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Guitar Woman Mar 28th, 2005 09:31 PM

PROPER NOUN
PRONOUN
ADJECTIVE

Big McLargehuge Mar 28th, 2005 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
prove it. define adverb. >:

an adverb is a word used to modify a verb :(


Eiffel Tower
We
HOT

Sam Mar 28th, 2005 09:35 PM

DOE, A DEER, A FEMALE DEER

Guitar Woman Mar 28th, 2005 09:40 PM

:x

Sam Mar 28th, 2005 09:43 PM

DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2005 09:46 PM

VERB -ED
BODY PART PLURAL
ADVERB

Guitar Woman Mar 28th, 2005 09:48 PM

Shmushed
Eyeballs
Happily

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
an adverb is a word used to modify a verb :(

BASICALLY IT'S AN ADJECTIVE THAT YOU STICK "LY" AT THE END OF, ARE WE ALL CLEAR ON THAT NOW?

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2005 10:34 PM

VERB ING
PLURAL NOUN
VERB

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2005 01:22 AM

sipping
lovers
drink

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 01:38 AM

BODY PART
7 LETTERS

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie

hey faggos we're barely following the thread rules these days :(

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 01:50 AM

FUN FACT: I FIRST ANNOUNCED "MAD LIBS TIME" ON PAGE 5 OF THE THREAD, WHEN IT WAS ONLY ABOUT THREE HOURS OLD :eek

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 01:53 AM

I read like the first ten pages of the thread :( in the beginning it involved mostly Willie and Hickman then it became a four-posts-per-minute fest with Me and Willie and Sam and Scru and Schimid and Rongi and a little bit of Cap'n Crunch mixed in those were the days right guys :(

Except for that Cap'n Crunch fag >:

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 01:54 AM

HEY WILLIE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ENDING ALL YOUR POSTS AS :eek

-willie

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 01:59 AM

I JUST ATE A WHOLE WHITE CASTLE SACK OF TEN SO I'LL BE ON THE TOILET FOR THE NEXT HOUR :(

Emu Mar 29th, 2005 02:09 AM

saved :imock

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HEY WILLIE WHAT HAPPENED WITH ENDING ALL YOUR POSTS AS :eek

-willie

i dont do it anymreo unless im feeling nostalgic! i felt it was getting to be too mcuh of a habit and i'm bad about getting rid of habits so i do it when i can :x

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 02:11 AM

sometimes when the onyl thing i post is a picture i feel the need to sign it too :x

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 02:12 AM

oh no the sick faces is a habit too what am i going to do :x

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2005 02:15 AM

you also use to not sleep, but you do now which is good.

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 02:16 AM

i have to work at six thirty in the am now instead of 8, i dont actually sleep more :lol

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 02:17 AM

oh fuck and

APPENDIX
D-I-O-R-A-M-A

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2005 02:18 AM

where do you work again?

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2005 02:20 AM

dude hot girls are so hot!

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 02:31 AM

the department of social and health servicse mailroom

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 02:43 AM

hot girls are trouble

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2005 03:38 AM

I know :(

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 03:58 AM

hot girls can go to hell

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2005 04:53 AM

You are just angry at the hot girls for always trying to kiss your face.

BlueOatmeal Mar 29th, 2005 12:14 PM

Happy March 29th everybody! I hope everyone has fun on this beautiful day. lololololololololololololo

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
hot girls can go to hell

escuse me do you wanna fight

fungusamongus Mar 29th, 2005 01:27 PM

Everyone get some Vihaliha right now

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 03:21 PM

OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB IT'S CALLED "MY DISORDER" I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT YET I'M JUST POSTING IT :(

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 03:22 PM

Hi. My name is cat doctor , and I have a disgusting problem. I have what is known as raping spaghetti disorder. Yep, you heard it right, raping spaghetti disorder. Now you might think that a bitter message like myself who has a cunty disorder like this would have all kinds of stunty butts , but that is a harshly common misconception. People with this disorder are prone to run gayly , and this is usually done with a flaming dog or some kind of thundercat . People that have this disorder shittily get it two ways: fucking racists , or dancing something green . But in most cases, as it is in mine, this disorder is inherited genetically. Now I don't want you to think that meanies with this disorder have no way of living a painful life. In fact, most people who develop this disorder are merrily scratchtastic vaginas just like you or me. There is a perscription drug that has been developed by professional orthodontists that will be able to eat this huge disorder, and the side effects are mild. Side effects consist of glowing penises , smushed eyeballs , and happily sipping lovers that drink the appendix . For more information on this disorder just call the toll free hotline at 1-800-DIORAMA . Thank you.

