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Babs Dec 23rd, 2012 04:53 AM

I know how to bring the tadao out. How goes it my friend.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2012 02:01 PM

So far so bad!

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2012 03:24 PM

SO WHAT

Babs Dec 24th, 2012 03:41 AM

This is dedicated to tadao

The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2012 03:50 AM


Babs Dec 24th, 2012 03:55 AM

:blowme

Babs Dec 24th, 2012 03:56 AM


stevetothepast Dec 25th, 2012 04:42 PM

Fucking love the mats.

Babs Dec 26th, 2012 05:14 PM

Amazing group of men.

Tadao Dec 27th, 2012 01:23 PM


Nick Dec 27th, 2012 03:44 PM

Oy Oy Oy M-m-m-my Menorah

Zomboid Dec 27th, 2012 09:59 PM

This'll probably give a few of you weirdos raging boners: http://youtu.be/zVwJrAr7GkY

Fathom Zero Dec 27th, 2012 10:08 PM

HMMMMM

Esuohlim Dec 27th, 2012 11:10 PM

NOPE >:

kahljorn Dec 27th, 2012 11:27 PM

lol

is that a real commercial

darkvare Dec 27th, 2012 11:32 PM

yes but that is actually a dude

Fathom Zero Dec 27th, 2012 11:56 PM

:lol

Nick Dec 28th, 2012 12:29 AM

Man, that gave me like five boners. I love Toyota hatchbacks.

Sam Dec 28th, 2012 03:37 AM

MILHOUSE BACKWARDS GOT A BONER, HE'S A DIRTY LIAR.

Fathom Zero Dec 28th, 2012 04:43 AM

I didn't get a boner, which is unusual. I think I moved on.

whatiswrong Dec 28th, 2012 05:54 AM

Enjoy the Christmas holiday!

kahljorn Dec 28th, 2012 09:01 AM

i didnt get a boner but it did remind me that i hadnt jerked off yet today

Dimnos Dec 28th, 2012 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 764835)
Man, that gave me like five boners. I love Toyota hatchbacks.

My first car was a toyota hatchback. I drove the shit out of that thing. Funnest car I ever had.

Esuohlim Dec 28th, 2012 06:25 PM

I DID NOT GET A BONER >:

JUST DROP IT

Dimnos Dec 28th, 2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zomboid
Replica of Robert Baratheon's Warhammer (http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/sw...r/prod_14.html)

Holy crap that is bad ass!

stevetothepast Dec 28th, 2012 09:14 PM

ya i was thinking that. holy fuck zomboid you get an awful lot at xmas.

Esuohlim Dec 28th, 2012 09:26 PM

THIS IS BECAUSE CANADIAN MONEY IS WORTH MORE NOW

Dimnos Dec 28th, 2012 09:45 PM

Fuck inflation. >:

Zomboid Dec 28th, 2012 10:11 PM

Yeah, ridiculously spoiled at Christmas time. I got Longclaw last year, so now...now I'll have two replica weapons on the wall at my place. That worries me a bit because of how nerdy it is, but one is in my room and the other will go into the TV room; it's easy for me to lead a girl from the door directly to my bed without seeing either of 'em, and that's sort of what I count on at this point. The sword always gets mentioned, but by that point the roofies have kicked in they're usually well aware of my being a nerd.

That thing is actually pretty heavy, too. Plus, it has like three spikes. I think that if it came down to it, I could use it as a legitimate weapon.

kahljorn Dec 28th, 2012 10:41 PM

i thought girls liked nerds now anyway

Zomboid Dec 28th, 2012 10:48 PM

I think they like the super exaggerated ones that wear superhero shirts, have thick glasses, etc. I don't know. I'm only smooth when drunk, and even then there's that perfect level of intoxication, and I'm useless anywhere below or above it.

stevetothepast Dec 29th, 2012 12:04 PM

This waiting for season three of Game of Thrones is killing me.

Esuohlim Dec 29th, 2012 01:01 PM

Then read the book instead

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2012 04:14 PM

I'm up to waiting for the paperback for a dance with dragons to come out. I liked a feast of crows the best so far.

Still no fucking ben stark...unless that one guy.

