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Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 12:30 AM


Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
No the secret is that I really am dating Jessica Alba and we're going to have sex again tonight :eek

That does take precedence over EVERYTHING.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SO FLIPPY AVATARS CAN WAIT >:

Especially for someone you don't even like. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 01:19 AM

Actually I have to redownload the software for making GIFs since I got a new computer and I can't find anywhere :(

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 01:19 AM

The GIF creating software, not the computer >:

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 01:20 AM

The computer is right here so stfu >:

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 01:28 AM

Does AIM work on it? :(

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 01:36 AM

I SURE HOPE NOT :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 01:42 AM

If you had aim it doesn't mean we don't have to post in this thread. :(

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 01:43 AM

If you had aim you could call Mark Riddles a jackass for blocking me for no reason. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
If you had aim you could call Mark Riddles a jackass for blocking me for no reason. :rolleyes

I think I might be bitter about that.

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2005 03:54 PM

Pub Lover I think I love you :love

MetalMilitia Sep 15th, 2005 04:25 PM

guys i have a joke

How do you get a baby into a jar?

a blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Doritos!

haha

And i have another one also

Whats blue, 8inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death!

Sam Sep 15th, 2005 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I've resisted commenting on every one of Emily's posts for the last two days because I don't want to get a reputation (& I'm kinda worried about how I fixate on people), but when she said that it made me laugh out loud. :(

Who the fuck is Emily? :(

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
guys i have a joke

How do you get a baby into a jar?

a blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?

Doritos!

haha

And i have another one also

Whats blue, 8inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death!

YOU ARE REPRESENTING I-MOCKERY.COM AND I FIND THESE VERY EXPENSIVE LOL I MEAN OFFENSIVE :mrdink

MetalMilitia Sep 15th, 2005 05:10 PM

ok i got another one and this ones a real zinger

whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?

Ance doesn't come on your face untill your around 15!

ADDED: haha

Marc Summers Sep 15th, 2005 05:21 PM

oh well this will make you DIE OF LAUGHTER :o

How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?

The leash goes slack

MetalMilitia Sep 15th, 2005 05:27 PM

I for one find that very offensive.

ban?

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2005 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I've resisted commenting on every one of Emily's posts for the last two days because I don't want to get a reputation (& I'm kinda worried about how I fixate on people), but when she said that it made me laugh out loud. :(

Who the fuck is Emily? :(

It's me :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2005 06:17 PM

I mean god read the thread for chrissakes :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2005 07:23 PM

michael jackson jokes come on give the guy a break already he was found not guilty on all 143 counts of child rape come on

Marc Summers Sep 15th, 2005 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I for one find that very offensive.

ban?

Is that sarcasm or is it that you actaully get more offended about a joke about a dead dog than a series of jokes about dead babies and the consumption of :confused

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
Who the fuck is Emily? :(

Guitar Woman.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Who the fuck is Emily? :(

Guitar Woman.

Which you'd know if you read the thread. :rolleyes :stupidthread

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2005 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I mean god read the thread for chrissakes :rolleyes

I respond before reading the thread. :lol


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