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Fahrenheit 1337 May 2nd, 2005 03:57 AM

Family guy was the shit tonight. Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify THIS! :lol

Brother Alex May 2nd, 2005 10:18 AM

"We now return to Two and a Half Men."

Big Papa Goat May 2nd, 2005 12:10 PM

haha family guy awesome

rockets redglare May 2nd, 2005 12:57 PM

I liked this thread far better when it had less Family Guy content, and more "Hey essay dont' touch me" content

HickMan May 2nd, 2005 03:37 PM

I'm now an offocial Red Cross Lifeguard :x

Sam May 2nd, 2005 06:39 PM

HICKMAN YOU CAN OFFICIALLY RED CROSS MY LIFEGUARD ANYDAY. ;)

executioneer May 2nd, 2005 09:18 PM

hey guys whats up i got a cellphone with a camera in it isnt that great

executioneer May 2nd, 2005 09:19 PM

that's right, i'm officially a faget now :(

executioneer May 2nd, 2005 09:25 PM

so what i'm trygin tos ay is is anybody in

Sam May 2nd, 2005 09:31 PM

IF I SAY YES WILL I GET DRUNK WILLE PHONE CALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

HickMan May 2nd, 2005 09:36 PM

you can call my house anyday :o

executioneer May 2nd, 2005 09:41 PM

okay!

executioneer May 2nd, 2005 09:42 PM

okay!

executioneer May 2nd, 2005 09:46 PM

btw those were separate responses to both of thjose questions not an accidental double post

Rongi May 2nd, 2005 09:54 PM

my camera has a cellphone in it

Emu May 2nd, 2005 11:14 PM

my cellphone has a game in it where you make this little snake eat little balls and mice and spiders and stuff i got the high score

Matt Harty May 3rd, 2005 12:32 PM

everyone gets the high score her whos in verizon in network lets make some calls i need to place an order

Matt Harty May 3rd, 2005 12:35 PM

not for drugs or anything

HickMan May 3rd, 2005 03:36 PM

of course

Sam May 3rd, 2005 06:02 PM

I DON'T HAVE VERIZON I HAVE SHITTY U.S. CELLULAR AND I'M HAVING DEJA VU BECAUSE THIS IS VERY FAMILIAR FOR SOME REASON :(

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2005 06:59 PM

I was gone for six days and I check this thread and :(

HickMan May 3rd, 2005 07:08 PM

I touched him

fungusamongus May 4th, 2005 11:38 AM

ugh

executioneer May 4th, 2005 06:19 PM

sicktodeath mx called me but i couldnt talk because work was a jerk :(

HickMan May 4th, 2005 07:25 PM

lol sure willie you wouldn't talk to her anyway you wuss you'd be all 'uhh i gotta go'

Matt Harty May 4th, 2005 08:11 PM

lol hey guys!

Emu May 4th, 2005 08:16 PM

hey

Emu May 4th, 2005 08:18 PM

this is a list of my favorite pokemon!!

pikachu
jigglypuff
oddish
jynx (but not the male ones :x )

executioneer May 4th, 2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
lol sure willie you wouldn't talk to her anyway you wuss you'd be all 'uhh i gotta go'

oh bullsh*t i'm on medication for talking to girls now ;(

HickMan May 4th, 2005 09:42 PM

lol sure next time u call myhouse you can talk to my mom

Esuohlim May 4th, 2005 11:45 PM

son of a bit*h i have a sty on my left eye and it hurts >:

Esuohlim May 4th, 2005 11:46 PM

Maybe if I actually changed my contacts every 30 days like i'm supposed to or at least clean them when I take them out, but still >:

Esuohlim May 4th, 2005 11:47 PM

Rongi I'm going to the store tomorrow so I'll buy a Frank Zappa CD :(

Jim Duncan - Weather May 5th, 2005 12:37 AM

Milhouse makes me so hot. :wank

Rongi May 5th, 2005 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Rongi I'm going to the store tomorrow so I'll buy a Frank Zappa CD :(

:sunglasses

fungusamongus May 5th, 2005 11:05 AM

hey guys what's that site you can those no-cd things for computer games? i just started playing theme hospital again :x

Matt Harty May 5th, 2005 09:43 PM

get well soon milhouse!

