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Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 12:09 AM

: pagebrak

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2012 12:39 AM

butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsss ssssssssssssss

show me da butt, pubbs

Nick Sep 25th, 2012 08:05 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 762049)
Which THE THING?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 762131)
the one from the 70s DUH

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOOM2099 (Post 761490)
Amazing movie for the 80s.

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Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 762125)
butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsss ssssssssssssss

show me da butt, pubbs

There is a butts emoticon. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2012 09:27 AM

My contribution to this thread could be fully summed up by the butt emoticon.

Fathom Zero Sep 25th, 2012 02:11 PM

buttttttttttttttttt

Tadao Sep 25th, 2012 02:28 PM


Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2012 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 762191)
HOW DO YOU DECIDE THE WINNER OF THIS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761912)
Rules: You must eat my dick when I die.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 762168)
Do you know what forum you are posting on?

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Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2012 10:00 AM

Butts.

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2012 12:51 PM

buttato

Aaarg Sep 26th, 2012 03:23 PM

buttsylvania

Fathom Zero Sep 26th, 2012 03:30 PM

I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those butts)

Aaarg Sep 26th, 2012 05:00 PM

I-Buttery Chat (Lube up those buts)

Dimnos Sep 26th, 2012 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 762199)
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GD it! Did the music thread become relevant again. >:

Dimnos Sep 26th, 2012 06:24 PM

And where the fuck is Babs?

Tadao Sep 26th, 2012 07:04 PM

Probably crying in the bathroom because if his girl catches him she'll beat the fuck out of him.

Tadao Sep 26th, 2012 07:04 PM

again

Kitsa Sep 26th, 2012 09:34 PM

I have a friend, right, and for the past few years he's been doing the hobo thing. He's with a group of hoboes and they all have Facebook on their cellphones, so they all upload pictures of themselves squatting in the woods over boiling soup cans and stuff. It's very surreal. I guess I never thought about hoboes having internet. I don't think he's like a poser hobo, either. I think he really sleeps in culverts and stuff.

k0k0 Sep 26th, 2012 10:28 PM

I think I may have told this story, but I let a a couple drifters stay at my house for a month because I wanted to bang the lady one. During the day they would go out and beg for change and at night they would come home. They hopped trains and did the whole panhandling thing to get to Austin. They decided this town wasn't for them after they got tired of me and my roommate. We took them to a train yard and dropped them off. I never got to get in the girl hobo's pants. It's sad that a homeless chick who I gave a place to stay wouldn't hop on it. She was hot though.

And they both used the library to get on the net, but she also had a cell phone for emergencies.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 27th, 2012 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 762221)
And where the fuck is Babs?

AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHERE ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE. INSTEAD OF THIS BUTTS PARTY.

Esuohlim Sep 27th, 2012 12:25 AM

haooy birthday bavs, i just fucking sneezed all over my screen so it's a terrible day, sorry

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ice King (Post 762251)
...I don't think it's necessary to have a scene where "super villans" rape a girl in thier costumes next to her dead dad. I may be wrong about that but I suppose only time can tell. Any opinions?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 762235)
NEVER ASK THAT QUESTION!

-- Kosh Naranek

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Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 762243)
AT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHERE ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE. INSTEAD OF THIS BUTTS PARTY.

No more butts for you. You're cut off, Mister.

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 06:06 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 762229)
I heard House at the End of the Street is basically The Grudge, and fuck that shit, it's already been Americanized once. Twice? Three times.

AH AH AAAAH! :lightning

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRoseBrian (Post 762241)
...I like Tina. She's pretty. I even plan to draw her on a set of blank trading cards to give out...

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 762242)
You could draw her on a bunch of cards and then draw dicks on the others.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ice King (Post 762248)
I actually think you should draw only dicks and force people to take them in a very serious manner as if there very life depended on it.

