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Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:24 PM

I WAS TALKING TO THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS DIGGING ME CAUSE I AM A COOL DUDE AND SHE WAS APPARENTLY DROPPING HINTS BUT I SUCK AND AM A GIANT PUSSY AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE PARTY BUT I JUST SAT THERE LIKE A MONGALOID RETARD INSTEAD.

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:25 PM

WERE YOU SMOKING?

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:26 PM

SMOKING WHAT? :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:27 PM

CIGARETTES :(

YOU TOLD ME YOU STARTED AGIAN.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:28 PM

YEAH I WAS, SHE PEER PRESSURED ME. :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:29 PM

HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:30 PM

IS IT THAT APPARENT TO EVERY BODY EXCEPT ME? :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:32 PM

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:36 PM

SHUT IT FATTY >:

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 09:36 PM

THAT'S LOW. :tear

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
HA HA YOU SUCK. YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND NOT HAVE SECKS EVER.

:tear

The Retro Kat Mar 19th, 2004 09:52 PM

LIEK, MAYBE U NEED CHANGE, YOU SHOULD START SMOKING


















TEH COCK, LOO

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 09:57 PM

Switch Dingo: RETRO INSULTED YOU
BiggieMclargeguy: ima go have a smoke in a bit

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:02 PM

Switch Dingo: LOL
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
Switch Dingo: SMOKEEM
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194020#194020

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:04 PM

Drev779: Say, is it bad to quack like a duck during orgasm? :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I SUCK AT GETTING LAID :ROLLEYES
Drev779: I'm a virgin :(
BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO WE SHOULD HAVE T-SHIRTS
Drev779: no
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
Drev779: because they cost money
Drev779: which I don't have
BiggieMclargeguy: I am going to go buy a plain t-shirt and write VIRGIN on it in perminant marker now
BiggieMclargeguy: well not right now

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:06 PM

Drev779: hi :(
Switch Dingo: =9
Drev779: i just took a dump
Switch Dingo: WAS IT FUN
Drev779: no
Drev779: Hey is it wrong to scream 'SANTA!' during orgasms? :(
Switch Dingo: NO
Drev779: k

DOES HE QUACK LIKE A DUCK OR SCREAM "SANTA!"??? >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:08 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=194026#194026
Drev779: :3
BiggieMclargeguy: SO WHICH IS IT SCREAMING SANTA OR QUACKING LIKE A DUCK? >:
Drev779: *shrug*

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:10 PM

Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE =(
Drev779: DUCKS
Switch Dingo: OH OKAY

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:14 PM

I wouldn't change a thing for the life of me* says:
that sucks...did you see any tits

I discovered the three rules of life, then forgot the second. says:
Yes and the most annoying part of the whole thing was all the stupid mongaloid testerone soaked retards shouting "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:15 PM

Did you show them your titties?

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:17 PM

YEAH BUT THEY GAVE ME BEADS :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:17 PM

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, IT'S NOT EVEN MARDIGRAS. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:18 PM

They couldn't tell, they were all drunk :(

Sam Mar 19th, 2004 10:19 PM

You should have taken their wallets. :/

Big McLargehuge Mar 19th, 2004 10:19 PM

THEY WERE WEARING SWIMMING TRUNKS :rolleyes


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