Chojin May 5th, 2005 10:12 PM

fungus - Why, that'd be astalavista.com!

MetalMilitia May 5th, 2005 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fungusamongus
hey guys what's that site you can those no-cd things for computer games? i just started playing theme hospital again :x

You can get them from www.gamecopyworld.com and www.gameburnworld.com .

fungusamongus May 6th, 2005 09:47 AM

thanks guys

Esuohlim May 8th, 2005 07:32 PM


Triad-Brother Choi May 9th, 2005 06:23 AM

Ladies, Gentlemen, and esteemed Administrator Esuohlim. The Triad is most pleased at the lack of your normal level of interminably awful posts in this flatulent thread of madness. The Triad will delight if this state is prolonged indefinitely. Thank you, friends.

Triad-Brother,
Choi

Shyandquietguy May 9th, 2005 06:35 AM

Hey guys! I'm making a web business, but I'm not only the owner, but I'm also a customer!


Matt Harty May 9th, 2005 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triad-Brother Choi
Ladies, Gentlemen, and esteemed Administrator Esuohlim. The Triad is most pleased at the lack of your normal level of interminably awful posts in this flatulent thread of madness. The Triad will delight if this state is prolonged indefinitely. Thank you, friends.

Triad-Brother,
Choi

:bow

Triad-Brother Choi May 9th, 2005 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
:bow

Your politeness is noted, Mister Harty. :bow

Good Friend,
Choi

HickMan May 9th, 2005 03:37 PM

:bow :bow

Triad-Brother Choi May 9th, 2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
:bow :bow

Mister Dunnavant, you are good friend to The Triad but you have been silly and disrespectful. It is with heavy heart that retribution must be sought. It is remembered that you are good friend to The Triad, so any unfortunate incident will be quick and not much painful.

Apologetic Triad friend,
Choi

Esuohlim May 9th, 2005 06:17 PM

:bow :boo :bwo

Sam May 9th, 2005 08:33 PM

:bow

Triad-Brother Choi May 10th, 2005 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
:bow :boo :bwo

Esteemed Administrator Esuohlim, it is for such humorous statements that you are head of forum vets, but still under the Triad, am I right guys? [/code]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
:bow

Your politeness is also noted, Mister Sam.

Friendly Triad Vet,
Choi

Emu May 10th, 2005 11:33 AM

i wish the triad brothers would post more :(

Emu May 10th, 2005 11:34 AM

4 real, it makes the boards happier and more asian :(

Esuohlim May 10th, 2005 05:33 PM

It's only Choi that posts now though I mean where's Chicken >:

FS May 10th, 2005 05:40 PM

TRIAD I SUMMON THEE, APPEAR BEFORE THIS UNWORTHY CREATURE

Emu May 10th, 2005 07:49 PM

FS what the hell is your avatar supposed to be

Matt Harty May 10th, 2005 10:16 PM

a bird :rolleyes

MetalMilitia May 10th, 2005 10:55 PM

with a shirt and tie :O

ziggytrix May 11th, 2005 12:14 AM

http://www.insanewriters.com/josh/dt/taheen1.html

the first part will answer your question, the rest will bore/annoy you.

Guitar Woman May 11th, 2005 04:03 PM

come on guys we really need to start posting in this thread a lot more if we ever want it to reach 10,000 posts

Mad Melvin May 11th, 2005 04:24 PM

post

Esuohlim May 11th, 2005 05:42 PM

Guys how about when I reach 10,000 posts that would be way cooler

Emu May 11th, 2005 06:00 PM

i remember when milhouse was a young'un and was only 4000 posts old ;(

HickMan May 11th, 2005 06:05 PM

I'm posting just too see how many posts I have :rebel

kellychaos May 11th, 2005 06:12 PM

I often think of my post count while masturbating.