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Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 06:13 AM

Butt, dick, and rape jokes but it is the Babylon 5 reference that makes me feel bad. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 06:24 AM

I wrote an article about Babylon 5, guys. Care to read? http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0034-babylon5.html

Fathom Zero Sep 27th, 2012 10:14 AM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Sep 27th, 2012 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 762255)
:pagebrak

100 comments per page, up from 25.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 762259)
Butt, dick, and rape jokes but it is the Babylon 5 reference that makes me feel bad. :eek

It makes me feel bad too, but most likely for a different reason. :o

Pub Lover Sep 27th, 2012 12:10 PM

Haunted by all those Narns you had killed?
Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Sep 27th, 2012 01:39 PM

Lololololololoolollololololololllolololololollolol olololollloolllollllololololollo

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 27th, 2012 01:52 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 27th, 2012 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 762254)
No more butts for you. You're cut off, Mister.

Whose butts do I need to fuck around here to get some cake.

Fathom Zero Sep 27th, 2012 01:54 PM

Buttkake

Colonel Flagg Sep 27th, 2012 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 762266)
Haunted by all those Narns you had killed?

Can't see the picture (damned firewall), but if it is what I think it is, he has much better hair than I do.

EDIT: Thanks for that, by the way. ;)

k0k0 Sep 27th, 2012 04:36 PM

Today I saw a topless chick in a thong standing on the sidwalk, painting a picture on a canvas. She was hot as fuck. Sometimes I love Austin.

Tadao Sep 27th, 2012 04:53 PM

yeah but you think hobo bitches are hot.

Esuohlim Sep 27th, 2012 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 762260)
I wrote an article about Babylon 5, guys. Care to read? http://www.esuohlim.com/reviews/0034-babylon5.html

ANDROMEDA, NERD

Esuohlim Sep 27th, 2012 10:18 PM


Esuohlim Sep 27th, 2012 10:18 PM

That shit was not even Internet 1.0 compliant :(

Zomboid Sep 27th, 2012 10:20 PM

:lol

LordSappington Sep 27th, 2012 11:26 PM

I just got CPR certified. It was fun! I'll break your fucking ribs!

Kitsa Sep 28th, 2012 09:21 AM

I think you're statistically more likely to cause a cartilage separation or send the xyphoid process somewhere it shouldn't go

LordSappington Sep 28th, 2012 11:45 AM

Yeah, I'm really glad my teacher went over the process three or four different times to make sure we all had our technique correct. It was a really great class, I'm glad I took it, and now I just have to get my vaccinations and I can start my EMT course next semester!

Tadao Sep 28th, 2012 11:56 AM

People with head traumas can't be EMT's!

k0k0 Oct 2nd, 2012 04:03 AM

I saw willie... on the something awful brony article.

Shrubfest Oct 2nd, 2012 06:23 PM

Today was my second anniversary.
We celebrated by staying in our pyjamas all day until going out to eat at a Jamie Oliver restaurant and mocking the merchandise.

Aaarg Oct 2nd, 2012 08:26 PM

hooray for staying in.

our first six tarantulas arrived today. they're all juvenile and hopefully not all male. one of them is a goliath birdeater. i hope that one is a female and survives for 20 years and gets a foot long.

Esuohlim Oct 2nd, 2012 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 762448)
I saw willie... on the something awful brony article.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfu...arn.php?page=9

yep

Zomboid Oct 3rd, 2012 09:35 PM

Getting a job after graduation is hard. I've had two interviews so far and (obviously) didn't get either, and it seems like most of the job openings require years of experience in the field. Fucking hell.

Fathom Zero Oct 3rd, 2012 09:56 PM

I'm keenly aware of that, as well. But there's always oil up yonder, right?

If things don't work out immediately, I wanted to get a little job doing whatever, flipping burgers and such, and go to a vocational school. Maybe that would be worth looking into.

Shrubfest Oct 4th, 2012 02:17 PM

I have navigated the problem of not getting any of the jobs applied for after graduation by not really applying for any.

You'd be surprised how not-depressing this method is.

Tadao Oct 4th, 2012 04:32 PM

You didn't apply for them, so how can you say that you applied for them?

Fathom Zero Oct 4th, 2012 05:37 PM

She isn't disappointed by the lack of jobs she didn't apply for.

