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Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 03:43 PM

With what's going on in South L.A. right now.


Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 03:53 PM

False alarm. The youth are still complacent. They only surrounded the cops because the bank robber was throwing money out the window.

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 03:54 PM

THE YOUTH
THE YOUTH ARE GETTING COMPLACENT!

:(

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 06:03 PM

I just submitted this to Tosh.


Hey Homo,
How many chicks does it take to lick a pussy?

Trick question homo.

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 06:04 PM

:(

Ex Leper Sep 12th, 2012 06:15 PM

I AM AN UPSTAGING NIGG3R

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 06:33 PM

QUIT UPSTAGING ME NIGG3R

Aaarg Sep 12th, 2012 07:10 PM

fuck it

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2012 07:40 PM

[09:35] Tadao: I take it all is well
[10:37] Pubbles: If the plan is to do the bare minimum to continue my subhuman yet inexplicably also middle class lifestyle then yes. All well for you?
[10:39] *** The following message could not be delivered to all recipients: If the plan is to do the bare minimum to continue my subhuman yet inexplicably also middle class lifestyle then yes. All well for you?

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 07:50 PM

All is not well then

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761670)
I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!


Did mention that the GoGos and the Motels are gonna play too?

Too bad about the Phsy Furs. I'll be drunk by then though :highfive

http://www.hollywoodbowl.com/tickets...owl/2012-09-29

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 08:00 PM

I don't think it could be any more perfect end to 42 than an 80's girl band festival.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2012 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 761462)
Where the fuck is pubbles, anyway, I've been double posting left and right and he hasn't been hauling any topics in here to quibble over, he needs to step up his shit

I got sent those dick pics I asked for so I've been busy with that.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761622)
HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(

The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek

Now I am stuck in the quandary of not knowing who that is but too fearful to google it.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761724)
All is not well then

Pretty much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 760991)
why isn't this thread extremely racist yet


Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2012 08:07 PM

Too busy thinking about ELX's dick to remember I wanted to say I like the Jesus and Mary Chain.

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 761728)
Too busy thinking about ELX's dick to remember I wanted to say I like the Jesus and Mary Chain.

ALL IS WELL THEN YOU TRICKSTER

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2012 08:18 PM

THE TASTE OF BLOOD IS SWEET

I'LL LAY THIS CARCASS AT YOUR FEET

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2012 08:57 PM

I sent a guy to the floor today with kata guruma. This is the happiest I've been in a while.

Aaarg Sep 14th, 2012 10:34 AM

I'll send you to the floor with kama sutra. That will be the happiest you'll be for a while.

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2012 01:12 PM

dick suplex

Tadao Sep 14th, 2012 01:51 PM

Is the thread title dedicated to Shrub?

Tadao Sep 14th, 2012 11:03 PM

I opened the L.A. weekly while waiting for my chili cheese fries and noticed that JFA is playing. I instantly felt bad, but then the chili cheese fries were presented and I decided not to give a fuck.

Kitsa Sep 15th, 2012 06:07 PM

Sick as fuck with a high fever :( I'm out of Sunny dvr reruns, what now

k0k0 Sep 16th, 2012 03:40 PM

I hope you feel better kitsa.

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2012 04:17 PM

thanks, my plan is to eat tylenol and watch netflix and I'll die or get better or something

kids are germ bombs, I haven't been this sick all the time since I worked in the ER

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2012 04:35 PM

eat some urrnges

dextire Sep 16th, 2012 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 761830)
thanks, my plan is to eat tylenol and watch netflix and I'll die or get better or something

kids are germ bombs, I haven't been this sick all the time since I worked in the ER

That sucks. I was sick for a solid 2 months back a couple of years ago.
Now I take Vitamin D every day and so far haven't been sick since.

"The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!", "V.R. Troopers", and "Big Bad Beetleborgs" are all on Netflix.
These shows are awesome when you're sick. Watch them and get better. :)

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2012 08:33 PM

Wishing me well proves you have all become soft soft pansylike people

you should be making with the indifference and/or derision

anyhow, thanks, I am slightly less miserable today and managed to eat a Mothman Pancake with blueberry eyes

Dimnos Sep 16th, 2012 09:16 PM

I was looking for some sort of "Sorry you feel like a pussy." pic. :posh

k0k0 Sep 16th, 2012 09:43 PM

I was just being nice so that I could get in your pants. What size pants do you wear by the way?