executioneer May 11th, 2005 06:54 PM

honk honk

Rongi May 11th, 2005 06:55 PM

did you buy that fz cd yet milhouse :picklehat

executioneer May 11th, 2005 10:59 PM

yeah man you need to get like overnite sensation or one size fits all or some sh*t fast

HickMan May 12th, 2005 03:34 PM

4 real

Mad Melvin May 12th, 2005 03:39 PM

hey guys my dog destroyed my goodfellas dvd :(

fungusamongus May 12th, 2005 04:33 PM

that sucks

that reminds me, i should watch cop land again. best sylvester stallone film for sure

fungusamongus May 12th, 2005 04:34 PM

and i should seriously change my avatar

Rongi May 12th, 2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
yeah man you need to get like overnite sensation or one size fits all or some sh*t fast

h*ll yes. if you can only get one, get one size fits all tho

Mad Melvin May 12th, 2005 06:11 PM

New avatar. BUTTERBALL CENOBITE!! :chatter

HickMan May 12th, 2005 06:37 PM


Mad Melvin May 12th, 2005 06:56 PM

Thats even more scary. :(

Guitar Woman May 12th, 2005 08:55 PM

Page Break!

HickMan May 12th, 2005 09:02 PM

brak

Guitar Woman May 12th, 2005 09:07 PM

Oh hell, my avatar is gone. >:

HickMan May 13th, 2005 12:43 AM

nobody cares because you're not that cool

Matt Harty May 13th, 2005 12:12 PM

on a scale of 1 to 10 on being cool 10 being totally cool and 1 being a total nobody you guitar woman are a mere 3

MetalMilitia May 13th, 2005 01:37 PM

whats 3 in words?

Emu May 13th, 2005 01:58 PM

she's not cool enough to shop at hot topic, but not so uncool as to be forced to buy dollar store clothes

HickMan May 13th, 2005 03:32 PM

Forever 21

Guitar Woman May 13th, 2005 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
she's not cool enough to shop at hot topic, but not so uncool as to be forced to buy dollar store clothes

Hot topic is crappy and overpriced. I wouldn't shop there unless I was being forced to do so at gunpoint.

Edit: You guys are right though. I sit around here and laugh my ass off, but I never contribute worth a crap. From now on I'll strive to be the most worthy poster that I possibly can.

Esuohlim May 13th, 2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
did you buy that fz cd yet milhouse :picklehat

Oh yeah I forgot to tell you. I went to two stores on Friday and between the two there was only one goddamn Frank Zappa CD, and I forget what it was called but it might have been a compilation and there were only about four tracks, so I didn't think it was a good way to start.

What I'm going to end up doing is just buy one off Amazon so I'll let you know when I do get one :( I thought the guy made like 40 albums, I don't get why they're so hard to find >:

Mad Melvin May 13th, 2005 05:13 PM

Audition is on TV tonight. im going to watch it even though the final scene is kinda gross :x

executioneer May 13th, 2005 11:11 PM


executioneer May 13th, 2005 11:12 PM

post #8888

Sam May 13th, 2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan

That's Butterbean :rolleyes

Matt Harty May 14th, 2005 12:55 PM

im ascared of spiders :(

fungusamongus May 14th, 2005 01:04 PM

next page please

Mad Melvin May 14th, 2005 03:24 PM

not so fast

executioneer May 14th, 2005 04:03 PM

you guys are all criminals

fungusamongus May 14th, 2005 04:06 PM

call the cops

fungusamongus May 14th, 2005 04:07 PM

thsi thread should be more like the first pages

executioneer May 14th, 2005 04:15 PM

it wasnt even that great in the first pages :rolleyes

Mad Melvin May 14th, 2005 04:22 PM

I liked this thread BEFORE it was cool

executioneer May 14th, 2005 05:13 PM

VERB
NOUN
NOUN
VERB "ING"
VERB "ING"

Rongi May 14th, 2005 05:19 PM

fuck
grandma
oreos
masturbating
licking

executioneer May 14th, 2005 05:26 PM

noun
noun
verb "ed"
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verb "ed"


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