Zomboid Oct 4th, 2012 05:41 PM

Yeah, I've tried to avoid that by only applying for jobs that I'd actually want. Well, one of the jobs I actually wanted, and another that I was referred to, so I sorta had to go through with the application and interview, even though I knew it would not be a good fit.

But you have a maaaaan to support you, Shrub. I need to get a sugar mama.

Shrubfest Oct 5th, 2012 09:08 AM

Oh no, man is enraged by my job-seeking apathy. I get lectures daily.

He also works from home so he can judge my wastoid lifestyle EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY.
Still less depressing than job hunting.

Aaarg Oct 5th, 2012 10:19 AM

fuck, dude, i want to work from home

i also want to keep my sugarmama

Zomboid Oct 5th, 2012 05:03 PM

I think the obvious solution here is Milhouse and I moving to the UK and the three of us can start a conglomerate.

Shrubfest Oct 5th, 2012 08:05 PM

Or a commune.

kahljorn Oct 5th, 2012 10:51 PM

guys i just got fired cuz i told someone they were eating poopcorn cause they were eating popcorn out of toilet paper

Pub Lover Oct 5th, 2012 11:44 PM

Just had a google hangout with Fartin. He said I should leave the house. I cried on camera.

Ex Leper Oct 6th, 2012 12:05 PM

Just won the Michael Jackson mask

Tadao Oct 6th, 2012 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 762570)
Just had a google hangout with Fartin. He said I should leave the house. I cried on camera.

But if you go outside how are we gonna see you cry?

Zomboid Oct 7th, 2012 05:21 AM

Pretty sure I just got a booty call. Girl is on her way over now. WHO KNOWS WHERE THIS WILL LEAD.

Esuohlim Oct 7th, 2012 01:21 PM

Zomboid was murdered last night, everyone

Zomboid Oct 7th, 2012 07:53 PM

I wish, braw! What a sexy way to go--killed by an angry lady. I am so fucking tired today. We were up until like 6:30-7, and then I slept until right before my mom called to tell me she was about an hour away and on her way for Thanksgiving. Then, assuming my mom actually meant an hour, we sorta just watched TV and mom showed up early and got to say hi to the girl on her way out. This girl is also one of my sister's best friends.

I'm gonna rush everyone outta here after the meal and powersleep.

k0k0 Oct 7th, 2012 11:38 PM

I thought you were fucking around about thanksgiving, but nope...canadian thanksgiving. Didn't know canadians had thanksgiving. And so you got your booty called?

Tadao Oct 7th, 2012 11:49 PM

What do Canadians have to be thankful for?

darkvare Oct 7th, 2012 11:58 PM

existing thanks to the english not caring about owning canada... wait that's the quebecoises

Zomboid Oct 8th, 2012 12:55 AM

I don't even know. It's just sort of there. Hard to give a real shit about it.

Kitsa Oct 8th, 2012 02:06 AM

All I can call to mind about Canadian Thanksgiving is Red Green shooting dinner rolls out of an exhaust pipe and scraping mashed potatoes out of hubcaps.

Babs Oct 8th, 2012 07:18 PM

I really miss you guys a lot, I've been too depressed to do anything. This took to much effort.

Fathom Zero Oct 8th, 2012 08:40 PM

I think I'm bombing in my last French class. I've missed too many critical days because of personal reasons. As such, I'm probably going to have to withdraw and eat the few hundred dollars. :|

There's always next semester, though. Gotta keep your chin up, y'know. English Lit classes couldn't be easier, however, so there's always that.

:school

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 9th, 2012 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 762623)
I think I'm bombing in my last French class. I've missed too many critical days because of personal reasons. As such, I'm probably going to have to withdraw and eat the few hundred dollars. :|

There's always next semester, though. Gotta keep your chin up, y'know. English Lit classes couldn't be easier, however, so there's always that.

:school

Youtube is awesome for free lessons online.

On another note, I will be working my 3rd Thanksgiving in a row thanks to this awesome country club I work at. :( Who else works holidays? Makes me sad.