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2012 10:18 PM

1-800-GODHOUSE

Kitsa Sep 16th, 2012 10:38 PM

let's not worry about my pants

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2012 08:02 AM

i'm worried about you not making enough mothman pancakes to share

Kitsa Sep 17th, 2012 08:37 AM

My mom made mothman pancakes yesterday since I was out of commission and they looked remarkably like your avatar, with blueberry eyes:



I planned to make the more standard version when I felt less like crap.

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2012 10:52 AM

delicious i will eat them all

sometimes i think i should make pancakes for dinner because my mornings consist of "OOOAAAAUUUGHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED" and then suddenly i'm in my car driving away

Otto Sep 17th, 2012 01:39 PM

I can imagine them letting out some kind of screeching sound as you bite into them :O

Kitsa Sep 17th, 2012 02:25 PM

If they could figure out a way to do that, that would be aces. Like how potatoes shriek in the microwave.

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2012 02:33 PM

once i made blueberry pancakes and ate one of them too soon because i'm a big fat idiot who apparently doesn't know that the blueberries retain the heat longer. ouchums.


we have a bunch of spiders so we have to feed them. the other night we put a too-big cricket in with a flower crab spider. we decided to put off removing the cricket until the next day, and put a moth in there too.

the next day the cricket was standing in the middle of the jar, and off to the side was a wet pile of spider parts... with a moth on top.

so that cricket became food for a much bigger, much faster, and much more voracious dolomedes.

Kitsa Sep 17th, 2012 02:48 PM

well, at least the spider parts were wet, they like their food wet

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2012 02:52 PM

wait, who likes their food wet? not that it matters, since all three parties involved are dead now.

also i just so happened to pick up one of the vials in which we keep spiderlings just as one of them was having its first molt. ADORABLE.

kahljorn Sep 17th, 2012 05:41 PM

your post made me think that the moth killed the spider ;/

Kitsa Sep 17th, 2012 05:44 PM

IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE MOTH

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND

Esuohlim Sep 17th, 2012 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 761846)
1-800-GODHOUSE

Esuohdog

k0k0 Sep 17th, 2012 11:46 PM

I'm going to the midnight release of borderlands 2. I want to play it that bad. Never been to a midnight release from gamestop before.

Aaarg Sep 17th, 2012 11:55 PM

oh no mothman in a jar at least he's fucking dead

dextire Sep 17th, 2012 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 761885)
I'm going to the midnight release of borderlands 2. I want to play it that bad. Never been to a midnight release from gamestop before.

I've done it before. The one I went to was super fast.
They had employees mark everyone's receipt in line to separate the fully-payed people from those who just put $5.00 or whatever down.
Then they let two people in at a time, one fully payed, one just reserved.

k0k0 Sep 18th, 2012 02:54 AM

It was surprisingly not bad. You paid in full before 12 and were given a number based on the time you paid. Then they made a line based on groups of people's numbers. 1's then 2's, then 3's. It went up to about 15. I was 5, so got mine relatively fast. Now I'm waiting for the game to install to my hard drive. The nerd factor at that place was large. I watched 2 guys argue about halo for 15 minutes. Then they both shook hands at the end and it was super gay.

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2012 06:08 AM

Living right beside this, I pass by it many times and can tell you it's just a giant cone right now- I guess they're trucking the pieces into place for a bigger, less flammable golden cow.

Big Butter Jesus Returns

Fathom Zero Sep 18th, 2012 09:22 AM

NOOOOOOOOO

IT'S BACK

Tadao Sep 18th, 2012 06:58 PM

My wife bought us year memberships to the L.A. Zoo and we spent an awesome day yesterday there. There were a lot of baby animals being cuddled by their families and the serve beer as well.

I've had many presents but this one is my favorite. :babyanimals

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2012 07:08 PM

You should visit the columbus zoo someday- you can watch Amish drink beer as they observe baby animals.

