I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

it's a good thing i've got a bottle of jack daniels and a bottle of bushmills and another 151 in the car trunk, i gotta remember to do that shit this weekend

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 546957)

i'm not with people irl because i'm to afraid they will actively dislike me

I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 04:25 AM

his internet takes a while cause he lives on the other side of the world

and the Coriolis Effect

:lol

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546958)

cougars dont prowl for me

i prowl for cougars

If we deleted every other post you have ever made then we would only need this one to know why.

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546960)

basically, fuck pumas (not literally)

You would & have.

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547009)

I'm certain they will dislike me. I'm afraid they'll act on it.

oh man there is a part of me that WANTS people to act on dislike so that i am forced to action

liquidstatik

Apr 9th, 2008 04:26 AM

you dudes are goin too fast :<

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546962)

it was this one pub, you already mentioned it

Then I'm falling ahead?

executioneer

Apr 9th, 2008 04:27 AM

you're falling
away from me
falling away from meeee :korn

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Asila (Post 546964)

Ex--I'm not with people IRL because they irritate the fuck out of me, but I imagine that it's the same thing

KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547018)

KEEP MOVING FORWARD, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE

THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 547019)

THE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THINGS

THE SICK AND AWFUL THINGS :(

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 04:29 AM

I have to adapt Othello into a television mini-series, do you think they would notice if I cut the script of O in six parts.

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 04:29 AM

TERRIBLE PERSON

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 546967)

I'm with people in real life all the time, they just are just beer drinking slobs :)

You're a riddle, Mr. Puzzle!

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 04:30 AM

TERRIBLE
IT MAKES ME GIGGLE THOUGH

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 546968)

im coming to chi-town this summer wanna hang

No, no one does. Don't you remember?

Sethomas

Apr 9th, 2008 04:31 AM

Asila, this is technically my 9th year on this message board and I still don't have the faith in anyone here to digitalize my unique and artistic approach to having an anatomical abnormality that has so far been witnessed by a direly small number of privileged individuals.

Anyways.

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546990)

My weirdest dream? How about a man that can use the washer AND the dryer!

Ladies, you know what I mean!

I wanted to include a picture of some obnoxious female comic that people would recognize, but I could only think of one and to use her would require that I say something totally superfluous about stereotypes of black men who have large penises.

This invites 7F to say something along the lines of "that's not a stereotype, I know it's true", and then he'd put in a good amount of blank space under that sentence and follow it with "as someone who is half-white, that is." followed with an emoticon expressing dismay.

GADZOOKS

Apr 9th, 2008 04:31 AM

Hugo: [Roger accidentally shoots Mike in the leg] No! Fuck Rog! It has to look like suicide! It has to look like fucking suicide Roger! Fuck!
Roger Rodriguez: I did what you said! Now we do it up close!
Hugo: No! The cops will know someone else fired the first bullet! Fuck Rog! You fucking herbed us! You fucking herbed us! Where's the scarf? Where's the fucking scarf!
Roger Rodriguez: I lost it.
Hugo: When the cop comes I'm gonna tell them you shot him in self defense.
Roger Rodriguez: If he wakes up he's going to tell on me!
Hugo: Sorry bro, Desi's dead.
[Shoots Roger]

Seven Force

Apr 9th, 2008 04:31 AM

thanks for bringing that up :(

Pub Lover

Apr 9th, 2008 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 546970)

Hey guys, I'm going to post a picture that I took last week because apparently "photographer" is a legitimate extension of my job title. This brings my job title up to "...(?), photographer".

I originally planned on incorporating it into a post I planned on writing for the poli/phil forum, but you guys distracted me. I was going to demonstrate that it's hilarious for reasons that seem to be politically incorrect, but really aren't because they're just accurate reflections of reality involving sensitive issues we're conditioned to ignore.

Yes, the post would have been much longer than that paragraph, but you wouldn't have troubles believing that anyways.

Here it is: