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Big McLargehuge Jan 1st, 2009 03:47 PM

Roller derby girls are super hot :p
 
ROLLER DERBY GIRLS ARE SUPER HOT

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 04:16 PM

Take the advise of post #8

Perndog Jan 2nd, 2009 01:44 AM

No they're not.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 2nd, 2009 02:08 AM

Alcohol is super effective. My friend just came up with a great way to prevent girls from drinking and driving too. "You just gotta fuck the drunk out of them"

Fathom Zero Jan 2nd, 2009 02:49 AM

Ask em out for a coffee.

Srsly.

MetalMilitia Jan 2nd, 2009 11:27 AM

You realise no one on i-mockery has ever talked to a girl right?

Big McLargehuge Jan 2nd, 2009 12:50 PM

i should have put in the first post that i only wanted the responses of girls

Big McLargehuge Jan 2nd, 2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perndog (Post 605489)
"Hey, do you want to go out with me some time?" usually works for me.

but what if they say no :x

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2009 01:04 PM

http://www.pick-up-woman.com/ask-girl-out-on-date.shtml

How To Ask A Girl Out For Date

If it is a girl you are really interested in your mind might be filled with doubts and insecurities :
What if she says no ?
Am I trying to move too fast ?
Maybe she thought we were just friends and she will be offended if I ask.
All of these fears, although natural and common, are dumb. If you want a date with this girl you have the right to ask her out. Don't allow your life to be ruled by doubt and insecurity.

MattJack Jan 2nd, 2009 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 605519)
but what if they say no :x

Brush that shi* off and then you just go right up to the next one and ask.

It's all a numbers game man. One has to say yes.

Dixie Jan 2nd, 2009 04:58 PM

While being flirty just ask if she'd like to go have dinner and some drinks sometime.
It's really not hard to do.
And if she says no, tell her you're just kidding and you think she's a fat ugly frigid cow.
That'll fix her.

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2009 05:01 PM

In a loud club.
You : "Would you like to dance?"
Her : "Hahaha, no."
You : "No, I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 2nd, 2009 08:11 PM

Just go up to her and yell "skeet skeet" at her. Worked for me twice.

Perndog Jan 2nd, 2009 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 605519)
but what if they say no :x

Then they don't want to go out with you, and you get to find that out immediately instead of being strung along for weeks or longer.

Big McLargehuge Jan 3rd, 2009 07:10 PM

i asked a girl out today, she said no and it didn't bother me at all :0

Zomboid Jan 3rd, 2009 07:45 PM

DID SHE SAY IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE FAT? DEMAND ANSWERS!

Sam Jan 3rd, 2009 08:26 PM

Was it that roller derby girl we were talking about? :(

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 08:48 PM

Try to fight the urge to finger her pooper while you are asking her out next time.

Big McLargehuge Jan 3rd, 2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 605738)
Was it that roller derby girl we were talking about? :(

no, she is waaaayyy out of my league

Sam Jan 3rd, 2009 09:22 PM

WELL IF YOU KEEP THAT NEGATIVE ATTITUDE UP IT'S NO WONDER

Big McLargehuge Jan 3rd, 2009 09:31 PM

she dates dudes that are all scrawny rockstar types. i went to a tarantula ad show and she totally went backstage with one of the guys :0

Sam Jan 3rd, 2009 09:38 PM

AND YOU JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2009 09:47 PM

Even Meatloaf got the hotties. You gotta think BIG.

Sam Jan 3rd, 2009 09:49 PM

Like Doug.

bigtimecow Jan 3rd, 2009 10:53 PM

seriously, don't be like "lol will you be my girlfriend" because that's for fucking 8th graders. just keep seeing her and then we you guys start fucking on a regular basis, start calling her your girlfriend to other people and start holding her hand in public. otherwise there's this whole status compromise and it's just basdhasdasdasdauh


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