i drew a meme face. too lazy to spread. someone steal and take credit.
 

IDK if folks here are into 4chan-esque stuff but thats pretty cool actually

I lold :(

It was conceptually sound in a comedic way

:sterileassessment

ty for the analysis pent, i hope pram is somewhere autistically taking notes

this inspired me to go to 4chan for the very first time.

it was confusing and made me feel old and dirty at the same time. that is what i get for looking at anime porn :(

there is a very odd magic shop near my house that has sailor moon charchter statues that are in very disturbing states of bondage. i gave up BDSM fantasies of 20 year olds that look 12 for lent so i guess i will just have to enjoy thinking about chojin naked and stick around here.

4chan is the internet's anus. There is some funny stuff once in a while but for the most part it's racism, child porn, dicks and gore.

But the guy who created 4chan is like the cutest little kid ever I just want to rough up his hair, the scamp

HE LOOKS LIKE HE STARRED IN THAT MOVIE "THE SOCIAL NETWORK"

what is a meme face? I don't get it

It lets you play arcade video games on your pc.

It's something lucky ladies get to see when I orgasm.

Especially Bill's sister.

well I guess ill never know sigh

You would know if you were Bill's sister.

BECAUSE SHE KNOWS

SHE KNOWS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"S

MAKES THE SAME FACE WHEN SHE PLAYS DING DONG BLOWJOBS

Pentegarn made it VERY clear to me that we all need to treat this as a tasteful art. Now I dont know how hes going to feel about this :\

You were probably right not to post this in the art forum.

no uncle thrasho i won't tickle fight with you :(

I was always told tickle fights are ok as long as you dont talk about them to others

sam made me love europe again :love

Sam you brought back a great love affair fantasy of mine. This is a great day!

No, I said you didn't need to drop f-bombs every post to be edgy or funny, and that comedy can be done artfully. You at least cut back on the gratuitous f-bombs though

Which indicates to me that on a surface level you can't understand what you read, but on an unconscious level you can :bow

i bet she understand that you are a dick >:

Pentegarn, work with me my friend Im trying to understand is illiteracy is what you accuse me of?

Only when provoked

No just a gross lack of reading comprehension, though it may be voluntary, I neither know or care if it is though

o you dont care then y u talkin

I don't care because it doesn't matter if you are deliberately lacking in reading comprehension skills or not, the results are the same either way

i think bubbles understands your massive intelligency just enough to think your disdain is a cover for a lack of talent.

you are bubbles bitch >:

Whatever gets her mouth on yer dick dude

:whiteknighting

i once applied for a job at a snowball stand. I had it in the bag until they asked for my help. They said hey girl write coke on this box, I wrote cock.. the day ended in tragedy

i bet you enjoyed that visual!!!!

my meme face is awsome.

don't lay your high handed white night shit on me. you want to come out like some half assed Helm or Carnivore but you lack any of the talent or ability that enabled either of those cats to pull off their attitude.

what you are doing is fucking with somone who is trying to make an honest attempt to contribute by acting like you somehow created the world of imockery. your presence is only tolerated because your betters vacated the scene because cut rate assholes like you came along and gayed up the discussion. you are not fit to imagine my dick in anyones mouth but your own, and you should be proud to fit it all in.

you want to play king nothing with somone you got the wrong person, i will personally fuck your skull and stop only long enough to wipe my ass with your self esteem.

i do what i do because i want to. i earned the right long before you got here and i am not on the fade this time, i invented the mock wars and i will gladly spend a great deal of my time fucking you up.

bitch.

o no things have gone awry. This is not my intent :D

time 2 die cum bubbles

See my previous post

whats a cum bubbles?

yes yes, i know what you posted and promptly ignored the link of wisdom you so thoughtlessly laid down. except to get provoked by it.

you think that "see my last post" is a response? somehow that is supposed to put anyone in their place? you are exactly what you accuse bubbles of, too stupid to realize that what you have to say has no value. and yet you persist in repeating the drivel that is the underpinning of your argument. putting up a smokescreen of superiority without any original thought to back it up makes you a fucking tool.

you want to play the hardass then come and do it against somone who knows how to play. please!!!! i fucking dare you to try to do anything that is not a repeat of something you once said, or an idea that you copied from some other asshole to make yourself feel cool.

:)

wohawoha who said I was stupid? I haven't used the internet before any slack?

and thrasho, shut the fuck up while the adults are talking.

pentagrt may be a self rightous ass, but he is at least worthy of arguing with. you suck and are beneath typing to.

cum bubbles. yeesh.

o man i liked thrasho :( was he mean to me?

but u typed 2 me :confused:

didn't i tell you to to shiut the fuck up?

pointing out my inconsitencies only makes me sad :(

i am going to go cry with pentacrap now.

