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Chojin Aug 22nd, 2007 12:55 AM

Smash Bros. Brawl (Now with spoilers!)
 
R.O.B.s are in the game now, as little terrorists that arm bombs.



http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/gamem...a/modea03.html

Keen!

Mockery Aug 22nd, 2007 12:58 AM

I :love R.O.B.


Guitar Woman Aug 22nd, 2007 01:02 AM

Yeah, that's a great kart. I'll take you on any time, rog.

DuFresne Aug 22nd, 2007 02:31 AM

Are those in-game graphics in the video, or just some suped-up cut scene? If it is in-game, consider me impressed.

Chojin Aug 22nd, 2007 02:32 AM

i think it's all in-game

darkvare Aug 22nd, 2007 09:50 AM

the power glove should be in the game

Emu Aug 22nd, 2007 11:16 AM

I agree

Cfr5 Aug 22nd, 2007 11:26 AM

X gets the square.

Schimid Aug 22nd, 2007 02:42 PM



YEAH

Emu Aug 22nd, 2007 02:50 PM

god DAMN how many characters are there going to be

ArrowX Aug 22nd, 2007 03:14 PM

I can't wait to see a finished list of characters.

Pokemon Trainer looks like a fun one.

RaNkeri Aug 22nd, 2007 03:15 PM

I've heard that Sonic would also appear.

Is that shit correct?

Emu Aug 22nd, 2007 04:00 PM

I wouldn't count it out

MarioRPG Aug 22nd, 2007 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 501918)
I wouldn't count it out

Actually, if you look at the copyright info, you'll see SEGA isn't listed but the other companies are, so it looks doubtful.

noob3 Aug 22nd, 2007 06:59 PM

I'm still hoping for Raichu/Mew/Poo/Paula/Jeff

Oh, and a confirmation that Jigglypuff isn't out ;P Sonic would suck, he'd just be a Jigglypuff that couldn't fly & looked really gay!

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 23rd, 2007 12:24 AM

Pit is in this one. I think this is gonna be the first Smash Bros. I'll buy that isn't at a yard sale.

ArrowX Aug 23rd, 2007 01:04 AM

I'm gonna be pissed if they ditch Captain Falcon, seems doubtful but hes not confirmed yet. I'm still aching to see a ShyGuy, and the RunawayFive (acting as a kind of Ice Climbers deal)

Guitar Woman Aug 23rd, 2007 03:14 AM

There was a double update tonight! It involved generic smash brothers music and yoshi's final smash (blue and red forms from SMW).

:o

MarioRPG Aug 23rd, 2007 09:32 AM

I'm hoping for someone else from EarthBound, not Jeff.
And about the Runaway Five, I'm going to bet if they appear in the game they are only going to be in the background of a stage or something.

Girl Drink Drunk Aug 23rd, 2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 501947)
I'm still hoping for Raichu/Mew/Poo/Paula/Jeff

Oh, and a confirmation that Jigglypuff isn't out ;P Sonic would suck, he'd just be a Jigglypuff that couldn't fly & looked really gay!

Also, his spin attack would likely just cause him to hurtle off a platform and fall to his death.

Emu Aug 23rd, 2007 11:10 AM

I think Yoshi should throw cookies.

Because nobody would get it.

Guitar Woman Aug 23rd, 2007 04:51 PM

Who would even want Sonic in this? That is disgusting.

Molly Aug 23rd, 2007 05:14 PM

I demand Soda Popinski. (Vodka Drunkenski if your nasty). ..Or an Eggplant Wizard.

Chojin Aug 23rd, 2007 06:05 PM

NAAASTY

Girl Drink Drunk Aug 24th, 2007 12:02 AM

Bullet Bill lol

Emu Aug 24th, 2007 12:02 AM

Eggplants that morph people would be a cool item ;o

Chojin Aug 24th, 2007 12:16 AM

I really want to see Captain N :<

Zomboid Aug 24th, 2007 12:52 AM

Why isn't there a belmont in there yet?

Emu Aug 24th, 2007 12:56 AM

Dracula :rolleyes

Rongi Aug 24th, 2007 03:20 AM

they should put Vamp in this :x

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2007 03:47 AM

The updates are so anticlimactic :(

Boss battles beyond BEAT THE GIANT VERSION OF THIS GUY would be cool, though

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 24th, 2007 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 501930)
Actually, if you look at the copyright info, you'll see SEGA isn't listed but the other companies are, so it looks doubtful.

