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Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:11 PM

Fuck.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:12 PM


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:12 PM

Completely Dylan Snipples here.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765171)
How much does it suck?

It seems to suck mightily.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765172)
That is sucky. :eek

I think so.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765173)
No wonder you're on the Whiskey.

No wonder you're sad and alone, Shitbag.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765174)
Also having a non-compromised immune system helps.

You're such a dick.>:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765175)
You have an immune system that works. :D

That isn't a fucking emoticon. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765176)
If everyone did have them could we all stop getting the flu?

I don't think Flu is like Smallpox.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765177)
Tadao is intimately known to all the girlfriends.

Because he has sex with them. :bow

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765179)
Well, she'd need you to pull it out for her to speak.

That was about the girlfriend. Not the baby. :x

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765180)
Do they they make them small enough? :eek

Because of cocks. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765181)
Is this the page brak?

No.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765182)
OH NO YOU DON'T!

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765184)
hahahahahhahaa

hahahahahhahaa

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765185)
bugger!

Idiot.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765186)
Everytime you post I have to post more. :eek

Oh god. This is what hell is going to be like.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765187)

:wank

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765188)
I can't find the missed brak thing.

April, 2008.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765189)
So here is T with homo problems.

Technically every picture of T.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765190)

:wank

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765191)
I think in response to Pub's replies I'll try to get today's pic of my and my love.

This didn't go well. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765192)
Yay for Dylan snipples.

Yay!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765193)
lol i forgot my password to picthingy

Probably for the best. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:27 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765194)
You should see his balloon animal show. Sans balloons, of course.

IT'S WITH COCKS! :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765195)
The god of shitty clothes and circumstances. Sounds about right.

Sounds like me, actually.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765196)
hahaha I found it I'm so predictable :(

I wouldn't be able to log in anywhere if I wasn't predictable.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765197)
Did this arrive yet? :eek

I should go look in the PYPH thread for the pics.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765198)
hhaha it is the pics for my normal life :(

Not the ones you were looking for. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765199)
The best suggestion.

The worst reply.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765200)
You and me, pal.

To the moon!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765201)
I see. :blah

I hate you.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765202)
Quite the collection. :eek

Quite the idiot. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765203)
More than eight.

Idiot.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765204)
:highfive

Woo.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765205)
:hypno

>:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765206)

Half Man Half Biscuit.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765208)
Do you have plans for your army? :eek

Army of spiders. :chatter

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:38 PM

[quote=Pub Lover;765209]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 765061)
also dude you can't hate the guy who wrote "the true wheel"

Yeah. You can. >:

Because Esuohlim does. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:38 PM

Haha. Nice formatting, fool.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765210)
POST EDIT. :eek


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765211)
I was going to comment on the Berlin albums but I couldn't even remember the name of that one. :eek

I like Boys Keep Swinging off it.


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765212)
I watched the start of it because I wanted to see a comedy at the time.

:emoticonsigh

I went to sleep feeling sad instead. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765213)
Quick, put all your money offshore. :eek

I happen to have an offshore account you can use. PM me.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765214)
Good question. It probably is his fault.

As it turned out; it was.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765215)
They sound like dreadful dogs. You should have shot them as soon as you could hold a gun. Just like your dad always wanted you to.

Make your dad proud, Nick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765216)
Glad to see the grammar police on the case. :sunglasses

:picklehat

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765217)
But we'll know.

We'll always know.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765218)
In our hearts.

Our loving hearts.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:46 PM

Son of a fuckshitbollocks.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:47 PM


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:47 PM

Full on Dylan Snipples.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:48 PM

My Brak tag on photobucket has a picture of ELX with a Brak face holding a cock with a Kitsa face. :confused

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765219)
We'll know.

We'll know in our loving hearts, you son of a bitch.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765220)
T only knows how to play Hardball.

T only knows how to play with his Hardballs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765222)
[12:26] Shrub: http://thechive.com/2013/01/17/a-ver...t-night-video/
[12:27] Pubbles: wolves. :O
[12:28] Shrub: mentals
[12:28] Pubbles: haha
[12:28] Shrub: rapists dream
[12:29] Pubbles: as if caused by my thinking his name: T is messaging me.

Good times.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765223)
So at the nub we all agree that you're to blame in the end.

Hehe, nub.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765224)
Nick, I think we might not be the best support group for your problems.

Not unless you send us nudes.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765225)
No one wants to watch a movie about a guy that can't look after his dogs.

It would be scored entirely by the Baha Men.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765226)
True Story. :|

Shut up.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765227)
Maybe Bowie never released an album but said he did and we all believed him.

You better not be calling Bowie a liar. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765228)
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765229)
I thought Americans sued over every little thing and always won and that is why you're a nation of pussies.

Not like the manly faggots we have over here.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765230)
peepee cockapoopoo


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765231)
SHOOT. THE. DOG.

Shoot all the dogs!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765232)
All dogs, I guess. Look I hate dogs.

Also me.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765234)
Actually. I might watch that movie, Nick.

Wanna watch it with me?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765235)
Maybe it is the one that tricks people into liking Eno. :hypno

Quite the trick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765236)
Oh for fuck's sake...

The internet is full of crimes.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765237)
It was pre-emptive. They knew the neighbour was hoarding WMD.

Between this and the Baha men reference I guess I got my humour from 2003 today.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765238)
Didn't someone make a gif of Kitsa shooting Pitt in the face? Good times.

Just in my dreams, I guess.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765239)
And by 'box' she means 'Kurds' and 'throw' she means 'gas'.

It is a pity Turkey doesn't have oil, otherwise the Kurds there would be saved too.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765240)
Telling the woman she looks like livestock will totally win her over.

It is Alabama.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765241)
The dad hates the dogs almost as much as he hates Nick.

Which is a lot.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:10 PM

Oh buggering arse.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:10 PM

I keep closing the tab with the image too.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:11 PM


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:11 PM

Thank you, Mister D Snipples.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765242)
Lie?

Totally Lie.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765243)
Yeah, I thought that would be the case. I still think lying is the best plan though.

Just never stop with all the lies.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765244)
Put down food for them. Once your neighbour has a coyote infestation she'll forget all about your shitfuck dogs.

Better yet. Feed your shittyfuckingass dogs to the goddamn coyotes.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765245)
:love

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765246)
>:

>:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765247)
Gotta love those coyotes.

Just straight up kissing those coyotes out of so much love.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765248)
What is the world fucking coming to, Steve?

Will we ever know, Steve?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765249)
Slow going. D:

So many posts to make. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765250)
You have no fucking idea, Babs.

Why do you even fucking bother, Babs?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765251)
Real imaginative, fuckhead.

This is just going to be me swearing at myself over and over soon.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765252)
I didn't really look it up.

I didn't understand it though.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765253)
Gnarly People.

Gnarly people mashed up into wine.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765254)
Gin Medicine is working for me right now. :eek

Now I just have a headache.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765255)
┌П┐(_)┌П┐


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765256)
Or anyone. :eek

Loser.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765257)
I mean as well as your cheek spider tattoo.

Between all the awesome prison bumsecks.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765258)
It is like business flu. No time for party flu.

Mullet Flu. The worst of both.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765259)
Fuck.

Indeed. :posh

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765261)
Completely Dylan Snipples here.

Just rubbing my tongue all over them snipples.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765262)
It seems to suck mightily.

Just going to town with all the suck.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:33 PM

:pagebrak


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