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MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 03:20 AM

GET OUTTA HERE BLUE BALLS

:BEAT BEAT BEAT

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 03:21 AM

POOOONANNNIII

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 03:22 AM

THE TRICK IS WHAT I TELL THEM TO GO GET CUZ I WILL PIMP DEZE BROADS

AND I SAY "BITCH, GO GET TRICKIN"

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 03:23 AM

One time ya'll i had blue balls so bad I couldn't fucking walk.

And i took a piss and it felt like a midget was just wailing on my junk the whole time.

It was a nightmare.

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 03:25 AM

MattJack you are an alright dude.

MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 03:29 AM

:x MY EX G/F JUST CALLED ME

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 03:36 AM

Wtf is up with ex g/fs and callin

MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 03:40 AM

THEY LOVE GAMES

Seven Force Jun 4th, 2007 03:47 AM

Ex-Men

noob3 Jun 4th, 2007 08:33 PM

chicks are all over my cyclops

BlueOatmeal Jun 5th, 2007 02:46 AM

Man you guys kick ass. We should totally hit up the bars.

MetalMilitia Jun 5th, 2007 11:22 AM

The London Olympics logo is probably the worst logo I've ever seen in my whole life:



It cost something completely retarded like £400,000 to develop (which is about 500 million US dollars or infinity Canadian dollars).

The BBC website allowed people to submit their own versions which led to this being displayed:



Would've been better with a wedding ring :x

kahljorn Jun 6th, 2007 12:09 AM

damn dude i could be a millionaire right now because I and any idiot could design that piece of shit logo.

executioneer Jun 6th, 2007 02:10 AM

http://x13d.doritos.com/index.html?mid=21734143 DROITOS, KISS MY ASS

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2007 03:51 PM

There's a reason they're kept in a black bag.

Jeff The Ninja Jun 6th, 2007 10:40 PM

HEY GUYS.
Im turning 19 soon.

As soon as that happens, im gonna buy some 10 year olds beer :D

MattJack Jun 6th, 2007 11:56 PM

God I <3 you so much Morgan Webb, so.. so much.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2007 12:52 AM

You should hit that.

MattJack Jun 7th, 2007 12:56 AM




Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan
Oh, I <3 you too MattJack. We should be together, rlly.


MarioRPG Jun 11th, 2007 09:29 PM

Hay guys! Quick reply is quick now!

gimmidamonii Jun 11th, 2007 10:10 PM

is morgan webb free tonite in canada

p.s. does tommy talarico still appear on television?

MattJack Jun 11th, 2007 10:12 PM

Morgan Webb only loves Americans, great Americans.

gimmidamonii Jun 12th, 2007 01:12 PM

i wrote a whole topic about u mattjack, talkin about how u seem to be a really good dude, good ideas, good brainz, good ideas, etc

somebody deleted it, or worse (this is for real), i've been spending too much time at this forum and dreamt that i posted a thread bout u. newayz, hax is so last hour, wat i really want to offer ppl now is my pants, r u free

And just to clear it up, no that's not my default voice, I'm in fact quite a genius. People have called me the John Locke of our generation; Hemingway with a touch of Sartre.

not, nebody crack vista yet

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2007 05:20 PM

Hemmingway, John Locke, and sartre -- a book that writes itself off a cliff

executioneer Jun 12th, 2007 06:09 PM

seriously guys whose lame character is this


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