Brawl is getting Solid Snake which isn't owned by Nintendo so i wouldn't

count Sonic out. The person I wanna see in Brawl the most is Dry Bones.

Angryhydralisk Aug 24th, 2007 08:51 PM

Am I bullshittin'? YOU BET!!!
 
I heard there will be about two or three non-Nintendo characters not counting Snake. I'm guessing just based on certain series...

1. Soma Cruz (the GBA/DS Sorrowful Castlevanias. And because Konami rules.)
2. Leon Kennedy (RE4, which came out on the Gamecube first.)
3. Mega Man (All his games are like, on the GBA. Except the re-make games.)
4. Ryu and Ken (Especially if Capcom gets in this game.)
5. A Chocobo (I'll take a bird over some Square-assed blond with a sword, thank you very much.)

As for actual Nintendo characters? What I'd love to see is...

1. More Earthbound characters. Some even from the new game, just to up the odds of Mother 3 getting a proper release. Fucking duh!
2. Fire Emblem. Judging by the games' success in the US, I'd see more than Marth and Roy. I'm hoping for Hector and Eliwood (Ultimate bad-ass vs. Ultimate lame-ass, just like Marth and Roy!). Double fucking duh.
3. King Hippo and Little Mac. TRIPLE fucking duh.
4. The final boss. The Master(bating) Hand, but wearing, get this, THE POWER GLOVE! He'd be SO bad.

And who were the other companies int he list besides Nintendo?

Chojin Aug 24th, 2007 09:25 PM

There's already another fire emblem character in that they've announced. Additionally, fuck fire emblem.

I want to see Daisy, Waluigi, Captain N, Sonic, Little Mac, and Birdo. I think anyone that was a team captain in the first Mario Strikers game will be a playable character in this.

Chojin Aug 24th, 2007 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 502138)
The updates are so anticlimactic :(

Boss battles beyond BEAT THE GIANT VERSION OF THIS GUY would be cool, though

They update the site every day, do you demand over 90 CLIMACTIC updates about this game?

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2007 10:01 PM

if the internet is gonna hype it so fucking much to the point of counting down the SECONDS until japan time, yes.

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2007 10:09 PM

Also, does anyone else absolutely hate the way this guy writes the update articles?

Chojin Aug 24th, 2007 11:03 PM

I think it's adorable :<

Emu Aug 24th, 2007 11:13 PM

The new Fire Emblem guy has my name :\ I'm not sure how to feel about this

King Hadas Aug 25th, 2007 03:13 AM

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/gamem...various03.html
I hope these aren't going to replace trophies.

I'm trying very hard not to spend the little money I have on a Nintendo Wii but Brawl is making that very difficult. I don't think I've ever been this excited about a game before.

ValientKid Aug 25th, 2007 04:08 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zxEaXyJ7Mzc

Sonic is very possible.

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2007 04:11 AM

I don't care if he's possible, I think sonic is disgusting and I do not want him anywhere near this game, ok

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 25th, 2007 09:02 AM

I want the Merchant from RE4 in Brawl. I would play Brawl if he was in it even

if he was only character you could choose.

Emu Aug 25th, 2007 11:09 AM

Only if you could whip open your coat and he'd be nude :)

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 25th, 2007 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 502261)
I don't care if he's possible, I think sonic is disgusting and I do not want him anywhere near this game, ok

How is he disgusting? If you read up on hedgehogs they're imo one of the

most bad ass creatures out there.

Hedgehogs:
-poison own spikes(self anointing)
-immune to most poisons out there.
-even their diseases sound awesome(wobbly hedgehog syndrome).
-Choke their predators death by getting lodged in their throat.
-Eat TONS of bugs which could be a problem to you.
-Can go supersonic speed and wear bright red tennis shoes.

ArrowX Aug 25th, 2007 12:49 PM

and also: Fucking suck

I'll be pissed if sonic is in this game

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 25th, 2007 01:01 PM

http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl...31202&from=rss

The people have spoken and they want Sonic. Besides, they put Ice Climbers and Jigglypuff in the game so Sonic isn't a stretch by any means.

