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Supafly345 Aug 17th, 2012 08:20 PM

The Costanza Method
I have been finding myself eating while I masturbate sometimes. At the end of the day when I just want to get rid of the itch, and I also want to eat a sandwich real quick, both before I get to other not eating or masturbating activities. I never decide to do it, I just end up reaching for the sandwich that is sitting next to me while I'm getting busy with the hand love.

It cannot just be me doing this, it is so goddamn efficient.

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2012 11:21 PM

i love to masturbate while eating a greasy sandwich. then i dont even need to bother with lotion or lubrication
plus it makes it easier to score a fatbitch when you tell her your dick tastes like western bacons

the only thing i have to worry about is getting extra extra-special-sauce on my sandwich

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2012 11:29 PM

what worries you more getting dick on your sandwich or sandwich on your dick

Supafly345 Aug 18th, 2012 12:47 AM

Jesus christ you need both hands? Your wife must be terrified.

kahljorn Aug 18th, 2012 03:33 AM

my wife left me but yea she could only take a few inches before she started screaming and shit like she was being raped

Zhukov Aug 22nd, 2012 12:07 PM

I always get really, really hungry and/or thirsty after sex, and there is usually not much I can do about it :/

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2012 03:14 AM

you didnt answer my question of whats worse, sandwich dick or dick sandwich

Supafly345 Aug 23rd, 2012 09:06 AM

Sandwich dick sounds like a horrifying medical condition.

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2012 12:58 PM

haha thats what i was thinking

dick sandwich sounds like what you'd say when you're threatening to beat someone with your dick

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 31st, 2012 02:46 PM


kahljorn Sep 1st, 2012 04:04 PM

a bonesaw sandwich sounds like it could b a real sandwich :/

darkvare Sep 9th, 2012 06:25 PM

my issue with eating and jacking off is how my hands smell of dick while i do it

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2012 01:15 AM

so then you're more worried about dick sandwich than sandwich dick

Supafly345 Sep 19th, 2012 09:28 AM

Mmmm yeah

Nick Sep 24th, 2012 07:03 AM

You guys, jesus.

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