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liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 02:31 AM

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liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 02:32 AM

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liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 02:33 AM

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Kitsa Oct 24th, 2008 08:48 AM

I have another story I forgot before. It's about someone I worked with.

This doctor had a sister who was trying to start a bakery business. At every opportunity, the doctor would go on and on about how fantastic the baked goods were and how we needed to try them. Finally, she brought in what she said was her sister's "twinkie cake" and, essentially, it was a giant twinkie. So she laid it out on the food table and people did what people do when someone leaves a cake out for everybody. The doctor was asking everyone how they felt about the cake and everyone obliged her and said sure, it's great.

Then a week later her sister MAILS US A BILL FOR THE CAKE and it's like $75 :(

Grislygus Oct 24th, 2008 11:01 AM

:lol douchebaggery

Neen Oct 24th, 2008 11:19 AM

Wait, where was this? In his office?

Kitsa Oct 24th, 2008 11:37 AM

our ER.

Tadao Oct 24th, 2008 03:04 PM

Code:

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Tadao Oct 24th, 2008 03:04 PM

ascii art works in code :p

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2008 03:12 PM

FUCK OFF TADAO

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Tadao Oct 24th, 2008 03:13 PM

you fucked it up lol.
you suck

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2008 03:14 PM

Says you

Tadao Oct 24th, 2008 03:16 PM

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COME ON EVERYONE LET'S ALL SPURT IN MY FACE

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 04:39 PM

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wobzire Oct 24th, 2008 04:54 PM

woah

Tadao Oct 24th, 2008 04:59 PM

hawt

Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2008 05:06 PM

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Tadao Oct 24th, 2008 05:08 PM

You don't need code for those ascii's :\

wobzire Oct 24th, 2008 05:09 PM

The face on the anime one is freaking me out.

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 06:00 PM

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liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 06:01 PM

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Guitar Woman Oct 24th, 2008 06:07 PM

You can still see it, it just looks like she's getting a blowjay from the side on a windy day.

Or something.

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 06:08 PM

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Tadao Oct 24th, 2008 06:11 PM

fuck you then


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