Emu Aug 25th, 2007 01:09 PM

Nobody asked for ice climbers. NOBODY.

Sonic would only be tolerable if they put in old Sonic and not his recent faggotrocious XTREME persona.

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 25th, 2007 01:23 PM

Gabby Jay should be in the game. After he takes a considerable amount of

damage(30% increments) you should get to do a super powerful attack like in

Super Punch-Out.

Emu Aug 25th, 2007 01:38 PM

Why do you type like

this where you randomly hit enter as if you're ending a

sentence but then you continue it it's

kind of confu

sing

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2007 01:45 PM

Emu, you know that Sega would seriously never ever do that, right?

On the subject of things Sonic Team is completely fucking up, did you know they're developing the sequel to NiGHTS? :x

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2007 01:50 PM


:(

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 25th, 2007 01:50 PM

It won't let me use the text formatting button.

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2007 01:51 PM

:oneofthosedays
I think you have to select the text you want to deformat

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 25th, 2007 02:04 PM

Can't get it to work. If only i wasn't a total idiot.

Emu Aug 25th, 2007 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 502314)
Emu, you know that Sega would seriously never ever do that, right?

I know :( That's why Sonic shouldn't be in this game.

noob3 Aug 25th, 2007 06:00 PM

Sonic won't be in it, but I'm still hoping for Starstorming mother fuckin' POO. Whoever suggested the Runaway 5 is a jerk, because that would be totally retarded. Come on RAICHU!!!

Also, I wouldn't mind seeing some Koopa Troopa action, or one of bowser's kids for a faster/more agile bowser type fighter.

Emu Aug 25th, 2007 06:45 PM

Which one rides the ball? He'd be fun to see :O

MattJack Aug 25th, 2007 06:53 PM

First and foremost, fuck yall. Sonic wouldn't be the worst character in this character clusterfuck of a game and all yall know it.

Secondly, I didn't know hedgehogs were actually that cool. Aspargus, you better not be telling fibs on the internet.

Guitar Woman Aug 25th, 2007 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 502346)
Which one rides the ball? He'd be fun to see :O

Glover?

Fathom Zero Aug 25th, 2007 07:11 PM

Gex should be in it.

And Pacman.

noob3 Aug 25th, 2007 07:42 PM

lol pong paddle should be in it

noob3 Aug 25th, 2007 07:42 PM

lol guys let's put the guy from pitfall in it lol

noob3 Aug 25th, 2007 07:43 PM

guys i think i have a great character suggestion

noob3 Aug 25th, 2007 07:43 PM

a flying penis

Emu Aug 25th, 2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 502353)
Glover?

no, lemmy

Fathom Zero Aug 25th, 2007 11:51 PM

This game cannot do wrong.

Molly Aug 26th, 2007 02:14 PM

If you don't want Sonic in this game...then the terrorists really have won.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Vengeful Asparagus Aug 26th, 2007 05:17 PM

I'm not lying except for the shoes part. Why can't i have my text longer?

MarioRPG Aug 27th, 2007 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 502313)
Why do you type like

this where you randomly hit enter as if you're ending a

sentence but then you continue it it's

kind of confu

sing

Oh man, that's my favourite quote ever.

And I don't care who's in it any more, I just don't want a delay.

Qwarx Sep 13th, 2007 07:43 PM

i didn't know that there was a game forum until now. lol
anyway, i hope Roy is in SSBB. if he isn't, then that sux.
and the subspace emissary sounds awesome.

Schimid Sep 13th, 2007 09:53 PM

qwarx i'm gonna do an impression of you playing smash brothers as roy, ahem

C-STICK C-STICK C-STICK UP-B C-STICK

Schimid Sep 13th, 2007 10:04 PM

qwarx i'm gonna do an impression of you playing smash brothers as roy, ahem

C-STICK C-STICK C-STICK UP-B C-STICK

Emu Sep 13th, 2007 10:06 PM

Marth is better than Roy.

Guitar Woman Sep 13th, 2007 11:32 PM

The updates are really lacking lately. Sakurai's already wasted two updates showing us Meta Knight and his level, both of which were seen in the trailer like a year ago, Lyn was just an assist trophy, and last night's was only half awesome because there were already special condition battles in Melee.


