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camacazio Mar 19th, 2004 03:25 AM

What the hell man, I've known that for the longest time now. You must be stupid.

Matt Harty Mar 19th, 2004 09:38 AM

The guy reminds me of Dr. Phil so I lol much.

HickMan Mar 19th, 2004 05:46 PM

HEY

ScruU2wice Mar 19th, 2004 06:43 PM

Story of the week



So while i'm at work i notice a very attractive indian looking girl who comes in once in a while. I was even thinking of talking to her if she ever came to my register which is big step for me because i'm not to great with girls. ( if you seen my picture you know why)

On a seperate plane we just hired a couple of new people at work and all of them are pretty cool except for this one douschbage. He's loud and thinks everything he says is funny.

On an intersecting plane i'm standing by the exit door greeting the customers and talking to this other girl, when the very attractive girl and the douschebag come by. the girl i was talking to is friends with the two so i guess im a little bit more comfortable in conversation...

The asshole asks me "are you new..." i say no but he continues with "Oh I saw this hindu kid the other day and i thought he was you..." I shake my head and say that of course all brown people look alike. No on gets my sarcasm.

They finally leave and I tell the girl i was talking to that i hated the douschbag with a great passion then she reconfirmed my suspicion that the attractive girl was his girlfriend...

I like how life tends to piss on my face alot... :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 07:19 PM

Hey guys i just got back from spring break.

ScruU2wice Mar 19th, 2004 08:23 PM

i'm just starting mine :)




i don't think i'm gonna do anything... :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 08:29 PM

Don't go to any "Spring Break Spots" they are just big frat parties and it is rare to meet anybody worth talking to. And when you do finallly find someone worth talking to you will be stupid and blow it anyway.

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 08:55 PM

OR THEY WILL THROW UP ON YOU. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 08:58 PM

OR THEY WILL BE REALLY COOL AND HOT AND THEN YOU WILL MISS ALL THE HINTS AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL CALL YOU A FAG AND ASK YOU WHY YOU AREN'T IN HER TENT AND THEN YOUR HIPPY FRIEND WILL BE ALL LIKE "GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE IF HE GOT LAID AND NOBODY ELSE DID I WOULD HAVE NO MORE FAITH IN THE WORLD" >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:01 PM

YOU MUST HAVE HUNG OUT WITH ME LAST YEAR. YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY SUMMER. :(

AND MY SPRING BREAK. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:03 PM

YOU HAVE A HIPPY FRIEND? :eek

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:04 PM

I HAVE TWO. :eek

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:04 PM

OMG DO THEY FOLLOW JAM BANDS AND DO ALL KINDS OF DRUGS? :eek

HickMan Mar 19th, 2004 09:04 PM

I LIKE THIS ONE GIRL BUT SHE DOSNT LIKE ME THAT WAY :( I WANT TO MARRY HER AND LIVE IN FLORIDA

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:07 PM

DRUGS YES.

BANDS NO.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:08 PM

MY HIPPY IS BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOURS >:

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:08 PM

I think I'm considered the "hippy friend," even though hippies are pussies and i hate them and they are too rebelious and im a good ol boy, never meanin no harm.

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:11 PM

BUT MY HIPPIES ARE HOT GIRLS. :)

Cap'n Crunch Mar 19th, 2004 09:12 PM

I DIDN'T HAVE SPRING BREAK YET. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:12 PM

THE HOT GIRL THAT WAS GOING TO SECKS ME WAS A HIPPY >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:16 PM

THE KEY WORD THERE IS WAS. :rolleyes

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:16 PM

WELL UR HIPPY GURLS CNA SUK MEH COCK! LIEK, SEREASLY.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:18 PM

DIDN'T WE ALREADY GO OVER HOW I AM A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK"? >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:19 PM

NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU ARE A GIANT PUSSY WHO IS UNABLE TO SAY "DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WALK?" >:

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:21 PM

Liek, then we can do each others nails and hair and wear really cool slippers and pillowfight.


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