LordSappington Oct 9th, 2012 02:41 AM

My friend decided to play "Is This Acid?" with me. I guess I won.

Shrubfest Oct 9th, 2012 09:30 AM

Fuck. I woke up this morning to discover husband has arranged a bunch of house viewings. I was unaware we were moving.

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2012 09:52 AM

I woke up with what definitely feels like arthritis in my big toe. I can't ever remember breaking that toe, and from what I know the vegetarian rate of gout is pretty low, so I'm just sort of sitting here with my coffee mystified.

It doesn't really hurt that much, it just seems out of place.

@FZ- I once got an undergrad award for "Achievement in French" and then the very next day got a letter from the University that I was on Academic Probation for never going to French class. Figure that one out.

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2012 10:33 AM

Also, I think this might only work in the States, but Lindt Truffles is giving away a million free bags on facebook today. You like their facebook and print a voucher. https://www.facebook.com/LindtChocol...82968635067837

k0k0 Oct 9th, 2012 08:13 PM

How to tell you're old: You got toe arthritis and sign up for free truffles.

I kid...I get a back ache from just standing around too long.

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2012 12:32 AM

For me getting old is a pretty big accomplishment, so I'll take the arthritis. And hell, I'm not turning down any free chocolate, especially if I'm 99% sure there are no roofies in it this time.

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2012 01:52 AM

needs more roofies

darkvare Oct 10th, 2012 01:53 AM

i speak french i had to learn while i lived in quebec

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2012 12:53 PM

Spanish and French are basically the same thing with different accents. Learn Latin and you pretty much have the whole set.

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2012 07:06 PM

darkvare comes from a long line of migrant workers and resident evil fans

Tadao Oct 10th, 2012 07:23 PM


Babs Oct 11th, 2012 02:58 AM


Colonel Flagg Oct 11th, 2012 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 762638)
Fuck. I woke up this morning to discover husband has arranged a bunch of house viewings. I was unaware we were moving.

Maybe you were drunk when you agreed to the concept. I find this is the reason I agree to do lots of things ...

Just a thought.

Kitsa Oct 11th, 2012 12:15 PM

That happens. Mr Kitsa got drunk and bought tickets to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert once, then insisted I go. That was 6 years ago and I have yet to forgive him.

Babs Oct 11th, 2012 02:07 PM

IS THAT HOW YOU PROCREATED

Shrubfest Oct 11th, 2012 03:53 PM

I've become too much of a miserable recluse to be drunk. So no, he just decided for us. Today's house was nice though.

Zomboid Oct 11th, 2012 04:22 PM

Yeah, I pretty much just take my dog to the dog park and spend the rest of the day being an angry jerk, safe inside my home.

Babs Oct 11th, 2012 06:45 PM

Going outside is for the birds.

Shrubfest Oct 12th, 2012 07:48 AM

I wish I had a dog for the exercise and fresh air factor. Cat is no use, he's only recently become cat weight after being obese for 10 years. Alas, there are also no dog walking places looking for new walkers either.

Kitsa Oct 12th, 2012 09:38 AM

According to the movies and TV, every street in the UK is one short, charming little row of houses with a shop, letterbox and newspaper box at the end. Under these circumstances, walks must be delightful :europenotatalllikemovies

Babs Oct 12th, 2012 10:13 AM

I'm shitting out straight dayquil

Aaarg Oct 12th, 2012 11:44 AM

i have to drive somewhere to take the dog for a walk, or other peoples' dogs will bark at us constantly and several will probably come attack my dog because these rednecks don't leash or fence their pets

which would be a bit more reasonable if they didn't live within 15 feet of a goddamn road

Tadao Oct 12th, 2012 11:49 AM

Your dog probably walks like he owns the world.

Kitsa Oct 12th, 2012 12:55 PM

We can't put our dog out in the backyard because the people on either side of us have 3 dogs apiece and they go nuts. The neighbors on one side at least yell for their dogs to shut up, but the one on the other just lets them yap, or worse lets them jump through holes in the fence and come bite us.


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