Your replies are naught but sound and fury signifying nothing.

You talk of me doing things I accused others of, but then do the same thing when you play the "I have been here longer" card. So what? I don't give a rat's ass how long you have been here. It all means nothing anyway, or else all the old school peeps that you said left would never have done so. Forums change, old peeps leave, new peeps show up, life goes on. Get over it. The sort of people who play the "I have been here longer card" are the same sort of people who think the world was a better place when women couldn't vote and blacks had to use separate bathrooms and drink from separate fountains.

All you do while 'being here longer' is fail to deliver on promises of stories and make self serving 'follow me on twitter' threads. Drop some substance of your own before you critique my posting style.

You make physical threats over the internet trying to be an internet tough guy. Is that supposed to impress me? And if you are the sort of person that wants to track me down, I will tell you what I told Pram. I own guns, I am very good with them, and I shoot with extreme prejudice when people intrude on my home.

I fuck with new people in my way because that is what I do, they either take it too seriously (Pram) or they fuck with back and become better for it (as Thrash0 did, as bubbles is doing) They don't need your whightknighting. The reason you went all pissed off ogre on me when I said you were whitknighting is it hit a little close to the mark I suspect.

PS I find you fun to fight with too george ;)

Actually, bubbles is starting to grow on me. In a way that coolholio was never able.

I retract my earlier comparison with STF and Adoooooo. You're more like Sappy. :)

you understand the nature of true love Pentagarn :)

and i thought it was awsone when blacks and when women knew their place ;)

now back to the fun:

i am not sure where i made a threat to physically harm you but you don't have half the ass it would take to bring an OGRE like me down, either in the real world or the pretend one where you are vaugely cool. i look back on the old imockery days with love because not one mocker would have ever been pathetic enough to say "see my last thread" it is weak, and i made a whole self serving thread about my love for bubbles and if your reading skills are up to par you would know that i would fight for her in any arena. you don't exist and she saved my soul.

there is more here than trying to befriend a piece of ass, and you should pay attention to more than just what you are posting before you make a fool of yourself.

otherwise, did you like my cartoon? it takes some fucking skill to do that shit :)

man you saved mine too love. Im glad we are here unemployed together

CF thanks I dont know who you speak of but its nice having some people to talk to. we get bored here with just the two of us sometimes...

I THINK WE KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

George will have 5 holes to choose from. what a splendid time!

o man really frodo and sam. we are gay george

a couple of miget fags j/k j/k j/k

George i changed my mind about twitter. I'm gonna follow you because when you kill yourself it's gonna be rad.

"Waaaah I make 80k a year but I DONT LIKE IT NO ME GUSTA!" What a bitch. I'm 24, work in restaraunts, ride a bike and broke my shoulder and didn't have the money to get it fixed OR get a car. What job could be so terrible short of dismembering yourself that you'd throw away an 80k salary?

DONT YOU HAVE KIDS YOU FDUCKIGN SELFKISH ASSHOEL PIECE OF SHIT SO MUCH FOR YORU HAPPY ENDNING.

i am his happy ending baby and we got his kids and they are all good. Money isnt everything...

Ahh, pullin' the ol' Casey Anthony huh? Well it's probably for the best. Good luck.

oh thrasho you started fighting too late.

i handle my responsibilities, i have never cared about money and more than once rode a bike to work. dont use your self pity as an attack on me. i want more out of the rest of my life than being a slave to money. i dont pity your situation and you should not either. it is your life and YOU have to fight for your happiness.

here is a tip, don't break your fucking shoulder if you dont have health insurance >:

Here's the thing shithead, it's not YOUR life anymore. As much as you blubbered like a stupid pussy about your children you sure don't seem to take them into account when it comes to what YOU want to do.

But I'm sure if you and bubbles really are violating eachother with whiskey bottles then you'll make just enough money delivering pizzas to keep the heroine coming in and it can be the one thing you two have in common, besides I-Mockery now of coure.

Then one fine day when your daughters open the flap to your refrigerator box behind wendy's they'll hopefully find both of your lifeless corpses and then they can go off and get real parents.

