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Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765263)
I think so.

Idiot.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765264)
No wonder you're sad and alone, Shitbag.

The worst.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765265)
You're such a dick.>:

Total Dick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765266)
That isn't a fucking emoticon. >:

Idiot.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765267)
I don't think Flu is like Smallpox.

It mutates too fast for global eradication.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765268)
Because he has sex with them. :bow

WITH HIS DICK! :yum

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765269)
That was about the girlfriend. Not the baby. :x

Girlfriends love Tadao's dick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765270)
Because of cocks. :orgasm

COCKS! :yum

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765271)
No.

Indeed. :posh

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765272)
:lol

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765273)
hahahahahhahaa

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765274)
Idiot.

Total Idiot.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765275)
Oh god. This is what hell is going to be like.

Just posting over and over with no way to stop.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765276)
:wank

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765277)
April, 2008.

Was the folder I found it in.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765278)
Technically every picture of T.

Has his dick exposed.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765279)
:wank

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765280)
This didn't go well. :(

It was quite sad, really. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765281)
Yay!

Woo!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765282)
Probably for the best. :(

:(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765284)
IT'S WITH COCKS! :orgasm

COCKS! :yum

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765285)
Sounds like me, actually.

A loser.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765286)
I wouldn't be able to log in anywhere if I wasn't predictable.

I had to call the bank today but I couldn't do anything because I couldn't remember my verbal password.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765287)
I should go look in the PYPH thread for the pics.

Yup. Any minute now. I'm going to go look for those pics of Kitsa.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:53 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765288)
Not the ones you were looking for. :(

Nor the droids. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765289)
The worst reply.

It is quite a field of bad replies to find the utter worst.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765290)
To the moon!

Alice.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765291)
I hate you.

So much.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765292)
Quite the idiot. >:

Fool.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765293)
Idiot.

>:

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2013 09:58 PM

!!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765294)
Woo.

:)

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765295)
>:

:eek

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2013 10:00 PM

PUB I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO CATCH UP WITH THE REST OF THE THREAD

such fun we will have

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765296)
Half Man Half Biscuit.


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765297)
Army of spiders. :chatter

Just crawling all over you. Think of it.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765209)

Because Esuohlim does. :eek

He hates the shit out of Eno.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765299)
Haha. Nice formatting, fool.

Bad edits all the way down.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765300)

It spins too fast for me to click it. No edits for me. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765301)

Bowie. :rock

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765302)
I went to sleep feeling sad instead. :(

This is not uncommon for me.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765303)
I happen to have an offshore account you can use. PM me.

Which I can't access by phone. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765304)
As it turned out; it was.

Completely Nick's fault.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765305)
Make your dad proud, Nick.

Kill those dogs/yourself.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765306)
:picklehat

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765307)
We'll always know.

It is what we're best at.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765308)
Our loving hearts.

Our Mother Loving Hearts.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765309)
Son of a fuckshitbollocks.

Loving son of a fuckshitbollocks.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765311)
Full on Dylan Snipples.

Sucking on those Snipples.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:11 PM

What a fucking apt misbrak. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:12 PM


Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2013 10:12 PM

YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE

MISSED YOUR CHANCE FOR FUN

Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2013 10:12 PM

:(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765312)
My Brak tag on photobucket has a picture of ELX with a Brak face holding a cock with a Kitsa face. :confused


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765313)
We'll know in our loving hearts, you son of a bitch.

Fuck you, Nick. We'll know.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765314)
T only knows how to play with his Hardballs.

And his hard dick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765315)
Good times.

Best times.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765316)
Hehe, nub.

It's like dick. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765317)
Not unless you send us nudes.

Of your dick! :yum

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765318)
It would be scored entirely by the Baha Men.

Fucking shitty movies with their shitty scores.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765319)
Shut up.

Idiot.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765320)
You better not be calling Bowie a liar. >:

You dick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765321)
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765322)
Not like the manly faggots we have over here.

Butch ass queers vs your weak ass wusses.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765323)

Internet crime. >:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765324)
Shoot all the dogs!

Damn those dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765325)
Also me.

Damn me to hell.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765326)
Wanna watch it with me?

We could snuggle up on the couch and watch a movie of you being utterly shit at keeping your dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765327)
Quite the trick.

It boggles the mind.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765328)
The internet is full of crimes.

Most of them mine. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765329)
Between this and the Baha men reference I guess I got my humour from 2003 today.

It is lucky that my humour is never funny though.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765330)
Just in my dreams, I guess.

My sexy, creepy dreams.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765331)
It is a pity Turkey doesn't have oil, otherwise the Kurds there would be saved too.

Topical.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:28 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765332)
It is Alabama.

Which means what?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765333)
Which is a lot.

An ocean of hate.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765334)
Oh buggering arse.

:orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765335)
I keep closing the tab with the image too.

Better stop doing that then.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765337)
Thank you, Mister D Snipples.

Thank you so hard.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765338)
Totally Lie.

All of the lies.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765339)
Just never stop with all the lies.

Ever.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765340)
Better yet. Feed your shittyfuckingass dogs to the goddamn coyotes.

Those marvellous coyotes.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765341)
:eek

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765342)
>:

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765343)
Just straight up kissing those coyotes out of so much love.

Taking those coyotes home and making a man out of them.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765344)
Will we ever know, Steve?

Come back, Steve. :(

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765345)
So many posts to make. :(

All of the posts to make.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765346)
Why do you even fucking bother, Babs?

Goddamnit, Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765347)
This is just going to be me swearing at myself over and over soon.

So fucking true.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765348)
I didn't understand it though.

Like most things.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765349)
Gnarly people mashed up into wine.

Supping on the juices of the mashed up gnarly folk.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765350)
Now I just have a headache.

Forever.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765351)


Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765352)
Loser.

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765353)
Between all the awesome prison bumsecks.

:orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765354)
Mullet Flu. The worst of both.

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765355)
Indeed. :posh

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765356)
Just rubbing my tongue all over them snipples.

Snipples foreplay. :yum

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 10:47 PM

:pagebrak


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