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Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:52 PM

I GET HOME FROM A LONG HARD DAY AT THE FACTORY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR? I CAN HARDLEY STAND, YOU TRY OPERATIING A HYDRAULIC PRESS FOR 10 HOURS A DAY AND SEE IF YOU STILL ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR >:

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:54 PM

OH I SEE, YOU'RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE MY HAIR, BUT YOU ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO DRILL A PILLOW FOR A HALF HOUR BEFORE I TELL YOU THAT I'M OVER HERE, READY FOR YOUR 30 SECONDS OF MAGIC >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:56 PM

30 SECONDS? FUNNY, IT SEEMED TO LAST ALOT LONGER THAN THAT WITH YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR HAIRDRESSER. OH YEAH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION PEGGY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL? >:

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:57 PM

YOU ARE SUCH A PIG! I HOPE YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! :throwallyourstuffoutofthebedroom,slamthedoorandlo ckit

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 02:59 PM

Yo pops, im heading out for the night, i don't know when im gonna be back...

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:00 PM

*knocks on door* come on baby, you know i was just joking. I love you honey :(

EDIT: DAMNIT CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TALKING >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 03:01 PM

Ummm dad I'm taking your car, ummm yea ok

:runsoutdooranddrivesoff

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 03:02 PM

WELL, HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, ALWAYS LEAVING WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE. I SWEAR I'LL DO IT THIS TIME, I HAVE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL! :tear

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 03:04 PM

Oh mom i forgot can i get a couple of dollars for gas and other stuff...

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:05 PM

Oh baby come on, you know you dont want to do that. Just unlock the door, I'll make it all better.

liquidstatik Mar 24th, 2004 03:06 PM

just a few more days until im ungrounded!~

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:06 PM

YOU GET OVER RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH :GRABSSONBYSHIRT

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 03:06 PM

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER? OH WAIT I FORGOT HE ISN'T YOUR FATHER I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BARBER. >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 03:06 PM

guys, i really need some dough i'm hanging out with sally tonight and she wants some we... i mean cake...

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:08 PM

THANK GOD THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T MINE. HE LISTENS TO LIMP BISKIT >:

Matt Harty Mar 24th, 2004 03:09 PM

STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS BEFORE THEY FALL OFF >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 03:12 PM

Shutup you assfaces, im not the dead beat who isn't paying for the asian hooker he knocked up. Oh yeah i saw the papers...

I'm sick of living here just as soon as you give me my gas and dru.. cake money i'm leaving forever >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:13 PM

GIVE ME MY KEYS BEFORE I TAN YOUR HIDE

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:17 PM

IS IT STILL BREATHING? NOPE I THINK MATT KILLED IT.

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 03:19 PM

:boot

A COW CAN BANG A ROOSTER AND MAKE CHICKEN PARMIGANA.

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 03:19 PM

That's it screw you guys i'm going to live my dreams as a rap star in the hood, see you crackaz lata, this nigga be bouncin, bizotch!

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:22 PM

YOU ARE NOT BLACK >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 03:24 PM

What the hell...

My dreams are crushed again :tear

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 03:24 PM

YES HE IS BLACK, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 03:27 PM

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR PURE RACE. YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAILER I AM OUT >:


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