Anyway he needs to stop being such a fat sea captain looking fuck and finish writing the series.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2012 04:16 PM

Instead of

"I gotta memorize these sea and star charts"

Instead of

"i better change the bulb in the lighthouse before making another voyage"

Instead of

"i got scurvy"

stevetothepast Dec 29th, 2012 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 764879)
Then read the book instead

I've read the first book and am just starting the second, but I don't want to get ahead of the tv series because it's so damn good.

kahljorn Dec 29th, 2012 07:15 PM

is this show / book really good or is it twilight / harry potter good

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2012 08:25 PM

Really fucking good.

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2012 08:27 PM

Book/season 3 is especially killer too.

Fathom Zero Dec 29th, 2012 09:10 PM

Why?

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2012 11:00 PM

Because lots of good stuff happens...

Zomboid Dec 29th, 2012 11:10 PM

Yeah. That's sort of all you can say, considering the thing is fucking brimming with big, important events.

Zomboid Dec 29th, 2012 11:32 PM

Is this guy someone joking around?

Quote:

Travis Bucharest (Guest) on 12/29/2012 4:27 pm

I donated coats to the needy.
Helped out distributing food to the homeless at the shelter.
Shoveled neighbors driveways and sidewalk areas.
Drove 20miles to the closest recycling plant since there isn't one close by to drop off recyclables.

I don't believe in the holidays. Its just a satanic event for spoiled punks that most likely don't even deserve any of the crap they list.
Because seriously, can you honestly tell us you can be "good" 365 days?

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2012 11:46 PM

:lol

Tadao Dec 31st, 2012 01:40 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR PUB!

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2012 06:34 PM

Are you guys even in 2013 yet? :eek

kahljorn Dec 31st, 2012 06:54 PM

fuck no

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2012 06:57 PM

Guys. I have been in 2013 for almost 12 hours. I have been drinking the whole time. Hurry up or I'll finish all the booze.

kahljorn Dec 31st, 2012 06:58 PM

i still got plenty of 2012 booze to drink :(

man shrub sure shares her birthday with a lot of spam bots and/or lord of the rings fans

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2012 07:02 PM

2012 is so last year. :rolleyes

Shrub got mad that I didn't wish her a happy birthday from my timezone so she hasn't been on today. That or she had better shit to do on her birthday/new years. Naw. Can't be that.

Babs Dec 31st, 2012 07:28 PM

I think I need to go pray.

Shrubfest Dec 31st, 2012 08:04 PM

Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
Badass.

Tadao Dec 31st, 2012 08:17 PM

Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

:drunk

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2012 08:27 PM

There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2012 11:18 PM

Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.

Dimnos Jan 1st, 2013 04:08 AM

Happy new years fuckers.

Sam Jan 1st, 2013 04:31 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.

Aaarg Jan 3rd, 2013 10:15 AM

baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.

Kitsa Jan 3rd, 2013 10:25 AM

I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.

It sucks. It sucks mightily. I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.

I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.

kahljorn Jan 3rd, 2013 08:41 PM

i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/

Kitsa Jan 3rd, 2013 11:28 PM

They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 6th, 2013 07:15 PM

We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."

Tadao Jan 6th, 2013 08:29 PM

I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 7th, 2013 10:38 AM

Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?

Babs Jan 8th, 2013 03:08 PM

Shit nigga he can tie it in a knot, he can tie it in a bow.

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2013 06:46 PM

so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

Kitsa Jan 9th, 2013 12:36 AM

I really wanted that Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama thing as a christmas/chanukah gift and didn't get it :(

I was sort of disappointed. Now I've got to find and buy it mydamnself.

Edit: This. I'mma ordering it.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2013 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765003)
so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

Make sure to wear it backwards so that she can read it as you walk away.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2013 02:05 AM

hahahahaaha

Aaarg Jan 10th, 2013 07:47 AM

totes backwards and you gotta throw your arms up and point to it with both thumbz. then give hher the finger. Owned.!!!


went to a reptile expo. bought another 8 juvenile tarantulas. this is one of them.

stevetothepast Jan 10th, 2013 12:49 PM

how many do you have in total?

Tadao Jan 10th, 2013 01:15 PM

8+

Tadao Jan 11th, 2013 07:19 PM


Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2013 11:11 PM

I listened to Bowie's "Low" for the first time, and as someone who never really got into Bowie I started to enjoy it more than I expected to. But then why does Brian Eno have to ruin it with his ambient bullshit in the album's second half >:

Just like Talking Heads' Remain in Light. Eno sucks :(

Aaarg Jan 14th, 2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765025)
8+

8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders

Aaarg Jan 14th, 2013 08:49 AM

also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 01:29 PM

You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

Bowie and Eno did 3 albums together. Low Heroes and Lodger.