You still looking like the Ebola Syndrome guy?

Tadao Sep 18th, 2012 07:14 PM

I'm gonna take my lady to the San Francisco Zoo, but you're right on both things. We need to go to the Columbus Zoo and I do still look like the Ebola Syndrome guy.

Kitsa Sep 18th, 2012 08:24 PM

I pet the cownose rays at the Cbus zoo's new stingray bay. Some still had unclipped stingers, which I couldn't make sense of. Therefore, when I pet one and it flipped suddenly, I jumped. Turns out it was just enjoying itself.

Fathom Zero Sep 18th, 2012 10:32 PM

they like being rubbed

Fathom Zero Sep 18th, 2012 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761912)
You can only post one video after I post one video and vice versa...

No text is allowed after this post.

You're killing me, Smalls.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2012 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOOM2099 (Post 761490)
And Flash Gordon. Amazing movie for the 80s.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761912)
You must eat my dick when I die.

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.

Aaarg Sep 19th, 2012 10:44 AM

how do you miserable fucks deal with the constant nagging hatred for all the people that surround you in your daily life??????????i'm having trouble and i don't think my solution is a good one - burn it all down.

Fathom Zero Sep 19th, 2012 12:40 PM

I ignore them and the fact that my future is in a decaying orbit around a planet made of solid failure and misery. I don't even need drugs to make believe this much.

Tadao Sep 19th, 2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761912)
You must eat my dick when I die.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 761921)
The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.

and vice versa ;)

Esuohlim Sep 19th, 2012 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 761931)
how do you miserable fucks deal with the constant nagging hatred for all the people that surround you in your daily life??????????i'm having trouble and i don't think my solution is a good one - burn it all down.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 761934)
I ignore them and the fact that my future is in a decaying orbit around a planet made of solid failure and misery. I don't even need drugs to make believe this much.

Cheer up you two there's no misery on International Talk Like a Faggot Day

Lone Wanderer Sep 20th, 2012 06:26 AM

Trying to get mildly drunk for the first time in my life to talk my way out of mowing the lawn! :lol

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2012 08:06 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 761931)
how do you miserable fucks deal with the constant nagging hatred for all the people that surround you in your daily life?

Never leave the house.

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2012 10:21 AM

what about when you're forced to !!!!!!!!!!

also here are two of our spiders:


rabidosa rabida and some species of hogna. both types of wolf spiders. both pretty.

Kitsa Sep 20th, 2012 10:56 AM

Rabid wolf spiders are cool but scary as shit- they'll run right at you, hence the name. I used to live in a place that had a big rabid wolf problem every fall, responsible for many near-heart attacks.

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2012 11:04 AM

ahaha, cuuuuute! there's a bunch in our yard, and a few weeks/months ago we caught a couple males. maybe she mated with one/both of them before she ate them, but we'll see. hopefully. wolf spiders with babies are cuuuuuuuuuuuute.

Kitsa Sep 20th, 2012 11:35 AM

I've got one with many, many babies on board behind a shelving unit in my garage. She periodically darts out to scare the crap out of me.

Aaarg Sep 20th, 2012 12:34 PM

so cute covered in spiderlings.

also cute covered in spiderlings: whip spiders.

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2012 03:17 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh vinegaroooooooons


Aaarg Sep 20th, 2012 05:37 PM

nope, it's something different but often confused i guess. vinegaroons have tailz

Fathom Zero Sep 20th, 2012 07:28 PM

whip scorpion, whip spider

they're all arachnids, dude

come on

Aaarg Sep 21st, 2012 09:00 AM

well yeah but you and a capybara are both mammals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:| get out of here you fucking capybara bitch

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2012 10:10 AM

Amusing google street view images

Tadao Sep 21st, 2012 05:12 PM

Stupid space shuttle

Tadao Sep 21st, 2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

hahah makes me rememebr the time we were layin in the middle of devonshire at 2am talking aboot how absurd it was that we were laying in the middle of devonshire at 2am all fkd in the head jhahahahahaha
:lsd

Tadao Sep 21st, 2012 06:41 PM

SA has and LSD emoticon and we don't? No wonder we have ******s posting here.


