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Sam Dec 7th, 2008 12:42 AM

DEAR FUCKS WHO THOUGHT I WAS GONE,

YOU'RE IGNORANT.

pac-man Dec 7th, 2008 01:26 AM

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE BUT I'M BACK

Neen Dec 7th, 2008 01:30 AM

I GONE I'M WAS BUT THOUGHT BACK YOU

executioneer Dec 7th, 2008 01:36 AM

BACK IN BLACK, HIT THE SACK

Asila Dec 7th, 2008 01:57 AM

DAMNIT SAM YOU BROUGHT NEEN BACK

IGNORANT

Ploxtrot Dec 7th, 2008 02:46 AM

HEY GUYS I'M BACK TOO

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 03:11 AM

I WENT THROUGH ALL THE EFFORT OF SELECTING LIKE 20 MULTIQUOTES AND THE SHIT DIDN'T EVEN WORK SO IN SHORT LOL MILHOUSE NO I GOT FIRED SHUT UP MISDAMEANOR I LOVE YOU GUY HEY SAM I WAS GONE TOO BUT I'M BACK WILLIE I'M ALRAEDY IN THE SAC IT'S PRETTY COMFY PLOXTROT WHO ARE YOU DUDE

awesome bill Dec 7th, 2008 03:32 AM

i agree

Misdemonar Dec 7th, 2008 03:41 AM

LIQUIDSTATIK I LOVE YOU TOO SHUTUP AND KISS ME

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 04:49 AM

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Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 05:13 AM

I wanna kiss you all over.

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 05:40 AM

i wanna all over your kisses ;)

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill (Post 600167)
I still look asian in my photos, now I just embrace it and pose. CHING CHONG CHING CHONG




"Chinese Girl gone SHOOOOOPING"

Do they let dudes marry in yer state, Boy. :love

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 600349)
I'd know the difference between an Asila post and a Kitsa post. :(

Could you post after each of them and say their name, because then I might start to see the differnces. :x


Haha, I kid, but they can both go to hel.. ;)

liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 06:20 AM

PUB LUVER AND ASILA SITTIN IN A TREE
[FONTSIZE=300]K-I-S-S-I-N-G[/font]

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 06:23 AM

That isn't a font size. :rolleyes

you can't get paased 20, I think. :(

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 06:25 AM

SEVEN?

TEN?

bullshit, i say. >:

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 06:41 AM

Happy Birthday, Liquidstatik. :)

Now you're 21 you can get all the booze you want, and that'll help now that you've totally greyed out the "I forgot how old I am" excuse with the girls. ;)

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 06:48 AM

Dear LS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 12:15 PM

If I was a mod all I would do is label youtube links and be ranty about doing it.

I don't need that. >:

DON'T MAKE PUB A MOD! :eek

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 12:28 PM

I labeled it.

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 12:34 PM

I guess you labeled it with yer dick, and that's why I can't see it. >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 600077)
So i'm playing neverwinter nights, AGAIN, and also writing some stand-up comedy, in case i ever accidentally go to Lake Geneva, WI.

How many people here tonight have named their first born "Gary"?
Two people... not bad. OK, how many of those are girls? The same hands went up! Unbelieveable!

Seriously though... You should name a girl GYGAX! It just sounds spooky, right? Sure, she'll be a virgin until she's 35, but that's what Dad's want, right?

Uuuuuuggggghhh (cough), so anyway, speaking of not having sex, I started building a Monk character just a couple days ago...

(crickets chirp)

A monk who was multiclassed.

I wanted versatile kick-assery.

So i multiclassed him with a Wizard.

(Chuckles, claps and a couple of boos)

I'm sorry sir, what did you say?

(Yer mother's a wizard... on my face!! [followed by imbelic laughter])

Rigghhhhhhtttt!!! I think you need to put some more points into yer Heckler skill, sir. Either that or you should ask yer Dungeon Master to re-roll the percentile dice for yer mother to not sit down on yer Dad's dick while he's jerking off.

I did say it was great to be here, didn't I?
So yeah, i went for a Monk/Wizard combo.... but here's the punchline. I took the skills i needed to became an Arcane Archer (Race:Elf, Attack bonus +6, Weapon focus: Long bow, Never leave yer Mom's attic:affirmitive)

and after 8th level I didn't get the Arcane Archer option!!!!

I guess ya just gotta be a Fighter or a Cleric or a Ranger or a Paladin, nowadays.... Or an Elf who's NOT circumcized!! Isn't that right, ladies?

(crowd throws rotten vegetables with a skill rank of 1000)

On a par with Classic Fartin! :praise

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 12:36 PM


liquidstatik Dec 7th, 2008 03:13 PM

HEY TADAO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPWmcWS5PvQ

& thank you pub ;)

Pub Lover Dec 7th, 2008 03:20 PM

This video is not available in my country? Even if I click the link I have no idea what it's for, stupid New Zealand.

You're welcome, Danny.

Tadao Dec 7th, 2008 04:01 PM

(///_-) O-(-'.'-Q)

Spoilers!


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