well thats a given part of any vacation day ;/

I liked the zoo, probably gonna be cold though. Same with the warf and chinatown.

yea we were thinking about going to that stupid wharf :(

Some good Chinese food there.

i do love chinese :(

and ass sex

i can always tell when its going to be good

its the smell

it always gives it away

i don't know which you're talking about, the chinese or the ass sex. But I like to think it's both.

yea i had some earlier it was good
express

EXPRESS ASS SEX

LOL

IT WAS REALLY FAST

SO FAST THE CHINESE FOOD WAS WAITING FOR YOU

chinese food is good its got ching chons in it

These are cool game monster meat guides.

Meat you can beat o.o

White blood cells fight infections, brain cells fight feelings.

The difference is that I don't hear white blood cells in my head constantly.

tl;dr i hear voices

Pub Lover that is awesome. Like... way awesome.

Also Chojin this is why you shouldn't take hallucinogens. Unless you are serious in which case not good.

drink scope

Directly un-follow this advice at all opportunities

Unless it's datura or DPH, but those are technically hallucinogens in the same way sucking a dick technically constitutes protein intake

I saw this guy the other day with a tapout shirt who looked like he was full of protein.

I've never really figured out what that tapout shit is all about.

Due to thread trolling and some asinine PMs, I'm sorry to inform you all that Microshock will not only not be participating in the Secret Santa event, but he won't be participating in anything on the I-Mockery forums anymore. Farewell, chump.

:aok

Aw, shucks! I bet he was so close to turning it all around and suddenly maturing, too.

Bad times