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Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554682)
i don't think kids who went to school with me realized that willie was slang for cock

if my name had been richard or pete, things might have been different

Pete? :confused

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:03 AM


executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:03 AM

peter or dick

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 02:03 AM

your peter bra

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:04 AM

or if my last name had been longwanger or something

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554683)
That gave me a hiliarious picture of seth using his penis as a crowbar

Oh and he does! :despair

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554684)
wannna be my sweetie pie

How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers. :x

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554686)
i think the horrendous acne probably distracted them from the whole eye region

At least it cleared up. :)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554687)
I should go back and edit the page break


executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:07 AM

the beardliness helps, i think :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554689)
that and i have/had problems with eye contact in social situations

What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554716)
Like public bathrooms.

Restrooms.

Damn America, learn to say :loo

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554716)
What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.


everyone always stares at my penis there

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554690)
I thought I had that problem, but in retrospect (and pictures) it wasn't that bad

I had the opposite situation. :eek

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554716)
What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.

that's why i always use the stall

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554691)
Seth isn't converting to Voodoo until 2017.

He has a timetable for his crazy shit.

He's that crazy. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554692)
what's cooler than bein' cool

You are, baby. :love

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554693)
I tried to make a cooking joke but it wasn't working out for me

Much like your attempts at cooking.

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 02:12 AM

ohhhh she got served

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554694)
ICE COLD

BEER

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554695)
You know in Peter Pan they have those happy thoughts that help them fly? That picture is one of mine.

And flying is a metaphor for not killing myself. ;)

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554724)
ohhhh she got served

yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused

Asila May 9th, 2008 02:14 AM

Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554697)
asila, a/s/l

ass size lol?


:|

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554726)
And flying is a metaphor for not killing myself. ;)

man i didnt know lives were at stake :eek


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