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Tadao Apr 21st, 2017 06:45 PM


Aaarg Apr 24th, 2017 10:29 PM

im moving to chicago in less than a week wut up I-Mackery

Tadao Apr 26th, 2017 06:47 PM

Chicago, from N Carolina?

Babs Apr 27th, 2017 02:02 AM

Found someone lonely enough to marry me. Truly an all time low for humanity. P.s. Snape kills Dumbledore.

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 27th, 2017 02:26 AM

I'm making enough money to survive, holy shit guys. I AM LIVING THE DREAM HERE, BE PROUD OF LIL' OL' Z-BIFF

Aaarg Apr 27th, 2017 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771503)
Chicago, from N Carolina?

yeh. 10 hour drive, me and my ol' cat, everything i own in a midsized sedan. sunday.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2017 05:55 PM

Good luck my dood. If it's only 10 hours away, then I assume you know your way around Chicago.

WhiteRat Apr 28th, 2017 08:20 PM

I went to Chicago once. I watched a college football game in Evanston (what a lame city and campus) and then got drunk at a bunch of different bars around Wrigleyville. It was a fun time and I would visit again (except Evanston. What a lame city and campus).

WhiteRat Apr 28th, 2017 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 771506)
yeh. 10 hour drive, me and my ol' cat, everything i own in a midsized sedan. sunday.

When I moved to San Antonio from Saint Paul I drove 23 hours in an SUV with my cat. She freaked out so bad within 10 mins of being in the carrier that I let her out and she spent the entire trip hiding under the driver seat. She did the same thing when I eventually moved back. That cat has logged some serious miles. :rock

zeldasbiggestfan Apr 28th, 2017 09:16 PM

My old cat Zelda went to KC and a few other places efore she died. She meowed like crazy, but she had diabetes and I didn't wanna let her go.

Getting older is no fun

Tadao Apr 28th, 2017 09:36 PM

Moved with my cat in the car on a 12 hour drive. No carrier. She sat on top of stuff on the passenger seat and meowed loudly at me for 10 hours. I went to Chicago for a concert and visited the museum. Food is good.

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2017 09:50 PM

I LIVE IN CHICAGO

I WILL HAVE TO MOVE IF AAARG IS COMING THOUGH

Aaarg May 3rd, 2017 01:49 PM

get to moving, son, i'm in humboldt park now.

after about 9 hours of driving, i got a flat tire. good stuff.

i've let my cat ride freely before, it wasn't great. she meowed for about two hours, then kept quiet and just endured. THEN she had to spend two nights in a house with 4 other cats. she was not happy. now she's good!

Tadao May 3rd, 2017 03:58 PM

What's that you say? Cats don't like change? Hold on, let me get a pen and paper.

Aaarg May 3rd, 2017 07:32 PM

other things to note:
- fluffy tail
- pointy ear
- some teeth
- need water for life

zeldasbiggestfan May 4th, 2017 02:37 PM

TRACKS LITTER ALL OVER THE GODDAMN FLOOR >:

Pub Lover May 7th, 2017 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771468)
i'm a dad now you fucks

OMG! Congrats! Your wife now has evidence that she did teh secks! :eek

Now we just have to wait on the paternity test to find out if you did, Esuohlim. :lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 771470)
WHATS UP YOU FUCKERS

I am not a fucker. :posh

I'm a wanker. :wank :tear :orgasm :x
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771472)
I mentioned it to people, CiG and 10K and The Leader amd MLE are all happy for you. I'm sure others are too if the unblock me.

You've got there an astonishing number of people that seem to only selectively block people. :eek

I can't remember what I did to alienate everyone here. :lol
Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 771473)
Everybody growing up and stuff. Not me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 771474)
Let's party with people we don't like and waste money we don't have while doing everything we can to avoid thinking about time and youth slowly running out without accomplishing anything of merit.

Looks like we've got some contenders still fighting me for most pathetic. :eek

Guys, you'll never beat me. :lol

zeldasbiggestfan May 11th, 2017 04:21 PM

I'm sweating my ass off in a laundromat because my totally sweet new apartment has bed bugs. It's a really good time.

Fuck

Esuohlim May 12th, 2017 04:52 PM

You're a fucking whiner, zeldasfattestfan. In some countries people would grateful to eat those bedbugs

zeldasbiggestfan May 14th, 2017 04:46 PM

I know man, I'm too negative.

TELL YOUR BABY MAKER HAPPY MOM'S DAY OR WHATEVER PEOPLE OF YOUR CULTURE AND STATURE DO

Esuohlim May 20th, 2017 12:45 PM

look zbf I know you've been here a while now, but I don't see that you've submitted a collection of dick picks from all angles for our Secret Forum's Dick Pick Megathread (we even have Kitsa's).

until you do you can't be one of the Gang. pm Pub Lover for details

Tadao May 20th, 2017 02:03 PM

Surprisingly, only one person here has received a pic of my dick.

zeldasbiggestfan May 23rd, 2017 10:48 PM

My d*ck is all over the place man. That weird smell at the laundromat?

That's my d*ck, homie. Free smells for all. And if you want to see it, just inhale deeply through the nose with closed eyes. At least that's how my ladyfriend finds it

Esuohlim May 24th, 2017 09:54 PM

man

why we gotta put up with you

zeldasbiggestfan May 25th, 2017 11:49 AM

Because unfortunately, we seem to be the only ones here :(

I miss everyone, and the time when we all could post and get shit on by eachother by the end of the day. Now we gotta wait a week and read 2 replies. I miss this place


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