'Doh! Why didn't I think of that!? >:

drugs I dont do drugs. man thrasho I have worked my ass off to make sure all is good and I won. no worries

angry young people are so fun.

here we go,

i have a daughter in college, and two kids that live with me. i provide for them, and they are very happy. we know how to live.

you my pathetic little detractor are a failure at life. at 24 i had two cars, three children, owned my own house, and well over ten grand in the bank and i did it all myself. i did not bitch and moan and sit on my parents couch and think that just one job was enough to get me through the world. i fought.

i think your anger towards me is more a problem with your inability be more than a broken shouldered burden that does just enough to say you are trying so that your poor parents keep the doritos and internet flowing. you are a pansy. patton slapped tougher men than you for being fags, and if there was anyone in your life who loved you they would slap you too.

instead they pity you just as much as you pity yourself.

My parents haven't provided shit since I was 18. As soon as I was out of highschool I moved from NC to Seattle IMMEDIATELY. ON MY OWN. And made it work for around 5 years. Unlike you, I enjoyed myself because I was just smart enough to either use a condom or persuade women to get abortions.

And don't say "heh kid i enjoyed myself too had some of the best times! really i promise! blah" because if that was true you wouldn't have your autobiography pity-fest posted on here for everyone to see.

Also, while you two were together, NANCY BLEW ME. Right down by the pier. I told her we should get going and to take off her shoes because it'd be easy for anyone to recognize the pattern that those shoes would leave but she said "I want that stupid fucker to find out, I'll just tell him he's crazy later and he'll believe it because he's a fucking worthless pathetic prick."

2005-2006
So that was around the time that I first met Nancy, her husband was always crazy and everytime I would try to find a nice dumpster to fuck her behind I usually always either found him or all of his children. I was probably screwing 7 or 8 different women at the time and out of all of them Nancy was the filthiest. Her pussy looked like an atom bomb went off at a mole and hair factory.

But that didn't stop me. I had a thing for married dirty women. I couldn't tell you all the diseases she gave me. Hell, if I tried to count em' I don't think there's enough fingers on my hands!

There was just something about always sneaking around that stupid ass husband of hers. My favorite thing she would tell me to do is to sneak in her house when he's asleep and piss all over him and his bed because when he wakes up he just think SHE did it! And that was the funniest thing I ever saw.

More to come, gotta smoke

:o

Dude, fucking thrash0 just skullfucked george. 10k, How did this happen, what the hell have I missed

I ruined this thread, I'm sorry.

I should have left Penis-Ghost in the past where he belonged, he is far too powerful for this world.

Rod Serling's gonna show up with a summation and vague moral assumption pretty quick now

you're out of control sam

pics

does she make snacks

This is why I left in the first place, my power knows no limits.

I'M TEARING THIS BOARD APPPAAARRRRRTTTTTTTT

This thread got really funny after I went to bed :lol

Oh, that was when you said this

Yeah that.

Look I get it, you like banging her, and would like to continue doing so. But understand 2 things about this if you would.

1)Bubbles can fight her own fight especially because

2)In this thread she called me out for no reason first. Am I to understand that I can't fight back if the person starting it has had your dick in them? Maybe if you saw more to her needs she wouldn't be thinking about me so much that she has to call me out in a thread that has nothing to do with me ;)

I WILL CUT YOU WITH A BLADE MADE FROM SHAME AND SODOMIZE YOUR CORPSE WITH SELF-LOATHING

oh my stars and garters, i go to sleep and thrasho made a post. hmm...

so for five years you managed to survive and you just recently turned into a broke up piece of shit with no money, no insurance, no car, and no life? i bet your story is very moving.

as for fucking nancy, says more about you than me kid. i was married to that pig and i would not even fuck her. you should really go get checked out. health clinics are free :)

but i can understand fucking a pig from time to time.

24 or so years ago (a prequel):

now at this point in my life i was fifteen and i decided to run away from home. i had wandered for a very long time, but like the great Bob Seger said "my step was quick and light" and eventually my dainty little steps led me to an old school gas station.

back in those days a few gas stations were still privately owned and this was a very shitty one. i went into the bathroom to take a shit, and just as i got down to business i heard a female voice:

"put your dick in the hole, and i will fuck you!"

i was very afraid, but i was fifteen and horny. i put my dick in the hole, and there was some grunting, and a lot of pressure on my gigantic cock, but nothing happened. i pulled out, and the voice said " put some shit on the end to lube it up"

i obliged, and felt shit and all slide into a dry, uncomfortable vagina. as with most young men, i finished fast :( i washed my dick in the sink, and went on with my life.

one day i when i was in the Marines i was at the Piggly Wiggly in north carolina returning a bag of dog food that was filled with roaches (the south is so fucked up) when i saw a big fat pig of a woman with the most Jimmy looking tard of a kid. she was crying. stuck in the customer service line with her i had no choice but to stand there and listen to that little tard say "meme meme meme meme" over and over and watch his fat mama cry.