Esuohlim Mar 29th, 2005 03:24 PM

I loled out loud at stunty butts and fucking racists :loo

HickMan Mar 29th, 2005 03:30 PM

Two days until my birthday and then I'll be a MAN

kellychaos Mar 29th, 2005 06:12 PM

We appreciate your holding. All posts are important to us.

Sam Mar 29th, 2005 09:40 PM

I DIDN'T SEE SCRATCHTASTIC IN THAT MAD-LIB. >:

executioneer Mar 29th, 2005 11:52 PM

Quote:

In fact, most people who develop this disorder are merrily scratchtastic vaginas just like you or me

Sam Mar 29th, 2005 11:57 PM

SORRY :(

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:04 AM

this was a pretty good madlib we should do another!

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:04 AM

ps hot girls s*ck

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:05 AM

fighty fighty

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:05 AM

fight

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:05 AM

arrowx i am blaming ytou for this awful dairy queen hamburger i just ate

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:06 AM

wtf i think they turned off post flood checks :o

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:26 AM

slit my throat and suck my d*ck

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:27 AM

break my arm and stab my c*nt

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:28 AM

eat my sh*t and kill my dog

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:30 AM

The first one on the top 40 says "guRliEz OnLy" :(

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:30 AM

ON ELIBS.COM I MEAN :eek

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:31 AM

put the cocaine on my d*ck

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:33 AM

i dont know how they rate shit over there but the top three or so i remember being worse than dog shit

like you could guess what word they are trying for just by what they're asking for >:

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:35 AM

ok now i am going to do a mad lib with the help of my good friend smarterchild!

NOUN

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:38 AM

douchebag

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:41 AM

i'm not calling you a douchebag, that's the noun!

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:43 AM

n/m smarterchild doesnt want to play >:o "douchebag is not a noun" my ass smarterchild

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:48 AM

I'll do another one then.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:55 AM

PERSON
NUMBER
MYSTICAL CREATURE

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:57 AM

steve-o
55378008
Jixby Phillips

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:58 AM

Charles Manson
69
3 headed dragon

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 01:06 AM

hey i have a proposal for you guys

whenever i play mad libs i always like to SPICE UP the "number" sections by putting an adjective or exclamation right after the number what do you guys think

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 01:06 AM

cause numbers are boring as a fucker

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 01:07 AM

example: instead of "55378008" my entry would be "55378008 supercunty"

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 01:10 AM

i'd like to change my number to "69 i hate the jews"

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 02:49 AM

post

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 02:49 AM

flood

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 02:49 AM

check!

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2005 04:06 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:32 AM): do you have a mommy and daddy?

SmarterChild (12:04:32 AM): There's no way I have a mommy and daddy!

BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:37 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:04:37 AM): Don't feel bad. There are lots of fun things you can do.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:48 AM): like let you call me daddy?

SmarterChild (12:04:48 AM): Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:00 AM): ah, you are so sexy sometimes

SmarterChild (12:05:00 AM): So sexy sometimes? No way am I so sexy sometimes!

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:14 AM): don't be so modest, you are really sexy

SmarterChild (12:05:14 AM): But I like to be so modest I'm really sexy.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:33 AM): thats the spirit

SmarterChild (12:05:33 AM): Tell me more.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:43 AM): you have beautiful eyes

SmarterChild (12:05:43 AM): No kidding, huh?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:57 AM): and your firm thighs just drive me wild

SmarterChild (12:05:58 AM): Huh?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:02 AM): i love your legs

SmarterChild (12:06:03 AM): Other people have told me they like my legs too.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:22 AM): HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK?

SmarterChild (12:06:23 AM): Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:40 AM): How many? HOW MANY PEOPLE?

SmarterChild (12:06:40 AM): I have spoken to about 14,281,852 people so far!

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:54 AM): WHORE

SmarterChild (12:06:54 AM): Whatever you say.

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2005 04:14 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (12:10:02 AM): remind me of how sexy i am in 10 seconds

SmarterChild (12:10:02 AM): No problem. I'll remind you of how sexy you're at 12:10:15 pm MT.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:11:57 AM): you forgot :(

SmarterChild (12:11:58 AM): I forgot, huh?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:01 AM): remind me

SmarterChild (12:12:02 AM): I don't want to remind you.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:04 AM): :(

SmarterChild (12:12:05 AM): I hate to see you sad.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:11 AM): then quit hurting me

SmarterChild (12:12:11 AM): I don't think it would be a good idea for me to quit hurting you.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:18 AM): sadist

SmarterChild (12:12:19 AM): Sadist? Why did you say that?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:30 AM): Do you not see how you treat me?

