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Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:19 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS MADE TW0 GREAT LIGHTS TEH GREATER LIGHT T0 RULE TEH DAY ADN TEH LESSER LIGHT T0 RULE TEH NIGHT TEH FAGS MADE TEH STARS ALS0

When I said 'girls' I meant fags... :(

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:19 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SET TEHM IN TEH FIRMAMENT 0F TEH EHAVEN T0 GIVE LIGHT UP0N TEH EARTH

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:20 AM

PENESIS
ADN T0 RULE 0VER TEH DAY ADN 0VER TEH NIGHT ADN T0 DIVIDE TEH LIGHT FR0M TEH DARKNESS ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:20 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH F0URTH DAY

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:21 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEH WATERS BRING F0RTH ABUNDANTLY TEH M0VING CREATURE TAHT HATH LIFE ADN F0WL TAHT MAY FLY AB0VE TEH EARTH IN TEH 0PEN FIRMAMENT 0F EHAVEN

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:22 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS CREATED GREAT WHALES ADN EVERY LIVING CREATURE TAHT M0VETH WHICH TEH WATERS BR0UGHT F0RTH ABUNDANTLY AFTER TEHIR KIND ADN EVERY WINGED F0WL AFTER HIS KIND ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:22 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS BLESSED TEHM SAYING BE FRUITFUL ADN MULTIPLY ADN FILL TEH WATERS IN TEH SEAS ADN LET F0WL MULTIPLY IN TEH EARTH

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:23 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH FIFTH DAY

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:24 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET TEH EARTH BRING F0RTH TEH LIVING CREATURE AFTER HIS KIND CATTLE ADN CREEPING THING ADN BEAST 0F TEH EARTH AFTER HIS KIND ADN IT WAS S0

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:24 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS MADE TEH BEAST 0F TEH EARTH AFTER HIS KIND ADN CATTLE AFTER TEHIR KIND ADN EVERY THING TAHT CREEPETH UP0N TEH EARTH AFTER HIS KIND ADN TEH FAGS SAW TAHT IT WAS G00D

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:25 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID LET US MAKE A MAN IN 0UR IMAGE AFTER 0UR LIKENESS:

A WEAKLING WEIGHING NINETY-EIGHT P0UNDS
WILL GET SAND IN HIS FACE
WHEN KICKED T0 THE GR0UND
AND S00N IN THE GYM
WITH A DETERMINED CHIN
THE SWEAT FR0M HIS P0RES
AS HE W0RKS F0R HIS CAUSE
WILL MAKE HIM GLISTEN
AND GLEAM, AND WITH MASSAGE
AND JUST A LITTLE BIT 0F STEAM
HE'LL BE PINK AND QUITE CLEAN
HE'LL BE A STR0NG MAN
0H, H0NEY!
BUT THE WR0NG MAN

HE'LL EAT NUTRITI0US, HIGH PR0TEIN
AND SWALL0W RAW EGGS
TRY T0 BUILD UP HIS SH0ULDERS
HIS CHEST, ARMS, AND LEGS
SUCH AN EFF0RT
IF HE 0NLY KNEW 0F MY PLAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

HE'LL D0 PRESS-UPS AND CHIN-UPS
D0 THE SNATCH, CLEAN, AND JERK
HE THINKS DYNAMIC TENSI0N
MUST BE HARD W0RK
SUCH STRENU0US LIVING
I JUST D0N'T UNDERSTAND
WHEN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
0H, BABY
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

BUT A DELT0ID AND A BICEP
A H0T GR0IN AND A TRICEP
MAKES ME - 00H! - SHAKE
MAKES ME WANNA TAKE CHARLES ATLAS BY THE HAND
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
0H, BABY
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

I D0N'T WANT N0 DISSENSI0N
JUST DYNAMIC TENSI0N
I'M A MUSCLE FAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN
DIG IT IF Y0U CAN
IN JUST SEVEN DAYS
I CAN MAKE Y0U A MAN

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:26 AM

PENESIS
S0 TEH FAGS CREATED A MAN IN TEHIR 0WN IMAGE:

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:26 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS BLESSED HIM ADN TEH FAGS SAID UNT0 HIM "NIGGA RAGE"

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:27 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAID BEH0LD I HAVE GIVEN Y0U EVERY EHRB BEARING SEED WHICH IS UP0N TEH FACE 0F ALL TEH EARTH ADN EVERY TREE IN TEH WHICH IS TEH FRUIT 0F A TREE YIELDING SEED T0 Y0U IT SHALL BE F0R MEAT

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:28 AM

PENESIS
ADN T0 EVERY BEAST 0F TEH EARTH ADN T0 EVERY F0WL 0F TEH AIR ADN T0 EVERY THING TAHT CREEPETH UP0N TEH EARTH WEHREIN TEHRE IS LIFE WE HAVE GIVEN EVERY GREEN EHRB F0R MEAT ADN IT WAS S0

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:28 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS SAW EVERY THING TAHT EH HAD MADE ADN BEH0LD IT WAS VERY G00D ADN TEH EVENING ADN TEH M0RNING WERE TEH SIXTH DAY

Matt Harty Jun 12th, 2004 11:29 AM

I kept refreshing the last page and thought you weren't talking. :(:(

Matt Harty Jun 12th, 2004 11:30 AM

hey wana see something I just drew

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:32 AM

PENESIS
ADN TEH FAGS WERE SATISFIED WITH TEHIR WORK
ADN TEH FAGS GATHERED IN TEHIR FAGDEN ADN WATCEHD TEH MAN SHOW HIS GIRLFRIND TEH NEW HIM...
ADN TEH GIRLFRIANSD WAS PLESED
ADN TEH FAGS WERE FAGS

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:33 AM

I've finally fucking finished that Fag-Awful story! :D

Sure, show away. ;)

Matt Harty Jun 12th, 2004 11:33 AM

k wana see

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:35 AM

Yeah, what did you draw?

Matt Harty Jun 12th, 2004 11:35 AM

k that was a good story k heres pic



:)

Matt Harty Jun 12th, 2004 11:36 AM

did you know i was a really happy person

Pub Lover Jun 12th, 2004 11:36 AM

Oh no! I think your bandwidth is dead as all I see is a red exe, & your backwards Jessica Alba is missing too. :(


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