Editorials - How 'The Lord Of The Rings' Would Have Been Different If I Were Tasked With Carrying The One Ring Instead Of Frodo
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FRIGGIN GREAT
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Excellent.
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I liked the part where you tried to give the ring away. Seriously.
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you lost me at "A little late for trimming the verge," then you had me again at "her bathing suit totally slides off."
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I wonder how much time Bilbo spent stealing hobbit panties, i always thought he was such a little pervert
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Yeah, they don't make suspiciously gay-looking friendships like that anymore...
And Legolas is totally gay. All elves are gay. Straight people don't have a glow like that. |
I always wondered about Sideways, son of Hamfist and Fruity, "son" of Dildo.
Excellent piece, Max! |
None shall pass!
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Another classic piece.
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so cliche it makes me want to kill again, a rare miss.
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Fucking Epic.
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The haunted bacon was my favorite part.
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mine too :(
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I'd have never been so amusing.
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Yeah Gimli, never trust an elf.
Pointy eared bastards... |
damn ridiculous, but i read it all.
and yes, the trend now seems to be towards manlier and manlier women and more and more feminine guys with tight jeans and long hair. iono why, but its happening. if youre gay, its ok, but this is just odd. |
I like how you can write dialog that seems so real.
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HA HA, that was awesome. I especially liked the gay comments and the random haunted things.
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Thanks, folks
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My response when told that I'd have to toss the ring into Mount Doom;
"Fuck this shit, I'm going home to get toasted and play Resident Evil 4 until the world ends." |
my question is, what happens if you put a Ring of Power on your w*ener
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You might give sauron the aids :x
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Great piece Max...great indeed.
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