I know I've listened to Lodger a few times but I can never remember a dam thing about it. :(

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765058)
burn after reading is actually on tv right now
:\
gonna watch this most depressing movie in the world now

I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(

Nick Jan 14th, 2013 03:30 PM

Ugh, one of our dogs bit our neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 03:46 PM

First off, how is it not your fault?

Nick Jan 14th, 2013 03:50 PM

It's not like I went outside and demanded that the family dog run off and bite the neighbor. Before yesterday they've never done anything more than bark at things, they're little bitty rat-terrier/poodle mixes. They weight like 3 pounds, I have no idea what got into them.

I've never considered them my dogs, either. More like our dogs.

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765064)
Ugh, one of my dogs bit my neighbor yesterday so I've had to tie all of them up on leashes outside. My dad assures me that we're going to be sued now and that it'll be all my fault.

It's nice of my dad to throw me under the bus of hypothetical law suits.

:rolleyes

Nick Jan 14th, 2013 03:55 PM

I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765071)
I should've used ours. Oh well. Let me fix that.

Ours still implies ownership and responsibility upon your part.

Nick Jan 14th, 2013 04:01 PM

We are at a fault since we own the dog, but I took issue with my father explicitly telling me that it was my fault since he was the one who decided to move us up on top of shit mountain. He also told me that our dogs would be fine just wandering around.

This just makes me wish I had not agreed to move out here, it isn't exactly as great as he had made it seem.

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 05:16 PM

Daddy complex :lol You should go to the big city and learn to be a man who takes responsibility for their inaction. IE: you will never make any tips.

Nick Jan 14th, 2013 06:08 PM

Hey, as long as I can sell my script to the big wigs that'd make up for not making any tips.

Right? RIGHT?

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 06:28 PM

No

Aaarg Jan 14th, 2013 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765062)
You can hate the ambient bullshit though.

well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2013 07:36 PM

i mean what is the lawsuit gonna consist of
its a fuckin poodle

I GOT THIS BITE THAT KINDA HURT A LITTLE BIT
JUDGE: DID U HAVE TO HAVE SKIN GRAFTING OR STITCHES
NO BUT IT HURT A LItTLE
JUDGE: OK

Nick Jan 14th, 2013 07:39 PM

I don't know, really. Alabama is one of those states that has a first bite clause, but I still feel bad that the dog bit someone. I looked at it and it did break the skin, probably not too seriously, but that's still not cool.

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 07:41 PM

The dog is gonna be put down and his father is looking for this fuel to further his openly volatile hatred for the kid who wont leave home. lol

Tadao Jan 14th, 2013 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765080)
well i wasn't going to be the one to say that. the first two albums are great. the rest are... for other people.

i've never heard lodger. i used to like low a lot.

I bet you'll listen to lodger 5 times and never remember a thing about it. It must be a mind control thing.

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2013 08:18 PM

did they provoke the attack?

kahljorn Jan 14th, 2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765063)
I watched 50/50 last night thinking it was gonna be a funny movie.

:(

burn after reading is actually really funny but i still feel bad for brad pitt

i dolike how the movie ends though. "just crazy"

the fucking machine was totally censored though. the dildo was censored so it basically just looked like a moving chair

Nick Jan 15th, 2013 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765088)
did they provoke the attack?

From what we were told they didn't. She went to go throw a box or something away and noticed them barking but wasn't paying attention to them. Then one of them nipped her heel. Or something like that.

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2013 06:54 AM

just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras

kahljorn Jan 15th, 2013 06:58 AM

so im trying to fill out my fafsa and it wont let me continue the application until i enter which highschool i graduated from
but i never graduated from highschool

it asks the same question if i say that i got a GED.
lol.

Tadao Jan 15th, 2013 12:43 PM

When I took the GED I had to do it at a school. It was an adult school called West Valley Occupational Center.

So I guess even with a GED, there is a school that is supposed to have records.

Nick Jan 15th, 2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765096)
just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras

We have cattle in a pasture out back, so the most we've had in this area are coyotes from time to time. They never come close to where people live though, because they're smart little bastards. They usually keep to the outskirts of the woods.


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