM, AND KHALJORN

WHAT'S UP COCKBAGS

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2012 03:08 AM

FILLED WITH SELF-LOATHING

Grislygus Apr 23rd, 2012 03:10 AM

THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=I-Mockery

Grislygus Apr 23rd, 2012 03:11 AM

LIKE, A YEAR AGO


IS THE CHEESEBURGER SHIT REALLY THAT OLD?

ThrashO Apr 23rd, 2012 04:25 AM

YOU DIDNT TELL ME >:

Quote:

A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit."

Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes."
i didnt write that you gookin moon cricket n!gger faggot

ThrashO Apr 23rd, 2012 04:27 AM

:lol i just realized that the username who entered that is thrasho, yet it discusses boo berry, a cereal only available near portland oregon crack houses and molestaries (they have those).

ThrashO Apr 23rd, 2012 04:30 AM

i guess this means that im going to have to start an account on urban dictionary in an effort to clear my name. I may get the FBI involved. this is slander. How will i get my gas station attendant job.

I HAVE BEEN BESMIRCHED. BAMBOOZLED. BELITTLED. BESMEGMA'D.

Big McLargehuge Apr 23rd, 2012 04:31 AM

I AM SURE IT IS A COINCIDENCE THAT YOU DIDN"T DO WHEN YOU WERE UPSET AT SOME POINT AND NOW WANT TO DEFLECT BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO INTERNET HANGOUT WITH "UNFUNNY LOSERS".

Pentegarn Apr 23rd, 2012 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 757996)

That looks like a much shittier version of the encyclopedia dramatica entry

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 23rd, 2012 05:45 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/no...152720861.html

North Korea going to blow up South Korea in 4 minutes or less

:WW3 !

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2012 06:05 PM

As I understand it, most people that know enough about Karate to follow Karate-do wouldn't charge anything for teaching someone. My club doesn't. :|

But then, it's just a club and not really a dojo or anything, so I'm not sure what people charge.

Conversely, fuck off babby

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2012 06:09 PM

Aren't we at the point now where entire wars can be fought by nerds behind computers

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2012 06:13 PM

If we were, you wouldn't be poor. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 23rd, 2012 06:29 PM

We're going to start getting drafted by the U.S government for star craft camps.

Aaarg Apr 23rd, 2012 06:34 PM

fart poop

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 758046)
If we were, you wouldn't be poor. :eek

:eek

I would accidentally turn on Sticky Keys and murder the whole planet :(

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2012 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 758048)
We're going to start getting drafted by the U.S government for star craft camps.

:lol And all the while Hickman is running in full gear through deserts. alone

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 23rd, 2012 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The News
"We've raised the allegations with the Chinese government ... as part of our ongoing close consultations on North Korea," he told reporters. He was referring to U.S. suspicions about the vehicle, essentially a large truck on top of which a missile can be mounted.

So I'm pretty sure N Korea either has
1) A cross between metal gear/shagohod and a Tuk-Tuk.
2) They're driving around in Calypso's vehicle from Twisted Metal 4 after N Korea bought 989 studios.

Kitsa Apr 24th, 2012 12:08 AM

I laughed when I saw this headline.

CNN Report: Are Men Stupid?

Esuohlim Apr 24th, 2012 12:13 AM

NOT ME, THAT'S NOT FUNNY

We have been oppressed for so long

Dimnos Apr 24th, 2012 11:06 AM

I fucking hate jet fighter pilots who are also master brewmisters. Such dicks. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2012 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 758170)
No William, you are American.

I'm part french canadian on my moms side.

Tadao Apr 25th, 2012 12:36 AM

That makes you part french, not part canadian

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2012 12:56 AM

http://genealogy.about.com/od/canada...h-canadian.htm

Zomboid Apr 25th, 2012 01:10 AM

:\

Tadao Apr 25th, 2012 01:11 AM

:\ indeed

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2012 01:14 AM

:\

Tadao Apr 25th, 2012 01:31 AM

Hey guys, my mom is white I guess that makes me 1/2 everything white!

Tadao Apr 25th, 2012 01:32 AM

I'm 1/2 Australian. They have Caucasians there right?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2012 01:45 AM

you're part aboriginal/crook then

Tadao Apr 25th, 2012 02:04 AM

I'm 50 cent nigga

kahljorn Apr 25th, 2012 02:26 AM

more like 50 jerks

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2012 02:40 AM

50 can't

Kitsa Apr 25th, 2012 11:34 AM

God, Tadao, the survey places would fall all over themselves getting to you, you should do the paid survey thing, you're all the races they want.

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2012 01:16 PM

THIS PLACE IS A TOMB

I'M GOING TO THE NUT SHOP WHERE IT'S FUN

Tadao Apr 25th, 2012 01:51 PM

I'LL LET YOU LICK MY NUTTY POP


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