You can customize them a little bit more this time, though, which is pretty cool.

eggyolk Sep 13th, 2007 11:44 PM

yea i thought that looked like a cool feature as well. a pity they only give you such few options to mess with.

Qwarx Sep 14th, 2007 05:14 PM

Awwww man. Ice Climbers are in this one :(. but then again, probably most, if not all, of the characters from the past smash bros are gonna be in this.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/index.html

DeadKennedys Sep 14th, 2007 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 502023)
I think Yoshi should throw cookies.

Because nobody would get it.

Yoster Island ftw

Matt Harty Sep 14th, 2007 06:22 PM

I just happened to play Yoshis Cookie on ZNES today before reading that :o

Emu Sep 14th, 2007 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 504203)
Yoster Island ftw

WRONG.

MLE Sep 15th, 2007 01:42 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...ine=1183886955

OKAY GUYS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEADKENNEDY'S AVATAR LOOKING ALL DEJECTED. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF THE IMAGE TAGS WORKED FOR A CHANGE.

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2007 04:29 PM

Haha, you still use image tags? Welcome to almost a year ago.

Get with the program, lady!

Chojin Sep 15th, 2007 04:33 PM

That just adds the image tags in but doesn't let you see them because you are not a big enough boy to look at code

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2007 04:44 PM

It is convenient! And it never gays up and posts broken code where there should be a hilarious image, thus ruining the post!

noob3 Sep 16th, 2007 02:42 PM

jen will be happy the ice climbers are returning, those were her favorite! i had heard rumours that they wern't coming back, also game & watch, but i guess they were wrong!!

Chojin Sep 16th, 2007 04:32 PM

i hate the ice climbers :<

MLE Sep 16th, 2007 04:34 PM

GW, I thought you wanted to stop being a douche.

zeldasbiggestfan Sep 16th, 2007 11:34 PM

Just because he says he wants it doesn't mean he's going to do it.

I'm glad Ice Climbers are going to be in it. They're my favorite to fight.

MLE Sep 16th, 2007 11:43 PM

I hate ice climbers too, if anyone cares!

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2007 02:54 PM

I can't play the Ice Climbers. They are just too ridiculously awful.

Emu Sep 17th, 2007 04:10 PM

Nobody likes the Ice Climbers. They were kind of cute as a pair fighter thing but now they've taken the place of that extra computer character you stick in there so you have a 4th player to beat up (formerly held by Jigglypuff)

MarioRPG Sep 17th, 2007 04:45 PM

Jigglypuff and Ice Climbers blow. They are only in there to make the game arduous for those going for all clear on v. hard.

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2007 05:12 PM

Jigglypuff is actually a complete rape machine if you can figure out all the little tricks to using her.

Emu Sep 17th, 2007 06:23 PM

The little tricks like the sleeping instant-knock out that's impossible to execute without a Bellossom because all of the characters wake up before she stops singing.

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2007 10:49 PM

Her Down-A aerial attack racks up damage really fast, and her smash attacks last full power all the way through the strike, unlike most other people. It's a really long strike, too.

Also, pound lets you hover beyond using the jump button (like Marth's sword dance move), and Rest works wonders if you time it right. I'm sure there's other stuff, but I didn't figure it all out because I didn't really care.

Ice Climbers are still horrible, though.

zeldasbiggestfan Sep 17th, 2007 10:55 PM

You all suck, Ice Climbers are fun :(

I'll kill you with Link or Gannondorf though. SWUR TUH GOD.

Schimid Sep 17th, 2007 10:57 PM

I play as QUEEN JIGGLYPUFF and I guarantee I could rape any of you.

She's my main, then DocMar, Ness, Peach, G&W, Ganondorf in that order.

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2007 11:37 PM

I think you guys all play as fag characters.


Guitar Woman Sep 18th, 2007 02:46 PM

I'd like to retract my previous statement about Ice Climbers being completely worthless. I got around to finishing all the event matches last night, and the only way I could get past number 50 was to spam both hands with their upward aerial attack, which deals a ridiculous amount of damage when they both hit their target.

Emu Sep 18th, 2007 05:11 PM

But is useless when fighting against humans.


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