"he is your baby" the lady said. and i recognized that voice, it made me think of fish, shit, and shame. "doctors say he got some of that shit in his brain and wont never be right."

i looked at the lady, then at the kid. and laughed. i gave her the bag of dogfood so that she had something to feed her little turd baby. she gave me her address so that i could keep track of the little fucker if i wanted, i did not but sometimes i would send her used toilet paper or pictures of my nuts just to be clear of how much i hated her and the child.

she called him thrasho, and of all the sadness and shame i would feel in life the fact i fucked a fat pig through a hole with shit on my dick and made a shit brained mutant freak was my greatest shame.

please feel sorry for me, because this is the only reason i do.

HEY PENIS-GOST.:explode thanks a lot look at what you created.
Pentegarn and ThrashO are at it with George!
And you know who got the brunt of it last night? ME!
Looks like today will be full of blow jobs, and violating eachother with wisky bottles :x
( ps A BIG thanks also goes to ThrashO thought I finally got that idea out of his head)

Gus I don't know man. I'm pretty sure it was sam's penis ghost that did it.

it was. it got me all excited.

Yeah nice way to cover up the fact that it took you 10 hours to come up with a 2 paragraph long response. :rolleyes

So you're the man the doctors always told me about! :eek

My whole life growing up the doctors always said I was lucky. They told me that my conception was one in a million!

Through an early DNA test it was apparent that my genes were not of highest quality. As a matter of fact I was told that one grand night, whilst my mother was ovulating and on the brink of OD'ing on numerous drugs, she had her rotten eggs penetrated by the seed of an obviously inbred taco bell employee.

The way I was told, is that the chromasomes of the man who did this were just a grab-bag of total absurdity and nonsense. However, foreign material was introduced with the seed at this time, and as you said, YES! It was fecal matter! :halloween2

The doctor told me that this was a practice usually done to children in the deep south called a "mississipi kids meal" which is where the father slathers on a heaping, warm serving of waste onto his privates and forces his daughters to clean it. Which hole they use is up to them, but they know what happens if it stays dirty :newbie

But anyways, in this one instance, the dung had clung to the one sperm that was tough enough to break through the outer black crust of the egg and in the end, it was the only thing on my side. It protected me. All the coming months of drug abuse and miscellanious sperm was thwarted by my new protozoan friends :)

I guess that's why you're cretin children probly all have crab feet and cleft lips because Nancy wouldn't let you shit in her pussy. Instead, she shit in yours. She also took a shit in your heart, your brain and your soul and destroyed your life. What's it like to call the mother of your children a disgusting pig who ruined your life? Do you ever look at your kids and see her face? And then do you realize what kind of mistake you REALLY MADE.

Maybe it'll sink in when youre at rock bottom and a strange moment of realization will knee you in the forehead in between bong hits and you'll go "HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH I FUCKED UP OHHH GODDD!!!! ZOE SHOOT ME!! IN THE FACE! JUST TAKE YOUR FINGER AND PUT IT ON THE TRIGGER! NO, NOT LIKE THA-"

"Daddy mah crab hand wont fit in thar, daddy it wont do that. daddy why come i dont have normal hands n feet like the other girls you touch daddy? daddy why? im so tired of ramen daddy"

"BABY ITLL BE OK, IM GONNA DELIVER 2 MORE PIZZAS TONI-

*BOOOOOM!!!!!*

"I figgured it out daddy"

WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

See? Funny :lol

Believe it or not, I am starting to find you more and more amusing

For example the 'coke/cock' sign gag made me laugh

This post above has some goods in it.

I was right when I said you could hold your own

Just make sure you find a good bruising cream and don't skimp on the lubricant, personally I feel at least 20 dollars a bottle or higher value lube is the way to go

thanks Pentegarn (makes me blush) I like you too

what happened here

it took me 12 hours to write that :(

i knew violating bubbles with whiskey bottles would ruin everything.

what hurts us only makes us stronger... thats what you kept saying right?

We all waved our e-cocks/e-tits and I laughed a lot

I think the four of us played Rock, Paper, Scissors and we all picked Turd.

thrasho i declare you the winner :)

you are much funnier than i anticipated. and i am out of practice :(

WE WILL MEET AGAIN >:

I thought we were playing cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb

Good show old chap. ONE DAY WE WILL RETUYRN TO THIS ARENA

:chuckleworthy

whoever started this thread is obviously a spambot, guys

I think YOU are obviously a spambot >:

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