Kitsa Sep 21st, 2012 07:42 PM

You're posting here.

kahljorn Sep 21st, 2012 07:51 PM

didn't something awful have a furry community posting on its message boards?

Aaarg Sep 21st, 2012 07:59 PM

somethingawful IS a furry community

Kitsa Sep 21st, 2012 08:11 PM

I enjoy Goldmine sometimes. I think I have some ancient acct there (10y+, easily) but never used it.

Aaarg Sep 22nd, 2012 07:18 PM

I never got an SA account because :tenbux:

Aaarg Sep 22nd, 2012 07:19 PM

Hogna aspersa eating a cricket btw

MarioRPG Sep 22nd, 2012 08:05 PM

Do you own that or is it just a random picture? Either way spiders are creepy so I am mad at you.

Aaarg Sep 22nd, 2012 08:13 PM

yeah that's one of our spiders. they aren't creepy, they're awesome!

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2012 09:37 PM

spiders are so cool

k0k0 Sep 22nd, 2012 11:25 PM

I'm in the halloween mood.


Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2012 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 762049)
Which THE THING?

..

Tadao Sep 24th, 2012 02:12 PM

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!

Tadao Sep 24th, 2012 04:57 PM

I had a Pros and Cons moment a few years ago.

I had the craziest dream within a dream with realities intertwined.

When I actually woke up to this reality I had to reach out to touch my love to make sure it was all still real.

:(

Kitsa Sep 24th, 2012 05:07 PM

Take it to the dream thread chumpo

Fathom Zero Sep 24th, 2012 05:25 PM

floating down

through the clouds

memories come rushing up to meet me now

but in the space between the heavens

and the corner of some foreign field

I had a dream

Tadao Sep 24th, 2012 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 762080)
Take it to the dream thread chumpo

Then I would have to detail my dream and that would be bad.

Fathom Zero Sep 24th, 2012 06:05 PM

i hear you good with them soft lips

yeah you know word of mouf

Fathom Zero Sep 24th, 2012 06:57 PM


Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2012 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761998)
Breaking Bad - I hold them high up as a model of how TV should be, and they fell hard in my opinion. Good things can't last forever I guess.

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 762000)
Eat a butt. Breaking Bad is as good as ever in my opinion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 762077)
What makes a good tv series? Interesting characters that have an interesting story to tell. Right? Am I wrong on this and stand alone?

Breaking Bad used up the main character stories and back plots rather quickly. Thanks god they had a few other really interesting people with stories than spanned their whole lifetimes. Oh wait, they just killed them. I guess we get to hear more about Jessie's crazy drug life and Mr. Whites OH SO INSANE MARRIED LIFE.

Fuck you bitches

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez (Post 762104)
we laugh, we cry, we cut our hair and grow a beard and hide in the shower and bruise ourselves


Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2012 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 762105)
I was never a fan of HFCS but I object to the method.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 762106)
I HATE the people that talk about this like it's fucking poison. [...] This and MSG exemplify people's fear of acronyms and irrational attitudes due to people telling them they're bad for us. MSG especially.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 762110)
There's a person in my life that hates MSG because it "gives her headaches" and thinks it's in Starbucks coffee. HFCS, same thing with certain people. I'm really bummed out by it sometimes, because it's a very quick way to reveal to me exactly how stupid someone is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBC News
A new respiratory illness similar to the SARS virus that spread globally in 2003 and killed hundreds of people has been identified in a man who is being treated in Britain.

The 49-year-old man, who was transferred to a London hospital by air ambulance from Qatar, is the second person confirmed with the coronavirus.

The first case was a patient in Saudi Arabia who has since died.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 762106)
I'm just fucking tired of people complaining.

..

Fathom Zero Sep 24th, 2012 11:59 PM

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, SEX CRIMINAL?

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 12:07 AM

With opinions like arseholes; this thread is me posting goatse over and over.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 12:08 AM

But with my own bumhole badly photoshopped over your own.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 12:08 AM

Look at it.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 12:09 AM

Look at deep between my spread cheeks.

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2012 12:09 AM

buttsssssssssss


like buttsssssssss


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