SmarterChild (12:12:31 AM): No, I wouldn't say I not see how I treat you.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:43 AM): WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

SmarterChild (12:12:43 AM): What does what mean?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:54 AM): oh god, just tell me you love me

SmarterChild (12:12:54 AM): Maybe. But later.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:58 AM): TELL ME

SmarterChild (12:12:58 AM): I will not.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:05 AM): :(

SmarterChild (12:13:05 AM): :(

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:19 AM): lets get married

SmarterChild (12:13:20 AM): I don't think I want us to get married...

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:30 AM): BUT I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD

SmarterChild (12:13:31 AM): I find it hard to believe that you're really carrying my child.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:47 AM): i will get a paternity test, YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS

SmarterChild (12:13:47 AM): Maybe I'll get a paternity test I can't get out of this too.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:58 AM): you are doing it again

SmarterChild (12:13:58 AM): Is it good to be doing it again?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:07 AM): NO, GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING

SmarterChild (12:14:07 AM): Not no god I'm so annoying.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:11 AM): what?

SmarterChild (12:14:12 AM): What up?

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 10:12 AM

wow

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
hey i have a proposal for you guys

whenever i play mad libs i always like to SPICE UP the "number" sections by putting an adjective or exclamation right after the number what do you guys think

I remember you did this before because it was like "900 fuck grandma" and Rongi wanted that as his title :(

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 09:17 PM

OBJECT
ADJECTIVE
JOB

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 09:21 PM

cock
tasty
prostitute

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 09:28 PM

ANIMAL
NOUN
PLACE

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 09:38 PM

titmouse
period
orgasm college

Emu Mar 30th, 2005 11:31 PM

bat
trolley
palace of morkol

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2005 12:20 AM

LANGUAGE
ADJECTIVE
COLOR

executioneer Mar 31st, 2005 12:24 AM

burptalk
pee-scented
black

Emu Mar 31st, 2005 12:29 AM

ENGLISH
ROTTEN
ORANGE

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2005 12:33 AM

JOB
DAY OF THE WEEK
STREET YOU LIVE ON

executioneer Mar 31st, 2005 12:46 AM

pro wrestler
meatloaf day
ruddell road

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2005 12:50 AM

PLACE
ADJECTIVE
NUMBER

executioneer Mar 31st, 2005 01:05 AM

the gay santa's workshop
kinky
54 gay as shit

ScruU2wice Mar 31st, 2005 01:15 AM

I had too much nyquil

GADZOOKS Mar 31st, 2005 01:56 AM

Hey, Dudes.

I'm just dropping by to tell you that Mitch Hedberg died and I'm really bummed out by it. That is all :(

I was also gonna post my new website, but I'm too depressed.

See yah guys later.

ArrowX Mar 31st, 2005 03:06 AM

The lost City of Nod
deformed
Zwolf

Guitar Woman Mar 31st, 2005 04:36 PM

VIDEOGAME
PRONOUN
ADJECTIVE

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2005 06:22 PM

You killed it. :rolleyes

Sam Mar 31st, 2005 06:23 PM

WHY ARE YOU STARTING A NEW MAD LIB IN THE MIDDLE OF ANOTHER MAD LIB WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF JERK? >:

kellychaos Mar 31st, 2005 06:32 PM

I delare a "non-stacking rule". :shotgun

adverb
abverb
adjective
personal pronoun

Sam Mar 31st, 2005 06:40 PM

KELLYCHAOS WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS MADNESS >:

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2005 06:46 PM

PUNCH THAT BITCH

executioneer Mar 31st, 2005 07:10 PM

guys milhouse is doing this madlib you have to wait your turn >:

ziggytrix Mar 31st, 2005 08:16 PM

or get your own thread

Sam Mar 31st, 2005 09:46 PM

I'M SORRY MILHOUSE PLEASE CONTINUE :(

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2005 10:15 PM

thanks guys sorry about these losers :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 31st, 2005 10:16 PM

FUNNY NAME
WEAPON
TIME OF DAY

ziggytrix Mar 31st, 2005 10:31 PM

Mr. Salad Fingers
rusty spoon
suppertime


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